@bobservant
So, to add to countless Env Health violations, trading without a proper licence and reckless conduct, we now have crimes against comedy? Don’t worry about that off switch Bob, we’ll help you find it.
#prisonkitchenshavefryerstoo
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Just told a joke to a packed queue of punters that caused tears of joy, applause, a lollipop lady to have an asthma attack and a postie to commit an offence in his trousers. I simply can not, and will not, find the "off button". We continue to fry.
@TaysidePolice
@bobservant
Shocking that tayside police are wasting time interacting with the likes of the fictional bob servant when there are real criminals out there!!
Like Mrs Brown’s boys 😀