R∂vn MEZ @Ravnski Twitter profile

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R∂vn MEZ

5 years

This is just a friendly reminder to unclench your jaw, unfrown your brow, and disengage the tension in your toes/feet if everything is all tensed up. Take a deep breath and a small moment for yourself.

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R∂vn MEZ

@Ravnski

3 years

In light of it being #InternationalWomensDay I want to joyously announce that I’ve been granted the first 100% Jamaican owned, 100% female owned dispensary licence in Jamaica. I’m very proud of this. Been years in the making ❤️. Updates to come on the locations 🙏

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@Ravnski

4 years

The United Kingdom nuh tired fi stress wi? From 1655 wi haffi a deal wid dem stress

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@kalilahrey

4 years

2nd case confirmed. US Embassy staffer who recently traveled to the UK 😳

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@Ravnski

11 months

Within the past week: A woman I know from Germany said JA is too hard to live in AND too expensive. My aunt in centralllll London said the exact same thing. Some family I have in Canada planning a vacation to Jamaica said they didn’t realize how expensive JA was. So imagine WE

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@Ravnski

3 years

Ppl get suspicious of Zack because he follows up so much and seemingly doesn’t want to let go until there’s a resolution. It’s because as Jamaicans we aren’t used to this level of follow up and need for transparency/accountability.

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@Ravnski

3 years

I’ve never heard of a moment where Nicki Minaj gave TnT any pride…she stays using her “roots” to that island to give her some juuj n spice…adds to her flair…she just uses them. Rihanna on the other hand gives Jamaicans immeasurable pride 😄💓

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@Ravnski

1 year

Everyone else who isn’t Jamaican is so offended in the comments by this 😂 We already know Japanese ppl have a longstanding appreciation and love for dancehall culture from way back. Please leave us out of your think pieces and need to be outraged.

𝚏𝚊𝚛𝚡𝚒𝚢𝚘.

@hausofriya

1 year

I'm sorry but how do we explain this to aliens?

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@Ravnski

4 months

Police pull me and seh I never stop at the stop sign….i said one moment officer, lemme pull up this dash cam footage right quick ☝🏽

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@Ravnski

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theboy_parker🇬🇭

@theboy_parker

2 months

A picture of you not smiling let's go

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@Ravnski

4 months

Like literally as you land back inna Jamaica you just feel the wave of irritation, inefficiency, indiscipline, and gravalicious n cantankerousness wash down on you like a waterfall. I swear.

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@Ravnski

2 years

I’m surprised so many ppl didn’t know about Jeff Dahmer before Netflix but then again maybe I’m the weirdo knowing everything about these serial killers

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@Ravnski

5 months

Another man tried to “race” me in his bmw on barbican rd into grants pen n because I know how police post up roun there i easy back n just mek him fly gwaan n when dem pull him I just gave him a beepbeep n a thumbs up LMAO

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@Ravnski

4 years

Dettol has a scent that I will never forget...we were birthed in dettol, molded by it. They’ve only just begun to see the light

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@Ravnski

3 years

This is how Whisper looked when he was rescued by Tammy. Barely moving. Brought me to tears. Now he’s living the most wonderful life! He looks so healthy n happy now. Hiking n fat n just an intelligent ball of love

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@whisper_the_jamaican_rescue (IG) previously migrated to the United States and now resides in Connecticut

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@Ravnski

4 years

We also need to make “clean up” events trendy like 5ks...hey corporate Jamaica 👋

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@rayice2000

4 years

Port Royal Road, Jan 3, 2020..this sight breaks my heart. the ban on single use plastic is a step in the right direction but we must now act swiftly to launch an national sensitisation campaign on environmental consciousness @matthewsamuda #makeJamaicacleanagain

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@Ravnski

4 years

Error message on my stove display causing a bagga issues. I diagnose it n look up the part online (USD200) I call ATL to get a quote ($25k++) and possibly up to 6wks for arrival of part “due to Covid” I check YouTube. Fixed it.........with a q-tip.

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@Ravnski

3 months

Good Afternoon to everyone EXCEPT the ppl who cuss the cold front dem. Well they heard you and now it’s straight misery till December again. Mfs IT IS HOT

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@Ravnski

9 months

When you travel, you see how public parks and recreation are taken as a serious part of community development. Ja is doing a lot of nothing. We should have so many parks with areas for track, bball, cricket, skateboarding, calisthenics etc Get the ppl outside, moving, engaging

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@Ravnski

3 years

Some people are just so mean-spirited. It nuh heavy?

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@Ravnski

5 years

Everybody cuss the taxis, the litterbugs, the criminals.....and in the same breath cuss the schools that want the children to adhere to uniform rules & regulations, asking what does that have to do with learning. It is about learning rules. In society, there are rules...

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@Ravnski

5 years

Was just talking to a guy and him seh 😂 him give him side girl bun with him next side girl and the things she did, him swearrr somebody obeah him 😂...she went to his apartment and boiled all of his eggs n put dem back.... Mi neeeeeaaaaarly choke from laugh

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@Ravnski

4 years

Kobe’s death has definitely been the only celeb death to hit me this hard...I feel sad about it constantly

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@Ravnski

2 years

Can’t do nothing in Jamaica and feel good about it. Can’t even celebrate yourself or your wins because ppl are so savagely badmind. Cyah do nothing Can’t be too nice You never know when saying “no” will cost you your life. Living feeling constantly vulnerable and unsafe

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@Ravnski

4 months

Let’s count the 3 seconds together where it shows I stopped n for how long. He was not amused.

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@Ravnski

2 years

Bank a raise dem fees and can’t even keep their pos POS system running smoothly without any issues for an entire day 🤮

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@Ravnski

2 years

I do not tolerate chicken breast slander ever….Your breast dry? You can’t cook. Periodttt

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@Ravnski

5 years

You see how Robert Montague saying GPS is going to be mandatory for all taxis come April 2020. Come March 2020 you’re going to hear how no one had time to prepare, this wasn’t announced, a union meeting needs to happen, the government fight gainst & theres no justice for taxis

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@Ravnski

4 years

I told my housekeeper that I wouldn’t be needing her services this week (because social distancing of course) and that I would send her the money for the missed day. I hope if you cancel on your housekeeper and you’re able to still pay for the missed day, that you do.

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@Ravnski

2 years

Ryan Reynolds is like the male version of Sandra Bullock to me. Love every film he’s in. Cyah go wrong. Easy and entertaining to watch

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@Ravnski

1 year

GenX lunch 🤌🏽👌

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@Ravnski

5 years

A friend of mine told me yesterday that her husband after 20 years decided he didn’t want to be a part of their union anymore & sent her a text. A text.

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@Ravnski

10 months

These ppl talking about how the women having sex with the raft guys are going to become a trend…going to? That’s been happening for years and THATS what a lot of them come forrrrr. They BEEN coming to Jamaica for sex anywhereee. The raft one just a get highlight now

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@Ravnski

8 months

A man saw me in a parking lot leaving my car, he walked off from the road n started to pursue me saying he knew me, I make him loud loud know seh a coulda neva me him a talk OR know. Ppl/ esp women if you’re SURE you dont know someone try dont allow them to get too close to you

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@Ravnski

2 years

What most persons in healthcare dont seem to quite grasp is that when ppl are sick/feeling ill, most times they’re miserable/scared/tired/frustrated etc. They may be the worst version of themselves. If you cant manage dealing with ppl knowing that, then healthcare isn’t for you

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@Ravnski

5 years

As much as a GOT fan I am, you’d never catch me going to any GOT viewing parties. I need to hear every word and watch everrry scene. I would think most GOT super fans and other sane ppl are actually like that too.

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@Ravnski

1 year

Had a tiime! Thank youuuu @GenXperience

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@Ravnski

2 months

At the end of the day, tattoos do not indicate the level and amount of work you do. Cant wait for Ja to get over that part

Jamaica Gleaner

@JamaicaGleaner

2 months

Digicel Group has announced Marcelo Cataldo as its new Group Chief Executive, effective May 1. Originally from Paraguay, Cataldo has diverse international experience having worked across Latin America, the US and Europe, Digicel says. Read more:

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@Ravnski

5 years

Carnival season can teach you some proper life lessons enuh: Money management Friendship dynamics Time management Importance of being fit Intoxication limits Why water is necessary in all things Whofa man/woman you must loww The why behind condoms

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@Ravnski

3 years

@LopoLaugh You comparing Ja to the USA though? We dont make the vaccines, we aren’t a first world country, we don’t nearly have the resources so I truly thought you were ramping

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@Ravnski

2 years

You know when all the gas stations feel like Jacks Hill gas station you KNOW it bad. Jacks Hill mussi all reach $400/litre now

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@Ravnski

4 years

All Beenie belly have a vibe

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@Ravnski

2 years

Probs woulda looked cooler if it were being caught in a scandal bag 😩😂

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how do we feel?

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@Ravnski

3 years

I just want to show you all what Ruster looked like before MBAH saved him. Found in deplorable condition. Heart worm, tick fever, mange, n overall abuse. He was lucky; found and rehabilitated and was one of the dogs that got sent to Canada. Please be kind to an animal today

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@Ravnski

2 years

@FabianJOHara Ohhhhhhhhh LMAOOOOOO...well, sorry, this squatter has about 16 more years of this lawless behaviour before you can seemingly press charges. Godspeed.

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@Ravnski

4 years

Older Jamaicans get mad rude to you when you politely disagree or stand your ground. It’s always a do as I say and not as I do approach. They want you to completely zip it without a response when being spoken to. They want complete access to mow you down in conversation

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@Ravnski

3 years

Also, big wow, Mez Mobay medical MARIJUANA dispensary is open. I cri

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@Ravnski

5 years

Pineapple is one of the best fruits ever n so so nutritionally rich n beneficial....I will not allow pineapple slanderrrrrr

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@Ravnski

3 years

Ppl should start dating ppl they can be friends with maaan. ….and ppl they can communicate with. If you need a lil space your partner *shouldnt* feel like it’s the end of the world.

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@Ravnski

4 years

I want ppl to understand that the Covid vaccine is NOT THE FIRST vaccine to ever be made mandatory for travel to a country...so when that happens I don’t want to hear bout end of days madness

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@Ravnski

4 years

JSPCA is offering a USD5000 reward for information leading to the capture and conviction of the persons involved in feeding that black puppy to the crocodile. Tel #876 -929-0320 cc @Sparkiebaby @britz876

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@Ravnski

4 years

@capthlr Kate could literally say “hello” and these boys would feel the need to retaliate. They follow the lead of how Ashton has been behaving and speaking about her. Kevin is in everyone’s ears too and it has become a complete break down in roles and authority

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@Ravnski

3 years

How are ppl who want to do things the right way and go through the right channels expected to get anything productive done in Jamaica???? Eh?! Why we always have to KNOW someone??? Why do we always have to call on someone we know????? Imagine how ppl fking frustrated a day time

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@Ravnski

4 years

@YaniqueJLambert Well at a gazillion dollars per term one would think dat if dem sumtin never look like Star Trek I woulda be disappointed

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@Ravnski

3 years

The foreign shows a beat the English show dem baaaad on Netflix

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@Ravnski

3 years

When Accompong release likkle Vibranium that’s it for all you fkers, we’ll never lose island wars ever again....

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@Ravnski

3 years

Ya either gonna be about it or nah. Since this pandemic started, jamaica has tried a balancing act, wishy washy even, and it’s not working imo.

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@LoopJamaica

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PM against calls to have unvaccinated people barred from visiting Ja

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@Ravnski

2 years

Idk maaan there’s just something about spending north of 70mill JMD n still having to share a pool that have mi like.......nah

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@Ravnski

2 years

I had the weirdest forceful feeling to move my car to another parking space and my mind was like ok soon and my gut was like do it NOW n stop procrastinate. Shortly after I moved my car, the car that was across from it reversed into the car that replaced mine in the space.

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@Ravnski

8 months

“Highway highways highways” ok can we get trains trains trains? And more focus on public transportation? Traffic zoning? Etc ??

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@Ravnski

4 years

The woman calls back the store now and goes. “Who controls this store?” Me: I do “Who controls the other store?” Me: I do “WHO CONTROLS YOU!!?” Me: I do “Who owns Mez!?!” Me: I do

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@Ravnski

3 years

There are few sounds more satisfying than the zap of the mosquito racquet in a successful swing

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@Ravnski

3 years

The Jamaican pumpkin that we know is actually a squash

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@Ravnski

4 years

How are non paying jps customers our problem? If someone steals a snack in a supermarket, the other customers have to pay for it? NO, that’s the supermarkets problem. THEIR loss. They have to put in measures to reduce it and handle it in their “loss/damages” A wah di bbc dis

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@Ravnski

4 years

Understanding that we wont be getting “rid” of Covid anytime soon, government buildings and banks need to do better with the packing up of ppl outside. They need to put up tents, better awnings or something. You think it nice to be standing out in the rain or sun? For hours kmt

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@Ravnski

5 years

There’s an article in the observer titled “Not everyone wants to be an entrepreneur (and that’s OK)!”...where the writer states “I have never felt the urge to leave my job to create a company that I would be tied to 24/7 including...

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@Ravnski

4 years

@yerinacult @eve_ettinger She would’ve neverrrr been enough. They would’ve been damned if they do, damned if they don’t smh. Happy for them and really rate Harry for that move

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@Ravnski

1 month

Poor girl was traumatized :( but tbvh I don’t like anyone carrying on like that in a heated situation. It will set off my thinking. I’d warn him then shoot him from him bruk the glass. If you cant shoot him, drive him over.

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@DONZMEDIA

1 month

An altercation between a civilian and a taxi man #Jamaica

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@Ravnski

1 month

@suebellaC And dem can mek you feel like you are BEGGING them something. I’m glad I don’t go nowhere that mek me feel like this again kmt

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@Ravnski

4 years

Jamaica doing all the work in the group project as usual

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@Ravnski

1 month

Ppl…. This need crowd 😂

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@Ravnski

5 years

I would appreciate if Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime & other major streaming companies consider the Caribbean as its own region n stop blxxdclxxt call wi Latin America...

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@Ravnski

3 years

Ppl....it’s literally 1.5 days we locking down for....WHY ON EARTH are you bombrushing everything like hurricane a come wtffff RELAX MAN

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@Ravnski

4 years

This Spanish man in Fontana who didn’t want to wear his mask caught me on the perfect night. Not only am I tired but I’m also hungry....n essentially sick of ppl and their no mask wearing shit...Had to have a word with him. glad to see he’s now wearing his mask..........

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@Ravnski

3 years

I finally finished paying off a bill that I had for yearssss…it’s a weird feeling to not have that particular one to pay anymore…but I’m grateful n happy it’s done

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@Ravnski

2 years

Had a coco bread today after not having one in a million years n my God, what a luxurious carbohydrate 🤌🏽

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@Ravnski

11 months

Living in Jamaica comeen like a heavy boot on your BACK

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@Ravnski

3 years

Another big wow for me. So happy. Finally 🙌😩😄😭 Mez Marijuana dispensary is now open in Kingston and registration is FREEEEE until Nov 5! Come through fam and tell me what you think 🙏

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@Ravnski

6 months

I had a difficult customer today who wanted a discount for a couple pre rolls he wanted to purchase…he was like ok I can give you a free ticket to a party….PEOPLE…. I said LOOK PAN MI GOOD….I’m a grown woman…bro don’t even…you really a try frighten mi wid party ticket?

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@Ravnski

3 years

I see a lot of ppl also saying “oh gosh him look so regular” etc etc.....tell me, does a killer or a rapist have a certain look to them? 😐 Be as careful as possible please everyone....there’s no set “look” to a soul

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@Ravnski

3 years

Can imagine observer reporting that gleaners twitter page got suspended? LOOL

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@Ravnski

1 year

Could someone please tell me why I just came home to rose petals on the floor, 50 candles lit, a bubble bath, sushi, a spliff and a bouquet with a card asking me to be my beau for a million years valentine?? 😂🥹❤️ I wonder what he’s up to 🤔

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@Ravnski

6 years

Saw a man trick a girl today because she had on her ID, the girl stressed trying to remember where she know him from. After that he told her he was joking & wearing her ID on the road like that could make her a target, ppl can call to her, distract her, rob her...So not to do it

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@Ravnski

2 years

Maybe an unpopular opinion but in order to get changes and issues handled, you have to effectively DISRUPT the usual MO. Good for the NWC. I applaud the organized effort.

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@Ravnski

5 years

Whoa Gloucester Avenue to be renamed Jimmy Cliff Blvd. on Thursday. Still going call it bottom road

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@Ravnski

5 years

So I decided to close & move some accs....was told it would cost a 1% of my holdings, which was $ I didn’t want to spend (obvi)...asked for my original contract to see if I signed to those terms....long story short....check your contracts. My fee was ‘waived’

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@Ravnski

4 years

2020 put every soap opera script to shaaaaame

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@Ravnski

4 months

Then you remember how much you hate-love Ja and how you feel sad for it and the pessimism of it never getting better soaks into you. Ah yess…the hold down vibes of the country washes over you. Only the solace n comfort of being in your own bed makes you sigh with relief

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@Ravnski

3 years

I was talking to a guy just the other day n he asked me what I like to do? what were my hobbies? etc. I started off with a lot of “I used to” and “I dont have the time for”...I looked back on the convo n thought oh damn...what have I done FOR me?...I need to MAKE the time for ME

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@Ravnski

6 months

I’ve always disliked how ppl think mongrels are “less-than.” They’re amazing dogs, even more so when they get a little care. They’re beautiful and veryy smart with usually a great disposition. They don’t even get as many health issues that plague so many purebreds

LifeTraveller🧜🏿‍♀️

@DRealNikkiM

6 months

I love how Jamaicans are starting to really get into pet ownership…saw a guy walking his mongrel last night…mongrel inna leash enuh!!! She looks very well taken care of loool

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@Ravnski

3 years

Yawl wanted the country open. Was ON TOP of the man to do it. He did it. Here, here you go, have at it...but remember personal responsibility! Nope, NOPE, everybody dash out...he gave enough rope n everybody hang demself

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@Ravnski

4 years

This is why cancel culture is harmful. It’s like being afraid to raise your hand in class because of “ridicule.” Learning becomes harder. The conversations that need to be had are in themselves being cancelled

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@Ravnski

5 years

Jamaicans will stay going broke, making poor investments and living beyond their means because they can’t manage someone “styling” them by saying they can’t afford something....

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@Ravnski

4 years

You ever walk into a bank abroad? Tumbleweeds roll pass and you can hear your echo the way it empty in comparison. Efficient online banking and organized in-branch lines are a thing.

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@Ravnski

4 months

#NewProfilePic

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@Ravnski

3 years

Do you turn on the shower before you get in or when you’re already in? BEFORE is the only civilized way.

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@Ravnski

2 years

Dogs hate thunder n will try to escape your yard. Please ensure they’re safe n secure! Lost dog incidents always increase during stormy weather. Get them those tags too

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@Ravnski

5 years

Luckily her shit is together otherwise...can imagine if she, like some women, depended on him for everything? Not just monetarily, but everything?....20 years like that just gone? Poison him wudda get poison

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@Ravnski

3 years

We need about 20 of these for the harbour alone

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@Ravnski

11 months

All these ppl live in expensive cities in first world countries and they are like nah…JA? Naaah. So really n truly we are adept and have adapted to…just….living, hard.

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@Ravnski

5 years

What Jamaicans who don’t care about “mongrels” and animals do to them VS what a lil care, love and COMPASSION, will. I remember donating towards this dogs care after being horrified from the pics n look at her now...living in farrin, graduating n all 😄😄

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