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this made my whole year. thank you @H4YTERADE <3
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cody rhodes’ royal rumble gear
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it’s a bryan danielson thing
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THIS CLIP??
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if eddie kingston was in charge of booking aew
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that time eddie kingston mentioned kris and willow nightingale mid-promo. he’s so real
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there’s an entire women’s division full of talented people that only get a match per show btw
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@AEWpress
AEWPR
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Wrestling Legend Ric Flair Signs Multi-Year Deal with AEW @RicFlairNatrBoy @AEW @AEWonTV
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cm punk this, cm punk that. where’s her update??
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i just think she’s neat
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omg jon moxley’s two wives
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this was genuinely so creative
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1 year
ronnie radke gets a lot of hate but i still don’t think he gets enough
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genuinely one of my favorite moments in wrestling
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since their match is tonight, here’s yuta playing oc’s entrance music on the steel drums
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robert fish arriving in america via the mayflower, 1620
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the most dominant group in professional wrestling
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where is my mind you’ll always be famous
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The category is GOATED themes that aren’t used anymore
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kris statlander you’ll always be famous
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B. Kuchiki 🌸
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Fuck an “I’m Him” moment… what’s your fave “I’m Her” moment that a female character has given us? 👀
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i love pro wrestling because the sentence “swerve kidnapped daddy ass” wouldn’t make sense in any other sport
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the agenda has never been more clear
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this photo’s actually so sad now
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she’s so silly
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max caster when he finds out mjf’s engaged
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remember when orange cassidy
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10/10 promotional tactic
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changed lives
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cinesthetic.
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What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget?
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brodie lee, fire ant and eddie kingston <3
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1 year
we don’t talk about this match enough
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NEW STATURDAY NIGHTINGALE PHOTOSHOOT DROPPED‼️
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kris doing asl, even during a moving graphic, is so so special and important <3
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kris roguelander you’ll forever be iconic
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the eclipse, as demonstrated by staturday nightingale
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i have an agenda
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clara ˖ ࣪ ˒ ᵎᵎ
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if i had a nickel for every time a member of best friends brought their pet to work i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s funny it’s happened twice
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clara ˖ ࣪ ˒ ᵎᵎ
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happy halloween to orange cassidy
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clara ˖ ࣪ ˒ ᵎᵎ
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we used to be a proper country
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has stokely ever recovered from this
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his job is beach
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changed lives
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clara ˖ ࣪ ˒ ᵎᵎ
1 year
lacey evans did blackface on her daughter, doesn’t believe add + adhd are real, and she’s a bad wrestler?? pick a struggle damn
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we were robbed
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clara ˖ ࣪ ˒ ᵎᵎ
4 months
THE agenda
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@DrainBamager
Drainmaker 🌧️ 💵
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Name a Wrestler you'd like to see win a specific Championship in 2024. I'll start with a couple:
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kris i’m so serious
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Who should beat MJF for the world title?
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SHES INSANE
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THE agendas for this year
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when jamie comes back, this will be THE agenda
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@FiteTV
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🤔 If you could book one #AEW PPV dream match, what would it be?
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screw 4th of july look at HER
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tbs champ, roh women’s champ, and 2023 women’s owen hart tournament winner. legends!
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two aew legends
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i actually kinda love this storyline
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OC FANS WE’RE OUT OF THE TRENCHES
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i don’t think we talk about this enough
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new dream match unlocked
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we’re so close to getting this match.. i can’t wait
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them not getting a ppv match in their hometown actually breaks my heart
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kris doing asl appreciation tweet
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such an underrated moment
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the only woman to defeat jade cargill in aew
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find yourself a friend that hypes u up like isiah kassidy
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“womens wrestling isn’t entertaining” okay explain this then
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i love bcc because they’re very serious and violent wrestlers but they’re also silly goofy guys
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we simply don’t talk about this match enough
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i’m in mourning
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queen of doing the most random things during backstage interviews
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give them more tv time @TonyKhan
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if ur girl has an ear piercing, bleeds every month, and wears zip-up hoodies, that’s not ur girl, that’s jon moxley
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parker boudreaux is like if brock lesnar spent more time in hot topic than on a farm
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“five tickets for the barbie movie please”
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we simply don’t talk about this enough
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pics that go hard
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thank you chuck taylor
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it’s literally them
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SO DESERVED <3
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put him in the barbie movie
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all of kris’ inspired gears this year!
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the tag team i deserve
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in honor of dynamite homecoming tomorrow, here’s kris’ return during arcade anarchy at daily’s place!
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“the aew locker room is a mess” okay so give them a total divas-type show. punk and hangman could be the nattie and summer of the show
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the best twitter exchange ever
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@cozyheartache
cozy
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Which two wrestlers have been in the same company for years, yet haven’t had a singles match that you want to see?
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@drycleandolo
Elon Musk Is a Racist Bitch That Looks Like Fungi
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Who is even the “big 3?”
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i don’t think we talk about this match enough honestly
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how it started vs how it’s going
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KRIS DID IT AGAIN
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friendly reminder kris statlander’s beaten orange cassidy, mjf, daniel garcia, and carmelo hayes in singles matches. an intergender match legend
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they’re so special to me <3
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if i had a nickel for every time kris had gear inspired by a ben stiller character i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
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oc finally becoming a champ in aew will always be special to me
@DavePozefsky
Dave🌸
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What's a moment that made you say "I love pro wrestling"?
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the way she hasn’t wrestled in a month is insane
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in honor of revolution tomorrow, here’s oc’s insane spot from the face of the revolution ladder match a few years ago
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she was insane for this
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i love him so much <3
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we’re one step closer to finally getting this match🙏
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@DrainBamager
Drainmaker 🌧️ 💵
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Tony Khan says he "plans to be very active in free agency" when it comes to signing women for AEW next year, in addition to a positive update about Jamie Hayter who should be back soon.
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two icons omg
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the downgrade..
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clara ˖ ࣪ ˒ ᵎᵎ
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KRIS AND CHOMPY
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eddie kingston’s influence🙏
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that time eddie kingston mentioned kris and willow nightingale mid-promo. he’s so real
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