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If I told you I lived in your blind spot, would you believe me? • My views are for self entertainment purposes.. 🔞 • XRP: rHwEf7jHAiyiFdpW2xY48kWgcJ9zkKT1W6

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Joined August 2011
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@Professy92
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6 years
@Nasty_CSA Fixed it for you..
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6 years
Admitting you’re broke will save you from a lot of bad decisions and people..
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2 years
🤩🤩🤩 A Star..
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5 years
Me when she waxed..
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4 years
Soon as they respond, we’re calling Eskom to pull the plug.. #TwarNAMvsRSA
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3 months
Dope..
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6 years
@Nasty_CSA Or maybe this..
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3 years
Let’s settle this.. RT for Paw Paw Like for Watermelon.
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7 months
Jameela ain’t playin..
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4 years
I love my little sister so much.. ❤️
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NamPol Chief Inspector: Christina Fonsech is the only person I see cleaning Namibia of fake prophets, fake churches and witchcraft.. big ups.. most Namibians are lost when it comes to spirituality .. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
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5 years
I’m having a hard time deciding who did better, the commentator 🎙 or the gymnast.. 🤸‍♀️
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5 years
If Sacky is still minister of justice by next week, they might as well throw away the whole election event cause there’s no justice in this country.. Corruption wins again.
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4 years
It can only be NUST IT students. UNAM IT students are still trying to recover data from formatted USBs..
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4 years
Your biggest fear should be falling pregnant at this level of reasoning.. 🥺
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🌻🫧___Tweety🇳🇦__🫧🌻
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My biggest fear is to give birth to an ugly baby 🥺💔
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2 years
Watch @tatebuti_na go..
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6 months
@imvanteepps @monaakellyy @skdropemoff @likayfr It’s like being open minded with a small opening.
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4 years
Cooked up something for you.. @ShoMadjozi #SenaAla #SenaAlaChallenge Produced by: @composedbymrm 🇳🇦
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4 years
“You get one girl there, one girl there, one girl there..” Isn’t Esau married? 😂😂 #AnatomyOfABribe #Fishrot
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6 years
2.3M followers and @DJZinhle is the most human celebrity to be around..
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6 years
My Mom got married this past weekend.. 😍😍😍
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@Bonisile_RMS @totally_chucked Living in bondage is South African culture..
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5 years
This is Selma, Selma is hot, Selma is Smart, Selma is the next #MissUniverse2018 Be like Selma.. #missNamibia
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I still can’t get my head around how South Africans would burn down the same schools they’d be protesting so hard to get into.. 🤔 #TwarNAMvsRSA
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Had AKA moved to Namibia, he’d still be alive..
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5 years
Old enough to go to prison..
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5 years
The song has ended and Sally’s Air Namibia still hasn’t landed. . 😂😂 #NAMA2019
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4 years
Shorter than your average snowman ☃️
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Do girls really run the world?
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5 years
I’ve seen guys grab girls by the arm in Namibian pubs, like.. “come here, I wanna talk to you”.. I’ve seen Namibian guys try to get a girl’s attention by grabbing her arm, in clubs abroad.. 1. Women in Namibia are so used to the harassment, that they just shrug it off however..
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5 years
Dentists examining teeth 🦷.. they’ll know what you’ve been eating, especially if it’s stolen government money.
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5 years
What’s happening now is clear. The EVMs are rigged! Weren’t they tested before today? Why are they breaking? Where will the casted votes go? Why is there no paper trail? Why is this only an issue to the opposition and not the ruling if transparency is the “said” required order?
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3 years
Ondonga opo tayi kala.. #AugustPhotoDump
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@ThatsMichelle__ @ndeshipandakim She’s so hot the water evaporated..
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@Nasty_CSA #StringsAndBling I gat you fam.. Pop those babies out..
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3 years
One thing about @Raimo467 , he will eat a wambo-wedding to the bone..
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4 years
Corona drip 💧
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6 years
@ladbible Female rapist privileges..
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3 years
Now just hear me out..
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@IAmSteveHarvey
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Just do you baby 🏌🏾
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@Nasty_CSA How’s this?
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5 years
Wishing flat tummies to everyone that follows me..
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5 years
How is Sacky on every newspaper’s front-page, but not in jail yet? 😂
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4 years
Sisa: “you can give me the money, but don’t tell me what it is about, even though I know what it is about”
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I really just prayed for an average girl but God loves flexing..
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4 years
A whole country with million dollar structures can’t even do a simple DNA test.. The swapo government is always exposing itself..
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4 years
I can’t believe they made us think tattoos and Afros aren’t corporate enough..
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3 years
How will scammers reach us if your calls aren’t going through?
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How to spot and avoid scams
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4 years
I miss the time South Africa had two heads of state.. #TwarNAMvsRSA
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6 years
It was really an honor meeting our First Lady.. Such a beautiful soul.. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽❤️
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4 years
Do you guys see what happens when you don’t have peace in your heart. You become part of the chaos. You don’t even know what to do to find genuine love and happiness. So you try to fight everyone that seems to be openly happy. You want them to feel your hurt. It’s sad to see..
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I think, if you seriously want someone, you have to seriously show up for them..
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5 years
Came through drippin.. 💧 You say Bey, I say Bae.. 😎 #GRAMMYs
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6 years
What are y’all waiting for?
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4 years
Love isn’t blind. Y’all just don’t understand it. Love is not beauty. It’s ultimate comfort through another. A connection that understands each other. It’s not even trying, it’s just existing with constant butterflies. You’d cry if you knew you had love..
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5 years
“And’a Iipumbu isi here, ploughing the fields with a Porsche”
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3 years
Your bodycount decreases if the person passes away..
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What’s killing Namibians on their very good roads is nothing more than pure stupidity..
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Number 1’s death is really just dawning now ey.. Here’s what he had to say about Namibian land..
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The most normalized form of body shaming..
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4 years
This pandemic is gonna hit a lot of Namibians by surprise. What kind of lockdown allows people to walk around freely and actually have Pubs & Bars open?
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You can’t be saying things like this if your girlfriend looks like a man bro..
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How do you expect to know anything about Namibia if internet requires electricity? Blame #Loadshedding 😂😂 #TwarNamvsRSA
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3 years
“Women shouldn’t wear revealing clothes, it’s un-African.” Africans:
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4 years
Lol, Sisa being unaware that he’s being recorded, yet still covering his tracks by keeping things legal. Guy is good at what he does.. #AnatomyOfABribe #Fishrot
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4 years
How your face changes the “caughter” you get..
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My Mom is always trying to hook me up with nurses.. 😄
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5 years
Your favorite Quantity Surveyor.. 👷🏾‍♂️ :)
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Real friends don’t date each other’s exes.. Maybe friends do, but real friends don’t..
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“I’ll diamond you” What people say when they’re threatening to cut you off..
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Sometimes you don’t even have bad skin, you’re just in the wrong country..
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Wow, you’ve been wearing that jacket for 20+ years.. 👏🏾👏🏾
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So, Dogg called an artist to feature him and the artist went to go make his own song with the same beat, cut out Dogg’s verse and shoot a video with it? Damn, it’s really survival of the fittest huh?
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@Nasty_CSA I really don’t think this one slaps..
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While you’re ovulating, others are graduating..
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5 years
Cause Presidents have BSc in Presidency or?
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7 years
Graduating will never be out of fashion, NEVER..
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4 years
Me I’ll just cry if you get on top and do this to me..
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Please where can I find a God-fearing lady like this? 😩❤️
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Shangala also said people were hating on his hard earned millions.. 😄Rots have a way of attracting flies..
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Cheat back? Lol.. that takes a lot of energy. Save your energy and leave. Honestly, you’ll find better..
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"Stop being horny,find Jesus!" 💀
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1990 - We only need 5 years.. 1995 - We deserve 5 years for winning the war.. 2000 - Do you remember Cassinga? 2005 - Of course we have a PLAN.. 2010 - Voting for another party is low key treason.. 2015 - Do you not want Land? 2020 - Anyway, give us 5 more years..
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Give us five more years - Geingob appeals to voters
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Moment of silence.. @MariaNepembe 😩🔥🔥
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Black Lives Mirrored.. 🖤
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In short.., #Fishrot paid for the ruling party’s campaign.. 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂 #AnatomyOfABribe #Fishrot
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My theory is that, everyone will catch it, and not everyone will know it, and not everyone will show any symptoms, and not everyone will die from it.. Ladies & Gentlemen, meet Natural Selection.
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YOU are also part of the corruption problem.. YOU that doesn’t want to vote for change..
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@TonyGives @Eminem I’m on the second play, and it makes more sense now, and it’s clear.. 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾 on replay.. 🙌🏽
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@Eminem You have to stop doing this to us..
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Even my girlfriend would understand.. 😍😍😍 #SelmaForMissNamibia2018
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Don’t get into one if you’re not ready to give them utmost respect, and the world..
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Invite him to the gym..
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Let’s pray. I affirm myself, that I am capable. I can achieve anything in life. I am bound to survive. My energy is greater when I believe in my own strengths. My dreams are as real as the extent to which I am willing to follow them. I am self aware. I am my life to live. I am.
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You look like a happier Lebbeus..
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rah ta ta taaa
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@Liberation_Blk They’re basically laughing in our faces on a daily. Namibians live in shacks with no basic sanitation. We live like foreigners on our own land, as most black Namibians live on state owned communal land, while the white people live on their own “private” land. We’re a black joke..
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