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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
8 months
And here I thought Karen was being delulu when she said Juan’s other woman looked like her 😭 #RHOP
@SeddieWeddie
✨꧁༺𝓮𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓷𝓪𝓵 𝓼𝓮𝓭𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮༻꧂🌞
8 months
Wait she actually looks like Karen Huger? Down to the mole placement?! #rhop
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
7 months
I wish I was just eating at a restaurant somewhere next to housewives arguing with eachother. That would be one of the best days of my life tbh
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
5 months
I have a theory..I think PK set the robbery up as part of an insurance scam without Dorits knowledge and that’s why he can’t connect with her PTSD because he knows she was in no real danger
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
5 months
Juan Dixon would make a good traitor on The Traitors because that man convinced his own wife he was a faithful #rhop
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
3 months
Omg 💀💀
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
1 year
I can get why people think Ariana chasing every $ right now is getting corny but on the podcast she said her main goal is to become financially independent & own her own home so I can see why shes hustling while the story is hot..she might not always get these opportunities
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
6 months
Now that I’ve processed it I have something to say.. RHOSLC finale > Scandoval
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
1 year
Ariana-Call her Daddy podcast recap thread (for those who are interested but can’t stand the host 🙃)
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
6 months
You called me a pornography
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@BravoTV
Bravo
6 months
2023 was iconic ⭐️ What were the best Bravo quotes this year?
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
1 year
@NickCannon Im not sure if you’re aware but if this is some baby announcement it’s no longer “big news” to us
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
4 months
People can be a bad person but still make a great housewife.
@bravobuddies
bravobuddies
4 months
Tell me your unpopular housewives opinions 😈
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
8 months
If the housewives were a comic book
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
2 months
I wonder how Brocks daughter Winter Sky feels about her estranged dad naming his new kid Summer Moon & having the same birthday as her. What on earth was going thru Scheanas mind when she scheduled her c-section the same day to ensure they shared a bday? Kids cant be “replaced”
@realitea_queen
realitea queen
2 months
father of three, parent to one #PumpRules
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
2 years
I still remember when Brittany had issues with Taylor sitting on her own HOH bed and that will never sit right with me #bb24
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
3 months
QUICK! Someone check on Scheana how is she handling this? #PumpRules
@nosmokenomore
Bye Wig Hello Drama
3 months
Ariana Madix may finally be moving out of the house she shares with Tom Sandoval. #PumpRules
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
4 months
This woman is a damn menace and I need her on The traitors, house of villains, something pronto. If she’s not on your fantasy cast for these shows you guys are watching the wrong sh*t
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
9 months
Alright fine, I love her again this season 😭 #RHOSLC
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
6 months
Gypsy Rose Blanchard spotted leaving Sonja’s townhouse
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
1 year
I have a feeling some of the newer VPR fans would’ve been clutching their pearls over this lol
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
3 months
I really feel like a Brock leaving his kids in another country and having another child with someone and naming her something very similar to the child he left (first daughter Winter second Summer) just got looked over? Maybe he should sit this out #PumpRules
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
3 months
If you had no issues with Luke Combs remaking Fast Car then you should have no issues with Beyoncé remaking Jolene
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@RealityLindsey
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1 year
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@fcukeveryname
Fuck Every Name
4 years
fuck raquel
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
3 months
Imagine hating me and I’m too wrapped up in my “dumb little bravo shows” to care
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
6 months
Mauricio giving creepy old guy at the college parties 😕
@esteco2
esteco 🍑 💎 🌺 🍎 🍝 🩺🦩 🍊 🛥 🍸
6 months
Mauricio does Aspen a little bit differently now #RHOBH
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
5 months
A lot of fans ruin the show by taking everything so seriously and not allowing others to have a different opinion besides their own. Not every housewife needs to be fired because they are unliked
@dorindadeadly
Dorinda Deadly
5 months
What’s one opinion on ‘Real Housewives’ that will have you like this?
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
5 months
The duo I never knew I needed 😍 #TheTraitorsUS
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
2 years
Taylor is seriously so Kind. Shes consistently showing these people kindness even when they have shown her they don’t deserve it. Here she is showing Kyle compassion today. Her heart is so pure and I hope CBS gives her a huge apology after this #bb24
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
1 month
I’m only on season 2 but I feel so bad for her. The only one to give her a chance was Craig. Meanwhile everyone is treating her like a child and nobody finds it weird that this old ass man is so into her?
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
5 months
Once you realize that Larsa genuinely is just DELUSIONAL she becomes funnier I PROMISE. I used to hate her too
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
5 months
When she’s on season 3 of The Traitors and calls someone’s fav a bobble head then what?!
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
1 year
Anyway now that I’ve dropped Ashley this is my new team 😍 #rhop
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
3 months
Can we all admit now that Katie was right when she said Jo was cracked or whatever because…😵‍💫
@realitea_queen
realitea queen
3 months
Jo on Tom Schwartz (T$)🥴 #PumpRules
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
4 months
CT being the only man left cracks me up. He’s everybody’s castle daddy #TheTraitorsUS
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
7 months
Please don’t jump me but I love Dorinda Medley she’s one of my favorite little housewife demons 😭
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
9 months
#RHOSLC is better without Jen Shah 🤷‍♀️..the group meshes better together, there isn’t an elephant in the room that people are avoiding, & the overall vibe is so much more fun
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
2 months
As a day one Katie fan I have always hated Katie and Schwartz together so why all of a sudden am I loving their solo scenes and loving their one on one interactions lmaooo #pumprules
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
4 months
Can we please stop pretending Jax and Brittany broke up when it’s so painfully obvious it’s a PR stunt right before their show airs to get people interested lol that woman isn’t leaving him let’s be real 😭
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
1 month
What’s with these bravo men making the women leave the house 😭
@The_Lowerlevel
Fancy Drew | Bravo Archive
1 month
Michelle says she moved out the house because Jesse wouldn’t leave. 🏠💔 She had asked if she could stay, but says that he was “very angry” and ultimately felt that it was her decision to divorce, so she should leave the home. #TheValley
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
2 years
@GarcelleB @GossipInformer I’m confused in the confessional Dorit said she was sick to her stomach when Erika said it the first time now she’s laughing at it with Kyle? I applaud Crystal for getting your kid out of that situation as fast as she could even though you guys haven’t been on best of terms
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
1 year
Now that Kim zolciak wasted everyone’s time can we please stop acting like we want her back on RHOA?
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
5 days
Let's not forget bravo let Tom Sandoval continue filming while literally being sued by a former cast member for revenge p*rn. If bravo punishes Kenya and suspends her I can't help but feel like their bias is showing
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
4 months
When I’m at the hospital minding my business watching RHOM and the nurse comes in and says “these shows are ridiculous” and all I can think is
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
7 months
Idk it just looks like what a woman would look like if they let themselves age naturally without surgery, fillers and facetune to me 🤷‍♀️
@joyrosenberg
JR- bravo addict
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
2 months
I kind of think Schwartz is embarrassed by Jo but only when he brings her out around other people. I think he’s probably 100% himself when it’s just her and him and maybe it brings out insecurities when he has her in a group setting. #PumpRules
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
3 months
Gonna start shahs of sunset to see if I understand the MJ hype
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
2 years
Im sorry but DJ crockpots hatred for Taylor should be a huge red flag for his wife b/c WHY? Why is this man holding onto this much resentment for a woman he just met at the beginning of summer? Like are none of his loved ones telling him how ridiculous he’s coming across? #bb24
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
2 months
Honestly just give Faith her money. They did that girl dirty I always said it was gonna take someone with an actual case against bravo to bl*w this entire thing up & Faith definitely has one
@nosmokenomore
Bye Wig Hello Drama
2 months
Faith is accusing Lala Kent of pulling a knife on her and threatening to “cut a b*tch.” Lala denies it and says the allegations have left her “stunned.” But Stassi, back in 2020, told a brief story on her podcast and said: “OH, Lala pulled a knife out on [Faith], on camera this
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
7 months
Maybe an unpopular opinion? I think its ok for Kyle Richards to quit drinking without coming out as an alcoholic. As someone who has alcoholism in my family, I am hypersensitive to that and rarely drink myself. We know it runs in Kyle’s family maybe she didnt want it to go there
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
1 year
Just fyi..THIS is the Ariana I need activated at the reunion when she comes for Raquel #PumpRules
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
2 months
Ok he’s hot
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
1 month
Monique when she pulls out her traitor evidence
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
28 days
Two people that did not match eachothers freak
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
1 year
…..whose gonna tell Jax that James is the number one guy in the group?👀
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
1 year
I know this is from last night but I love when James Kennedy does his American accents 😭🤣
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
5 months
I don’t ever @ celebs/reality stars but this is an important message.. @Andy PLEASE skip past the questions about Suttons esophagus during the reunion I think I speak for a majority if not all the fan base when I say we no longer care or never did care to begin with 😭
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
7 months
Housewives who I find insanely gorgeous 😍 I don’t even like all these women but I can’t lie about their face card (this is just a few off the top of my head I am sure there are more)
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
1 year
So I think I’m finally stoned enough to get my unpopular HW opinion off my chest but please don’t drag me too hard cause I mean this in the most respectful way possible lol..I just do not understand the Lisa Barlow hype 😩
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
5 months
Honestly Married to Medicine might’ve been Phaedra’s redemption arc because she’s kind of everything on The Traitors 😍
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
3 months
Ok I know we hate him too but Jax 5 minutes in with him roasting Sandoval about his nail polish and everything else he can think of and I’m cracking up I can’t help it 💀 #PumpRules
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
3 months
The only complaint that I have about Vanderpump Villa is that they put it on Hulu instead of peacock it would make more sense to me to put it on the platform all the other bravo shows are on especially with how good it is
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
6 months
Scheana and Lala being friends with Sandoval still (when he was the one actually IN the relationship) while making terrible ass diss songs about Rachel is NOT the serve they think it is
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lindsey
1 year
I don’t care for Paulie just as much as the next person but it’s time to admit that him and Cara would’ve made a much better ride or die pair than 95% of what they casted this season for The Challenge smh.
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
23 days
Unpopular opinion but I find him to be over hyped and I think a lot of people only like him because the rest of the men (besides Jesse) on his cast are so terrible 🫣..if he were on a cast w/ more redeemable men I think he’d be more of an after thought
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
3 months
Honestly I think they could get rid of Pump Rules after this season & merge that cast in with The Valley & Vanderpump Villa. If you think about it with Pump Rules restaurant closing it makes sense to make this season “an end of an era”. Vanderpump Villa is really refreshing
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
1 month
When Scheana makes a sandwich shop called “Something about me” then what?! Disclaimer-this is sarcasm don’t take me seriously
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@buffys
3 months
what’s an insult you’ll never forget? 😭
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lindsey
1 year
Whose someone toxic on bravo that you can’t help but be entertained by? I have several but at the moment for me it’s James Kennedy lol
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
2 years
I’m sorry but I need to see them on a 2nd chance season 🤞🏼 #bb24
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
2 months
I finally have a toxic bravo man to Stan 😍 he’s a fcking mess but I love him 😭 (I’m just getting into summer house I’m late to the party I know😂)
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
2 months
I have an unpopular (maybe) opinion about #PumpRules . I think LVP is pushing the Sandoval narrative on Scheana & lala. We saw her do this briefly early in the season with her conversation with scheana. I think Lala & Scheana know Ariana is getting bigger than the show & Sandoval
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
1 year
I love how HW twitter almost never agrees on anything but we all seem to collectively agree that Kim Richards is an icon 💜
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
1 year
I have to be completely honest..I do not understand the fans going to Sandovals shows to be team Ariana. I mean aren’t they technically still supporting him when they’re paying for their ticket to his show just to yell “team Ariana?”..I just don’t get it lol 🤷‍♀️
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
6 months
I have to have open heart surgery in the morning and I am alone and scared shitless. I wish I didn’t have to do this by myself 🙁
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
26 days
No housewives cast trip will ever be worse than Ashley’s chicken shit bingo trip idk
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
7 months
Theres a girl I know irl every time she gets drunk (every day)she puts ALL her business on fb & when she sobers up she gets mad that people are talking about her business & makes posts saying to stay out of her business..its like ma’am the call is coming from inside the house😭
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
9 months
Heather without Jen shah is a vibe and I’m not sorry for it 🤗
@RealityLindsey
lindsey
9 months
Alright fine, I love her again this season 😭 #RHOSLC
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lindsey
1 year
Why do Ariana haters care so much that she’s on The View or Good Morning America or whatever else she’s doing lol y’all realize you don’t have to watch her interviews right? 🤦‍♀️
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
2 months
Since getting my mom into housewives a few months ago, this is definitely the funniest text I have gotten from her yet 💀
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
3 months
People harassing the rest of the Nick stars that havent spoken up yet to speak is exactly why abuse victims dont speak up & so many offenders get away. Havent these people been thru enough? Who are you to force them to relive their trauma before theyre ready? Smh #QuietOnTheSet
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
2 years
Kenya looked so good during her lunch with Sheree😍 #RHOA
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
2 months
So let me get this straight..we were all ready to boycott The Valley because we thought the Brittany & Jax separation was fake news only for us all to actually get into it and now we aren’t getting a reunion? What the hell bravo
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
1 year
The people who are all “but what about Kristen,Scheana,James,LaLa,& Ariana they all cheated too drag them too” annoy me bc y’all tell us to move on from Scandoval which just happened this year but want us to keep bringing up something from 10 years ago? Make up your minds!
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
2 years
This week for Joseph I hope he gets the edit he should’ve got all season. Like do the casuals even know about his birthday and how we all stayed up all night while he made fajitas and made attempts to talk to Taylor? It just doesn’t seem right if they don’t know #BB24
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lindsey
9 months
We will never forget 😕 #bb25
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lindsey
6 months
I never thought I’d say this but I’m only watching RHOBH for Erika Jayne
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lindsey
5 months
My core 4
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
4 months
This has been fun so I’ll do one more
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@JidanSekh
𝙈𝙧𝙕𝙚𝙙💫
4 months
Trigger an entire fanbase by using this image
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
2 months
Pls this is so funny not Kyle saying “she wanted to bang me and she couldn’t so she banged my dad” cause this dude Hannah is with looks like an older version of him 💀
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
7 days
Hear me out..bring them both back on the same season when Jen gets out 👀
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lindsey
11 months
Exclusive footage of the RHOP fight
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
10 months
So they test for roids but don’t test for pregnancies? 🤔 the math ain’t mathin idk
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
4 months
You know what..fck it! *mutes tweet so yall can argue with the wall 😭*
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
4 months
I have one that would get me dragged real bad but I don’t think I’m ready to wake that up yet lol
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lindsey
1 year
Hot take maybe but they’re both gorgeous and deserve better than Tom.
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@mcrvin
Marvin
1 year
She’s prettier than Ariana and that’s why y’all are SO mad 😭😭😭
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Dorinda after she cooks and cleans for the entire castle and they banish her anyway
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lindsey
1 year
Me when I see people trying to “drag” us for talking about Vanderpump rules because they’re annoyed instead of just ignoring us and saving their algorithm 🙃..for people who are annoyed by us the more you comment the more twitter will make you see it lol just saying 🤷‍♀️
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
1 year
Guys I still can’t get over 40 year old stinky cocky cock LMAO I absolutely love it when James is activated and insults with his funny little insults they live in my brain rent free 🤣
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
3 months
Ok be nice to me because this is just a ~theory~ but I think they are in love and will never truly be happy until they admit that and just be together but that’ll never happen so they’ll both just continue to be miserable and treat women like shit (more Sandoval with this one)🫣
@RealityLindsey
lindsey
3 months
I have a theory about the Tom’s but I’m not sure if I’m ready to talk about it yet lol I don’t wanna get dragged 😭
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
1 year
No cause this entire scene gagged me I can’t lie 😭💀 #RHOM
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lindsey
6 months
Hi this is Lindsey’s friend Nicole the dr just came in and said they got the old artificial valve removed that was causing her issues and they are getting ready to put the new one in. They said surgery should take about 4-5 hours total so she should be in recovery in 3 hours
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@RealityLindsey
lindsey
6 months
Category is- Housewives I used to hate but recently changed my mind on
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