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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

Saw that my student submitted their assignment late at 2:48am so I didn’t bother opening it and just gave them a 20/20

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@Rob_sxchz

6 months

Think about the worst person you know, funny how they attended Cornell University

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

I am not a teacher/professor btw

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

@dddlny Here to fight the good fight

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

Just found out my small, immigrant city wants to recognize me for being it’s only resident to graduate from an Ivy League...let alone go to two

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@Rob_sxchz

2 years

This could’ve happened to any truck driver like my dad, this is so fucked up

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Rogel, 26 y/o Cuban immigrant, was sentenced to 110 YRS in prison for a car A.C.C.I.D.E.N.T that killed 4 ppl. He wasn’t drunk or under any influence. He was working and his 18 wheeler truck’s brakes failed while driving up a mountain in Colorado HOW IS THIS JUSTICE?!

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

I GOT INTO COLUMBIA??

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

Just got accepted into my top choice graduate program! 🤩

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

The sun comes out in Ithaca and people forget how to act, why’d my friend just walk in on people fucking in a classroom in Hollister Hall

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

That tweet still blowing up, doubled my followers, and the dms I’ve been getting...lmfaooo this too much

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@Rob_sxchz

4 years

The worst thing I ever did was choose to study climate change in college 😩😭 the way my classes have me thinking that it’s basically a wrap for humanity if we don’t get our shit together ASAP is 🥴

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Did you know that over 90% of climate scientists think global warming will be so severe by 2038 or so that we'll hit temperatures shown to be hot enough to wreck the basic crops humanity relies upon for decent survival, or do you get your information from ad-dependent newspapers?

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

@lactaidlover888 It was really that simple

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

Even in grad school academic readings will still use a whole lot of words to say a whole lot of nothing! Academia is not real it’s an ego contest but I’ll still be participating to see if I can win okay

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@Rob_sxchz

2 years

You guys are too quick

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

I’ll never forget the one time I got banned from club penguin in middle school for typing a bad word and then lied to my mom about why I got banned so naturally she EMAILED them to find out and they pulled out literal screenshots so then I was grounded for like 2 weeks

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

Why me

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

It’s still crazy to me that I’m going to have 2 Ivy League degrees by the time I’m 23, me, a FGLI kid from Hawaiian Gardens of all places

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@Rob_sxchz

4 years

Students who ask challenging Q and A’s on other students presentations 1) what are you trying to prove? and 2) see you in hell

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

It’s actually insane how many student deaths there’s been this semester, let alone the last year. This latest one just 3 days before commencement weekend too. Thoughts and condolences for him and his family 💔🙏

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

So just to be clear, we had 4 days to do all of our finals while profs have over 2 weeks to turn in final grades? Even in a normal semester our final’s period is twice as long and the profs always had to have grades in by the new year...so howd WE get less time but THEY got more?

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@Rob_sxchz

6 years

Alum of my Catholic High School doing God’s work😍🙏 helping to marginalize and silence the voices of millions of people across the country🤩

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

S/o to the kids whose parents ask them to write important emails for them

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

This is basically the Cornell experience in a single picture

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

Just left my uncles funeral who died of Covid last week, first thing I see on Instagram is more vacation pics. Two different realities lol

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@Rob_sxchz

1 year

Just received an automated rejection email w “dear candidate” after the director reached out PERSONALLY for me to apply and who I’ve known for months and am on a first name basis. Feeling incredibly disrespected, reminder these jobs dgaf abt u and they WILL waste your time

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

So is adulthood just gonna be grinding during the week so that when u get home u can consume media under less stress, maybe work out, and eat 3 meals a day? With like 1 or 2 exciting things planned for the weekend? Like is that it bc this is so monotonous and boring so far

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

I really need prayers right now. My grandma had a seizure and tested positive for Covid, she’s in the hospital now

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

My dad at the Cornell store rn asking which hat looks most gangster 🤨

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@Rob_sxchz

6 years

Should I write up one of my residents for playing country music in the showers

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@Rob_sxchz

7 years

8th grade me would be so proud :,) #UCLAbound ??

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@Rob_sxchz

6 months

Meanwhile Cornell with grade deflation…yeah that place was really Hell

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6 months

I find it *insane* that the Ivy League does crazy grade inflation and — seeing that — so many people at non-Ivies insist on grading “rigorously,” thereby re-enforcing the pre-existing opinion of employers that elite uni kids are geniuses (he’s a 4.0!) and state school kids idiots

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@Rob_sxchz

2 years

Moving to NYC really showed me that the proportion of people who owned Canada Goose jackets at Cornell is absurd

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@Rob_sxchz

4 years

Now that the racist incoming freshman made national headlines I’m patiently waiting for one of Martha’s bare minimum emails “condemning this behavior” but not commenting on his status as a student at our school

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@Rob_sxchz

4 years

Crazy how when u do the readings lectures become that much easier to follow 😳

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@Rob_sxchz

2 years

Idk who needs to hear this but you’re going to dislike some part of any job/profession you try and jobs aren’t designed to make us happy so you need to accept and get over that so you can find peace and passion outside of work

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@Rob_sxchz

5 years

The people you see eating at okenshields

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@Rob_sxchz

5 years

Professors can be so meticulous when it comes to grading but so abstract when it comes to defining expectations for assignments

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

No breakfast served after 11am is my villain origin story

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@Rob_sxchz

5 years

Had my grades under control all semester but i feel like I’m really fumbling the bag at the last minute because I don’t care enough and just want to go home

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

POV: you’re a 22 yo living in a hispanic household

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@Rob_sxchz

4 years

I can’t even imagine being expected to produce school work a month from now

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@Rob_sxchz

4 years

LMFAOOO TF @Cornell explain yourself! Why are you trying to silence the voices of your own students??

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4 years

LMFAOO TELL MY WHY I COMMENTED ON @Cornell ’s INSTAGRAM PAGE TELLING THEM TO FIRE DAVID COLLUM AND THEY BLOCKED ME

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@Rob_sxchz

5 years

This is how people in Temple of Zeus dress

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when i should’ve been born:

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

Talking to friends during college was like what’s the move tn and now I talk to my college friends about their work benefits

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

Senior year to senior year lol

“allie” 2.0

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3 years

(5 yr difference) this is actually so...

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@Rob_sxchz

4 years

All the Cornell people I follow on Instagram making me feel extra poor today lmfaooo that’s crazy merry Christmas

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@Rob_sxchz

1 year

Another day another job rejection this double Ivy degree really putting in work for me 🤞

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@Rob_sxchz

8 years

When the proctor says there's only 10 minutes left on mc, but you're barely on question 41/63 #APBiology

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

There’s nothing someone who reposts infographics from shityoushouldcareabout could say to me

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@Rob_sxchz

4 years

Why am I having to fight to get the classes I want as a senior 🥱

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@Rob_sxchz

4 years

Martha loves sending long ass emails that say a whole bunch of nothing

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@Rob_sxchz

5 years

Can Cornell invest in more private places to cry on campus please and thank you

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

Seeing all the discourse around that tweet is so funny to me bc it’s mostly all predicated on the assumption that Im a Professor and any negativity around it is because of how I “present myself” on Twitter which is frankly no one else’s business, even if I was a professor

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@Rob_sxchz

4 years

The amount of deadlines I have by dec 18 📈 vs my capacity for productivity at home 📉 very unsettling

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@Rob_sxchz

4 years

Cornell sending out that mental health survey knowing they not about to do shit to help us 😂😂🤞

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@Rob_sxchz

5 years

Crazy how much time there is in the day when u cancel all your classes and extracurricular obligations for yourself

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

Turned in my last final and just like that I’m done with undergrad holy fuck

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@Rob_sxchz

4 years

The craziest part about school rn is that this not even the worst semester I’ve had at Cornell so far 😩😭

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

I don’t even graduate for a few hours and I’m already sobbing

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@Rob_sxchz

2 years

Unfollowing all the random rich Cornell ppl on ig I barely know is self care

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@Rob_sxchz

4 years

Thinking about how badly all these December deadlines are about to violate

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

Finally all moved in

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@Rob_sxchz

9 months

Class action lawsuit against Cornell and we all collecting a settlement check lmaoooo I love it here

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@Rob_sxchz

4 years

How’s Cornell gonna increase the student contribution fee like covid didn’t put a lot of us out of work with no steady income

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@Rob_sxchz

4 years

So why couldn’t they make this semester S/U again

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

Just paid my rent. Crying shaking and throwing up.

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@Rob_sxchz

4 years

I’m ngl I had no idea just how much funding police depts get and I just don’t understand why they need THAT much like for what? Training that doesn’t work? Weapons I don’t want you to have? Cars that over-patrol communities of color?

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@Rob_sxchz

1 year

Just defended my thesis, I’m a full fledged academic now

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@Rob_sxchz

4 years

Finished an assignment early but somehow forgot to turn it in. Woke up with an email from my prof asking if I was okay and that if I could get the assignment in by the end of the day there’d be no penalty. Why can’t all my profs be this empathetic

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@Rob_sxchz

1 year

I applied to work at Panera Bread in high school and they just sent me a rejection

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

It’s hot as hell today but not hotter than me thank god

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@Rob_sxchz

4 years

Just listened to one (1) lecture and feel like I deserve the rest of the day off

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@Rob_sxchz

4 years

Been acting like we’re on a two week break and not in the middle of semi finals lmfaooo I haven’t even checked my canvas since classes ended wish me luck

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

The last thing I’ll say on the matter is that I’m a TA, and I decided to show my student some grace. I’m glad the sentiment was felt by those in education and I hope it reminds professors and teachers to be kínder to their students, with or without “good reason”

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@Rob_sxchz

5 years

My internship wanted me to link my twitter account to my email signature...

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@Rob_sxchz

4 years

When in Rome or some shit

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@Rob_sxchz

10 months

IM NOT UNEMPLOYED ANYMORE 🗣

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

My graduate program just emailed me a summer reading assignment should I drop out

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

About time I switched it up 🔄 #NewProfilePic

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

I have 2 weeks to pack up my life and spend time with everyone I’ve loved these last 4 years and I’m supposed to be worried abt some mf finals?? 🤣🤣 sure

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@Rob_sxchz

10 months

For the first time in my life I had an interview where all the people interviewing me were POC, I almost cried fr i need the TL to manifest this job for me

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@Rob_sxchz

4 years

Idk what it is about this semester but 4/5 of my professors regularly spend 5-15 extra minutes lecturing after class is supposed to end like this is not okay? Stop talking?

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@Rob_sxchz

4 years

Remembering to do my daily check is enough productivity for one day tbh

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

Just put down first months rent and deposit on my first place post grad🙏

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@Rob_sxchz

4 years

Day 1 of study abroad and I already managed to collapse my 12 foot tall dresser

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

I’m glad you all start school today the tl will finally have good content again

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@Rob_sxchz

2 years

Applied to an internship this morning ✅ got rejected before the end of the day ✅

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@Rob_sxchz

7 months

Something I’m particularly grateful for abt Mexican culture is that in general parents insist that the home they raised you in will always be your home. When I visit home I don’t go to “my parents house” or “my childhood house”. I go back to MY house. OUR house.

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@Rob_sxchz

4 years

Tried opening the whole community GroupMe after Cornell’s email and the whole app crashed...telling

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

Called out of my last day of work as a libe barista ✅ no more making you weirdos ungodly caffeinated concoctions

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

Twitter once again proving to be the best social media platform

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@Rob_sxchz

4 years

Something about napping with my zoom class on for some background noise >>

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@Rob_sxchz

4 years

Nah it’s fuck academia bc what kinda grading scale...

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

Ummmmm...follow ur dreams? Yeahh

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@Rob_sxchz

4 years

Online classes shouldn’t have strict enrollment caps imo but here I am literally begging a professor to let me into their class as a senior this is so embarrassing

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

Save yourself pain and embarrassment by not moving to NYC on a student’s income

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@Rob_sxchz

7 years

Only SA kids know who Mercedes Strong is

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@Rob_sxchz

4 years

First good news I’ve gotten in a minute but Libe is opening in the fall which means I won’t be out of work 😭🙏

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

All I’m gonna say about the emerging co-op discourse is that none of it is surprising and frankly many leftist spaces at Cornell have never been any better than the spaces they feel better than

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@Rob_sxchz

3 years

About to get so trashed

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