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Writer/Director - #BillsMafia - ‘SOTA Raised - Colorado L-I-V-I-N - Reluctant Digital Lemming

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Want a distraction from politics? #Horror #CreatureFeature 👀
@DreadPresents
DREAD - An Epic Pictures Genre Label
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Is Bigfoot out there? Or is it a HOAX, available now on @tubi !
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Meanwhile…in Orchard Park #BillsMafia
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Seven ‘Go Bills’ while boarding my flight from Denver to Detroit. #BillsMafia is MOUNTING UP
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@EverestToday That’s not an avalanche, it’s a glacier collapsing
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@cassiosxs @Variety Show me where JK publicly slandered AR. Otherwise your last point is just a forced whatabout pivot.
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@KXPriestess @BrianRiccard33 There is an easy fix - have a stronger fan base.
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Meanwhile…in Orchard Park #GoBills
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Lost in the news of who’s not on the field, was the best news of today - John Murphy WAS!
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@gameswithnames @RobGronkowski @Edelman11 I’m glad you two find a cheap shot to the back of someone’s spine funny.
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10 months
Think I’m going to have a Patty Meltdown for lunch tmrw. #GoBills
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10 months
NFL Network just gave props to @DelReid and @26shirts - Take Another Bow, Sir! #BillsMafia
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@UberHansen Protecting the amazing culture and locker room this team has developed. A reminder that OBJ burned his way off 2 of the 3 teams he’s played for..
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@cassiosxs @Variety You didn’t answer my question. You assume my politics and who I like. To be clear - I don’t like the guy who thinks he can say anything. And other hosts have slammed Democrats. It goes as the cycle of late night goes.. Why even interject politics? Is that related to slander?
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@RamsNFL Well, this didn’t age well.
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@cassiosxs @Variety And, I’m not defending JK, beyond that he didn’t slander, nor do I know/care much about him. You however, seem to be deflecting from AR or somehow trying to equate things, while making an us/them statement that is unnecessary, divisive, and not at issue.
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BIG BUBS
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@TWolvesLead The player that delivered MN to the playoffs is hardly the worst thing to happen to the franchise.
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@karinkirk_mt @EverestToday It’s the misleading header that I take issue with, like “Hey, check out this amazing avalanche footage” instead of providing the full context. A lot of folks in this world depend on water from the Himalayan runoff, A LOT, and it’s going away..
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@SNFonNBC @Chiefs @BuffaloBills Gotta get in one last Mahomes slobber before this stat doesn’t apply, eh?
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@_wegotthejaz Enjoy your misguided laugh. Daddy is Coming..
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Where would you rather be?
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“Forget it, he’s rolling..”
@BuffaloBills
Buffalo Bills
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Someone's gotta tell Stef his shirt is on backwards. 🤣 #GoBills | #BillsMafia
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@mustbemarisa87 Dearest Dolphins Empty-Stadium Nation, Focus on today’s L. Get used to that feeling. Sincerely, Bills Mafia
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2 years
Earn?
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Ian Rapoport
2 years
The #Chiefs earn the No. 1 seed in the AFC playoffs, along with a bye and the possibility of hosting the title game. Or playing at a neutral site.
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@BuffaloBills @HighmarkStadm PLEASE do the STEPS, too!
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9 months
@TuaLutherKingJr All the nasty sh$t you spouting on here says how you feel about the asswhoopin that’s coming for the Fish.
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6 months
Offseason Weck at Old Fashioned Italian Deli, Littleton CO #GoBills
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8 months
The following day, W or L.
@KaJedBuffalo
Hercules Mulligan
8 months
Hey BILLS Mafia, After every season, after that last heartbreaking loss, do you wear your Bills stuff again? Serious question.
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Getting rough in OP! While trudging back from O’Neils with dinner, had a complete stranger pull over to give me a ride down the street. I fucking love this town. #CityOfGoodNeighbors #GoBills
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10 months
Team was 7-6 before going on this tear, just sayin..
@BillsVhs
BillsVHS📼
10 months
Wrapping up the #ByeWeek filled with the Bills Greatest Moments 2021 Wildcard Weekend The seven TDs on offense were great, but the play of the day belonged to Hyde #GoBills
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💯 “Somewhere out there is THE (PIT), and he hungry tonight..”
@NoShaveDaveee
NoShaveDave (shortbusdaveszn)
8 months
The construction pit is definitely my favorite Bills twitter inside joke.
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Sacrifice the pop-tart to the pit!!!!!
@BuffaloBills
Buffalo Bills
9 months
A dream come true. #GoBills | #BillsMafia
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Me, trying to be @Glenn_Goodberry
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@DDawkins66 Just wait till those Newbies run out of the tunnel at 1-0 for MNF..
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@J9Talley Anyone who unfollows for your being honest knows little about what the Talleys mean to Buffalo.
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9 months
Boarded for Buffalo! Will be rooting around Orchard Park all weekend, if any #BillsMafia wanna meet up. LFGOOOO
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2 years
‘The entire (Mafia) was turned on..’
@Bob_Prinz
Bob 🤙🏼☕️
2 years
Shouldn’t this be in the window of every #BillsMafia household? 😂
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One of the best sequels of all time!
@TrickorTreat831
TrickorTreat Studios
11 months
Halloween 2 was released on this day in 1981. Did you think it was a worthy sequel?🎃
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At home, recovering. Where is your decency?
@atensnut
Juanita Broaddrick
2 years
Where is Damar Hamlin?
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@JessicaLilly419 I’ve been randomly giggling all day, can feel what’s coming.. #GoBills
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@KevinAdams26 TO THE PIT with you, Sir! #GoBills
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Feeling some #BillsMafia PRIDE RN 👏
@Joanna_716_
JoJo
8 months
Aweeeee 💕 Letter from a Steeler’s fan to Bills mafia
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Meanwhile..in Orchard Park #BillsMafia
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Will Fish fans disappear after their season ends tonight, or will they continue to rant about Buffalo in fits of misplaced anger?
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@HoldenFord11 @JA17Bills Clearly they don’t teach grace, class, or empathy where you’re from.
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@_SoCalDolfan__ Daddy is Coming..
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Meanwhile…in Orchard Park #BillsMafia
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@xpxrxbx Yes! All tribes have been summoned, and a council of Bills Elders has gathered to select a Tribute.. #FeedThePit
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@LordSteerpike ‘From Hell’ has a solid look
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Home in CO after a crazy 10-day experience in snowy Buffalo. Sitting at the desk with only my thoughts..because I can’t talk without sounding like I’m going through puberty again.. Left it all on the field. #BillsMafia #GoBills
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Happy Friday #BillsMafia ! Since it’s bye week & spooky season, I’m gonna shout a shameless plug into the void, and see if folks could #CircleTheWagons for an throwback indie horror flick I directed.. #SupportIndieFilm #Horror
@DreadCentral
Dread Central
5 years
The truth can kill. See how in HOAX, available now on Amazon Prime.
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2 years
TRUST THE PROGRESS 🙏
@4JoshReed
Josh Reed
2 years
Just spoke with Damar Hamlin’s uncle. Damar was originally on 100% oxygen and is now down to 50%. Says the family is hanging in there. He thanked Bills fans, and Bengals fans and asked for continued prayers
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@PauleyMaj @janemarielynch What do you think those numbers would look like if we’d experienced a successful unconstitutional coup??
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9 months
@EdwinSphere Ignorant take, while taking shots at McD and JA17. -Josh broke an NFL record -Cook surely got another game ball -Did you notice it was raining? Probably a more likely factor for going run-heavy than your narrative on McD and Josh #GoBills
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Coming to grips that I may be stuck in this motel room for a minute.. File under: unwise things I do for our football team. #Billsmafia
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@mccrabb_will Taking the risk so others don’t have to. Classy move.
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2 years
BURN IT ALL WIN IT ALL
@CampyVB
🦬Campy Campbell🦬 🇺🇦
2 years
I care less about KC being gifted our #1 seed than I do that Damar tweeted and posted to Instagram within the last hour. That matters more. A LOT more. #BillsMafia
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@jayz0r0621 GO BILLS
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@BillsMafiaBabes Takes a special man to pull off those colors, and he it.
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@Glenn_Goodberry @MarleeTuskesTV The Pit must be respected…and fed. #FeedThePit
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7 months
Today is a reminder to all the “Cap isn’t real” peeps why they aren’t NFL GMs.
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2 years
If Diggs is upset about recent playoff exits, why is he hinting at Dallas? I get that his bro is there, but the Cowboys have been worse in the playoffs lately than Buffalo.
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@GinaWantADonut Agree. Sadly, this kind of stuff will only cause Bills players to pull back accessibility.
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Hey @nfl . You know what happens when your product erodes due to suspect officiating? I consume less of it. 👀
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@KevinGarnett5KG @theantedwards_ The look on the Utah fans faces is priceless.
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@BuffaloMan_Dan Highmark, any time Miami comes to town
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🙏
@JoeyDeBerardino
Joey DeBerardino
2 years
A crowd of both @Bengals and @BuffaloBills fans have gathered outside of #UCMedical in a great showing of solidarity and sportsmanship. An absolute class-act from Cincinnati fans to join in prayer for #DamarHamlin . @WDTN
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@PowellAnalytics A PERFECT night in January
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@gophins22 Daddy is Coming..
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2 years
Good Eyes!
@louiedelrio
Louie Nyce
2 years
ESPN spun the mic flags upside down to make it a 3. The network has been outstanding the last week 3️⃣❤️ #Bills
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It. Is. ON. 🦬 LFG!!!!!
@BuffaloBills
Buffalo Bills
8 months
BRUUUUUUUUUCE!! Bruce Smith is coming back to town as our Legend of the Game this Sunday:
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JA17 On Brand in squashing todays BS
@JoshAllenQB
Josh Allen
7 months
My pants ripped at dinner 🙁🤣 Didn’t want cheeks out… I love Paris 😁
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Two weeks ago, had a shot at the 1 seed. Two weeks later, BOUNCED. #PectoralFinsUp
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The feeling is MUTUAL!
@BuffaloBills
Buffalo Bills
9 months
We love you, Bills Mafia! ❤️💙 #DALvsBUF | #GoBills
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THE PIT MUST BE FED 🦬 #BillsMafia
@Valorian32
Valwynn
8 months
Think #Billsmafia can get “The Pit” trending? Hahahaha.
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Wow, the #baltimorebridge incident sure is bringing out the Qwacks & Political Hacks today, eh?
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8 months
Kevin Update: Still a Witless Chooch
@KevinAdams26
Kevin Adams
8 months
Live Update from Buffalo, NY. Either I’m in the softest part of the storm, or the softest city in America. Keep sharing your snowmageddon pics. This is Football Weather.
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@EWood70 Who’s sitting?!? Let’s GO!!!!!
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Matt Gaetz looks like the antagonist in every 90s ski movie
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Meanwhile…in Orchard Park #BillsMafia
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@BrianUdovich Three PERFECT action flicks! Alan Silvestri’s Predator score remains one of my all-time favs.
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@joerussotweets @Sethrogen PREACH! Filtering a vision/plan through a production day is something few ‘critics’ will ever understand.
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Pissing that Division lead away really triggered that whole fanbase, and I haven’t stopped laughing.
calling them ugly really triggered that whole fanbase lmaoooo i haven’t stopped laughing
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@Variety Actor edgy before performing emotional scene.
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@ChiefsRoyalsRep @Valorian32 ‘Hey let’s suspend life-saving treatment, and move him, so they can play a game.’ You Sir, have a messed up outlook.
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There was a lot going on in the house last night, missed this. WTFH
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