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Do you realize after years of surviving on his own, it only took Will Smith 24 hours to die after a woman showed up

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@EvrybodyHatesAP Your girl got you involved in a fight and now you forced to nap in the middle of the game. Millions of people are watching you catching hands.

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In a relationships I rarely concern myself about whether my partner is cheating on me/not. Nothing you can do to control that. That level of paranoia is not healthy. Focus on being the best partner, if you discover they’re cheating. Do whatever you need to do with it.

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No one ignores “the elephant in the room" better than african elders. They will ignore molesting uncles, scammer relatives, cheating husbands but when it's time to talk about whether you’ve greeted when you walked in they show up like avengers in endgame

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@EvrybodyHatesAP Kevin is me. 😂😂😂

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@SaTbooze

3 years

Khanyi situation proves again as an adult it’s important to have vex money ready at all times. Vex money = Uber, flight, hotel money etc. You fly out with someone, they start misbehaving. You activate your "fuck this shit money" and get your ass home.

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I knew my clubbing days were over the day I couldn’t even tolerate loud music. I felt like going to the Dj and ask him to lower down the volume. Yaske yandenzela “iNerves”. The more I drank the sober I became. Mid groove I started thinking about what I’ll cook for Sunday supper

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@SaTbooze

5 years

@KTHopkins Is this the glow that gives you sleepless nights ?

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@SaTbooze

2 years

Feels weird having uninterrupted electricity all day. Like something is missing

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@SaTbooze

6 years

Saddest is when she blocked your number so you text her from you moms phone asking questions "are you really done with my son?" 😂😂😂😂😂

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@SaTbooze

6 years

Nothing sadder than realizing she's finally done with your bullshit. Not even your mom's food will cheer you up. All those guys she said were just friends circle your girl like those zombies from The Walking Dead when they find out she's single again.

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@SaTbooze

2 years

But somehow fail to pick up an uncle who’s sexually assaulting abatshana.

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That old generation of grannies back in the day had a sharp eye. They would pick it up a person that's pregnant for a week. They would pick it up if you dating a wrong partner even in the honeymoon stages. Their spiritual senses were on high alert, also what they ate helped them

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2 years

Whole world uses WhatsApp calls except South Africa. We hate anything that’s making us saves money. We don’t want to be viewed as poor.

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WhatsApp calls are great. I don't know why people hate them.

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2 years

I love Black-ish setup. More like my wife and kids. Black family living comfortably. Their struggles have nothing to do with finances

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@SaTbooze

4 years

Watching your GF get ready is fun, especially when you have a glass filled with alcohol in your hand. Every woman has her own methodical, almost ritualistic approach to getting ready. Ever watch your girl apply makeup on and wonder how girls learned to do that shit before youtube

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One of my fav mjolo pics 😍☺️

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4 years

Black South Africans everyday at the office

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2 years

Our parents homes looked so warm and homey. I think minimalistic design trends is the reason our homes don’t have that warmth. I’m not even sure I make sense.

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6 years

You be like "Are you really done with me? I'm a changed man. I even started recycling. I know I cheated 38 times but give me another shot. Don't give up on us." and she be like "Nah"

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6 years

Heartbreak is a madness man my boy started going on long walks in the dark no direction nor destination, he just needed to walk all the time

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@SaTbooze

5 years

@__Neesha_ Heres a master on Dark Humour

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@SaTbooze

3 years

People must use whatever they have to get ahead in life. There’s nothing noble about being broke

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@Phislash

3 years

Pretty girl privilege is rocking the Dj scenery really hard!!!!!

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4 years

@MojoCrowe Reminds me of this

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2 years

SUVs suit women…

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@SaTbooze

4 years

Male privilege afford us to be in and out of our kids lives without any consequences. Mothers have to deal with the disappointment their kids go through while we still trying to “find our selves”... that’s why they are super protective of their kids

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@SaTbooze

4 years

Outside marriage kids get to witness their father being the best father to his other kids while he fails to do the most basic thing with you.

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@SaTbooze

3 years

Some ladies have PTSD about cooking. More especially first borns. They’ve been forced to cook since the age of 12 that’s why they have no desire to cook again. They have to be in a mood. Now imagine you forcing her to cook everyday again so “she can know her place”

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3 years

I told my therapist about you guys. She wasn't impressed.

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@SaTbooze

3 years

Many are comfortable with their mom’s being unhappy as long as their family stays together. That’s wild to me but it is what it is. This Mother’s Day skip that Tom Ford perfume get her a lawyer plus some divorce papers.

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6 years

The passenger seat snap is the worst like who’s the driver boo? "Maybe that's her brothers arm on snapchat. When did he get a sleeve tattoo?" Those self comforting lies.

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@SaTbooze

4 years

Looking at your soulmate and knowing you could make her the happiest woman alive if she could only lower her standards..

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@SaTbooze

6 years

You flirt with other girls on the TL to get her jealous then text her, she's like "go talk to your new girl" uske ubenesiyezi now you’re forced to kill the new girl just to show your ex she matters more.

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@SaTbooze

2 years

Can’t imagine spending a mill on a wedding then go back to an apartment eMidrand. Who are these people am I feeding for a mill? Is it for me and my partner or am I just showing off my financial muscles to community? Will it benefit us as a couple in the end?

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@SaTbooze

2 years

The next world war will be between The Wife book readers and screen writers.

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@SaTbooze

6 years

You call her up with her favourite track on the background hoping it'll trigger the good memories of you two...& She goes “what's that noise?” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@SaTbooze

6 years

You been watching her timeline for 12 hours straight no activity then she posts "😋" suddenly urhawuzelelwa ngumsintsila . Next thing you know you on your 5th SIM card of the week because she blocked the other 4 numbers texting her "just checking if you're okay"

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6 years

One min you texting your ex to see if she's ok.... now suddenly you can't see her WhatsApp picture. Come to the TL to ask "are the whatsapp servers down?".

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4 years

The best thing about living alone is knowing you’ll find something exactly where you left it.

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2 years

Money isn’t properly recognized as an anti depressant it truly is.

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@SaTbooze

3 years

Never sacrifice your personal dreams for a man. More often than not, you will come to regret it. No matter how good natured a man is, history shows that men can switch up on you at any time. You can't afford to assume that the good nature in a man will last forever.

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3 years

Men Only Give the ladies some relationship advice. Keep it short.

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@SaTbooze

3 years

Once you've experienced that butterfly feeling. You’ll always know something is missing when you’re dating someone who don't make you feel that way. Can’t manufacture feelings for a person simply because they are great on paper. That type of self deceit is not the move

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@SaTbooze

2 years

Falling in love with a broken person can break you. Don't allow the strength of your love delude you into thinking it can conquer all. When a man or woman refuses to address their inner demons, no amount of potential or love will save them.

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@SaTbooze

6 years

Let me get this right, people who claim to be adults are busy cyber bullying a high school kid because of his looks... thousands of people don’t find this odd yet only few days ago they were tweeting about depression and suicide

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6 years

Saw this on LinkedIn. Apparently he's unemployed at the moment, has a Diploma in Information technology and completed his graduate program and he is busy with his B-tech part time. So wish he doesn't get exploited or someone steals his concept though because YOU KNOW ABELUNGU!!!

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@SaTbooze

6 years

@SuchALady16 JayZ has that “I’m not getting involved, I told you not to bring her”

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@SaTbooze

2 years

People claim they give their primary school kids R100 a day. I work and don’t even spend that much on lunch. Like everyday!! They talk about burgers being R25 and R15 drinks and all. I’m not trying to judge but is it healthy for a kid to eat this sort of food everyday?

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@SaTbooze

2 years

Resigning without a plan isn’t a good idea especially when you have bills you can’t miss like rent. Gods timing to provide tend to be not your landlords timing. I learned the hard way. All those job opportunities you used to get while employed suddenly dry up.

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@SaTbooze

7 years

@PhilChard If I take my girl to see her favourite rapper/R&B singer perform and he calls her on stage, I'm somersaulting past security and going with

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@SaTbooze

3 years

Can't wait to get married so I can stop this gym shit and let my Mkhaba flourish like a true black married man. When me and wifey are both fat and sharing our diabetic treatment with no care in the world ❤️❤️❤️...hashtag love wins. Hashtag Relationship goals.

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@SaTbooze

6 years

Being ignored is still the worst feeling in the world though, u see her online and 3 days later she still hasn't replied. You start making excuses for her and why she hasn't replied, maybe she lost her phone or she's died for a bit.

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@SaTbooze

2 years

Food is expensive. Somehow i never get used to this. It’s like prices go up every month. I feel for people who have many mouths to feed. Spending R4k a month on food isn’t even a shocker now. Generally staying alive is mad expensive

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@SaTbooze

2 years

Then your neighbor opens a tavern and your wall becomes a urinal. Same wall they use to mug people. Every weekend you fighting for access in your own gate because they’ve parked in front of it. Can’t even locate the driver. Balcony view is malum’uSipho fighting for family house

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Massive respect to the black middle class who remained in the townships and built their dream homes.

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@SaTbooze

3 years

When you think of going to gym Vs when you finally there

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@SaTbooze

3 years

Never make anyone feel shitty for catching feelings for you. They’re only human. Even if you don't feel the same, communicate that but don't be an asshole

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@SaTbooze

5 years

You guys bullied Rachel Kolisi to a point she deactivated her twitter account. This time she didn’t even say nothing except supporting her husband but here she is, trending. Somehow you guys don’t find peace even when she’s minding her business. It’s all entertainment for y’all

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@SaTbooze

3 years

I’m actually looking forward to family life. Sundays will probably be the best.

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@SaTbooze

6 years

“Are you going to come to my place to collect your things /should I come to yours? I really don’t mind” She doesnt reply for hours and you just wanna double text her like “hey, you there?” You want her back so bad, you wanna tell her she left the back of her earring at your place

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@SaTbooze

3 years

Life is too short.. if you find happiness, max that shit out because happiness isn't something you can save in your savings account for rainy days. It's here today and gone tomorrow, max that shit out when it comes into your life.

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@SaTbooze

3 years

Why people so bothered about Thusi Mbedu’s accent? Charlize Theron also mentioned how she had to get US accent sessions and she went on to become an Oscar award winner. Are we paying them to be loyal to our accent? What benefits will the get keeping SA accent?

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@SaTbooze

6 years

All of a sudden, couples make you sick but deep down, that’s what you want. When she drops a fire snap captioned “date night🙊💕”.. You’re not even tired but you just want to sleep instantly.

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@SaTbooze

4 years

If you’re dating a man who's not financially stable u made that choice. If u dating a woman who's into money u made that choice. You can’t be dating people out of your league and act surprised when you realize they have expensive tastes. Can’t have a trophy wife on a 9-5 budget

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@SaTbooze

3 years

I don’t know man. You can’t use the success of a handful of rich black people to erase the struggles of the everyday black populous.

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3 years

KONKA situated deep in the heart of Soweto is a millionaire's playground. Townships are no longer the symbol of poverty.

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@SaTbooze

4 years

Once you've betrayed your partner's trust. You don't get to dictate to them how long it'll take for them to get over their hurt. Your job is to focus on earning back their trust and be humble throughout the entire process. You fucked up, own your fuck up

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4 years

Creative

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5 years

@juliascorupco @mels896 You can’t clearly tell this King muted whatever was playing on his earphones 😂😂

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@SaTbooze

4 years

I think it’s much deeper than you make it to be. For me what used to hurt the most was when he would make plans to visit after 6 months and the nigga doesn’t show up. I’ll be all dressed up & he doesn’t show up. I don’t blame mothers who are trying to protect their kids from that

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Single mothers who are raising a boy child...This message is for you ❤. Let the boy see his dad. You don't want to raise a bitter child.

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@SaTbooze

4 years

@She1laSm1th Spoti and Danger kasi dogs would never die from these. AboMathew no John maybe because of their soft life

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@SaTbooze

6 years

"My little brother misses you and he wants to know when you're coming round again?" "My mum wants to know where her favourite daughter in law is nowadays? she misses you haha". 😂😂😂😂😂

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@SaTbooze

4 years

Easter weekend road death toll will be the lowest in history this year. #AlcoholFreeSA

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@SaTbooze

5 years

Lady Zamah and Sjava thing goes back to what I once said. Private and secret relationships are different most people are in secret relationships and they confuse it for private. He’ll tell u he’s a private person but pictures of is mom are all over IG? privacy isn’t adding up

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@SaTbooze

2 years

The way people from the rural can be just a petty. No amount of free alcohol and food can make them show up at your events if you don’t attend theirs. And chances are, when it’s your turn to have a ceremony people will also disappear with their wives. Basically you setting her up

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This is the part where I disappear with my wife for a few hours until they are done cooking 😎😎

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@SaTbooze

6 years

You be asking stupid shit like "How's your mother, she still got that pain in her back or is she ok now?" You start to like the awkward silences when you call her just to hear her breathe. Her: “do you have anything else to say?” You: “hold on, I’m just thinking of something”

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@SaTbooze

5 years

Prince Kaybee make it seem he was doing TNS a favor, like he didn��t benefit from his skill which is probably why he kept him around. Like big Corporate companies that act like they’re doing you a favor by hiring you while they benefit from your skill. Like you should feel lucky.

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@SaTbooze

3 years

I think sexual assault/ rape cases deserves their own court because clearly there’s a huge backlog. Can’t postpone a rape case for more than 7 years. How do you heal from the trauma when you have to repeat your ordeal for 7 years. You see why victims end up dropping charges.

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@SaTbooze

3 years

We talk depression, unemployment, then turnaround and shame people for being unemployed. Some of the things being pushed here are toxic. Not only unemployment destroys your soul it also isolate you. It makes you doubt yourself and feel not good enough. It’s not a choice

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@SaTbooze

3 years

Don't lose someone you love because you aren’t willing to do the hard work that comes with unlearning toxicity and facing your demons.

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@SaTbooze

3 years

For me Practical gifts are the best. They may not be romantic but are a need. A full tank, month rent, money and and and. What would be the use of gifting someone with R2500 roses when they’re struggling with student debt? For me gift should borderline their need

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@SaTbooze

2 years

Creating a demand for stolen items is the reason we in this mess. Unfortunately some people died for those items

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@SaTbooze

3 years

Sangoma dude is over doing it now…

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@SaTbooze

6 years

You be having a time of your life but then your ex will post ":)" or "🙈💕😻" at 3:25am & everything starts moving in slow motion. First you see her friends dancing on IG stories getting ready, then she drops a fire picture on IG, then drunk semi sexual post. Then ":)"

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@SaTbooze

3 years

KwaTwitter you’ll be going back and forth with someone Kanti it’s with a 11 year old.

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@SaTbooze

6 years

When he remembers how badly he acted out for that woman at the time. His pride just mocks him like "Ubungumnqundu Kodwa". From that deep abyss emerged a savage, who vows to himself never to be played for a fool again by any member of the female species

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@SaTbooze

4 years

@BeingJane8 “Baby, I need to run some errands using your car. I don’t have money for a refill. But I’ll make sure to fill it end of the month” that gives you options to agree / not too Incase you’ll also need to use your car and don’t have enough cash to refill it.

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@SaTbooze

6 years

Your friends start roasting you about her and you play it cool like "MISUNU, WHAT YA’LL TALKING ABOUT, I WASNT EVEN INTO HER LIKE THAT LOOOOL" These times you were already thinking about your kids names.

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@SaTbooze

4 years

This is Siviwe Soyizwapi from Mthatha. He Captained Blitz Bokke this past weekend to win Dubai 7s ... and yes , he’s also ...

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@SaTbooze

6 years

Who can a man really talk too when his heart is broken? No damn body. Now your boys try to cheer you up and take you to the club and hook up up with the baddest girls. Guess what , you’ll probably drive back to your exes house alone and sleep in the car outside her house

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@SaTbooze

4 years

Your trauma doesn't give you a lifetime pass on accountability

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@SaTbooze

6 years

Miriam Makeba and Bra Hugh Masekela duet on Soweto Blues #RIPBraHughMasikela

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@SaTbooze

2 years

Now you get why that pink gown mom did what she did?

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@SaTbooze

3 years

Gents advocating for abortion because they claim they are being forced to fatherhood. Then they come here and shame women who’ve had abortion. The make the whole process easy. Forgetting some women can’t Bear kids because of it. The physiological trauma that goes with it.

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@SaTbooze

4 years

People love bragging about 50 year marriage their grandparents had while comparing it with today’s marriages. What your gran doesn’t Mention is the endurance she had to go through due to lack of options. Today’s women have options...

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@SaTbooze

2 years

@Collen_KM South Africa records 153 rapes (only reported) a day. And your underage daughter is that drunk at a tavern. As a parent would you forgive yourself if anything happened to her while you had an option to do something? Kids are rebellious by nature. And there’s peer pressure

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@SaTbooze

6 years

Then the convo somehow always lead to a fight You: So, have you slept with him yet .Did you give him head" You: Where you cheating on me with him? Her: why you asking this You: I just wanna know Her: why though You: no reason just tell me man Her: yes I... Him: *hangs up*

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@SaTbooze

4 years

Once you start eating Pizza from other places you start realizing how Crap debonairs pizza is ...

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@SaTbooze

6 years

When she finally replies to you after 13 weeks with a one word answer and your soul restores to factory settings. You gotta block ur ex off all social networks. When she blocks you so you have to type her name into Google chrome just to see how her life is going.

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@SaTbooze

4 years

Middle class twitter has a problem of seeing too many black people affording something they think was only reserved for them. Because Sportscenes has way too many darkies suddenly it’s selling fake goods. Here where it gets tricky, they say Archives & TS has originals. All TFG

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@SaTbooze

3 years

No one is obligated to put up with your shit simply because you put up with theirs. What you choose to endure or tolerate doesn't earn you reciprocity.

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@SaTbooze

5 years

Mam Mara Louw statement about being older than Shona reminds me of those older colleagues who don’t wanna be fixed even when they’re wrong because they’re older. Why should the validity of your point be based upon the age disparity we have? It's aggravating.

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@SaTbooze

6 years

Domestic workers, believe it or not, are human too. They get tired, they get sick, they get depressed. They, like you, sometimes wake up in the morning and don't feel like going to work, but they go anyway. They also have goals, dreams and aspirations.

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@SaTbooze

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@Tendani @PhilChard We are , your Fav will be lifting us both

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