@DigitalGoon Doxx phone number to classified ads Ask for wookie impressions Or orgasm noises Or farts Offer prizes for best performance

@MedicNamedHope 🤣

@DigitalGoon Just forgive them and move on.

@TacticalSnail

@DigitalGoon Maximum pettiness

@DigitalGoon EXTREMELY

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@DigitalGoon Pay homeless people to knock on door asking for sugar. Or... Thoroughly convince them their house is haunted/aliens etc.

@DigitalGoon Just as a nice meme remember that herbicides take a couple days to work so if someone left a message in the grass, they wont see it until its well after it happened.

@DigitalGoon Petty enough they don't do it again.

@DigitalGoon "proportional"

@DigitalGoon My favorite is to put out estate sale notices online for a sunday morning. No reasonable offer turned down. Everything must go. Make sure you put the start at 6am with early birds welcome. Added points if you drive by at 2am and put out an "estate sale here" sign.

@DigitalGoon Personally, I would get pretty silly. :)

@DigitalGoon The answer is VERY. I believe that constitutes a felony.

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@DigitalGoon Very

@DigitalGoon Thieves deserve no quarter.

@DigitalGoon All in.

@DigitalGoon Very petty