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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

1 year

Blessed to realise my dream of conquering the Wits Edge with an Actuarial Science degree.🎓

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

6 months

Real ones know that it should depend on the dish you’re preparing.

Tess_xoxo🌺

@tess_szn

6 months

How do you slice your onions?

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

3 months

Your hun will either dust a large pizza in one sitting or she will eat half a biscuit the whole day and there is no in-between.

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

I think we can all agree that

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

5 months

We need to talk about how rigorous consumption of academic literature erodes one’s capacity and desire to read for pleasure.

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@BALUCIAGA

5 months

i miss how much of a READER i use to be. i use to be the kind of kid that got lost in a book, and just transported in the world of whatever i’m reading that nothing else around me mattered. fuck, i MISS that. i need to start reading again

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

6 months

For All The Boks

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

I sent this hun a message on 3 May. She replied today. Today is 13 May. Time to practice reciprocation: I’ll reply on the 23rd. Let me set a reminder.

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

My girl?😭 The best.😭 What does she deserve?😭 The best.😭 What will I give her?😭 The best.😭

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

1 month

On Wednesday, we do it again.🥺🎓🎓

Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

1 year

Blessed to realise my dream of conquering the Wits Edge with an Actuarial Science degree.🎓

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

Don’t be surprised when I pull out this move at groove:

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

7 months

Game day! 😤

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 months

Imagine they sell you a "pre-plucked and customised 24 inch Peruvian Frontal HD Closure" and you believe it then post about your lovely new hair. The comments are basically saying "Girl, that's not Peruvian, they lied to you, it's synthetic."

_tsitsi_🎀

@tsitsitema

4 months

I need someone to clarify what is wrong with this tweet 😔😔, explain to me like I’m a five year old 🥲

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

"Ah, Junk Park." - ele papao a tsena ntlo after 'business trip'.

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

Saying “Guys,” when you’re talking to one person >>>>>

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

7 months

Bathong, the fault in our sfebe. No.

kammy. 🧚🏾‍♀️

@kammythulo

7 months

omg if someone cheats on you & then they turn out to have terminal cancer does that mean you have to forgive them ? ☹️

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

TL asleep? I secured the girl of my dreams.😭

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

This is either a sign that groove is about to peak or it's about to be shut down. There is no in-between.

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

Hey you! Yes, you. Hey man, don’t scroll past without finishing this. You’re going to achieve your goals. Don’t give up. Okay? Okay.

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

1 month

There’s only one Wits edge, but we’ve conquered it two times.🎓🎓

Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

1 month

On Wednesday, we do it again.🥺🎓🎓

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

7 months

Slade and Uncle Vuzi did the 2Broers thing 2Years ago.🤞🏽😂

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@ntatao__

7 months

I’m telling you 2Broers would be a fire duo😭😭 Who’s with me?

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

I hope these two ladies are having a good evening wherever they are.🥺 They gave us an iconic video.😂🔥

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Mike 🦅

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4 years

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

Oratilwe Kenna💖

@___Oratilwe

4 years

Guys my boyfriend was teaching his ex how to drive today, he said they doing it again tomorrow. I'm not okay😭

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

I had to bring this back to the TL.😂

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

“Eh Monday to Sunday Eh letsamaya tsamaya maseku late Eh letsena menateng eliling lit” 😭😭😭

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

"This is why o fail'a Life Orientation." - ele Maphorisa trying to win an argument le bae.

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

Scenes when you find someone drying their hands with your bucket hat.😭 (Aye, these are fire though.😂🔥)

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

3 years

Is it just me or it low-key doesn’t feel like December?

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

3 years

If you want a real burning sensation try mjolo.

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

3 months

No need for all that imo. Just behave in a manner that doesn't expose your partner to disrespect/embarrassment.

Moeketsi 🐘

@ItsMoeTj

3 months

Imma deactivate from all my socials once I get into a relationship 😭🤞🏾

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

Man U fans rn.😭❤️

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

Try Wits. That walk from West campus to East campus is quite a challenging hike.

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@TamutsaM

4 years

Where does everyone go hiking in Joburg ? 🥺👉🏽👈🏽

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

Okay Elaine.

Bekki

@yourfavbekki

4 years

I think I've found the one.🥴

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

If I land at the groove venue and I find grade 9s opening circles, I'm leaving - without hesitation.😭

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

Response: “I get you.” 😭

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

5 months

While we’re talking about pap… SALT DOES NOT BELONG IN THERE!

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

[Positivity and Motivation] A thread:

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

If you are reading this you, you are beautiful.

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

“You’re going to hate me for this. I’m sorry, I’m not coming anymore.”

10 Bands 🇿🇦

@delemancho

4 years

bomboclaat

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

3 years

Good morning to all the huns that don't break hearts.❤️

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

YOU SAID I said “I didn’t YOU DIDN’T study”. I didn’t say STUDY! I was going to fail.

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

3 years

Huns with big foreheads are the best. That’s where they store all the wholesomeness.

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

2 months

Came into the office today to news that I'm going to begin training for a role in the division that does the work that my honours research was based on.🥺 God is in the neighbourhood.😭🙏🏾

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

Guys, imagine Elaine, Thando Ngoasheng and Joda Kgosi on the same track.😭

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

3 months

If you lamza your homegirls, I will break up with you.

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@hgh4hours

3 months

Strict boyfriend 101:

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

6 months

😭LISTEN

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@tinaistye

6 months

joseph dary KILLS me man 😭😭😭😭😭

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

5 months

So, I kinda conquered the Wits Edge twice.

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

5 months

@zandisiiwezwane The English language doesn’t have an adjective strong enough for this level of disrespect.😭

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

Endaaaaaaaa Hiyaaaaa Hiyaaaaaa

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

Energy >>>

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

3 years

Tumi

@Tumi213

3 years

I won’t lie. There’s still someone I’m waiting to meet from this app. It’s been 5 or so months but ndzayikhaba

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

5 months

Bringing a hun you haven’t sealed the deal with around majita is poor roster management.🤣 She’s still a free agent and she owes you no loyalty. The fact that you “brought her” means nothing; she’s an adult with autonomy. You’ll cry big boy tears when she clicks with another oke.

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

Hi, @Tumi_Roch .🥰😭🤣

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

“This is not my real personality” - ele papao ba mo gerile a feba.

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

@tittyymango 🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

Found one of my favourite campus fits in the archives.

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

This just unlocked a memory I forgot I had.🤣

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

Guys, jolang.😭 I recommend it.

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

Stop hurting yourself trying to fit into circles that don’t want to include you. Make your own circle and flourish.

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

Redefining “I felt a spark between us.”😭

𝕸𝖔’🦋

@MolokoMokobi_

4 years

Not me and my boyfriend getting electrocuted while trying to jump over the gate 🤣🤣

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

I wish all of you a productive exam season. I hope you manage to study effectively and pace yourselves well. Take care of yourselves and find a good rhythm. Your hard work will pay off.❤️🙏🏾

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

6 months

Oh, the vibes in Braam.😂🔥

Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

6 months

Bokke bringing the trophy past Wits again tomorrow? I will be there, at the exact same spot I was standing in 2019.😭🤞🏽

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

I hope you’ve bathed for December, because when we call, you must answer the phone on your way to the car, otherwise we’re leaving you.🙏🏾

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

3 years

😭😭😭😭

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

Cassper: Amademoni. Drake: Aye, what’s that in English? Cassper: Demons. Drake: Bet.

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

3 years

Yeah, now I get what was going through @casspernyovest ’s mind when he wrote this.

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

Mr Price should change their slogan to “We can also do it.”😭

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@cnehshuga

4 years

Ave usebenza uMr Price 😭🔥

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 months

This app has been gripped by pure, unfiltered chaos for 3 days straight.😭😭😭

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

Don’t let her lie to you. She’s tweeting this live from within the comforts of Mjolo.😭

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

30 Seconds - Twitter Mutual Edition.

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@ScenesWithMike

4 years

You will achieve financial stability.

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@ScenesWithMike

4 years

“Merry Christmas ma’am. Does next week’s exam include Section 5.1 or is it not examinable?”

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

You will achieve that goal.

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

Imagine getting excited about your new tattoo and coming to show the TL only for someone to comment “Does Tippex work on tattoos?”😭

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@ScenesWithMike

4 years

How I protect my peace on this app:

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@ScenesWithMike

4 years

“Didn’t your dad twerk on an Instagram live for a PS5?” Heh, that line is going to make someone’s child cry in the future.

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@ScenesWithMike

4 years

You will pass that exam.

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

His BBM status: “Her.” Her BBM status: “Him.”

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

Tshego trying to talk dirty: "Ah, yes scones." Him: "Oreng?" Tshego: "Scones. Because wang kgama."

𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚. 🧚🏽‍♀️

@___tshego

4 years

i cant even do the whole dirty talk thing, imagine role playing

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

You will get that degree.

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Mike 🦅

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3 months

@hlulanimanyike 😭and that's on ✨ range ✨

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@ScenesWithMike

4 years

How I enjoy my time on this app:

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Mike 🦅

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4 years

Risky, Zlele and Truth Is.

XXL Magazine

@XXL

4 years

Happy birthday, @Drake ! 🎉 What’re your top three songs by him?

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

Woke up to this.😭🥰

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@ScenesWithMike

4 years

You will secure that dream job.

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

You see that idea you’ve been sitting on? Execute it.

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

You will build that dream house.

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

That’s a month into Wits’ Semester 2.😂 They really said nothing will come between us and the end of the academic year.😭💀

Malome YouTube

@ThatoRampedi

4 years

Second semester starts next week Monday

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

"I haven't started either." - ele a classmate who has already submitted.

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Mike 🦅

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3 months

WHAT ARE THESE THINGS AND WHERE DID THEY COME FROM???

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

Okare if you rev too hard the car will sneeze.

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Mike 🦅

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4 years

You will buy that dream car.

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

6 months

Still eligible for 30Under30.🙏🏾

𝐀𝐥𝐝𝐨

@Aldov123

6 months

In 5 years,how old are you going to be?

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

Seems like you’ve already posted my favourites.🥰

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Mike 🦅

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1 month

Why have one Wits degree when you can have two?

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

Your hard work will pay off.

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

How was I supposed to read the rest after closing my eyes?

Shonisani Masutha

@Madame_Shonsan

4 years

Love this 🔓

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Mike 🦅

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7 months

Rather… Elaine had lots of talent with bad management - look how that went.😭

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Mike 🦅

@ScenesWithMike

4 years

The problem is the fact that you assumed he meant he was going to eat food.😭

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4 years

You will achieve that dream.

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