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Atheist. Ex-lawyer. Comedian/impressionist. Voiceover pro. Writer. Occasional git. Presenter of impressions & voiceover podcasts @voicemaestros COYS

London, England
Joined January 2019
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3 years
Loving Bryan Gil. Fast as fuck, technically slick, fantastic movement and works his socks off. What's not to like? #COYS
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4 years
Protests? About what? The £1bn stadium, the four consecutive top fours, the CL final, the competitiveness having been perennially mediocre, the serial winner manager, the £100m+ spending over the last 6 months, the fact we didn't buy a 3rd rate CF,? Entitled pricks.
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3 years
Roy Keane: Manchester United must target Kane and Grealish. Me: Spurs must target Mbappe and Van Dijk. See, Roy? Anyone can talk shit.
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3 months
@QPCrescents Did you have a 'release the hostages' corner flag down the other end? Morons. This is kids' football. Keep your misguided virtue signalling private.
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3 years
Harry Kane wants to leave Spurs according to Sky Sports who, nonetheless, fail to offer a single quote from him, his agent or Spurs, never mind anything even approaching credible corroboration
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2 years
The knives are out for Kulusevski. Well he has been with us for 5 minutes. Rational fans will have seen a bright young player with technique, strength and vision. He's 21, new to the country and the PL. Plenty more to come. But idiots will whinge, I suppose #COYS
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1 year
Spurs about to drop...hang on...yes I read that right...£96m on Gvardiol. Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached peak ITK bollocks! #COYS
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2 years
I used to love FA Cup Final day. 11am start, team hotels, It's A Knockout, cameras on the team coaches, Wembley Way, flicking between the channels. I'd forgotten it was happening today. It's no longer a national occasion. I just had to check who's playing. Anyone watching?
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2 years
Harry Kane should have got a red for that tackle, but I suspect the ref took the view that it was only Andy Robertson, and clearly he doesn't like sneering, obnoxious twats.
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2 years
Disgusted that we haven't signed anyone today. Levy out.
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3 years
It's fine to question and criticise Harry Kane's performances this season, but if you're going to shove 7 years of consistent brilliance under the carpet and sneer, snipe and abuse the man, you can fuck right off my timeline.
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2 years
Spence wouldn't be a Spurs player if Conte didn't want him at the club. Simple. Can we all move on from this childish media mischief-making?
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2 years
Klopp: We saw the line-up and apart from Hojbjerg it was pretty much the first line-up and they looked already fresh Psst, Jurgen. 6 changes from our previous line-up, Covid, disrupted training, no match for 2 weeks, but let's not allow minor details to get in the way of a rant.
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1 year
Klopp is a monstrous and thoroughly obnoxious twat, isn't he?
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10 months
Anyone else here who couldn't care less how Kane performs for Bayern? Great player and admirable man who was brilliant for us and will always be a legend in my eyes, but my lifelong emotional attachment is to Spurs, not him. I moved on as soon as he signed, tbh #COYS
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2 years
Bloody Levy with his best stadium in the world, elite manager, Romero, Bentancur and Kulu, Champions League and his £150m capital injection. He's taking us for mugs.
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5 years
Poch has been magnificent, spinning gold from yarn for 5 years. This is his first mini crisis. Actually, it's not even that. Internal issues and a loss of confidence. It's sport, it happens. If you've lost faith in Poch over this stumble, you barely qualify as fickle #COYS
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4 months
So Levy bought Kulu, Bentancur, Richarlison, Johnson, Vicario, Romero, Bissouma, Porro, Sarr, Udogie and Werner but not some kid suggested by ITKs who none of you had ever heard of, so Levy out? Fuck me, we have some charmless, ungrateful, ignorant morons among the fanbase #COYS
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2 years
Mason Greenwood's career is the last thing anyone should be talking about.
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3 years
Love Romero. Cool, composed, tough and tackles ferociously. Dier very good today. Royal can play. Kane worked hard, very committed, so don't talk bollocks. Sublime backheel to Lo Celso. Son world class. Tanguy out of sorts but good moments. Much better all round #COYS
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5 years
We haven't begun to play yet but we've drawn at City and Woolwich. We'd have taken that if offered, no? Dele back, Lo Celso sharpening up, NDombele to come back in. So let's calm the fuck down. Anyone spouting 'Poch out' on my timeline is history. Keep your negativity #COYS #THFC
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2 years
Ndombele is 25 today. Imagine the hours he must have put in as a kid to develop that extraordinary range of skills only to be sabotaged by a complete lack of application. I don't think he likes football. Supreme ability, hopeless attitude. What a desperate waste #COYS
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5 years
With over a week to go before the transfer window closes, and having already spent £64m, the Champions League finalists - let me repeat that - the Champions League finalists have a bunch of fans demanding the removal of the chairman. Fuck me. Grow up.
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2 years
BREAKING! Spurs might buy and sell some players in the summer.
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2 years
Lots of talk about Bentancur losing his place when Bissouma arrives. I'd have thought PEH was more at risk. Bentancur is tidy, skilful, hard working and tough but, most importantly, he's an oasis of calm. He's made PEH less manic and he controls the tempo beautifully.
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4 years
@becksie1977 @MrsSteveMOBrien I was circumcised by the same guy who did Prince Charles.
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3 years
Foolishly went down a David Icke rabbit hole just now. Found some conspiracy theorist calling herself a doctor, plus renowned epidemiologist/former world snooker champion Peter Ebdon warning against the vaccine. Plus so, so many more loons. They walk among us.
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5 years
The shit thrown at Trippier on here. Guys, he plays for us. No, he's not the best defender in the world, but he has a lovely touch, crosses well, works his balls off. You don't have to love him, but open both eyes before your next spittle-flecked tirade #THFC #COYS
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2 years
Little appreciation tweet for @HKane . He'll always look a bit ungainly and unathletic, but appearances can be so deceptive. Delicate feet, power, intelligence, dribbling, finishing ability, passing, vision. His speed is in his head, although he's not slow. Excels in any position.
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5 months
Yeah, but all I'm saying is, *apart* from Romero, Bissouma, Kulu, Bentancur, Maddison, Richy, Udogie, Werner, Dragusin, Vicario, Johnson, Porro, Sarr and Solomon, who has Levy bought? That's all I'm saying. And where's the Kane money gone? In his pocket! Tight bastard #Levyout
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10 months
Breaking! Nobody on Twitter has the first clue what Kane, his reps, Levy, the board, Bayern or anyone associated with the aforementioned are thinking or doing. #COYS
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3 years
Just watched a @GlennHoddle compilation on YouTube. My God, but he was brilliant. Two feet, tricks, feints, passing to die for, volleys, goals of both staggering power and matchless finesse. If Grealish is worth £100m, Glenn, on today's pitches, would have been unaffordable #COYS
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2 years
Kulusevski getting pelters already? 25 minutes is a record even for our Neanderthals. The reality, of course, is that he was tidy, confident and played with his head up. Didn't look swift but Hoddle was no sprinter.
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1 year
Bloody Levy. Apart from getting us Porro, Romero, Bentancur, Richarlison, Perisic, Udogie, Kulusevski, Bissouma, Sarr and Forster, he's let us down big time. #COYS
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5 months
There was a time when we envied other teams for the quality of their recruitment. Well that's us now. Who'd heard of VDV, Kulu, Bentancur, Romero, Sarr, Udogie, Vicario etc before we bought them? Look at them now. Mostly cheap, all brilliant. And we're only at the beginning #COYS
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2 years
I'm not a Levy apologist, so calm down. But it's worth noting that he spent big on Lo Celso and NDombele who didn't pan out. That's not his fault. Sanchez cost c£40m and has been average. Romero? Looks the business, but we'll see. Not everything is Levy's fault.
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2 years
If you're thinking about whether to keep supporting the club because you don't like ENIC, you're doing it wrong. Supporting is a feeling, a belonging, an emotion. We can't help it. We're stuck with it. If it was that easy to just stop supporting the club, we'd probably all do it.
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5 years
The trickle of moronic Levy abuse is building to a torrent. Some of you will 'never forgive him' for 'only' ending up with NDombele. The transfer window closes in 12 days. Until then, kindly shut the fuck up. Likewise after. Cheers #THFC #COYS #growup
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9 months
The Dier abuse on here is appalling. He's been with us for 9 years. For most of that time he's been a huge asset. What's the matter with some of our 'fans'? #COYS
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3 years
The front three were dynamite today. Bergwijn looks slimmer and quicker. Shame he didn't finish that chance. Hojbjerg and Skipp were everywhere and Dele put in a good defensive shift. The back 4 were tremendous. Tanganga is a superstar in the making #COYS
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3 years
Quite excited about my 25 year old daughter joining me at Spurs for the first time since she was a disinterested 8 year old who was only there for the half time chocolate. She's a fan now, but I've told her the chocolate will still be the best thing about the day #COYS
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2 years
Jack Wilshere is trending. I'm scared to click on it in case we're after him.
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4 years
I don't care who Rudiger plays for nor whether he believed (honestly, in my opinion) that he heard a racist remark. Judge him on his ability. 34 caps for Germany, CFC's best CB. Good enough? BTW, George Graham & Terry Neill managed us. Gallas & Adebayor played for us. Grow up.
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I am sick and bloody tired of Levy negotiating fantastic deals for brilliant players. Kulusevski, Bentancur, Romero, Bissouma, Udogie, Vicario and now Maddison, FFS. He should have paid more for all of them. Small club mentality. No credit from me. Ever #COYS
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2 years
Kulusevski had a golden 5 minutes between coming on and Winks going off when he wasn't the most reviled player on the pitch. What is the fucking matter with some our fans?
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3 years
Dear England. See that thing Lewandowski headed into the net? That's called a cross into the box. They're handy, especially when you've got the best striker in the world. And, here's the thing, you have got the best striker in the world. Any of this making sense? Yours etc
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2 years
Over the last few months we've brought in Kulu, Bentancur, Romero, Perisic, Bissouma, yet 'fans' are buying the confected nonsense about Levy offering too little for Spence and it's 'here we go again, typical Levy'. Some of our lot are achingly infantile and unintelligent.
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1 year
Just told my wife Gareth Bale retired. It took her a moment before it hit her: 'The England manager?' My football life at home is very lonely.
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2 years
@InsideHealthCIO This is all about you, David. Thing is, any parent who loves his/her child would react exactly as you did, the vast majority without making a big deal of it on social media.
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Good little player, Harry Winks. Tidy, tenacious, nice burst of speed. Ankle problems slowed him down and his confidence evaporated. Those with short memories who revel in spiteful social media spouting will never acknowledge his undoubted ability.
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4 years
Another 357 deaths reported today. It's been pretty constant for a few days. I don't really care how they count them; this is a staggering number, and we're now past 40,000. Can anyone, therefore, explain the rationale behind lifting the lockdown in any way, because I'm stumped?
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4 years
If Serge Aurier can do four foul throws inside 20 minutes, why is anyone surprised that he's broken the lockdown rules three times? Loose cannon with a screw loose #COYS
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3 years
The only way to watch the match is to switch it on at 4.30, off at half time, back on for the second half and immediately off at the end. Everything else is going to about the Newcastle circus with nary a word about the grim inappropriateness of their new owners. Enjoy #COYS
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4 years
Ndombele is now receiving almost universal pelters. @DarrenAnderton was pants for a season, Sissoko for nearly three. At the risk of sounding like the boy who stood on the burning deck, I have faith in this kid. You will all come to me, cap in hand, and say I was right. Possibly.
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2 years
We know Skipp covers the ground and makes tackles, but he's becoming increasingly confident on the ball. Twists, turns and feints, great awareness of the immediate space, and a tidy passer. Conte proving again that he knows how to extract every ounce from every player #COYS
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2 years
United being made to look like traffic cones. Only great teams go up to City and beat them. That's right, you heard me #COYS
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2 years
Where do all the Levy out merchants go when we buy good players like Kulu, Romero, Bentancur? Or when we're winning matches? Or employ a top 3 manager? You'd have thought these professors of club governance would be consistent in their objections whatever the weather.
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1 year
@HKane @England I disagree, Harry. The details are there in every minute of the 90. It's not about a single moment. We didn't create enough chances, conceded a couple of avoidable goals. A team shares responsibility. As every sane, mature football fan knows, you're a legend and a credit.
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10 months
Vicario was written off by some of our lot after 45 minutes (25 more than they gave Kulu, to be fair). Now he's getting slaughtered for not being Raya because, allegedly, the Goons are in for him. Go figure. We have some massive idiots among the fanbase #COYS
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3 years
I like Nuno. He doesn't do hysteria, answers questions and explains himself as much as he can. Dignity after the Jose shitshow is welcome. But he's the wrong fit. Stylistically he doesn't meet Levy's (or our) basic demand for progressive, attractive football. He can't last #COYS
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3 years
Dear Keir. Don't do this half-heartedly. Purge every single crank, antisemite, misogynist, 6th form socialist, wreath-layer and terrorist apologist, and make sure their cheerleaders Bastani, Owens, Sarkar et al join them in their fetid bunker. It's your only hope.
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2 years
Kuluevski didn't have his most influential game v LFC but still showed his class with some lovely touches, powerful running and defensive awareness. He has a wonderful feel for the first and second touch which buys him a bit of space and time. Tricks, vision. We've got a pearl.
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5 years
Predictable backlash from a few 'fans' now that the NDombele dust has settled. What, no more signings? Selling Trips (who most of them hate anyway but that's beside the point)? Rose and Eriksen off? (even though they want to go). Here's an idea. Shut up and trust Poch #COYS #THFC
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8 months
I wonder how those 'fans' who wrote off Vicario after 6 minutes and railed at Levy for not buying Raya are coping #COYS
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2 years
I remember April 1978 when we needed a draw at Southampton on the last day to gain promotion to the old 1st Division. I couldn't bear to keep track on the radio, so I went out for a walk. We almost made a hash of it. I'm getting a similar vibe for Sunday. Parkland Walk anyone?
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2 years
Quite a lot of fans on here telling me what time to arrive at the ground, what I should wear, how loud I should shout, how much shit to give the Gooners. Hope you don't mind but, after 51 years, through thick and thin, I don't need instruction on how to watch my team. Cheers.
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Dier arrived as a CB but excelled at RB (briefly) and in CM, which I thought was his best position. Relatively mobile, intelligent, tough and decent with the ball. He was never as comfortable at CB but usually performed well. Predicatable disrespect. Our fans, fucksake #COYS
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20 days
I want us to beat City tomorrow because I support Spurs. I know, weird, right? #COYS
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1 year
What Poch achieved with a relatively ordinary squad was remarkable, but could he do it again? Doubtful. But...I'd have him back in a heartbeat given the shit we've been enduring since he left. At least he knows where the opposition half is, at least he plays football #COYS .
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5 years
Does anyone else get a little buzz of anticipation when they see #MarkFrancoisMP trending? It's always exciting to find out what that mindless little cockwomble has been spouting. No? Just me?
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7 months
@DalrympleWill @doctor_oxford She's talking specifically about antisemitism on British streets. That's all. Stop projecting your narrative. Are you OK with thousands of people chanting for the eradication of all 15 million Jews? Simple question. We can discuss the wider issues elsewhere.
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3 years
I'm not a fan of touchline histrionics, but perhaps Conte's are exactly what we the fans, and the players, need right now. There's no artifice with him. What you see is what he feels and it's quite energising #COYS
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3 years
The Hojbjerg hate is building nicely. Well done everyone. Winksy? Take the day off.
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5 years
@EvertonBlues_ @CastleRockBrit There are a few too many LFC idiots on Twitter, but every club has them. They were impeccably behaved last night and fans from both sides were mixing happily before and after. No gloating or goading that I saw.
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There's just too much stupid on my timeline for me to respond. Relentless negativity and Levy hate, nearly all of it based on mindless supposition and the ITK/media driven narrative. We've just spent £200m on some fantastic players. It's not enough. Spoiled, thick children #COYS
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5 years
Some ridiculous shit being spouted on here by some 'fans' about Eriksen. The man has been an absolute star for us for several years. He's been below par this season, but please don't tell me he wasn't trying in the final or that he he was stealing a living. Idiots #COYS #THFC
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7 months
@Daniel_Sugarman Staggering arrogance with a complete disregard for the interests and security of one of the parties to this war. And it quite deliberately endangers the safety of non-signatories. How about threatening to 'out' councillors who are Hamas apologists? Hmm?
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3 years
I get that NDombele doesn't run back and cover much or put in key tackles, but Hojbjerg doesn't beat men at will or receive the ball and lose a man in the same manoeuvre or slip dangerous passes through to the forwards. Stop worrying about what he can't do and enjoy what he can.
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1 year
“The quicker we get rid of these bang average players, the better,” says former footballing megastar Jamie O'Hara.
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2 years
I confess that I wasn't a fan of Conte. Touchline prima donnas are not my cup of tea. But he speaks with insight, honesty and clarity. I'm pretty sure the owners know exactly what he expects of them and what they can expect from him. Refreshing and encouraging.
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5 years
@fullback03 I think some of you are being a bit harsh on Salah. The defender's foot was within 8 inches of making contact which, as the laws currently stand, allows Salah to dive with impunity and for Liverpool fans to defend him #LittleShit #COYS #THFC
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3 years
There's lots of media bullshit around today about the brilliance of Arsenal's performance and how it signifies the start of something. All it signifies is that they beat a woefully poor, disengaged Spurs side. Away at Brighton on Saturday will be more telling.
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11 months
Dear @BBCSport . You cannot be unaware of the opprobrium unleashed on Andrew Castle over the Wimbledon fortnight. He's truly awful, ruinous to every match over which he presides. Didactic, smug, incessant. Worse, he fails to enlighten, inform and entertain. Please get rid.
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3 years
We've appointed a new manager. I know! Let's give Harry Winks some shit! And Dier, while we're at it! Spurs Twitter. Fuck me.
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5 years
As day follows night, the 'Levy out' clowns have been piping up after that defeat. But there are now cretins calling for Mourinho (amongst others) to replace Poch. Seriously? We lost a match. It's sport. Grow up #THFC #COYS #becarefulwhatyouwishfor
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4 years
No idea why Tom Huddlestone is trending, much less care, but I've yet to see a sweeter striker of a football (with both feet). Beautiful technique and timing. Never understood why he didn't shoot more often. Lovely passer, too. Undermined by his physique.
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2 years
Sanchez doesn't have the bite, skill or panache of Romero, but who does? Comparisons are pointless. Is he doing his job? Spectacularly well, I'd suggest. That's all that matters #COYS
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3 years
So easy to forget that excellent first half performance because we didn't turn up for the second. Some cause for optimism, surely? Need everybody fit and firing. Too many looked tired or rusty #COYS
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2 years
Harry could have broken Robertson's left leg, but Robertson was trying to break both of Royal's. I suspect that Stephen Warnock thinks that two legs cancel each other out and that, instead, Robertson should be knighted for services to fair play #COYS
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5 years
You do all realise that a narrow defeat in the final doesn't negate or diminish the absolute brilliance and grit of this team in getting there, nor the spectacular thrill ride we've all been on. Right? This is only the start #THFC #COYS
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Why are 'fans' having a go at Brennan Johnson? 28 appearances, many of them truncated, 5 goals, 7 assists. He's 22, first season with us, no settled position. At least he ran at defenders last night and put some crosses in. Lay off, FFS #COYS
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3 years
Why are so many self-appointed worthies focusing on Emma Raducanu's ethnicity? She's a British tennis player who achieved a sporting miracle. Sport. Nothing else. Point scoring and virtue signalling are unnecessary and inappropriate.
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5 years
Mention of Bale leaving RM draws the usual Pavlovian 'come him Gareth' responses. Spurs was never his home, just a stopping off point. He locked himself in his room and refused to play for us to force the move. We're not in his thinking and he shouldn't be in ours #THFC #COYS
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2 years
Klopp prattling on without taking a breath is becoming tiresome. I switched over as he launched into one of his tirades on Sky Sport this morning. I watched a whole episode of Frasier and he was still going when I switched back.
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4 years
I see @PaulMaxiMiller has been driven off Twitter by the abuse and @1MickyHazard has been subjected to similar toxicity. Why should they have to put up with it? And why should I - or anyone who believes in basic civility - allow drivel on my timeline? Talk shit, you're blocked.
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7 months
@hurryupharry They're getting a little drunk on their own antisemitism.
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2 years
Ok, full confession. Took a walk to a lovely coffee shop in N4. Got caught short. Cafe doesn't have a loo. Ended up in - and I'm sorry - the Arsenal Tavern. Full of Gooners. I think they sussed I was a Lilywhite, but I made it out there. I'll be showering all afternoon.
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SimonTHFC
2 months
@melissaeweiss @mrjamesob @EylonALevy Used to quite like O'Brien, but he's shown himself since October 7. Another gruesome apologist for Hamas who trades in sneery soundbites, not realities.
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SimonTHFC
1 year
Staggering dismissal of and disregard for Kane on here. I know it's mostly driven by envy and infantile tribalism, but at least check the fucking stats. 'He ain't won a trophy'? No, he ain't. Because football is a team game, not a one man show. I despair at the stupidity.
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SimonTHFC
9 months
So many 'fans' crestfallen by the club's abject failure in the transfer window. Just the paltry £100m+ on Van De Ven, Maddison and Vicario, all of them absolute ponies. I feel your pain, guys. It's shameful. #COYS
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