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@PeriwinkleMania

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Exasperating farrago of distortions, misrepresentations & outright lies being broadcast by an unprincipled shitposter masquerading as a twitterati!

Joined October 2012
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@PeriwinkleMania
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Qutub Minar at night
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Me : I'm not a smoker Delhi :
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Me, after using words like ‘perhaps’ and ‘likewise’.
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Behind every successful man there are crores of women who were never allowed to leave the house, keeping the competition low.
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To be fair, @UrmilaMatondkar did mock @KanganaTeam in 1983 in the song 'Lakdi ki kaathi'
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Delhi metro has taught people the difference between Pink, Violet and Magenta.
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Men, what is stopping you from looking like this?
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An IITan, a Brahmin and an avid reader walk into a bar. How do I know? Because they told everyone within two minutes.
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Not a woman in sight.
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Pic 1 : Houseplant watered regularly, compost added from time to time, receives adequate sunlight Pic 2 : Plant growing in concrete
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Most men have a misplaced idea of how competent they are because they don't realise how easy their lives are when compared to women.
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What opinion about Men would get you in this position?
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Green tea is the biggest scam of this century.
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Family whatsapp groups making us proud on the global stage
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At least no one dies at a gender reveal party in India. Wait a minute...
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Breaking Aviation News & Videos
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Pilot killed after his Piper PA-25 left wing failed at a gender reveal party in the town of San Pedro, Mexico.
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I need only 9415 followers to reach 10,000.
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A visit to the park can be more fun than you think.
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A large crowd of 49 people! Isse jyada to spaces mein bakchodi sunne aa jaate hain. 🤦‍♀️
@ANI
ANI
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Washington DC: A large number of Indian-Americans begin gathering outside the White House ahead of the arrival of PM Narendra Modi. The PM will have a bilateral meeting with US President Joe Biden today. He will later participate in the first-in-person Quad Leaders' Summit.
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How much money do you need to never have to work again?
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इतना लम्बा थ्रेड लिखा सीधा सीधा हिंदी में लिख देता नौकरानी चाहिए
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Stop scrolling through twitter and go file your income tax return.
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Take your Sorry and shove it up the same deep dark hole from where you routinely pull out your 'unbiased and factual' news reports. Stop spreading hate! #StopProvokingIndia
@republic
Republic
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When initial news of shots fired at Jamia came in, there were incorrect reports on the identity of the gunman as one of the protesters. This was immediately corrected by Republic TV when reports confirmed his name was Gopal Sharma. This was clarified by the channel on-air as well
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Twitter ko Tinder na banayein
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Your profile picture vs. the one friends tag you in
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I want the confidence of a mediocre Indian man
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Me taking one look at the home cooked roti-sabzi before ordering food from Swiggy.
@cringeindian
Celebrities Doing Drunk Sh*t
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@M__Jain Is your ‘gynaecologist friend’ in the room with us right now?
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🇺🇸 : Mother to 18 years old son - It's time to move out of our house 🇮🇳 : Mother to 40 years old son - Beta lo aloo parathe khao mai tumhare kapde dho deti hoon
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IAS banne ke baad ye poverty porn cringefest karna zaroori hai kya?
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Awwww... My first troll!!!! There's a certain classic charm in good old fashioned sexism remark! Dil bhar aya.... Guys and gals, I have arrived in life. I would like to thank my parents, my friends, teachers and all the well wishers for this moment. 🙂😎
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Rohit Mekala
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@TresBelle08 Why don't you stick to cooking?
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Mere itne kareeb mat aao, mai tumhein Friendzone kar doongi.. 🤣🤣🤣
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Can't enjoy rain without feeling guilty after watching 'Parasite. 😭😭
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Ye to kuch bhi nahi. Have you ever walked to the boarding gates at Terminal 3?
@MarkTomasovic
Mark Tomasovic
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This is the longest continuous path you can walk in the world
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Mobile phone inventor made the first call 50 years ago. And within minutes, he started getting calls from Bajaj Finance offering personal loan.
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@RoflGandhi_ Saanson ki mala pe simaroon main, pi ka naam 🎶 This old song is actually a secret appeal to link breathing with your Aadhaar. #BreatheWithAadhar
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Koi is waali party mein invite kar lo please.. 🙏
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Pehle mai bohot pareshaan thi. Apni intelligence aur abilities par bilkul bhi confidence nahi tha. Fir maine ye tweet dekhi. An meri zindagi hi badal gai. Agar ye itni bakwaas karke twitter intellectual ban sakti hai to mai bhi kuch bhi achieve kar sakti hoon. Thank you Sanjukta!
@sanjukta
Dr. Sanjukta Basu, M.A., LLB., PhD
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The system of arranged marriage is like socialism. The community seniors will arrange one for you as per your needs. Whoever you are skinny fat dark fair bald they'll find a match. Love marriage is like free market economy. You have to go out there, find, sell, compete.
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Maybe he found a younger, better looking model 🤔
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Thought I’d spread a bit of positivity for you guys. Ever since the lockdown of Delhi without the pollution from city, the water has been begun to clear up and clouds and mermaids have been spotted in Yamuna for the first time in nearly 60 years! #COVIDIOT #CoronavirusPandemic
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“You are not like the other girls” is not the compliment you think it is. Have you seen the other girls? They’re pretty amazing. Every single one of them!
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@DrVW30 When he's handsome but has tooth decay.
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Space is the twitter equivalent of JCB ki khudai. It does not matter what is being discussed, 20-30 people will tune in to listen. I am people.
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Now this is just lazy work. I pay a lot of tax and hence expect better quality propaganda from the IT cell. 😂😂😂😂
@Advaidism
Advaid അദ്വൈത്
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The Sanghi handle used a video from 2017 Gujarat Elections, added a Telugu song to it and is now claiming that this video is from Tami Nadu. 🤣 These dumbos of BJP IT cell cant even understand the difference between Telugu & Tamil, which are the two classical languages of India
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Karwali bejjati! @ The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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@devendlad Fake news. It has already been claimed as Vishu Stambh according to opindia.
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Is this how you brew Child Beer?
@iSandeepBisht
Sandeep Bisht
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This is 2021 India 🇮🇳
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To fir ye lo gyaan -
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@Duneemperorpaul
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Tag your Love Guru on Twitter. Mine is @PeriwinkleMania Pranaam Gurumaiya 😊
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Suggest captions
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@ThePlacardGuy Glad you found a respectable honest job and don't have to resort to spreading hate for money anymore.
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@DrVW30 1000 Likes and I will recreate this..
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Bas yahi confidence chahiye mujhe bhi...
@airindia
Air India
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#FlyAI : In view of the incident onboard @IndiGo6E , Air India wishes to inform that conduct of Person concerned is unacceptable.With a view to discourage such behavior onboard flts, Mr Kunal Kamra is suspended from flying on any Air India flt until further notice. @HardeepSPuri .
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@friendsofrss @nytimes Forget news coverage, RSS should get a Nobel Prize for distributing this one mask. 🙏
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Everyone's a gangster until a real gangster walks in the room
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I, too, spend all my free time on Spaces 😎
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What's your favourite holiday destination in the whole world?
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The pressure to not be seen wearing the same clothes again. Clothes are meant to last years. Wear, wash, repeat. Often.
@NoContextHumans
Out of Context Human Race
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This is what Mars looks like from the northern pole. Scientists are calling this image 'RagiDosa2021'
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Move over everyone, it's my time to shine. Literally.
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Can you hear this image?
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Why does Dhokla always remind me of SpongeBob SquarePants? 😭😭
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Which Indian city has the highest quality of life?
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Trying to circumvent check-in baggage weight limit on a budget airline.
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Divided by religion. United by terrorism. 👌
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Jo log apne papa ko 'aap' bolte hain aur mummy ko 'tum', unko bhi Happy Mother's Day.
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It's time to invoke Force Majeure on adulting!
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@shmyla Shaitan has really nice shiny straight hair. I'm ready to trade my soul with the devil for that hair.
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Bas yahi confidence chahiye life mein! Next on Swarajya : 10 reasons why being unemployed and having nothing to eat is good for your figure.
@SwarajyaMag
Swarajya
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. @TheJaggi lists ten reasons why high oil taxes are good for India:
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What are you reading this week?
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What is the best compliment you have ever received?
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Narendra Modi Stadium name should be changed to J. P. Nadda Stadium.
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There's a special joy in getting money back from the government. #incometaxreturn
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4 years
One of the reasons for rising unemployment is that a large number of women are entering the workforce. This takes away job opportunities from men who actually need to work to sustain their families, and not just for timepass. 🤦
@LeThabo_Is_key
👕PAGES-MCMLXXXVI👕
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Your teacher once said?
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सस्ता Monet
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@BrutIndia This is 9 minutes of excellent whataboutery overpowered by confident and accusing tones that give an illusion of honesty.
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Gajar ka halwa is highly overrated. It tastes disgusting. Don't @ me!
@jonbecker_
Jon Becker
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Please quote tweet this with your most controversial food opinion, I love controversial food opinions
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मातृ - पितृ पूजन दिवस की शुभकामनाएँ 🙏
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@DrVW30 A handsome man used to visit my sweet shop 'Très Halwaai' everyday to admire my beauty. Now he has tooth decay.
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This is what happens when you pull out facts straight from Uranus..
@thekiranbedi
Kiran Bedi
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If you have even been called a Simp for supporting strong feminist women -
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Just few more days and hopefully it'll be ex-presidential harassment 😝🤣
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!
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How to spot a catfish account? Ask his views on #Thappad
@aham_yogini
Messilious
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I watched Thappad. You plz don't watch it. Total feminism bakwas.
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Shakshouka is nothing but a masala omelette with the ratio of onion+tomato to egg reversed. Don't @ me!
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I want the confidence of a mediocre Indian man
@DobieIndica
The Doberman Gang of India !
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@vidya_heble @nuts2406 What I mean, in case of emergency like flooding etc, women can endure with blood & without fear of infection etc. Women are biologically equipped to deal with that. In emergency where people are dying food/water is most important things. Napkins can wait…
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Everyone is unhappy, scared, and pretending to be someone they're not.
@nihiinn_
BAMIDELE🕊
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What opinion about Adulthood will have you like this?
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So there’s something called ‘Baby Olympics’ Cuteness overload 🥺❤️❤️
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I did what i had to do. No regrets!
@PTI_News
Press Trust of India
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STORY | Agra: 6 injured in fight over shortage of rasgullas at wedding function READ:
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It's ok everyone. If we remember to switch off extra lights in our homes, we can easily undo this in 10000000000000 years.
@_TheBulletin
The Bulletin
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Brussels Airlines runs 3,000 empty flights to maintain take-off and landing slots
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Header updated
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@Duneemperorpaul Because you are such a big Congress supporter. No other reason.
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We are evolving. Nature is healing 😂
@Jezebel
Jezebel
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Woman with rare medical condition unable to hear men's voices
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Wait till their illusion of 'who benefits more from a marriage' breaks. #MarriageStrike
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Coronavirus going through this right now #JantaCurfew
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Navika please find out if my friends have created a new whatsapp group without me. It has been unusually silent.
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लहू लुहान नज़ारों का ज़िक्र आया तो शरीफ लोग उठे दूर जा के बैठ गए । - Dushyant Kumar
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फरवरी आते ही सिंगल लौंडे ऐसे एक्टिव हो जाते हैं जैसे बरसात में मेंढक और 31 दिसंबर को ट्रैफिक पुलिस वाले।
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I wonder what you have done for your Hindu brothers and sisters in all these years, other than murdering the English language in this tweet.
@TajinderBagga
Tajinder Bagga (Modi Ka Parivar)
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I am in BJP whn i was 16. I started going RSS Shakha with my father whn i was 4 years old. We are working for ideology and will work till last breath #AskBagga
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Post a movie you’ve seen more than 5 times, no explanations.
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Post a movie you’ve seen more than 5 times, no explanations. ❤️
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