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@Schwartzanicker

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Managing Audio Engineer. Sauce enthusiast. Radio nut. Sports fan. Twitch streamer and podcaster.

Austin, TX
Joined April 2009
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Nick Schwartz
4 years
Merry Christmas y’all! It’s been a weird year, but I got a special birthday gift when this guy was born a couple days ago!
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4 years
Just a sauce monkey and his friends. #HappyHalloween
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3 years
Do you like bone-in wings, boneless wings, or are you biwingual?
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8 years
My goodness, there's a lot of people upset with #fakenews , but they're ok with #alternativefacts . Makes sense.
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3 years
I asked my baby what he thought and he pooped his pants. Idiot
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3 years
Babies born during COVID-19 pandemic have lower IQs: Study says
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4 years
Things I thought I could be recognized for: A̵u̵s̵t̵i̵n̵ ̵r̵a̵d̵i̵o̵ ̵h̵o̵s̵t̵ ̵S̵p̵o̵r̵t̵s̵ ̵d̵u̵d̵e̵ ̵w̵i̵t̵h̵ ̵S̵p̵o̵r̵t̵s̵b̵a̵l̵l̵ ̵A̵u̵d̵i̵o̵ ̵t̵e̵c̵h̵ ̵G̵a̵m̵e̵s̵ ̵p̵r̵o̵d̵u̵c̵e̵r̵ Guy who put some sauce on an Arby’s sandwich? Seriously though, I love this.
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Nick Schwartz
3 years
Happy to announce a sauce alliance with @andrewpanton
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3 years
The little future sauce boss and his papa. Thanks to @TheJosieYoung for the matching shirts!
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3 years
We did it y’all, we did it
@RoosterTeeth
Rooster Teeth
3 years
SAUCE MONKEY WINS! 15 match-ups. 117,669 (nice) votes. One dumbass champion. #marchmindless
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6 months
A historical moment
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Nick Schwartz
10 months
Bows and shreds
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Kip Childress
10 months
Dear @TexasRoadhouse , Apparently your version of Macaroni and Cheese is a little different than mine. Sincerely, Mac & Cheese Lover
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2 years
Imagine arguing on behalf of a gun instead of a child
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4 years
Forgive me going off, but sitting without power in below freezing temps for 81 hours while “leaders” distort the truth or do nothing sent me into a rage.
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Nick Schwartz
4 years
So, who’s the real @EricBaudour and @GeoffLRamsey ? And who am I?
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Nick Schwartz
3 years
This is the sporting equivalent of risking it all for some Chili's
@SInow
Sports Illustrated
3 years
Globe Life Field opened at full capacity (40,300) today for the Texas Rangers' home opener. What are your thoughts? (🎥: @SamGannon87 )
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Nick Schwartz
11 months
Monkey Mouse discovers rich estranged family @FaceJamPod
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Nick Schwartz
3 years
What’s your most controversial thanksgiving food take? Mine is that apple pie is the worst pie.
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4 years
Oh dude! I just realized I've been at @RoosterTeeth for five years now! I've met a ton of cool people, made some great friends, and am so stoked with all the audio-only podcasts we've been putting out. I'm excited to keep making new and fun stuff!
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4 years
Finally got power. Running heat and that’s about it. I hope all my Texas peeps get it soon and keep it.
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4 years
The way my windows are totally covered feels like a zombie movie. Plus I just ate tuna mac in a tent in my bedroom, so bonus points for that.
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4 years
It's one lasagna
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3 years
They don’t tell you how many times you have to tell your kid to stop biting the fridge.
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4 years
So stoked to go to a Chili's surrounded by my closest friends. I might ask the waiter to cough directly into my mouth!
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Nick Schwartz
4 years
Happy #NationalHotSauceDay ! What are you having today?
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4 years
Austin and the energy providers have been less than forthcoming with any kind of helpful information. Meanwhile, I’ve got my almost two month old pinned to my chest for warmth for the second straight night as temps drop lower. What a colossal, embarrassing failure
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7 years
@JackPosobiec By that logic, we men can’t boycott planned parenthood either. And yet...
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6 years
Working at Rooster Teeth is all about supporting one another. Sometimes physically.
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2 years
Every second of every day
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4 years
Tonight, after an hour of baby crying, I scraped and ate five day old leftover sugar glaze sitting in an open pan. Happy Tuesday.
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Nick Schwartz
4 years
Post an image of yourself as the final boss without downloading new pics!
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@echochlo
chloe 🫧
4 years
Post an image of yourself as the final boss without downloading new pics.
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Nick Schwartz
3 years
Hey look at what I helped set up! I'm excited to finally be able to provide Ad-Free, day early audio versions of podcasts for our FIRST members!
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Rooster Teeth
3 years
FIRST members now have early access to our podcasts on most audio platforms. BUT HOW? ☑️Clicky here 📩Enter your FIRST email address 🔓Get access 👍 Subscribe 🕺Party hard
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Nick Schwartz
4 years
My wife says two. We had some good times.
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4 years
It's one lasagna
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Nick Schwartz
4 months
The 100% Eat Patreon is live now! Come check it out and tell your friends!
@100PercentEat
100% Eat
4 months
We have 100% launched our Patreon. You can now support us 100% directly.
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3 years
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Nick Schwartz
8 years
17 cheeses deep. #19cheesepizza
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1 year
Sometimes I can’t help but make bad decisions. @FuckFacePod
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3 years
Holy hell, I just realized my six year anniversary at Rooster Teeth was last week! I’ve worked with a lot of talented folks, made some good friends, and hopefully contributed to some fun content as well!
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3 years
@FaceJamPod Jesus. I’ve never seen it from this angle
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3 years
@EricBaudour This good?
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4 months
To celebrate the launch of Regulation Podcast we played Sloppy Joe's Bingo live, and the video of that very stream is available now! See if you can get a bingo before we do!
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Nick Schwartz
3 years
Oh hell yeah
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2 years
Politicians who take money from the NRA should never know a moment’s peace.
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4 years
One time in college I feel asleep while watching Scrubs on DVD. After the episodes ended it kicked back to the title screen which just played the theme song on loop all night. ...sometimes I can still hear it when I shut my eyes.
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4 years
The bad news: I ate a whole bag of candy. The good news: the candy is no longer a threat.
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Nick Schwartz
3 years
@JeremyNDooley Incredible news dude! So happy for y’all!
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@evapolkosnik @anthonyVslater @Politicallysad7 He served 5 years active duty in the Air Force.
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9 months
Y’all aren’t ready for tomorrow’s @FaceJamPod . We sure weren’t.
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7 years
Did you know that @CowChop 's Class of 198X is available in an audio format?
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Nick Schwartz
4 years
Can't keep your sauce drawer in the bedroom. Too risky.
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thomas 🍌
4 years
"do u have protection" i feel around for my nightstand. i open the drawer and pull a wrapper out. tearing it open with my teeth i send taco bell sauce everywhere. oh no. wrong drawer. that was my sauce drawer. "im gonna tell my friends bout ur sauce drawer." the night is ruined
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@_TrevorC I grew up calling them all a coke
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1 year
I couldn’t see or hear anything
@100PercentEat
100% Eat
1 year
“I need a sauce” -Master Sauce
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3 years
Full house
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3 years
@NotRonnieRay @RoosterTeeth And screenshotting this
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1 year
Damn dude, it’s been eight years since I’ve been working at Rooster Teeth. Am I old now?
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Nick Schwartz
3 years
He sure changed his mind after a few minutes
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100% Eat
3 years
Also Nick brought his own syrup, to Jordan’s dismay
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7 years
If you stop petting Marshal, he doesn't let you forget it.
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3 years
I've created the Ultimate Face Jam Road Trip Video Guide, a list of what order everything takes place and how you should watch it to experience it the way we did. Keep warm! (THREAD in case the link doesn't work)
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1 year
Be careful, I just entered my marinaranch era
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2 years
Just watched my son walk over to my piece of cake, rip off a huge chunk, and then wander off while grinning
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3 years
All are on my list, but you best believe I’m going to Saucey’s.
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Rooster Teeth
3 years
Where ya eatin' at
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4 years
@JordanCwierz @EricBaudour @AH_Michael @ThatPeterHayes Looking for missing ballots in the trashcan. Smart
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4 years
Just a little extra something for you on how we pulled this off
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100% Eat
4 years
Our heroes suit up and venture out into the cold dark world to rate the Steak n Shake Pork Belly Steakburger & Cotton Candy Shake. Click it or ticket.
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7 years
Holy crap, I just realized I've been at @RoosterTeeth for 2 years now. I missed my anniversary date.
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2 years
Lots of audio texture in this one
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ANMApodcast
2 years
The fabled Episode 3 is out now for @RoosterTeeth FIRST members. Did you listen yet?
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3 years
The downside here is how trash the NFL overtime rules are
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1 year
I heard what I heard
@100PercentEat
100% Eat
1 year
Our Heroes are taking on the frozen pizza taste test challenge. What’s that? You don’t know the frozen pizza taste test challenge? But Nick overheard something one time in a restaurant in Chicago about eating frozen pizza. Spittin Silly is real silly today.
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4 years
What is happening
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3 years
Ate shrimp from a shady restaurant. See you on the other side
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4 years
@EricBaudour congrats on your new position
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7 years
@benmaller Your profile says you have hot takes. It didn't mention they were garbage.
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5 years
I almost forgot! Yesterday marked four years of working at @RoosterTeeth . That's nuts!
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3 years
I'm so bad at and so frustrated by Elden Ring that I'm tempted to stream it because it seems like a waste to be this upset with no upside.
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6 years
This big dude paid us a visit at the office today.
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4 years
When in doubt, blame antifa.
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4 years
Who are these people who just defend politicians over stupid ass decisions they made? I’m not shaming him for being on the other side of the aisle, I’m shaming him for being a worthless/misleading idiot.
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4 years
The dogs demand popcorn
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Not enough people died on his watch two weeks ago.
@mattlargey
Matt Largey (real)
4 years
BREAKING: TX Gov. @GregAbbott_TX says "now is the time to open Texas 100%". Apparently, lifting all pandemic business restrictions?
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Nick Schwartz
9 months
Let’s go
@WGTabletop
Hunter Shelburne
9 months
So apparently my hometown Pizza Hut (where my dad still lives) has rebranded as Pizza Hut Classic. They brought back the old interior, the old logo, and so the lunch buffet again, even cups. Didn't know this was a thing, tried to capture as much of the aesthetic as I could here.
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Nick Schwartz
4 years
I want to try it
@Arbys
Arby's
4 years
Welp. Guess the secret is out❗️
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2 years
I wish I could say it was fun while it lasted, but this game was miserable
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8 months
At least @larrymatovina knew right away and didn't have to live with the false hope of it all...
@100PercentEat
100% Eat
8 months
But they were all of them deceived for a monkey’s order was not processed and he was issued a refund. And into this refund @tacobell poured it’s cruelty, it’s malice, and it’s will to ruin monkey’s life.
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3 years
I didn’t know DC considered DJ Khaled as a hero
@screentime
ScreenTime
3 years
DC asked the ‘Harley Quinn’ team to remove a scene in S3 where Batman goes down on Catwoman because ‘heroes don't do that’ (via @Variety )
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4 years
Damn dude, all those kids who got "participation trophies" can take an L way better than this.
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4 years
The U.S. is going to be dealing with covid for potentially years because of stupidity and selfishness.
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6 years
Heads up for @RoosterTeeth show audio downloads! You can find all of our programs on the usual podcast providers (like iTunes, Spotify, etc) but there isn't a field currently on the new website. For now I'll be posting the link in the description of that particular episode.
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3 years
So far, Halo Infinite is superior to both 4 and 5
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Nick Schwartz
7 years
Hey there #offtopicah fans! The #RTXPresents show will be shot in front of a live audience today and broadcast at the normal time tomorrow (Friday, February 23rd).
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Nick Schwartz
2 years
I’m crashing this party
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@100PercentEat
100% Eat
2 years
Come hang out with @JordanCwierz and @EricBaudour at the @voodooranger booth at #RTXAustin right now until like probably 11:30???
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Nick Schwartz
3 years
Things are going well. Save the monkey, save me.
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Rooster Teeth
4 years
Only one dumbass mascot can make it to the next round. #MarchMindless
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7 months
@trianglegod I’m gonna miss interrupting everyone’s work and meetings with it!
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Nick Schwartz
6 years
We've been testing out a behind the scenes audio only show called Behind The Spot, and it's now available at the end of each #OnTheSpot audio episode from this season! Download them on iTunes, Google Play/Podcasts, Spotify, or on the RT website:
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3 years
Ever have a day when you want to do everything and also nothing?
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4 years
Pancakes shouldn't be stacked. They should be eaten one at a time.
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3 years
Taco Bell saved my life tonight
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