Trump is something else. Most of the residence staff is furloughed, so he has to pay for this meal and this guy really just ordered a bunch of shit off the dollar menu?!?!
This isn’t funny but fuck, man…LMFAOOOO
Idk what’s the funniest part of this:
1. “University of Rutgers”
2. Turning off replies to this tweet when people will just quote you
3. “Barstool athlete” in bio
The University of Rutgers has made the COVID vaccine mandatory to attend school and play football, therefore I have no other choice but to enter my name into the transfer portal.
Holy shit can you shut the entire fuck up? Not one thought that you’ve ever had has contributed anything. You’re overly corny, just please. Fucking. Stop
And a DISTANT 2nd at that 😂
Sosa is funny because he hit
66 HR in 98
63 HR in 99
64 HR in 01
And didn’t lead the league in HRs in any of those years, but did lead the league in 00 and 02 with 50 and 49 😂😂
I exit out this app to get ready for my next monthly vacation, you know…somewhere nice with white sand….You exit this app and go back to contemplating suicide because ya life is worthless….so get ya jokes out now for a temporary moral boost
Former WWE and current AEW star CM Punk was backstage for a bit at tonight's
#WWERAW
taping in Chicago.
There's no word who Punk was there visiting, but we have heard from several WWE sources that he did briefly see Paul Levesque.
Punk also met with several other WWE talents,
Why is it that every tweet that gets RTd on my TL you trying way too hard to fake like you’re someone important? Literally no one ever believes any of your stories or fake inside scoops, just tweet like a normal person
if you from outta town coming to AZ for the Super Bowl pls don’t be a dummy and think shit sweet out here you will get robbed anywhere in the city be safe out here and just stay in yo lane and have fun..
"I was listening to those guys my first year with the Heat in 2010. You can ask any one of my teammates back then, they had no idea who the Migos was… I was like 'I'm telling you these guys are next.'"
LeBron paying homage to Takeoff 🙏🏾
(via
@michaelcorvoNBA
)