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Brooklyn, NY
Joined April 2009
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@QueMarlon_
Mark Curban on Curban
7 years
Turned on the TV and ABC has a live interview right now with the guy who performed Antonio Cromartie's vasectomy
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That fucking POP for it…LORD
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WWE on FOX
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Mark Curban on Curban
1 year
Mike Breen hitting a “BANG, Cell retakes the lead!” right here
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Swanky
1 year
ESPN would be hilarious during the Cell Games
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Mark Curban on Curban
5 years
I didn’t think this could get funnier…”we have many many fries” took me out
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Mark Curban on Curban
5 years
LMAOOO at all the people RTing me talking about pedophilia not knowing Pio the god ain’t no focking baby and he’s 25 😂
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Mark Curban on Curban
9 months
Nah man Tipsy Bartender really GOATed out here
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Mark Curban on Curban
6 years
Johnny Manziel gonna be openly doing lines of blow on the sideline in the XFL
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Mark Curban on Curban
7 years
Yo LMFAOOO at Owens "I made more money this week than you did all year" and then broke it down. I don't blame Roman for dying
@jessberkzzz
jessica
7 years
Owens was yelling at people and Roman could not stop laughing 😂😂😂
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2 years
Oh nah they were LITERALLY doing this Omg
@THEJADEDEMELODY
The Jade DéMelody
2 years
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Mark Curban on Curban
5 years
@niggerlers Is there a thread of fine women with degrees that do? Asking for a friend
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Mark Curban on Curban
4 years
@OvertimeRios To be fair Hernandez took care of that second part
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Mark Curban on Curban
1 year
Kanye was really cookin CRACK with these beats, man
@songsandsamples
Songs // ᔑamples
1 year
Guess Who's Back by Scarface ft Jay-Z + Beanie Sigel (2002)
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2 years
Antonio Estark
@MCUSource
MCU Source
2 years
RUMOR: Actor José Garcia will be playing the variant of Tony Stark/ #IronMan in #Avengers : SECRET WARS!
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Mark Curban on Curban
4 years
LeBron definitely having a nice ass Taco Tuesday in his room while the other players getting served that Fyre Festival cuisine 😂😂😂
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5 years
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Mark Curban on Curban
5 years
Trump is something else. Most of the residence staff is furloughed, so he has to pay for this meal and this guy really just ordered a bunch of shit off the dollar menu?!?! This isn’t funny but fuck, man…LMFAOOOO
@robertarampton
Roberta Rampton
5 years
POTUS with “great American food” for Clemson Tigers visiting WH.
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Mark Curban on Curban
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If I’m ever in a Pickle, know I always got that Tommy on me
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3 years
Idk what’s the funniest part of this: 1. “University of Rutgers” 2. Turning off replies to this tweet when people will just quote you 3. “Barstool athlete” in bio
@PPowell_
Peyton Powell
3 years
The University of Rutgers has made the COVID vaccine mandatory to attend school and play football, therefore I have no other choice but to enter my name into the transfer portal.
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8 years
Lemme see why McChicken is tren…oh…
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8 years
RT @TeannaTrump I just got out of prison....
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Mark Curban on Curban
2 years
Imma have the gumbo in the theater like
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2 years
Will be sneaking a seafood boil into da theater when I see Batman
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@MrBusby4o8
Aaron Busby 🏁
2 years
Megan distracting you with that ass to make y’all forget that she hasn’t had a hit reco…..you know what? Look at the time..
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Mark Curban on Curban
7 years
@sporker_ This is more graphic than a nude on the TL smfh
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Mark Curban on Curban
2 years
“Jimmy should’ve started yesterday” as if we haven’t seen that man play in the rain before
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Mark Curban on Curban
6 years
Before I opened the first pic I was gonna say that was a pretty inaccurate photo of the guy on the left
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Mark Curban on Curban
2 years
Bitch really goes to every restaurant like
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do
2 years
This is so triflin lmaoooooo
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Mark Curban on Curban
7 years
On the next episode of Doug, Doug scores 70 points in a basketball game
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8 years
Colin Kaepernick- Awareness: 99
@awfulannouncing
Awful Announcing
8 years
Madden 17 update will react to Colin Kaepernick’s protest of national anthem
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Mark Curban on Curban
8 months
He gotta stop saving people and start saving some money LMAO
@DeionHD
Hank
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Nigga Spiderman owes almost 500k on his house with a 7% interest rate LMFAO
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Mark Curban on Curban
7 years
Brits making fun of Americans voting Donald Trump as president while they voted for Brexit
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@TheMSeries1
Ice Cold
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TNA Scott Steiner was one of the funniest people alive for 5 years.
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Mark Curban on Curban
8 years
Nick Wright is great, and I love that he mentions all the misdirection…then Cowherd misdirected IMMEDIATELY after
@TheHerd
Herd w/Colin Cowherd
8 years
If Colin Kaepernick's protest is "wrong", @getnickwright wonders what could possibly be right. #TheHerd
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Mark Curban on Curban
4 years
Nah man I need Jesus, I saw this and immediately thought of BangBus
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Mark Curban on Curban
8 years
When are people gonna learn that if you come at Biebervelli you're gonna catch some hands
@Complex
Complex
8 years
Video: Justin Bieber punches fan who stuck his hand in his car window.
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Mark Curban on Curban
7 years
Guess their hash browns weren't up to…par
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wdsu
7 years
Frozen hash browns recalled because they might contain chopped up golf balls
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Mark Curban on Curban
6 months
Now they the 5 seed lol…the DEADMAN curse lol
@DEADMAN_pt3
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Feels good to be 8-1! I can’t hear y’all from the bottom 🫵🏾😂🫵🏾
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Mark Curban on Curban
1 year
@DEADMAN_pt3
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fox could be missing his entire arm and I’m still trotting him out there. If you not dead, you can play lol
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Mark Curban on Curban
5 years
@HPJArt MJ was going through his rehearsals like
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Mark Curban on Curban
4 years
Imagine Cam Newton flirting in DM’s… WHÄT Ί ŸÖÛR ÇRĘÂM ØŪTPÛT? ŠHŒW MË THÃt PĪÑK THĀŃG
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Mark Curban on Curban
3 months
HBK’s contribution to this world will be remembered
@meloismone
chey⚡️
3 months
the nxt girlies together, i love this sm omg
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Mark Curban on Curban
4 years
Holy shit can you shut the entire fuck up? Not one thought that you’ve ever had has contributed anything. You’re overly corny, just please. Fucking. Stop
@jemelehill
Jemele Hill
4 years
If @theestallion doesn’t come out with a song called “where your mouth at now ho,” this is a huge missed opportunity #TheLastDance
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Mark Curban on Curban
2 years
What’s wild is Kurt Warner in 99 was the last MVP to win the SB the same season
@TylerIAm
Trill Withers
2 years
Rodgers first back to back MVP to accept both in person bc he not at the super bowl
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Mark Curban on Curban
5 years
God damn what isnt he good at smh
@PatrickMahomes
Patrick Mahomes II
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Mark Curban on Curban
6 months
Tipsy Bartender not PLAYING in 2024
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Mark Curban on Curban
8 years
. @DaveBautista right on!
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Mark Curban on Curban
1 year
That white lady when she got that chair thrown at her
@GAFollowers
Everything Georgia
1 year
Waffle House brawl on Christmas.
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Mark Curban on Curban
2 years
And a DISTANT 2nd at that 😂 Sosa is funny because he hit 66 HR in 98 63 HR in 99 64 HR in 01 And didn’t lead the league in HRs in any of those years, but did lead the league in 00 and 02 with 50 and 49 😂😂
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Mark Curban on Curban
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@YoungQwan LIT (pun kinda intended)
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3 years
This really gonna make women break up with their BFs now smfh
@FatKidDeals
Fat Kid Deals
3 years
EZ Off Jar Opener - Under Cabinet Jar Lid & Bottle Opener for $12.57!
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Mark Curban on Curban
7 years
Aaron Rodgers' family after him and Olivia Munn split up
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Mark Curban on Curban
2 years
Same energy
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@FlyoutChase
Red Bull Racing F1 Fan Account
2 years
I exit out this app to get ready for my next monthly vacation, you know…somewhere nice with white sand….You exit this app and go back to contemplating suicide because ya life is worthless….so get ya jokes out now for a temporary moral boost
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Mark Curban on Curban
1 year
HHH to Punk
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@WrestleOps
Wrestle Ops
1 year
Former WWE and current AEW star CM Punk was backstage for a bit at tonight's #WWERAW taping in Chicago. There's no word who Punk was there visiting, but we have heard from several WWE sources that he did briefly see Paul Levesque. Punk also met with several other WWE talents,
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Mark Curban on Curban
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Nah man, he got held at gunpoint by guys who said they were STARVING and buddy offered SUBWAY??? Him being alive is a MIRACLE after that 😭
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Mark Curban on Curban
5 years
There are a million and one accounts dedicated to posting hot women, but something about that middle eastern/North African beauty hits DIFFERENT
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Mark Curban on Curban
7 years
"Mask off…fuck it, mask off"
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1 year
This TV’s color being fucked up is the closest the Jets will be to having drafted Trevor Lawrence
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Mark Curban on Curban
5 years
Why is it that every tweet that gets RTd on my TL you trying way too hard to fake like you’re someone important? Literally no one ever believes any of your stories or fake inside scoops, just tweet like a normal person
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Mark Curban on Curban
2 years
Tom Brady’s divorce is finalized. Which means only one thing…
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Mark Curban on Curban
4 years
“They said I tested the most negative out of anyone for coronavirus. Great test. One of the best results they’ve ever seen”
@AP
The Associated Press
4 years
BREAKING: Trump doctor says president has tested negative for novel coronavirus. Follow AP coverage of the virus outbreak here:
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Mark Curban on Curban
3 years
I’m not even joking, if ESPN were to let them on TV again it would be the most watched HS game of all time 😭
@callmehuie
Lightskin Jimmy Butler
3 years
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO aight man I've seen enough
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Confirming man doesn’t drink his creations LMAO
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Mark Curban on Curban
4 years
Jadakiss really the world’s most interesting man lmao
@pinkistheworst
clowngasm
4 years
My favorite Jada "Jadakiss the Breakdancing King"
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A real father! A man who sticks by his woman’s side!!!
@CasaDupre
st. alia of the knife
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Mark Curban on Curban
3 years
AJ Styles after hitting the Styles Clash
@CatchWrestling
Catch Wrestling U
3 years
I'm not doing a Megan / Cardi technique breakdown, stop asking 😩
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Mark Curban on Curban
2 years
The next evolution of “he got that dog in him”
@TylerIAm
Trill Withers
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Getting finessers jerseys now, dont really care about "favorite" or "good" players!!!
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Mark Curban on Curban
5 years
When you’re having the time of your life but she still hasn’t looked at any of your IG stories about it
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Mark Curban on Curban
7 years
Me listening to a J Cole album
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Mark Curban on Curban
8 years
All I see is that a delinquent was late to class
@ABC7Chicago
ABC 7 Chicago
8 years
HEARTWARMING: Boy, 5, running late to school stops to say Pledge of Allegiance on his own:
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Mark Curban on Curban
5 years
This Endgame ticket situation is why Thanos snapped in the first place. To many people and not enough tickets
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Mark Curban on Curban
7 years
The reactions to Jed York on the FB stream seem to be positive
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Mark Curban on Curban
8 years
Lmao how you gonna get powerbombed by someone wearing a "Straight Outta Jersey City" shirt smfh
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Mark Curban on Curban
6 years
Tua threading the needle over Prime >>>>>
@TylerIAm
Trill Withers
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Bama beating the 85 bears easy
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Mark Curban on Curban
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The thing about Fidel is he rightfully stood against shitty US ideals but was also human scum about everything else
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Mark Curban on Curban
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Nothing else needs to be said
@KopEndFracas
Kop End Fracas 🔴
6 months
DESCRIBE THIS MAN ❤️
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Mark Curban on Curban
1 year
These the only people who get ganged up on in Arizona
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@imajuggaddict
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1 year
if you from outta town coming to AZ for the Super Bowl pls don’t be a dummy and think shit sweet out here you will get robbed anywhere in the city be safe out here and just stay in yo lane and have fun..
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Mark Curban on Curban
8 years
@VRP723 yeah. I'm gonna miss him, but he'll be fine, he's a great coach, him and UT just didn't mesh
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8 years
"I didn't prepare a speech"…*walks off*
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Mark Curban on Curban
3 years
It’s like football before the introduction of the forward pass
@TylerIAm
Trill Withers
3 years
The meme advancement in like a decade has to be on par with recent developments in the medical field
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Mark Curban on Curban
2 years
LeBron is the LeBron James of lying
@ClutchPoints
ClutchPoints
2 years
"I was listening to those guys my first year with the Heat in 2010. You can ask any one of my teammates back then, they had no idea who the Migos was… I was like 'I'm telling you these guys are next.'" LeBron paying homage to Takeoff 🙏🏾 (via @michaelcorvoNBA )
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#AtlantaFX killed me these past 2 weeks man
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