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Scientists at Princeton University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Eve, the first human woman created by God, may have looked

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@PicturesFoIder Plastic surgeons make pretty people look ugly

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@InternetH0F Rare post that had me in the first and second half

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@PicturesFoIder This is why it’s important to not listen to everything you read on the internet Skin to skin contact is very good for a child

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@InternetH0F He knows she’s gonna eat off his plate and he wanted to get his fix in first Not all heros wear capes

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@InternetH0F This is wholesome unless it’s in Alabama

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@InternetH0F Kids really have an imagination 😂

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@InternetH0F I love when people have a good sense of humor

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@PicturesFoIder Why is this literally every bus seat ever?

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@PicturesFoIder Bro didn’t lose anything He gained back the next few months of paying and treating someone who didn’t care for him

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@PicturesFoIder The entitlement people have is so sad “I have 50,000 followers on IG” Bro no one cares 🤦🏽‍♂️

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@PicturesFoIder Those two people are the heroes we deserve They saw her recording and walked in the way to tell her this ain’t that kinda gym

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@InternetH0F Advertisements

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@PicturesFoIder Side effects include not being able to season your chicken and having to apologize for your privilege

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@InternetH0F To be fair they didn’t have to stop to talk to him lol

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@PicturesFoIder Here are the sizes so we can still decide not to say them

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@PicturesFoIder I would never fully recover if someone reacted like this to my presence

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@HumansNoContext Pizza on pineapple >>>

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@InternetH0F Do I look high?

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@PicturesFoIder These blind acts of selflessness are what keep my faith in humanity so high Hero 🫡

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@PicturesFoIder I watched this multiple times and can confidently say it’s #1

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@rawsalerts W for Texas Content like this is poison to your brain

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@InternetH0F I’m sorry but I don’t trust anyone enough to do this

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@InternetH0F This is a great example of Quality > Quantity

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@DailyLoud This teacher is a genius The class is probably actually learning now or completely silent cause they don’t know what else to say

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@greg16676935420 @PicturesFoIder Use me as a “Zuck wins” button

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@PicturesFoIder I love paying for doctors to tell me why don’t you come back and pay me again so I can maybe help you then

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@PicturesFoIder “Let this be a lesson to you not to invite people you don’t like to your wedding” Well duh 🤦🏽‍♂️

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@PicturesFoIder This is why everyone is ok with banning TikTok

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@InternetH0F This is why education is a scam 💀

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@PicturesFoIder Best defense I’ve seen

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@PicturesFoIder This Uber looking a little different

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@InternetH0F I am who I am

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@PicturesFoIder I would never fully recover if someone had this reaction to me

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@elonmusk Baby Musk approves of this meme 😂

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@PicturesFoIder This this this.

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@CultureCrave Rare Florida W But also how does one enforce this? I remember signing up for stuff as if I was an adult when I was younger

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@ayeejuju That and the fact that the flash button isn’t actually the flash

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@Dexerto You mean Kendrick’s house?

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@PicturesFoIder Shake your head

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@InternetH0F Go for the interviewer’s job

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@InternetH0F When you want McDonalds but your mom says you have it at home

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@PicturesFoIder Men in shower

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@PicturesFoIder I can’t unsee this

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@PicturesFoIder Always gotta check on yourself

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Barbie releases their “San Francisco Barbie” What do you think?

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@InternetH0F And this is why education is so important We just need to start teaching people common sense over all the other random electives

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@InternetH0F IYKYK

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@Cobratate Well said He’s playing chess not checkers

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I blended greg and Zuck and I can’t unsee this 😭

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@Dexerto Beats the alternative

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@InternetH0F Memeing is a love language Sounds like she dodged a bullet fr

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@InternetH0F Mama knows best

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@PicturesFoIder What a woman means when she says stuff like “nothing” or “I’m fine”, a book:

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@PicturesFoIder If you ever try crying back at a crying baby they stop and just look up at you confused 😂

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@PicturesFoIder The irony 💀

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@RockstarGames We can finally start a new trilogy

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@InternetH0F Does that mean they win the money no matter what?

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@elonmusk A look into Gemini backend code:

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This is genius 🤣

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@InternetH0F This is how you need to look at life Satirically and enjoy the everyday 🤣

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@elonmusk You can tell someone paid to have this written Wokipedia for sure

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@Cobratate If you base your life on someone’s opinion on the internet you’re retarded

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@PicturesFoIder This immediately made me think of Blockbuster End of an era fr 😢

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@greg16676935420 @PicturesFoIder Also the worst when the ad runs in perfect quality but the video doesn’t

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@ShamsCharania The game is bigger than basketball Praying for Jimmy and his family 🙏🏽

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@greg16676935420 I think it’s for cleaning hot dogs too

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@InternetH0F It’s like saying 5 cows per farm 10 farms -> 10(5) cows so 50 0 farms -> 5(0) cows so 0

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@elonmusk It’s very under reported But the fact that I can talk about something and see ads for it soon after means WhatsApp isn’t the only thing recording & selling our voice data

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@CarreraGeorgia Woah I didn’t know makeup existed back then

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@elonmusk @ThierryBreton @X @DigitalEU Community notes single-handedly negates the first claim he made above

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@PicturesFoIder Nah I’m good with this

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@elonmusk Why are we like this?

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@PicturesFoIder Gotta see who’s there for me

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@PicturesFoIder Rumor has it the boat is still going to this day

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@InternetH0F It has nothing to do with race I don’t care what color you are I don’t want you walking into my house unless your invited inside

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@PicturesFoIder How memes will look like for the next 7 years:

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@InternetH0F Me: I want it! My mom: We HaVe It aT hOmE

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@PicturesFoIder History is awesome when you learn it through memes

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@PicturesFoIder How to never get another True/False question wrong

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@PicturesFoIder Thanks to this today I learned customizable card covers exist 😂

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@greg16676935420 Jim Cramer gets it

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Steak dinner anyone?

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@PicturesFoIder At first I thought yikes 😬 Then he kept talking And kept talking And kept talking Man just take the L and move on lol

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@elonmusk @SpaceX For comparison this was the launch pad after the last launch Major improvement congrats!

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@PicturesFoIder IYKYK

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@InternetH0F Meanwhile in America

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@InternetH0F Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down

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@PicturesFoIder She belongs to the streets

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@elonmusk Bidenomics at play The question is what can we do to stop this?

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@greg16676935420 @elonmusk @finkd Zucks immediate reaction:

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@PicturesFoIder Wait a minute you look familiar

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@PicturesFoIder Friend: “You live in the suburbs?” Them: “No the suburbs live around us” Friend: “Huh?!”

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@PicturesFoIder If you don’t have an internal dialogue you’re an NPC 🤷🏽‍♂️

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@InternetH0F Don’t pick up!

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@PicturesFoIder Not 30 but this seems accurate

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@InternetH0F Interviewer: Why do you want this job Me: Cause I need money to live wtf kinda question is this

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@PicturesFoIder ?????

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“You want censorship so bad you can taste it” - @elonmusk This was the best part of the interview by far 🤣

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@PicturesFoIder Meanwhile me when I see a bee

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