@RealCliveBarker
Clive Barker
12 years
When I was a kid I wanted to be invisible. So I became a writer.
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@greg_palmquist
Greg Palmquist
12 years
@realclivebarker I have "Cold Heart Canyon" and "Reading Poker Tells" by @apokerplayer Think I can combine the two like a crazy cenobite!
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@KreepyKimSofia
Kim Sofia🧶☠️
12 years
@RealCliveBarker When I was a kid I was invisible,began to create so that I could see me, and eventually others began to see me as well
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@Aldowyn
Brandon Jonely 🌹
12 years
@RealCliveBarker Antijoke: When I was a kid I wanted to be a writer. So I became invisible. It was easier.
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@MissTerrieHacke
Miss Terrie Hacker
12 years
@RealCliveBarker "Ghost writer, huh"?...~Terrie~
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@Aldowyn
Brandon Jonely 🌹
12 years
@paulbentham @RealCliveBarker That was really close to my joke :/ I added 'It was easier" to help people along a bit ;)
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@ElementalAmber
Amityville Amber
12 years
@realclivebarker But a highly successful, visually memorable writer. How did that invisible thing go? Do people often recognize you?
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@jagerhex
Daniel Hensey
12 years
@RealCliveBarker Same. Solidarity.
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@Voidfoxx
Just Pugsley
12 years
@RealCliveBarker I became a photographer, same reason really
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@ShawnLBird
Shawn L. Bird
12 years
@RealCliveBarker When I was a kid, I wanted to control the world, so I became a writer...
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@poetlena
Poet Lena
12 years
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@LastFruitcake
LastHostessFruitcake
12 years
@RealCliveBarker Good thing you didn't become a Hostess Fruitcake. We're everyone's favorite. Ask the Cenobites.
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@MarcoBangoSiena
Marco Siena
12 years
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@RealCliveBarker @neilhimself Invisible? You should have become a translator instead.
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@GeonnCannon
Geonn Cannon
12 years
@RealCliveBarker "All stories are first person, it's just that sometimes to narrator never mentions themselves."
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@deadcertmike
mike smith
12 years
@realclivebarker and wot a damn fine writer that kid became,and a fantastic artist
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@CoinOpCthulhu
Ducky 🦆
12 years
@RealCliveBarker Try being a translator if you ever want to get really good at being invisible. :p #LinguisticNinjas
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@RichyBlackBass
Mr Blackbass
12 years
@RealCliveBarker I became a bass player instead, similar reasons.
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@BartLockhorst
Bart Lockhorst
12 years
@RealCliveBarker So you figured no one would recognize you on the Coldheart Canyon cover? :P
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