Thomas Pardee @Pardee Twitter profile

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Thomas Pardee

@Pardee

6 years

If you go back and listen to Songs About Jane it should piss you off that Maroon 5 is even releasing shit like Girls Like You... not to mention that it’s going to No. 1

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I have texting anxiety so bad sometimes that I will let friendly/innocuous texts build up unread for literally days and then at some random moment decided NOW'S THE TIME and take a big breath and respond to all of them at once. Am I... alone in this?

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I don't know much, but I know I'll never watch "Old" again.

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3 months

Austin queen Emerald Van Cartier performed “the night the lights went out in Georgia” last night in front of Jean Smart herself and it moved her (Jean) to tears. Jean then spoke to each queen like this after the show, showering them with love. Extremely moving to watch.

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6 years

Lesson I wish to impart to the youths: do NOT date 20-something boys who are doing the bleached/silver hair thing. Maybe they're good people but THEY ARE GOING THROUGH IT. Let them pass and maybe find them later down the road.

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Jean Smart mothering at Oilcan Harry’s in Austin. 😭

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4 years

Waited for my coffee next to Justin and Hailey just now lol

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6 years

I have two moods

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6 years

I found it, the saddest tweet

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3 years

If we all lived life with this level of violent gratitude the world would be a radically different place.

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5 years

2001: *buys Miss Congeniality on VHS* 2008: *buys Miss Congeniality on DVD* 2019: *drinks wine, eats pizza, buys Miss Congeniality on iTunes*

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@Pardee

5 years

Most millennial gay men in large cities neither want nor could manage a relationship IF THEY TRIED, but they date bc they're bored/want validation and frame themselves as victims when others expect them to take a modicum of responsibility for other people's emotional wellbeing.

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@Pardee

7 years

I'm starting to get a good feeling about this. Dua may actual Happen™!

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7 years

. @DuaLipa "rules" the Emerging Artists chart

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3 months

Wanting Mhi’ya to go home had everything to do with her being consistently the worst performer in every challenge and not having a drag POV except “flipping.” The performance stunts during the lip syncs were feeling increasingly sloppy and desperate, and it was getting impossible

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3 months

The Drag Race fandom is an actual joke. So when non Ballroom girl does a crunchy duck walk for an entire season, y’all live. When a an actual seasoned Ballroom girl pull a harmless stunt during a lip sync, it’s a problem and suddenly “This is Drag Race, not Ballroom.” GIRL-

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6 years

When a straight man initiates the one-armed bro-hug hand-clasp greeting

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1 year

@adamtotscomix This would ruin me for years.

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1 year

I would love to have a healthy conversation about how Pride in NYC/LA has completely spiraled away from any meaningful connection to its roots and is now just a glut of exploitively and inaccessibly expensive parties full of magnified drug/alcohol abuse... but I've got no takers.

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@Pardee

7 years

My 2017 manifesto:

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@Pardee

6 years

@TomiLahren This is such a hideous thing to say. What do you think about every day when you wake up in the morning? Is telling a woman she’s too ugly to rape really the contribution on you want to make is this world?

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1 year

I’m normally suspicious of internet pile-ons but something about the violent, universal rejection of Real Friends of WeHo is so satisfying. I think it’s because the show exists for such a cynical, greedy and desperate reason, and at the expense of something people actually love.

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6 years

“‘Paying them bitches no mind’ is not just a sassy thing to say or the right thing to do, it’s pretty much the only way to survive.” - @miz_cracker on @feastoffun

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5 years

LIFE NEWS: I still can’t believe I get to say this, but today I start my new career chapter as Creative Director at The Trevor Project. I’m.... beyond grateful and honored to join this team and do this work. ❤️🌈 @TrevorProject

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7 months

There’s a lot of reasons for this, but it needs to be said that over-simplifying and two-dimensionalizing the animation style just to make toy manufacturing cheaper is getting really hard to ignore. Never more egregious than in Wish.

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@wakefieldreport

7 months

I keep saying it. The Disney animation house-style has to change. All these movies just *look* the same. Especially the character design. They need a variety of animation styles, and characters that don’t look interchangeable with just different hairstyles and skin color.

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4 years

Real ones know Gimme More is actually Britney’s best.

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5 years

Rest in power, IG following tab. You empowered me to do some self-destructive lurking in my darkest moments and the world is better now you’re dead but you did have the range.

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@Pardee

5 years

Hungover? Get a reliably delicious meatball. On a diet? Get a sensible scooped out turkey and spinach. Hate the bread? Go with a wrap or flatbread. They always got ice in the soda machine, some new gimmick, and the best cookies on the block. ALWAYS cheap as hell, and EVERYWHERE.

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2 years

We facilitate, incentivize and reward a culture of boundarylessness and dehumanization here on this app and then act surprised and morally offended when people behave exactly as trained.

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5 years

Twist: I’m a hiking gay now.

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5 years

@1mrkojo You know you even joking about this creates a culture where kids kill themselves right? So the fuck what if he’s feminine? People are different. Stop projecting your shit and making this world a more hateful place than it already is.

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4 years

This energy right here was why I was so excited to see @Indiaferrah back on TV and she has not disappointed me. A SPECIFIC energy. 👇🏼

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4 years

Gaga saw those Meth Gala videos and said... they're ready.

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@Pardee

5 years

No one is more dramatic than me but girl... this is about makeup

Tati Westbrook

@GlamLifeGuru

5 years

There won't be a video tomorrow. My heart is still too heavy. I feel like I need to remind you that we can hold truth & inspire change without grabbing onto hate. Honor your blessings, don't abuse them. Celebrating pain will only bring it to your door. love you guys, see you soon

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6 years

IDK what category this is but 🤷🏻‍♂️ #poseonfx

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@Pardee

5 years

Felicity Huffman after she serves her prison sentence

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4 years

Merry Christmas to you, Happy Birthday to me. 🎄🎂 #32

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@Pardee

5 years

Attempting to survive #LAPride with my soul intact

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@Pardee

5 years

More creators need to come forward if they have had similar experiences working with Britney. Maybe her team is protecting her, but don’t be shocked if they aren’t. In any case, they shouldn’t get to operate like this in the shadows anymore.

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@lotfai_fx

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I've been directing @britneyspears In London few years ago. I remember what I felt at that moment: sadness, compassion and the terrible wish to extract her from her handlers. This shooting has been an emotional mess for me. #FreeBritney 1/4

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5 years

What I try to live by now is this: it's ok to enter people's orbit, just be mindful of why you're there. Take frequent stock of your feelings. Take responsibility for how you are affecting others' feelings. Be prepared to communicate HONESTLY every fucking day.

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@Pardee

6 years

My feed is full of aggressive gayness due to the start of Pride month (great!) but lol because literally all you people tweet about is your gayness the rest of the year, too.

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@Pardee

5 years

NYC gays spend all their money on white sneakers, vodka sodas and Carly/Kacey/LIRR tickets

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@Pardee

6 years

I stan @itsSHANGELA because she has talent, heart, ingenuity, sass, grit, work ethic, and humor. She delivered one of the most iconic drag race tear downs of all time (re: sugardaddies, bless) and she's upped her game consistently. I'd loan her money and let her babysit my kids!

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@Pardee

5 years

If true, this confirms: Britney's team (which controls her every move & stands to directly benefit from it) has violated her rights as a conservatee, forced her into a facility (where she may have needed to go; that's separate), drugged her & lied to literally everyone about it.

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@Pardee

6 years

I was busy with Dua last summer when this gay masterpiece was release but I shall SLEEP NO MORE. My god is this a bop. 🤯

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@Pardee

4 years

I should have thought twice before downloading @brianstelter 's book about Fox News the very same week I decided to visit my dad who exclusively watches Fox News.

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@Pardee

5 years

Don’t watch Bird Box “just to understand the memes.” Watch it for Sandra Fucking Bullock delivering a PERFORMANCE despite only being able to use a handful of the muscles in her face.

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@Pardee

6 years

It is VERY important to Milk that you always see him as at least partly male because it’s VERY important to Milk that you continue to want to fuck him because he is VERY much not capable of capturing your attention through his artistry alone.

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@Pardee

4 years

Britney—undisputed queen of quarantine for over a year now—should have her own segment at the daily press briefings.

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@Pardee

3 years

At this point… fully rioting if @A_doubleC_D doesn’t win this season.

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@Pardee

7 years

Being perfectly respectable while gay is a crime against your culture.

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@Pardee

7 years

#NewProfilePic is only about 20% a lie, which is pretty good for me. 🙃

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@Pardee

6 years

All frats must die.

Cornell fraternity under fire for 'pig roast' sex contest

Vice president for student and campus life Ryan Lombardi said in a statement that the fraternity's behavior was "abhorrent".

www.usatoday.com

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@Pardee

5 years

@joelcifer No shade, just facts: this is an unnecessarily ugly sentiment to put out into the world. Your choices and the forces and your life that led you to make them are not everyone's. You may never understand, that's fine, but don't pretend to know better for attention on Twitter.

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@Pardee

3 years

I hope it is clear to everyone how monumental today was the trajectory of Britney's legacy.

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@Pardee

8 years

Putting Britney on right after Bey forces the kind of comparison that disregards Britney specific appeal, especially after Glory.

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@Pardee

4 years

Know what we're NOT gonna do!? What we did during the Artpop era: drag Gaga for not being TOTALLY revolutionary while at the same time CLASSICALLY her; for not surprising us while remaining completely uncontroversial; for working out of the box but within ALL of our expectations.

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@Pardee

6 years

Middle-aged gays LOVE anklets 👀

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Thomas Pardee

@Pardee

7 years

IDK if it was Gaga's VOCALS, raw charisma, showmanship, the rain or the double tequilas (all the above?) but last night was TRANSCENDENT.

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@Pardee

3 years

#DemonTwink has followed DaBaby on instagram

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Thomas Pardee

@Pardee

5 years

Adam Lambert’s new EP is reeeeally fucking good. Probably his best.

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@Pardee

5 years

As gay people we get to choose our families

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@Pardee

5 years

It is still.. completely.. UNFATHOMABLE to me... that this happened.

gabe bergado

@gabebergado

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Avengers: Endgame (2019)

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@Pardee

5 years

Some day I want a Madonna gay to spend a few hours walking me through her work (they way I am prone to doing with Britney) because it’s never clicked for me and I think with the right guidance it very well could?

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@Pardee

5 years

Billy Porter just threw the most aggressively neutch face at Ru WHEW. I have questions.

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@Pardee

5 years

I got out of an LTR 5 years ago this month, and for years after that, all of my "dating" efforts were completely self-centered efforts to define my self-esteem based on whose interest I could capture and keep. I learned a lot but I caused a lot of pain and I regret that.

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Thomas Pardee

@Pardee

6 years

If you can't see by now that within 10 years we'll all be shrieking over "Todrick's Drag Race" you haven't been paying attention.

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@Pardee

4 years

She’s pivoting your honor

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@Pardee

4 years

Reporting live from the elevator behind Rock’N Sushi in Weho where @michcoll famously “met” L*eah Michele. 👀 #someonespilledsauce

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@Pardee

1 year

@tkylemac This is like the drag race acting challenges where they have to promote their fake product in in a mock interview

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Thomas Pardee

@Pardee

7 years

"This is what happens when you let hot people think they matter." - @alplicable

Queerty

@Queerty

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Colby Keller: “I don’t support Trump” but “I did vote for Trump.” - More at:

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2 years

@keyon the pretzel scene... i-

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@Pardee

5 years

How quickly we as a culture forget 1 G*rl 5 G*ys...

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@Pardee

5 years

I've never seen a clearer picture of the gay dating scene in a large city

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@Pardee

4 years

Pete Davidson in drag looks like Rebecca Glasscock but some of you weren’t born early enough to catch that one.

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@Pardee

4 years

The scene at the bars when we're all allowed out of our houses again

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@Pardee

6 years

Happy Boxing Day sweaties 🧚🏻‍♀️

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@Pardee

3 years

Adding to today's good news... no one sang "Imagine."

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Thomas Pardee

@Pardee

5 years

- Lived in Chi, NYC, SF & LA - 5 failed relationships - 15 tattoos - 3 life-altering career pivots - Experienced trauma, developed anxiety, started therapy - Approx. 5,634 vodka sodas w/splash of cran - Heard "I Wanna Dance With Somebody" 9,543,032 times - 1 hairstyle

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@Pardee

3 months

@VenusMattel Not a relevant question. I’m watching a TV show (that I’ve watched for 16 whole years) and having an opinion about it.

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@Pardee

6 years

I swear 6 different people have sent me the dog eating the other dog’s ass. In the market for new friends!

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@Pardee

5 years

Wake me when you’re ready to discuss the excellence that is @adamlambert ’s entirely discography but in particular (this morning anyway) 2015’s The Original High

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@Pardee

5 years

One thing about corporate Pride activations we often forget: there’s usually a queer person (or group) leading the charge internally at these companies, trying to make whatever their bosses want them to do feel good and true and beneficial to the community. Cheers to them.

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@Pardee

6 years

Oh hey Twitter, I'm moving to SF in 2 weeks!!! (Whew! That felt good.)

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@Pardee

6 years

@Chadwick_Moore @FBI @Grindr So why you on it sis? All you're doing by drawing attention to yourself is growing the long list of people who wouldn't fuck you anyway. Relax. Think of all the time you have back now.

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@Pardee

5 years

Alexa play that Kacey Musgraves album I’m supposed to like

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@Pardee

8 years

CNN is showing a video of Hillary stumbling on loop as BREAKING NEWS. Meanwhile Donald Trump continues to lie on a daily basis.

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@Pardee

6 years

Good morning to Margot Martindale and this fitting room lighting only

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Thomas Pardee

@Pardee

4 years

My doctor just told me that I have the highest levels of antibodies they have seen at their practice (how?!) and that I should lie about being gay to donate blood. This is chaos!

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@Pardee

6 years

Turning looks Stunting pretty I’m the bitch with sweaty tiddies

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@Pardee

5 years

Every line of this is now embedded in my DNA

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@Pardee

7 years

The floor is releasing a third single

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@Pardee

6 years

What kinda weirdo shit am I gonna have to pretend to be into once str* people appropriate harnesses away from us...

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@Pardee

4 years

Y'all I adopted a dog (!!!) and I am bringing her home on Sunday and I'm just buying her shit on Amazon because I'm so damn excited 😭❤️

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@Pardee

3 years

This mix just slapped me in the mouth 😧

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@Pardee

3 years

As far as apology etiquette goes, spending half of your statement blaming others for not politely educating you how to not being a hateful monster is generally not advisable.

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@Pardee

5 years

The problem is they all respond promptly like normal people so I am bombarded all over again but this time at once and the cycle continues!

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@Pardee

7 years

Ok I did beat it down last night.

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@Pardee

5 years

It’s called a BRAND, google it sometime 💅🏻

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@Pardee

5 years

We originally took this to troll @calvinstowell but I thought it had much too sweet an energy for him in the end

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Thomas Pardee

@Pardee

3 years

Hey everyone. Worst nightmare coming true currently. My dog Chi-Chi escaped her sitter last night and is currently missing, last seen in Koreatown LA. She’s small and scared. If you could keep an eye out for her and share this flyer if you have followers here I’d be grateful. ❤️

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