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Steven Castillo

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Come to our show in 2 Weeks!!!!

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Democrats today

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Twitter has turned into Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

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Congratulations to @elonmusk Maybe now I can get @verified

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How celebrities look when they talk about NFT’s

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Wanna feel old? This is Sub-Zero & Scorpion

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I hate this website

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Brock Purdy seeing the Kennedy Ad

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The new Joker gives me chills!!!

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My least favorite part of Top Gun: Maverick was when my girlfriend loudly said “are you crying?” and a bunch of people started looking at me

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The reason Ezra Miller hasn’t been arrested

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HAHAHAHAHA I get it. You killed your wife

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People commenting on a tweet I’m deleting

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“$750 for taxes? That’s the same price of a Starbucks covfefe.”

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Paul Giamatti from “The Holdovers” has officially been added to Fortnite

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Batman Begins at conception

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Me opening HBO MAX

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Sucks what Johnny Bravo has become smh

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My dog when the doorbell rings

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Fuck! I didn’t get into Harvard! And my mom is Topanga!!!!!!

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Good news: The Batman is on HBO Max. Bad News: It’s his stand up special

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“Peacock” becomes “Cock” tomorrow

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Damn, they’re sending Trump to The Vietnam War

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Jada Pinkett reveals she has actually never met Will Smith

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He didn’t bomb! The crowd was weird!

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Put Vanessa Carlton in the Fast & Furious franchise

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Me trying to blend in at a nice hotel

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Girl outside been trying to make an Insta Story outside for the last half hour😂😂😂😂

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@wojespn @PrioritySports A 2nd plane has just hit the Memphis Grizzlies

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Hey @SpotifyUSA , what the hell is this?

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When I see a Pokémon I don’t recognize

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Family members watching me do stand up

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Steven Castillo

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We’re back!!!! #SNL #Season49

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....soooooo this happened

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Steven Castillo

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3 years

A lot of people been sharing their favorite Conan late night memory so I’ll do mine. Conan’s Tonight Show farewell speech. It’s something I think about at least once a year. Thank you Conan for giving me and so many others the greatest advice in comedy. The best to ever do it.

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Got to FaceTime with one of my really good friends today ☺️

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Guys talking about how comedy used to be good

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Burger King trolls Chick-fil-A in new campaign vowing donations to LGBTQ group for every chicken sandwich sold "even on Sundays"

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@ShamsCharania J.R Smith

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Bill Simmons: “Kyle turn the TikTok camera on………is it crazy to guess Barack???” Ryen Rusillo: “Barack was on my list” Bill Simmons: “Oh!” Ryen Rusillo: “and I also got Michelle.” Bill Simmons: “Oh!!!!!!”

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A federal judge orders the public disclosure of the identities of more than 150 people mentioned in court documents related to Jeffrey Epstein.

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Disney+ has all of your childhood classics, like Lion King, Toy Story and

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5 years

Midsommar 2 is gonna be Lit!!!!

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headed to Sweden with all my boys! ✈️

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Russia after accidentally starting World War III

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Ratatouille. But instead of cooking, he a freak

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My brother came home and this is how he found mom’s bathroom

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When u on TikTok and u 30

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lol can you imagine?

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You think your childhood was messed up!? My dad had to dress up as a nanny so he could spend time with us. HIS FUCKING BOOBS CAUGHT ON FIRE!

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Serious question: should I wake up my girlfriend for this?

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Me walking into GameStop after getting the vaccine

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Me bothering Kenan

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11 years ago today, ‘Citizen Kane’ released in theaters.

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“Hey Twitter World. I wanted to chime in on this Don’t Worry Darling mess…”

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Steven Castillo

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. @danbulla and I wrote this sketch/apology video for our moms. Directed by @paulbriganti . Check it out!

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...and I got a robe

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28 years ago today, my Dad pretended to be my Nanny and I never got over it

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When there’s over 140,000 new cases of covid and you Mike Pence

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If Sandler played The Joker

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Nursing Homes in 2060

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@CultureCrave @Independent_ie “How much did you drink?”

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Joe Rogan Stans

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When the group chat is talking shit

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I asked my 3 year old daughter what she wants to be when she grows up and she said “Ted Lasso.” I cried so hard my wife left me

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Kendall from “Succession” ordering fast food

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Fixed it!!!

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Check your basement bro

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War Room 2.0

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Jared Leto looks like a guy you do missions for on GTA

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New SNL this week. Very cool. #SNL

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Lorne finally let me pick the host!!!!!

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🚀🚀🚀

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Hi everyone. Big news. Over the holiday break, I left SNL. I’m focusing on some of my own projects and I’m excited to tell you about them when the time comes. Leaving SNL is the hardest decision I ever had to make. 1/4

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Assuming they turn this thread into a Netflix Miniseries, I want my dog to be played by Austin Butler.

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guys, would you like to hear about the drama going on in the upper east side french bulldog community?

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@wojespn

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“You know, I would pick a woman as my Vice President.”

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Me and my girl looking for apartments

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This is like when Scar let the hyenas live in Pride Rock

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Riding on the White House grounds.

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SPOILER ALERT: The ending of “The Whale” is one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen

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Me taking my girl to GameStop to buy a new controller

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Excuse me?

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Shows’s Cancelled. #SNL #SNL49

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SNL is back!!!!!!!! So pumped to be back! #SNL46

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Video proof of why we shouldn’t bailout the airline industry

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Favorite memory of the show: Me with the Sandman

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I’ve been dreaming of this SNL show for 20 years #SNL here we go

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Me and my roommate leaving Best Buy with no PS5’s

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Dr. Pepper is a woman

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SNL. Season Premiere. LET’S GO!!!

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My mom when she’s watching an R rated movie

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Being in a writer’s room is great cause sometimes you say something and no one laughs at all

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Got my third shot this morning!

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@wojespn Ja Morant when he comes back

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When you come back to work wearing all the clothes you got for Christmas

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Me and my boy getting fucked up, talking about our dads

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New SNL this week. THIS. IS. HAPPENING. #SNL

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How I learned to slap ass

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“Funeral DJ’s” is one of my babies and @Reddsaidit & Harry Styles killed it. Also HUGE props to @danbulla for writing this thing with me. Here’s the link