Sam @SGGDAFC Twitter profile

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@SGGDAFC

7 years

@Alfjbarker1 I'm gunna beat u up so many times

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@SGGDAFC

3 years

@TroopzAFC Last week you were selling Arteta out shirts? Was that not a money maker for you?

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@SGGDAFC

9 years

Me: shut up

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@SGGDAFC

8 years

HELP FIND SAM SIMMONS THIS IS HIS GIRLFRIEND MOVING WASSY IN MAGALUF THIS IS WHY YOU DONT LET YOUR GIRLS OUT HERE

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@SGGDAFC

6 months

Class weekend celebrating birthdays and a last minute winner with my closest @_DeclanRice 🙌🏻❤️

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@SGGDAFC

3 years

@AmberRoseGill Fair point. How’s Greg?

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@SGGDAFC

8 years

This girl asked for some meth which I don't even shot so I sold her paracetamol and apparently 😂😂😂

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@SGGDAFC

8 months

@CarefreeJonty She’s wearing the away shirt mate

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@SGGDAFC

1 year

Haaland since he said ‘Arsenal we’re coming for you’

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@SGGDAFC

2 months

@MaxRosner7 @SouthernLeague1 Personally I was there and had a better view of this and he was at least 3 inches from the guys face. Yellow card for simulation should’ve been given 👍🏻

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@SGGDAFC

8 years

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@SGGDAFC

2 years

The Arsenal in Eindhoven

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@SGGDAFC

9 years

To everyone that doubted me and my boys sneaking into Reading: it was fun whilst it lasted. http://t.co/eU5hARVowd

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@SGGDAFC

4 years

I just want to know what people are thinking when they join the back of a 2 hour long queue for Chicken George

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@SGGDAFC

8 years

When you want Facebook to know your selling couple bags of weed a day at uni

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@SGGDAFC

7 years

WHATS ALFIE BARKER TALKING ABOUT ON THE RADIO HE'S BLAMING THE JUICE AND ADHD PAULS HAD ADHD FOR 20 YEARS AND HES NEVER DONE MAD LIKE THAT 😂

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@SGGDAFC

7 years

I don't mean to be rude on Christmas but some of your Christmas dinners look not even the slightest bit edible

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@SGGDAFC

6 years

Alex gets pied for 6 weeks, grabs 1 of the best girls in there and NOW wants to move like a fuckboy? Get him out asap

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@SGGDAFC

8 years

Me: shut up

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@SGGDAFC

9 years

Well a few people got blocked on snapchat this morning for having 250 seconds mentioning no names Becca Deering

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@SGGDAFC

9 years

Anyone else's Mum this annoying 😂 http://t.co/ZxkwaiOEfm

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@SGGDAFC

2 years

‘Imagine being us’ 😭

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@SGGDAFC

11 years

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL http://t.co/TWJnVFOPv7

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@SGGDAFC

10 years

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL parents twitter beefing I've officially seen it all

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@SGGDAFC

4 years

Me vs corona virus if I bump into it knowing it’s ruined summer

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@SGGDAFC

3 years

@Jakesy94 @GNev2 Saka got man of the match

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@SGGDAFC

7 years

Nothing annoys me more than people dissing someone in the gym who's trying to better themselves. Grow up

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@SGGDAFC

8 years

Every girls gone from 'not having sex in the villa' to 'let's all get piped in front of our mums'

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@SGGDAFC

10 years

Imagine feds smacked me up first night

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@SGGDAFC

1 year

@harryfranklin24 @DekiKulusexy So you’re missing the game because your girlfriend said so? And it’s not even her birthday on that day? Can you confirm this

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@SGGDAFC

6 years

Don't wanna see no females moaning about football related tweets when the premier league starts because you're all top hooligans now

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@SGGDAFC

8 years

Just when you thought Chigs couldn't get any worse

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@SGGDAFC

9 years

When you're trappin in the estate but realise you have football in 20 mins http://t.co/yfVbA5LecB

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@SGGDAFC

8 years

Bitch won't park in my space again

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@SGGDAFC

9 years

Some man have treated their girls better on Valentine's Day then you do your mums on Mother's Day

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@SGGDAFC

9 years

I must be the first person in Nandos history to ever get caught filling my 'water' up with Fanta 😒

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@SGGDAFC

6 years

I'm not even a Liverpool fan but Salah is turning me Muslim

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@SGGDAFC

9 years

No way did I crash the quad bike and flip over the handlebars on a skatty ting

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@SGGDAFC

6 years

@DJRUSSKE Yeah but you don't go beer gardens in the snow mate

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@SGGDAFC

10 years

Mum: will it be penalties if they draw? Me: http://t.co/KDJhgKJb4Q

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@SGGDAFC

9 years

16 year olds on MDMA at festivals pls ur not even legal to drink yet :(

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@SGGDAFC

2 years

Merry Christmas to all my friends, family, Shefford, gooners and more importantly this bloke ❤️

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@SGGDAFC

9 years

You fake people that don't watch Eastenders all the time done deserve to know who killed Lucy Beale

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@SGGDAFC

10 years

23:01, Tuesday night. I've just been rejected on a date for valentines day.

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@SGGDAFC

5 years

@OliviaDBuck Bit dramatic he only asked what the temperature was like?

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@SGGDAFC

11 years

😁😎 http://t.co/lCebkzUkfM

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@SGGDAFC

5 years

Couldn’t achieve this award without the help of my team mates and the pep of Sunday league. I’d like to thank my family who kept pushing me when I thought it was time to give up. #GodIsGreat

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@SGGDAFC

6 years

Imagine being a northerner.

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@acosgrove_

6 years

Imagine being a southerner, having a kick about with your mates and one of them asks if anyone’s up for a game of bum slaps 🤦🏼‍♂️

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@SGGDAFC

10 years

Ignoring someone is pure rudeness

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@SGGDAFC

3 years

Woke up in a good mood today Brighton early

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@SGGDAFC

2 years

DOUBLE DOUBLE

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@SGGDAFC

2 years

Stotfold management

Footy Accumulators

@FootyAccums

2 years

What a trio 🇪🇸 😍😍😍

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@SGGDAFC

8 years

What is JME and Big Narstie doing in my gym?

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@SGGDAFC

9 years

8:37 on Monday morning and I already can't wait for 3:30 on Friday

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@SGGDAFC

10 years

Never again will I go shopping with my Mum I physically had to prove to her that some plain white socks fit me before she bought them.

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@SGGDAFC

5 years

Jordan is so wrong with what he done but if Anna ever spoke to me like that on my life she’s big enough for a slap possible knock out

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@SGGDAFC

11 years

Over 100 people at my Grandads funeral today. Such a loved man and a great send off! RIP Grandad, the memories will last forever ❤️

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@SGGDAFC

6 years

Hello @HitchinTownFC I just found a yellow mitre football in the priory field I believe it may be yours from a recent penalty that was taken

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@SGGDAFC

9 years

How can you go Nandos and get mash potato I've never heard something so stupid I'm absolutely fuming

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@SGGDAFC

8 years

Got a £55 parking ticket at work today and I worked it out after petrol, tax and food my hourly rate was £0.91

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@SGGDAFC

7 years

You know what we say when we win...... BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

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@SGGDAFC

4 years

Unfollowed 3 people so far ‘until tomorrow’ 👍🏻

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@SGGDAFC

1 year

@ChloeBurrows Girls will moan about literally anything if the outcome doesn’t suit them

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@SGGDAFC

5 years

Get Anna and Amber out the bitchiest little ratty girls ever on the show

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@SGGDAFC

10 years

“ @JordannMasseyy : “ @simonaprov : NO” *churchill voice* ohhhhhh yess” Game = 2/10

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@SGGDAFC

7 years

So today I fed monkeys, swam with a shark and played 2 touch on a private beach with Thai locals

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@SGGDAFC

9 years

You people that eat your burgers before your chips are demons blud

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@SGGDAFC

9 years

Last night was decent. Got so drunk I left the club robbed a bike and rode to McDonald's http://t.co/IUgKfgK6Uk

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@SGGDAFC

7 years

3 FIFA's have come out since I've been in a relationship and every single time I've bought it myself and it's not acceptable

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@SGGDAFC

2 years

FA cup 3rd qualifying round 💙 NLD day ❤️ I could be dead tomorrow

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@SGGDAFC

2 years

@realbedford Long way to go to the premier league

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@SGGDAFC

10 years

So me and Joe went rave after last night and saw the man from chuckle vision :/ http://t.co/hYKcltd1nu

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@SGGDAFC

11 years

“ @raaawrz : Oh ex http://t.co/bFThF6Orzp” so she's horny and u bait her up? Is man gay? Loool

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@SGGDAFC

5 years

@piersmorgan Imagine actually moaning about this

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@SGGDAFC

6 years

90% of Hertfordshire are make up artists I don't know how anyone makes any money

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@SGGDAFC

8 years

So the dwarf from eastenders wants a yute with her brother I am so close to never watching it again

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@SGGDAFC

8 years

Someone send Sonny back to school asap 😂

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@SGGDAFC

11 years

RIP Grandad. 🌹❤️

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@SGGDAFC

5 years

Gary Neville - “Why’s Jordan Pickford laughing at the matter” Pickford -

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@SGGDAFC

10 years

I'm so vex I had a dream Kim Kardashian was my girl I was living life and now look I've woke up in a single bed with no food in the fridge

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@SGGDAFC

7 months

Cruzcampo in Seville 😍

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@SGGDAFC

11 years

Dennis Catley is everywhere I look on Twitter

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@SGGDAFC

2 years

Outstanding effort from @p_morris1997 to #GetTheBadgeIn @badge_is_in

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@SGGDAFC

2 years

Settings 😍

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@SGGDAFC

7 years

Drew literally gave me head loss

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@SGGDAFC

9 years

Well Chris Brown was fat 3 weeks ago in Napa and now he's ripped so what drug do these celebs take serious coz I go away tomorrow

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@SGGDAFC

5 years

Anna has some nerve acting up when she’s done the exact same, I think I hate her the most out of all the series. Rude pig

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@SGGDAFC

7 years

Twix made me walk 5 miles no word of a lie to get some breakfast and we ended up eating a fry up in a church

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@SGGDAFC

11 years

Losing a family member is my worst fear, loads of respect to those who have lost close ones and remain strong

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@SGGDAFC

3 years

Rumour has it Fairfield Ferrets done over the Bus and Ponies and Harry Wilkinson who retired from football when he was 8 scored a brace

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@SGGDAFC

10 years

At the airport and everyone gets alcohol except twix who gets a vanilla milkshake

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@SGGDAFC

7 years

I'm so stuck on Anais birthday that I've actually typed in google 'good presents for girlfriends' 🤷‍♀️

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@SGGDAFC

3 years

Goodnight everybody

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Sam

@SGGDAFC

5 years

See how males just get on with it

Angie KaranⓋ🌱

@angie_karan

5 years

It is amazing when the female seahorse transfers her eggs to the male. Considered the only true male pregnancy in the animal world. This is the stunning moment when the male gives birth!