@RadioMirage
I think a key issue is how it got to you. Did you make it and bring it to bed? Have someone bring it? Had it been lying next to the bed for a while?
@DSMandell
It was sitting on the stove since last night. I scraped it out of the pot, microwaved it for a minute, dumped a shit ton of the shaker Parmesan on it, walked to bed, got under the covers…and ate it.