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Riff Raff

@RichardAOB

4 years

We're not racist but...👇

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4 years

Apparently wombats in fire effected areas are not only allowing other animals to take shelter in their deep, fire-resistant burrows but are actively herding fleeing animals into them. We’re seeing more leadership and empathy from these guys than the entire Federal government.

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Margaret Court hasn't played professional tennis since 1977. Let's not pretend this award is for anything other than hating the same people the Federal government hate.

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@Ulrich_Kvetcher You’re not far off, we have some pretty big bats.

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@RiggedJasn @Ulrich_Kvetcher They are, but when you’re that big no one’s telling you it’s bedtime.

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2 years

Congratulations to the ACT on becoming the first Australian State/Territory to have absolutely no LNP representatives in Federal Parliament. You've set a standard for the rest of us to aspire to.

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@Tweetmags Meet Patrick.

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If Australians were any good at exercising personal responsibility Scott Morrison wouldn't be the prime minister.

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3 years

If anyone in Australian needs their payments on a cashless debit card, it's Barnaby Joyce.

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3 years

Paying people $300 to get vaccinated sends the wrong message according to a government who spent $10.3 billion subsidising the fossil fuel industry in 2020-21.

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2 years

Why the fuck is Tony Abbott on the ABC? He doesn't even own a cafe.

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4 years

@ArmyStrang @DanKaszeta Careful what you say about Australian wildlife, we have some of the most venomous creatures on the planet, and that’s just our politicians.

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@helen_hoops They can get pretty big.

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I'm predicting that if Labor win the federal election we can expect the Albanese government to cop the same media treatment the Gillard Government copped, from day one.

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Nominating Gerry Harvey for Australian parasite of the year.

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3 years

I grew up in an Australia where not giving a shit about Australia Day was as Aussie as you could get.

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1 year

When the High Court overturned George Pell's conviction it went out of its way to state that the witness's testimony in Pell's case was truthful. In other words, the highest court in Australia agreed that Pell raped at least two children. Let's stop ignoring that fact.

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3 years

Ten years ago Australian MPs increased their base salary by 32%, making them among the highest paid politicians in the world. The justification for it was "it was necessary to have a salary sufficient to attract and retain people of capacity". So how do we feel that's worked out?

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4 years

The prime minister has urged Australians to be like the Anzacs. Which I assume means he expects us to suffer horrendous casualties due to incompetent leadership.

'Toughest year of our lives': PM's message as virus reality hits Australians

The website that gives Australians access to government services crashed on Monday as people dealt with the fallout of the escalating coronavirus pandemic.

www.thenewdaily.com.au

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2 years

Nothing like a torture metaphor to launch your new warm and fuzzy persona.

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5 years

"Leftists are always calling me stupid. Well if supporting Trump, opposing action on climate change and identifying cultural Marxism in our primary schools makes me stupid, call me the dumbest man in Australia” Ladies and gentlemen, the dumbest man in Australia:

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@Yarrarangesbush That’s Australia in a nutshell. A stunningly beautiful country run by a pack of vandals.

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9 months

When did we get a vote on giving the Pharmacy Guild a voice to parliament?

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2 years

Who gives a shit what John Howard has to say in 2022? Its not like its changed since the 1970s.

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I for one am all in favour of sending Peter Dutton into space.

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Personally I think not having an arsehole in the Lodge is a bigger priority than not having an arsehole in the Australian Open.

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4 years

Scared pregnant women get arrested in front of their children all the time in Australia. You don't hear about it because they're usually not white, privilaged and intending it to happen so they can live stream it to promote an agenda.

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2 years

You'd think Omicron was a Liberal Party donor given the favours they're doing it.

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2 years

I'm nowhere near as concerned about the possibility of an Australian government beholden to China as I am about the reality of an Australian government beholden to Rupert Murdoch and the fossil fuel industry.

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2 years

Friendlyjordies exposé on Peter Dutton gives us an indication of how difficult it would be for the LNP to operate if more of the mainstream media did their job.

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@Peter_Fitz You mean apart from the constant lies and insinuations about Victoria's lockdowns, lack of any support, taking no responsibility for 655 out of 800 COVID-19 deaths in Victoria occuring in Federally run aged care facilities, and the gaslighting? Yeah, heaps.

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4 years

Apparently Rachel Baxendale is considering a career in journalism when she leaves politics.

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3 years

Can we PLEASE make this the last time we elect a prime minister whose only talent is bullshitting.

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3 years

So a bunch of people getting 15.4% super per annum who own an average of 2.4 properties each are now telling the rest of us we need to chose between superannuation and owning a home.

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If the rest of us can put up Hotel California being played on the radio multiple times a day since 1977, then it's shouldn't be that difficult for middle aged men to shut the fuck up about Taylor Swift touring Australia for 10 days.

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We paid John Curtin £800 a year to lead this country through WW2. We pay Barnaby Joyce $230k a year to get pissed, shag his staff and pass out in the gutter.

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2 years

Will it be okay to remain anonymous on Twitter if you're contributing to Christian Porter's blind trust?

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2 years

Any journalist in Australia still backing Scott Morrison is as good at their job as he is at his.

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4 years

Attacking Daniel Andrews through his dead father. That one's straight out of the Liberal Party playbook.

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3 years

As of today we no longer have a Family Court in Australia because the Morrison Government needs Pauline Hanson’s support, and she wants the court shut down for denying her son access to his children due to a history of sexual violence. Yeah sure Scott Morrison gets it now.

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5 years

When I was a kid, a Federal government minister resigned because he hadn't declared a teddy bear to customs. Angus Taylor used a forged document to attack his political opponents & the media are falling over themselves to excuse it. And they wonder what happened to press freedom.

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4 years

In February this year I posted some comments on my personal Twitter account about Miranda Devine being a vicious, lying bully who uses her position solely to promote hatred and division. I stand by those comments.

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4 years

Wow. 100k likes. It warms my heart to see there are so many wombat fans out there.

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A refugee who was tortured in Sri Lanka, is legally blind, has an acquired brain injury and is diagnosed with schizophrenia is now in his tenth year of immigration detention. Your husband is far worse than any monster Mrs Dutton.

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@vmford They’re marsupials actually, and their ancestors were even bigger.

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3 years

As the Delta variant of COVID-19 continues to spread, the time has come for Australians to accept that they are going to need to learn to live without LNP governments.

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3 years

Who'd have thought a contract to build submarines organised by Christopher Pyne would go tits up?

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5 years

I nominate this headline as the most offensive, shit I've ever seen in a Murdoch publication.

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4 years

If Bob Hawke was PM today he’d have hammered out a deal with employers to retain most workers. He’d have hammered out a deal with utilities companies to lower their rates. And any minister caught lying would be out on their arse. It’s the things Morrison isn’t doing that matters.

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The thing about acts of charity like the one you're cosplaying here @ScottMorrisonMP , is that they're necessary because of the failure of your government to address poverty in this country.

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Watching Scott Morrison slowly drown in his own bullshit would be a lot more cathartic if he wasn't dragging the rest of the nation down with him.

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3 years

Today is the day Scott Morrison said we’d all be vaccinated by.

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What the shitting fuck is this Australian media?

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We are governed by a fucking billboard.

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2 years

Clearly objective journalism is on strike today.

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1 year

Hey @PeterDutton_MP , seeing how your wanting more detail on stuff, how about a nice long chat about the $423 million contract you gave to Paladin without a tendering process?

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2 years

Okay, so Scott Morrison did attend a Hillsong event in 2019 but the prime minister insists he's not Scott Morrison.

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5 years

With $14,000 you can pay for a round-the-world cruise ticket. With $15,000 you can pay for a round-the-world first-class airfare. With $22,003 you can pay for @D_LittleproudMP 's expenses claim for travelling from Warwick to Toowoomba on June 4. A distance of 84kms. #auspol

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Is there anything more repugnant than a member of Parliament getting a $230k salary plus expense claims from a system he compares to Nazi Germany?

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3 years

If Alan Tudge thinks teaching kids about the ANZACS will make them want to fight in a war he clearly doesn’t have a clue about what went down at Gallipoli.

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4 years

"Australia when it was founded as a settlement, as New South Wales, was on the basis that there'd be no slavery...It was a pretty brutal place, but there was no slavery in Australia." - Scott Morrison Hold my beer...(1/7)

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4 years

The Australian government has generously donated $2 million to Lebanon. Meanwhile they've spent over $80 million locking up a family on Christmas Island. Very Scott Morrison.

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5 years

Congratulations to @ScottMorrisonMP on becoming the first Australian PM to lose a vote of the floor of the HoR since 1929. And he didn't even have the Great Depression to help him.

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I still insist that John Howard was the worst PM this country has had, but I'll accept that Scott Morrison was probably the worst person to be an Australian PM.

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3 months

Before he joined the ABC David Speers' job was reading a Sky News autocue. Since joining the ABC David Speers' job has been reading a Sky News autocue.

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8 months

Trying to pass off a pretentious, vexatious, right-wing schoolkid as the voice of Australian youth in support of some chickenshit Liberal Party headline grab is a tactic so pathetically transparent that even Newscorp stopped doing it a decade ago.

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2 years

If you want to see how Scott Morrison got away with running the most corrupt government in Australian history look no further than how surprised the media are every time it's brought to light.

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6 years

We have a really decent Prime Minister in this country. It's a pity she has to go back to New Zealand soon.

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4 years

Congratulations to @AngusTaylorMP on three consecutive weeks of not being the government’s biggest liability.

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3 years

My youngest child just told me that every story should have an elephant of surprise. And I couldn't agree more.

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3 years

How about a game show where two teams of journalists are given a story about a hotel quaraneen security guard with COVID-19 but don't get told if it's in NSW or Victoria? The journalists then have to decide whether or not it's the Premier's fault.

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Okay, just so I’ve got this straight. Cheating at sport is wrong and anyone caught doing it should resign immediately. Cheating on corporate taxes, parliamentary expense claims, bank fees and the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, is more of a grey area.

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4 years

In case anyone is wondering what Tony Abbott's services to Indigenous Australians are: (1/5)

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It's been nearly a week since Morrison, Perrottet and Hazzard urged people to take personal responsibility, and still none of them have resigned.

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5 years

Putting together a list of organisations that are more extreme than the Greens. So far I’ve got: White supremacists One Nation Former members of One Nation IPA Sky News The rest of the New Corp media The National Party Most of the Liberal Party Channel 7 The Footy Show

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The relentlessly vicious and underhand campaign being run against Brittany Higgins, Lisa Wilkinson amd Katy Gallagher has convinced me beyond all doubt that Bruce Lehrmann is guilty. And that those in the media campaigning on his behalf are no better than him.

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Peter Dutton can now arrest and interrogate 14 year old kids, or place a listening device on your car without a warrant, but he still can't answer any questions about the Ruby Princess.

New spy laws would see teen arrests, easier tracking

www.9news.com.au

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6 years

Early days I know, but I'm calling it. This PM is even more crap than the last two.

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4 years

Fucking disgraceful.

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There can be no greater endorsement of how good a premier Daniel Andrews was than the hatred he inspired from News Corp employees.

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4 years

This is a highly controversial opinion I know but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the current Australian team under @ScottMorrisonMP is the greatest team of bullshitters this nation has ever produced. Greater even than Howard's '96 Invincibles.

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2 years

None of the things @AlboMP announced in his budget reply are going to cost Australia as much Scott Morrison's government not doing those things have cost.

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Barakah nuclear plant cost $45 billion to build. Construction began in 2009 with one of it's four reactors is still not opperational. The UAE is yet to provide a plan for how it intends to dispose of future nuclear waste. We would need at least 10 of these just to power NSW.

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A signed legal document from Scott Morrison isn't that big a deal. Just ask the French.

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Morrison prepared to sign statutory declaration denying he used race in bid for seat

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I used to think @rachelbaxendale was a terrible journalist but I now realise she's just a terrible person.

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6 months

Gerry Harvey can get fucked.

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2 years

You can understand Angus Taylor's frustration. Every week he spends in Opposition is another million bucks in federal government grants his family is missing out on.

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6 years

London hasn't had a visitor as welcome as Donald Trump since the Luftwaffe in 1940.

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4 years

Victoria has now experienced 100 consecutive days of shithouse media coverage.

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5 years

@abcnews If what you call the Alt-Left got their way everyone would have free healthcare, free education and a living wage. If the Alt-Right got their way everyone else would be dead.

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Scott Morrison has left parliament the same way he entered it. Full of shit.

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I'll take Paul Keating's vision and understanding of Australia's potential over the contempt and rank opportunism of a thug like Dutton thanks.

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It's a myth that businesses know what's best for the economy. Most don't give a damn about any business but their own, or anyone's profits but their own. And they don't give a damn about those profits beyond the next quarter. They're the last people to consult on the economy.

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4 years

Boris Johnson is now out of ICU. Which he owes entirely to the fact that the National Health Service treated him the exact opposite of how his government have treated them.

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2 years

I doubt I'll ever live to see anything as ironic as the likes of Pauline Hanson, Tim Smith and the Murdoch press demanding people show more respect and manners again.

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3 years

So basically @ScottMorrisonMP came to Melbourne to wave the vaccine in out faces then buggered off again?

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5 months

The one golden rule of politics, all politics, for all time: the weaker they are, the crueller they are.

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2 years

@barriecassidy No I think this is the first time ASIO has publicly identified the Australian government as a threat to our national security.

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Tony Abbott turned out to be exactly the sort of man you would expect George Pell's mentoring to produce.

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5 years

If the far-left got what they wanted everyone would have access to healthcare, education, a living wage and a clean environment. If the far-right got what they wanted everyone else would be dead. @PeterDutton_MP thinks those two things are as bad as each other.

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