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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

6 years

Out 13th September 😬😬😬😬😬

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

5 years

After a bit of help. Does anyone know where I need to go to ‘ sign on ‘ in Barnsley 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

11 months

If anyone sees jack grealish or Kyle walker or any of the Man City players pissed as farts in vegas and gives it the ‘ should be setting an example ‘ or it’s disgusting how drunk they are or how much they’re spending….get yourself to fk ….they deserve the best summer ever

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

7 months

Gonna be honest …been a nervous day ….thought it would be a yes but you never know ….the future lottery winning Mrs Parkin ❤️

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

3 years

When you prepare properly you give yourself a better chance of succeeding 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

Darfield CC

@CCDarfield

3 years

Just 1 mile stone today another half Century from @Parky08 #UptheDCC

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

3 years

@SuppressedSikh Im not sure if I should be saying thank you or calling you a twat 😝😝😝

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

5 years

The fact that @northferribyutd has been allowed to fold for just short of £8000 is a testimony to how shit it is that all the money is at the top of the game ...surely that couldn’t have been allowed to happen with so much money in football 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

3 years

Anyone looking forward to the new @UndrTheCosh series starting tomorrow 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

3 years

That guy really is a despicable human being...he’s in the top 3 of the cretins for me 🤬

Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺

@Haggis_UK

3 years

Matt Hancock - I'm really glad that we can send out free school meals when schools are out. Piers Morgan - If you're that glad... why did you vote against giving free school meals? #GMB

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

3 years

So Norwich get promoted at the 1st time of asking ...with the manager that took them up last time and was in charge when they got relegated ...Burnley did it with dyche few years back ....wonder if anyone’s sat at home thinking maybe we’ve fkd up by sacking Chris wilder 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

4 years

Quite simply the best player I’ve ever played with and a fantastic lad to boot. You would struggle to find a better left foot in the game. Gone far far too early. Condolences to his family and everyone who ever had the pleasure of crossing his path. RIP Whitt’s x

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

4 years

What on earth do you say at half time 7-0 down 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

3 years

All it takes is a phone call ....you never know how important it might be to someone’s day ❤️

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

4 years

If there was ever an advertisement for ‘ anything is possible ‘ then this has surely got to be it. 4 northern dumplings chatting shite 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️....started in a back street boozer in Manchester .....and still in back street boozers now. Thanks everyone for your support 🙌🙌

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

4 years

300k a week amd cant take one in the grid for his team ......fuck off pal

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

3 years

The place that saved my career and the place where I also ended it. Some incredible times and also my worst In football. What a place and thanks for the memories 🙌🙌

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

5 years

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

1 year

Congratulations sheff wed on promotion. As if over 3 games the massive massive club couldn’t beat little old Barnsley once 🤷🏻‍♂️ @WTIDPOD enjoy your night p.s that team that played Today will be relegated by February …need at least 12 new players

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

1 year

Had worse Saturday afternoons. Bloody noisy though that Grand Prix track….can’t see me getting much kip 😴😴😴

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

4 years

No phone calls as of yet. Think my agent must have lost my number or he’s got something massive lined up 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

4 years

When it gets hit it stays hit 👍🏻

Amazon Prime Video Sport

@primevideosport

4 years

Big Jon Parkin playing club cricket in Barnsley 😍 Reckon he whacks it?

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

3 years

Young boys shouldn’t try playing a mans game ……and he was even worse in the 2nd half let me tell you 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

Open Goal

@opengoalsport

3 years

⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Daily Euros Podcast | Day 1️⃣1️⃣! St Johnstone Double Winner @roons96 joins us to preview tomorrow's big game and he also tells us about an old @Parky08 pre-match routine at York 🤣 YouTube 📺 Podcast 🎧 w/ @GrosvenorSport

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

4 years

I know a certain man who would have claimed that as him keeping them up 👀👀👀

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

3 years

When you get dropped on 0....21....40.....68....and 89 you’ve got to make the most of it 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

Darfield CC

@CCDarfield

3 years

Here we go with todays milestones. First up @Parky08 sponsored by @BL_Photos2018 with 130 for the 1st XI v Sheffield Utd. Massive well done to @DominicFell_ for sticking with JP & seeing him to his ton. #UptheDCC

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

7 years

Just think what it could have been if I could run 🤔🤔🤔

York City FC

@YorkCityFC

7 years

Striker Jon Parkin is chasing his 200th senior goal ahead of new season which starts on Saturday at Bootham Crescent

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

5 years

Now the dust has settled I would just like to say a massive thank you to @YorkCityFC for having me in both my spells. I thoroughly enjoyed them both and will always be looking out for results. Hopefully more successful times are just around the corner....si thi.......Parky x

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

2 years

Un fekin believable 🥴🥴🥴

BBC Sport

@BBCSport

2 years

Phil Brown has been appointed as the new manager of Barrow AFC.

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

3 years

So so sad. If anyone is struggling please do speak up there will always be someone willing to help no matter what it is your going through

Yeovil Town F.(C).

@YTFC

3 years

Rest in peace, Lee Collins. 1988-2021 #YTFC

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

6 years

So after lots of hard work .....a few uncomfortable conversations with my ghost writer and plenty of ‘ what was I doing ‘ moments the book of finally out. Please let me know what you think 😬😬😬

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

3 years

Always got taught.....protect yourself at all times 😳😳

Football 41

@footballforty1_

5 years

'Got the ball' @Parky08

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

4 years

Thsts the fastest I’ve run in 20 years

Darfield CC

@CCDarfield

4 years

After two tough results today there was a positive with @Parky08 hitting 124 in our 2nd XI game against Upper Haugh CC!!! #BEAST 🏏👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

1 year

After winning next to fk all in 21 years playing ….start chatting a bit of shite and win this for the 2nd time 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

Football Content Awards

@The_FCAs

1 year

🏆 The winner of the #BestPodcast (Football League) award is... @UndrTheCosh 👏🏼 #FCAs22

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

6 years

Pressure my friend is for tyres and blow up dolls. I'm tipping you've got at least 4 of one and one of the other .....unless you don't drive 👍🏻

Larry Carter

@pitlanescoop

6 years

And now @YCFC_SLO striker Jon Parkin didn’t like me welcoming him to hell, so reminded me he used to play in front of 30000! Pressure is getting to them, 1-0. Gray’s for the sack @Official_Darlo

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

1 year

Don’t worry about it Mo…it’s not for everyone scoring a hat trick at elland road 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

4 years

Bloody hell. Not this again. Can’t we just forget about it and move on 🤷🏻‍♂️🤪🤷🏻‍♂️🤪🤷🏻‍♂️🤪

Football 41

@footballforty1_

4 years

TEN YEARS AGO TODAY: The greatest comeback of all time.

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

6 years

When you flippantly say to the @UndrTheCosh podcast team .....’ choose my next celebration’ 😫😫😫😫😫wtf was I thinking. Gonna need to think of a new one now boys 👍🏻

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

4 years

Oh my good god. Just seen this ....I was desperate for a piss ...sorry @robbiewilliams

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

6 years

There might have been a few championship defences that struggled over the years as well. Not just ' lower league defences ' 🤔🤔🤔

Sky Bet

@SkyBet

6 years

😖 Lower league defences have struggled to contain @parky08 since 1998.

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

5 years

If you was in a night club or walking down the street and some one was abusing you would you not be in your rights to tell them to fk off ....all this because your a footballer you should take it is is a load of crap....and I got abused every away ground for 20 years 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

7 months

About 100 games and 40 goals short but whose counting 🤣🤣

The #EFL Zone

@TheFLZone

7 months

Guess the player? ✍️

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

4 years

Makes it into my top 25 I think 😬😬

Newport County AFC

@NewportCounty

4 years

Not enough people talk about this goal. 🤯 What do you think about this stunning #GoalOfTheDay ? 🔥 #NCAFC #AmberArmy

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

7 years

Don't know if I will ever play here again so if I don't thanks for the memories Wembley 👍🏻

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

5 years

We all get old 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

bet365

@bet365

5 years

In the last 24 hours Jon Parkin and Leroy Lita have both announced their retirement from football. Between them they've played for 27 clubs, played in 1,092 games, scored 344 goals and both gained promotion to the Premier League. End of an era.

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

9 months

We go again lads

UndrTheCosh

@UndrTheCosh

9 months

NEW SERIES 21.8.23

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

4 years

My ‘ soon to be evicted ‘ son has left his iPhone on the 219a Doncaster ( 7.48 ) @StagecoachYrks it’s got his bus pass in the back. Please get in touch if you find it. There’s a drink in it for you. And you don’t want an 11 year old kicked out. Retweets welcome. Thanks

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

5 years

Hate to see food go to wasted as well 😫😫

Prostate Cancer UK

@ProstateUK

5 years

Wait till the end.... 😂😂😂 Unbelievable tekkers from @Parky08 at the Football to Amsterdam lunch stop. #F2A

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

4 years

Over rated that walking @bignorms

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

2 years

Thought after retiring this kind of thing was all in the past 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

5 years

That fat arse came in handy sometimes 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

Fleetwood Town FC

@ftfc

5 years

Some strike this from @Parky08 in our victory over Saturday's opponents @ASFCofficial in 2014... 🙌 #OnwardTogether

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

3 years

Taken us a lot of years but finally bloody won something. Thank you to everyone who voted for us 🙌🙌

Football Content Awards

@The_FCAs

3 years

🏆 The winner of the @FootballLeagueW #BestPodcast - Football League is... @UndrTheCosh 👏🏼 #FCAs

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

5 years

Fk me. Where is the next stop to get off this world 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

6 years

Give a man a break. We had just got promoted that day and I was 20 pints deep ( minimum ) .....mans got to eat 😆😆

ROBIN LLEWELYN-LEACH

@ROBANDTHEMOB

6 years

@Parky08 Has it got your famous up ‘Anley duck kebab house fan photo in ? 🤣 #FeedTheBeast

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

1 year

It feels good to be home 🎉🎉 @UndrTheCosh

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

2 years

@paddykenny17 When did you start cooking the chicken big un…..last Thursday ??

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

3 years

Oh my good god. We’ve only gone and fkn done it. Lads have done absolutely incredible. So so proud of everyone of them and we’ve raised over £25000 …if you could donate that would be incredible. Thanks I’m advance ❤️❤️

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

2 years

Thought after retiring this kind of thing was all in the past 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

5 years

Been doing a lot of thinking on the beach this summer

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@Parky08

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

3 years

Had a couple of drinks ...so please excuse me ....but what the fuck is going on here ....do you think boris and his cretins go to bed on a night and think to theirselves..we’re doing alright here...or do they really know that it’s carnage ........

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

4 years

Thank you very much everyone. The phone has been handed in and it’s a massive relief that the bus pass is still in there......don’t know what he would have done for getting to and from school of not. P.s there are some good folk out there 🙌🙌

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

3 years

All ready to go….how the fk did us numptys end up doing this 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

4 years

Cramped on a plane ...they’ve flown from London to Manchester not fkn Sydney 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

5 years

One of the most overrated players I’ve ever seen butland. Every time I see him play he drops a bollock 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

1 year

Can we play you every week 😅😅

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

4 months

Pep or not ….he’s got to start lashing balls about and topping folk

Sky Sports News

@SkySportsNews

4 months

"Man City want a loan fee and most if not all of his £135k a week wages paid in full" 💰 The Good Morning Transfers panel discuss the latest on Man City midfielder Kalvin Phillips' future at the club 🔄

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

3 years

I tend to try and not talk about it 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

Tommo

@LUFC1992_v2

3 years

On this day 11 years ago: 39 mins: Leeds 4-1 Preston 79 mins: Leeds 4-6 Preston F*ck @Parky08 #lufc

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

3 years

Here’s my front page for my onlyfans….this time next year rodders !!!!!

UndrTheCosh

@UndrTheCosh

3 years

Yeee Haw 😂😂

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

6 years

Thank you very much for your words of wisdom pal. I keep trying to find you on the internet to see how your career panned out but you don’t seem to be coming up anywhere. The internet must be broke 🤔🤔

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

7 years

Run

Trev Jenkins

@TJ05YC

7 years

@Parky08 Brilliant free kick. Precision. Power. Side Panel, angled their keeper. Is there anything you can't do on a football pitch ? #ycfc

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

7 years

Thank you everyone for the messages. Hope I can inspire everyone with an under active thyroid what can be done 👀👀👀

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

1 year

Our captain ….our leader ….our sheik man-baldy

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

4 years

Do feel sorry for them Wigan lads...owners have let them down massively .....but FKN GET IN YOU REDS 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

5 years

Incredible season from @BarnsleyFC by the way. Never easy getting a promotion and fully deserved. Congratulations to all 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

2 years

Races cancelled for obvious reasons but still got to wear my new @marcdarcysuits jacket today. Full suit pic will be forthcoming

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

1 year

Tha what …..after that tonight it’s a celebration …..we’re all gonna have a bash …..don’t want to leave anyone out

ALL WEDNESDAY RNT WE

@owlsfan4eva

1 year

@Parky08 What same as you shag your family members every week ? Whose turn is it tonight ? Mum dad brother sister ?

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

1 year

We have 4 tickets for Mondays play off final in the Barnsley end we don’t need @UndrTheCosh Does anyone know a family of 4 or parent and child who unfortunately can’t afford tickets. We would love to give them to someone who would love to go. Please share. They are all adult

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

8 months

Was our Christmas do that weekend and we needed the Monday off so think that’s why everyone was so happy 🎉🎉

Second Tier podcast

@secondtierpod

8 months

On this day in 2008… 🗓️ Preston signed Jon Parkin! #PNEFC

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

3 years

After reaching the final tonight the celebrations In Scotland must off the scale for getting that winning draw 😖😖😖

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

5 years

Depends on you take on retirement. If 44 goals in 90 games is classed as retirement ......then yes I think I did👍🏻

Leigh AUFC ❤🤍

@watson6543

5 years

@Parky08 Did u retire wen u signed for york

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

5 years

After watching Barnsley 5 times this season it’s blatantly obvious they are missing a couple of experienced heads. I get the ‘ remit ‘ but fk me come on. Experienced c/h helps a young lad ....experienced c/m helps a young one ....experienced c/f helps a young one 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

8 years

If I played up front with sturridge he would be getting pinned up at the end of most games .... Just pass the ball

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

4 years

Morning tommy. Hope your well and staying safe. Managed just short of 230 in total pal. Would have been 650!if I’d played against sheff wed every week ....always used to score 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

8 months

Hope the public transport issues in Sheffield get sorted asap @WTIDPOD …gutting most of the 60000 crowd couldn’t make it to the game because of it 😫

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

4 years

I am literally sat pissing myself 😆😆

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

7 years

Thanks for all the messages. I'm very proud to be in that team. What a bunch of lads. Hope you fans enjoyed that. Glad we could give you

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

3 years

And that’s without taking into account the totally scandalous crack with who they have given ppe and all that malarkey contracts to ...boils my piss...and there’s not much does. Fkn cunts the lot of them 🤬🤬😉

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

6 years

Lukaku looking at the turf ......try playing at Chorley 😫😫😫😫😫

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

9 months

@ChrisKirkland43 Lager and a kebab

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

5 years

Why do all these clubs in any way shape or form think it’s acceptable not to pay players....sure the big boys could afford to miss a month or two but these are people’s lives and families they are fkn with 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

3 years

I take it no one has flown into Budapest from India in the last 6 weeks then 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

5 years

Is this a wind up ....I assume they weren’t players so what’s the problem. I’ve seen many a Friday staff night out like I’m sure every other player has over the years. And who ever took the photo .....fk off will you !!!

BBC Sport Manchester

@BBCRMsport

5 years

Macclesfield Town say four members of staff who were pictured out in Swindon on Friday have let the club and the fans down massively, and will be dealt with behind closed doors. #Silkmen

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

6 years

Well that’s pre season no 20 done and dusted. They’ve certainly changed and got to say for my old legs for the better. Let’s see what the next 10 months being 😬😬😬

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@Parky08

4 years

So so so tragic. I’m not implying his parents did at all....but if this is not a wake up call to all parents whose kids play football not to put any pressure on them and just let them enjoy it then I don’t know what is. It’s just a game and just a job 😔

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

7 years

Ha ha. Come on Yaya. Just hold your hands up. I once thought I was eating a salad from a Chinese buffet

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

3 years

First time I think I’ve ever been top of the league ...what about you @browny159 ?? We all know @ChrisJBrown_ has awards coming out his arse but it’s a 1st for me 😬😬

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

1 year

Always like to take positives ….you won’t have the tricky game away to forest green to deal with next year @WTIDPOD

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Jon Parkin

@Parky08

4 years

Well I’ve just suffered the 2nd relegation of my career ....from the middle lane to the slow lane in the swimming pool....I don’t think I have eaten enough carbs today 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️