So today, The YouTube Video of my Stand up comedy in LBSNAA has reached 1000000 views !!! A Million thanks to Seniors, Colleagues and Aspirants for their love and support.
UPSC Aspirant: Sir Aapne kaise nikala exam?
Ranker (Thinking): " Sala mujhe khud nahi pata, main to khud Papa ki dukan par baithne wala tha"
Ranker (Speaking): You should be consistent, persistent, hard working and passionate my child
Aspirant: Oh my God Bahubali Bahubali๐๐
โNo I have not cleared UPSC yet, Just prelims, now there is Mains which has 9 back to back exams, then there is interview, then If you dont make it to the final list, you start preparing for prelims of next year exam, do you understand what I am sayingโ
For any average Indian, this could be an unfortunate scene, but for a railway man this is a heart breaking devastating nightmare which can not be expressed in words ๐
An year spent for UPSC preparation wonโt guarantee you success but will bring out a new version of you. A version which is equipped with unparalleled knowledge, wisdom and awareness. Every second spent is worth it.
More upcoming UPSC Aspirants might start choosing IFS as top preference if our MEA keep on hitting the ball put of park like this almost every day. Brilliant!!!
My Office Peon Sh. Nand Kishore ji after over 3 decades of dedicated service got retired today. As a mark of respect, He was sent off in the Official Vehicle with all greetings and wishes he deserves.
So Abhilash got into a relationship in Rajender Nagar and still cleared UPSC!! Ye show kalpanik ghatna par adharit hai. Savdhan Rahe Satark Rahe.
#tvfaspirants
Elon Musk must charge Rs 1000 whenever an officer tweets โ Iss sabzi ko aaple yaha kya kehte haiโ and 5000 when he tweets โHo kahi bhi aag lekin aag honi chahiyeโ
In this chilling summer, from today, will be providing some much needed hydration to every traffic police jawan I come across during my journey between home n office.
UPSC Rankers after reading Prelims question paper.
Inside: Hey Prabhu, Dhanya ho mera pehle ho gya, ye kaunse planet ka question paper hai Bhai ๐ฐ
Outside: Well, U in UPSC stands for Unpredictable, the question paper is not that difficult, just study 38 hrs a day like I did ๐
Professional Update: With the blessings of my parents and almighty, I have been promoted and posted as Deputy CAO in Northern Railways.
#BlessedAndGrateful
Jab 12th mein they, to uss saal exam mushkil aa gya.
Engineering pass ki to Recession aa gya.
UPSC karne gaye to Pattern change ho gya.
Civil Services mein Rank bhi aa gayi par IAS nahi mila.
Ab Twitter par thode popular hue to Twitter hi band hone chala hai.
A Sabzi wala would give you a complementary Dhania Mirchi with a purchase of few rupees but a branded showroom would charge you for a carry bag even after spending a fortune.
#Irony
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IRMS through Civil Service Exam is a Big positive news. Excellent step by the Government. This not only will increase seats in UPSC CSE but will also give a superb opportunity to our hard working aspirants to aim for the top management level of our Great Indian Railways.
#IRMS
If you have just 10% of commitment what Virat Kohli has as a Cricketer. You ll clear UPSC, SSC, RBI, SBI, JEE, CLAT and NEET in the same year.
#ViratKohli
#RCBvsGT
Civil Servant struggling with big professional challenges, work life balance issues and chronic health problems still posting motivational tweets everyday.
Zindagi UPSC Mains ke Ethics ke paper jaisi hai, na sawaal samajh aate hai na jawaab, na hum theek hai na tum galat, sab bas chale jaa rhe hai, jo theek jaa rha usko bhi nahi pata kaise, jo galat jaa rha usko bhi nahi pata kaise.
I have read the curfew guidelines from Delhi Government again, there is no exemption for those jinka UPSC Mains ho gya hai. Bahar mat nikalna, Just for information.
Dear Bollywood, when you make a Biopic on
#NeerajChopra
. Please cast Neeraj Himself as the main lead. Isse jyada swag wala chhora Bollywood mein bhi nahi milega.
#Tokyo2020
Hereโs a pic to make your Day!!
Our 16 year old Super Hero GM R Praggnanandhaa with his proud Mother and Sister. The kid who stunned Magnus Carlsen
#AirthingsMasters
Choose your Study Material wisely. Because Internet is full of "Bolo kitne teetar" type riddles with the the Caption: This was asked in UPSC interview. ๐
Aspirant: Sir UPSC preparation ke liye aapki help chahiye thi.
Me: Haan Batao, kya guidance du.
Aspirant: Nahi nahi Sir, Allied mein to bina guidance ke bhi ho jayega, aapke friend jo IAS hai, unka number dila do, unse guidance chahiye.
Me:
UPSC prelims has been postponed from June 27th to October 10th. This doesn't change much. Now instead of June 26th evening, it will be on October 9th evening that your mind will tell you that you are not well prepared for this attempt but you are gonna rock next year for sure.
There has to be one compulsory semester in Film Making courses just to teach this scene to students. Take a bow TVF, Thanks for the nostalgic trip.
#tvfaspirants
As a Civil Servant, who gave back to back attempts, cleared multiple prelims and mains, missed out all important life events and remained in isolation for years to clear UPSC, I would like to suggest all the students โPlease donโt get too obsessed with this examโ
#Hehe
#12thFail
Agar aapne ye scooter chalaya hai to "Namaste Uncle, How are you?"
Agar aapne iss scooter par aage khade hoke sirf horn Bajaya hai to "Hi Bro,Whats up?"
Agar aapko koi idea nahi ki ye kya cheej hai to "Munna, tum jao aur BTS ke gaane suno"
Mere office ke raste mein Rajender Nagar bhi aata hai, Mann karta hai kabhi 2-4 institutes ki classroom mein jau aur padhane waale ko kahu "Pravachan Mat pelo bhai, syllabus poora karwao bachho ka".
Right now a guy/girl is sitting in a small room in a congested lane of Old Rajender Nagar/Mukherjee Nagar and making notes on Armenia-Azerbaijan clashes with maps in front. Sahi jaa rhe ho โ๐ค