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BREAKING NEWS: UGLY SCENES at Cheltenham as thousands of sockless 'men' arrive wearing checked suits that are a size too small in the jacket and two sizes too small in the trouser. Bare ankles and baker boy hats have caused an outbreak of mass nausea.

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Yes. That is a chap with a 5ft narwhal tusk, taken from Fishmongers Hall, tackling a terrorist on London Bridge

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At 18 years old Raducanu goes to New York and wins $2.5 million. At 18 years old I went to Corfu, got a nasty rash from a big lass from Wigan and crashed a moped

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Prince Heinrich XIII has had a shocker here. Never attempt a coup d'état with a double paisley tie and pocket square combo. He's right not to match them as the pocket square should complement (not match) the tie but he really should have gone with a plain dark orange square.

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! BREAKING ! German Prince Heinrich XIII Reuss of Greiz was arrested Wednesday morning along with at least 24 others suspected of planning a coup d'état in Germany The action is ongoing and 3000 police officers have arrested people in Germany associated with a right-wing group

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I've seen pictures of the fighting at Aintree. Amazingly they all appear to be wearing socks so maybe a corner has been turned. Next step is for them to get strides that fit properly.

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2 years

Unacceptable trouser situation.

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2 years

A heart warming a story. Listen to this 😂

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4 years

Shout out to this absolute chap on London Bridge who had to be dragged away to allow the police to deal with the situation.

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4 years

Here is Narwhal Tusk Chap in action. Along with Fire Extinguisher Geezer and Bare Hands Man

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4 years

If I was in hospital with covid 19 and wasn't able to have my family with me, Ross Kemp would be a long way down my list of people I'd want to see. We should be able to choose our celebrity visitors. I'm going for a bikini clad Liz Hurley, the Minogue sisters and Mary Berry

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6 months

State of these lads pointing at a pothole

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6 years

Have some of that bastard.

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@FCDOGovUK S SO SOA SOAP SOAPY SOAPY T SOAPY TI SOAPY TIT SOAPY TITW SOAPY TITWA SOAPY TITWAN SOAPY TITWANK

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@jessphillips Sepsis? You were lucky. I caught typhoid due to living for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. I still went to work down mill for fourteen hours a day and only ate stale bread. AND I had to look after my 21 cousins!

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@campbellclaret I know about the algorithms but you've got a million followers and I'm struggling to find many people replying to this tweet who don't think you're a massive arsehole.

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1 year

Just took my 93 year old neighbour to vote. In a very loud voice he said “Which box to ban nonce trotters?" and everyone in the polling station cheered.

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@MayorofLondon 🧐

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2 years

Traditional Christmas Market armed police in Nottingham

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11 months

The artist has nailed it.

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3 years

Statement due from Matt Hancock

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2 years

I hope those pallbearers are at least a bottle of port in and smothered by trollops by now. If anyone deserves a drink and strumpets, they do. Big nod to the naval ratings and all involved too.

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3 years

Chap down. Rest easy Prince Philip

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2 years

I'm a fan of bizarre world records. Apparently the longest time a vegan has taken before telling a stranger they're a vegan is a full 9 minutes and 42 seconds.

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3 years

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2 years

Has Jeremy Vine blamed a car driver for Biden falling off his bike yet?

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2 years

Every day is a learning day. Apparently cockapoo owners can get really precious if you call their dog a mongrel.

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4 years

If #KimJongUn is dead, his sister might take over. I would probably have a go on her. She looks the dangerous sort who would definitely call you awful names as you worked up to a gallop.

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4 years

Had a mate come out as gay a couple of years ago. Big announcement in the pub. Our reactions went a bit like this. Chap 1 - OK, it's still your round you bellend Chap 2 - You're gay, and you matched that shirt that jacket? Are you sure Chap 3 - Who's the best looking?

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My niece is in Portugal. Her 4th foreign holiday of the year. I asked if she felt bad about her carbon footprint and climate change. She rolled her eyes. She is 21 years old and this isn't a subject her and her mates ever talk about. It's completely unimportant to them.

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6 years

Oh mate.

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1 year

Bit of information for the parents out there. Your kids running around screeching and screaming in a pub isn't cute. It's bastard annoying. Control them or piss off to a ball park or something.

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3 years

Lost my legendary grandad this morning. He came to England from Ireland when he was 15 to work as a builder. Shacked up with a wealthy widow in Mayfair for a couple of years while still in his teens. Was a doorman for the Krays before running his own rough pubs.

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Oh dear. Some bloke has just aggressively threatened my niece for legally parking outside his house. What a mistake he has made.

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3 years

My twitter account is anonymous because if the ladies saw the real me they would be so moist they wouldn't get any housework done

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1 year

@Peston Quite right too. What were you thinking? Lucky not to be dragged onto the cobbles and windmilled into next week turning up like that. A disgrace.

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4 years

This is a great grandmother from Barnsley wrestling a stolen bike from someone. The 2 chaps didn't exactly cover themselves in glory when they came to "help" They also need to get trousers that fit properly.

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3 years

Last Supper.

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3 years

Hang on. What's that?

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4 years

What the fuck has he come as? Absolute shower and a disgrace

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2 years

Your work is done ma'am. 70 years of unswerving service and quiet dignity the like of which we may never see again. I shall raise several large glasses of gin and dubonnet in your honour. Rest easy.

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2 years

I saw a few lads out tonight who were not wearing skinny jeans and had no visible tattoos. They also wore casual shirts that seemed to fit and didn't have the top button done up. Absolute mavericks. I wish them every success in the world.

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3 years

War with France? If they can wait until midday on Friday me and half a dozen chaps from the club will be free. Should be sorted by about half 2 ready for cocktails and strumpets.

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5 years

@ScottishSun I'm not convinced it worked.

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4 years

Fewer

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Start an argument in 5 words or less

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No #antiquesroadshow today. Instead they are showing a two hour luvvie circle jerk which will involve vomit inducing acceptance speeches from people with the misguided belief that anyone gives a fuck about what they think. #BAFTAs #BagOfShite

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Unwise but not illegal... unfortunately

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I doff my fez to Rangers fans and their rendition of the national anthem. The equivalent of offering UEFA a tops-off square-go, in the car park, no weapons.

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3 years

Sorted. On my way back for trollops and medals.

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3 years

Severe weather warnings for the weekend. Be careful out there.

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@wokeandwoofing @Trailer_Swift69

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4 months

The unacceptable increase of the nonce trotter.

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What scandal do you think a TV drama needs to depict next?

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@jessphillips We but for them and against they were them us with feeling like enough good but we can be nothing expects country reach purity few many the not bubble leaks blah haven't antlers sand.

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4 years

They can fuck off

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Two guys from Toronto just started a men's bathing suit company called Brokinis #Toronto #BathingSuits

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@SiobhanGrrArgh Barely coherent screeching at someone we disagree with? We've all done that. I once screamed at someone for hours and hours. I was a very small child though and it was at my mum when she took away my favourite toy.

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@BorisJohnson Oh, Boris.

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3 years

I wonder how many people spent the days running up to the 1966 world cup final telling everyone how shit the country was.

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2 years

I've just been through my Facebook 'friends' list and deleted everyone I either haven't had a drink with, or wouldn't have a drink with. I've done the same here and you all survived the cull. Even you with the dodgy strides and shoes

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@JesseKellyDC I had the misfortune of trying grits when I was last in the US. I imagine that is what tepid dog sick tastes like. Now, shall we talk about your chocolate or cheese?

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Fez doffed to those pallbearers. Impeccable so far. They'll be ready for a good drink later

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I don't usually do RIP tweets but today we have lost one of the finest chaps ever. RIP Leslie Phillips.

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3 years

Strong words from Prince William

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I'm getting early reports of disgusting scenes at #CheltenhamFestival . The place seems to be awash with sockless 'men' in nonce trotters and strides that are far too tight. Also unconfirmed sightings of people who have tried to dress as Peaky Blinders. More as I get it.

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I can't help thinking things were better when ex footballers just sloped off quietly and ran pubs.

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If I was prime minister I would answer each question with "your mum" then shove the despatch box off the desk and offer the opposition's top boy out for a straightener in parliament Square. No weapons.

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Never trust, or take seriously, a man who wears a hat indoors (unless required for safety or as part of a uniform). Rochdale have had a shocker.

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6 months

Unacceptable poncery. Just pour the drink. It's not all about you.

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Bartending is an art form, not just about pulling pints. [📹 mogu2_food]

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30,000 followers is quite mad for someone who mainly tweets about soapy titwanks and the vileness of nonce trotters. My influencer status means I'm now available to be a brand ambassador for rub-and-tug parlours, or Floris, in exchange for freebies.

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Fury v Jeremy Vine

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What fight do you want to see most in boxing? 🤔

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35 years ago I was helplessly standing on the kop at Hillsborough watching horrors that have been permanently burned into my memory. My sadness and anger gets worse as I get older. RIP to them all.

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4 years

I quite like the new Covid prevention slogan #DailyBriefing

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@footbalIfights Lots of tight strides and sockless twattery going on there

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1 year

@OAanmoen As we all know the pocket square shouldn't match the tie but complement it but he's gone absolutely maverick with the double paisley combo. Plain burnt orange pocket square would have been much better

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2 years

🚨 Severe Weather Warning for the UK 🚨 #Heatwave

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We sometimes have an XL Bully come into one of my local pubs. I tend to drink up and leave. Not because of the dog, because of the owner. We all know they type. Gold chain over his top, has an accessory dog to make up for his tiny penis and general social inadequacy.

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1 year

Time for a last supper update.

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@jfksafk I was persuaded to order Grits by a waitress with bouncy upper works during a recent trip to America. I'm still convinced she served me a bowl of tepid dog sick as some sort of joke. It put me right off flirting with her to be honest. Filth.

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My niece wants me to meet her boyfriend. I've only met one of her previous boyfriends and he was a massive wanker. I've told her we will meet at the pub because if he turns up with skinny jeans or jeans halfway down his arse he won't be allowed into the house.

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1 year

More clubs should do this to save us from the tedious, cliche filled interviews with barely coherent players who can't string a sentence together without half a dozen "errrms"

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❌ We won’t be talking to the BBC before or after today’s game. #BristolRovers #WeStandWithGary

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I've been laughing way too hard at this chap having his nose waxed. That reaction when the first nostril is done.

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Just catching up with twitter. It would appear Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield have been instrumental in London setting new world records for the largest collective tut, eyeroll and sigh. Queue jumping is worse than being late. Vile despicable behaviour.

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2 years

Can't believe no one has mentioned the length of Wayne Rooney's tie

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2 years

Got stuck behind a chap at the bar tonight who wanted vegan beer. I must admit I assumed all beers were vegan but his CAMRA (or whatever) app suggested otherwise as he sucked the atmosphere out the whole pub with his overly loud requests

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That isn't a fire at Trump Tower. It's just Donald declaring himself the new Pope.

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After resigning my position as Secretary of State for Bounders (including cads, rascals etc) at the start of the year, I've been appointed Secretary of State for Soapy Titwanks and Angel Delight (butterscotch) Wrestling.

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@oliverleith Siri - Show me two of the worst dressed people in England.

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Ahmed does what? #UniversityChallenge

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Laurel and Hardy in The Bull at Bottesford in 1952 when they were appearing in Nottingham. Stan has done well here, just the right amount of cuff showing, bottom button of the waistcoat undone and appropriate sock length avoiding any unnecessary leg exposure.

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I got hold of a copy of Sue Gray's report. A bit disappointing really. There's no shagging in it and barely any fighting. Makes me wonder what sort of "parties" these were. The organisers have had a shocker.

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I've been chatting with a couple of mates and we've decided to raise a people's army, overthrow the government and seize control. Probably after golf on Friday.

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@MichaelBensonn Ginger beard is hilarious, giving it the Billy big-spuds when the little fella shoved him, didn't want to know once the big guns came out.

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3 years

Morning all

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Anyone else spent this morning round a mate's house following a panicked call from one of his grown up kids asking you to check he hasn't killed himself? He is alive. Broken, but alive. Getting him all the support we can. Talk more.

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