how is velvet made? If we had an apocalypse right now and the citizens of the new world assigned me the role of velvet maker...I’d frankly have no idea where to start
BONE dry? Honey, bones aren’t even that dry!! in fact they are often covered by body goop, blood, tissue etc. so maybe we should back the fuck off, hm?!?
So 2020 has kinda of sucked lol. But i am THRILLED to announce that I have been accepted to Sexy university where I’ll be pursuing my doctorate in medicine to fix this whole covid thing 💕
my gyno waited till the internal exam to ask me who my favorite comedian was, and that was not the first time I’ve been asked that question while getting fingered 💕 i miss college 😩
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This well-acted video is funny because Jamie is displaying abnormal and somewhat psychopathic behavior (being soaked in toilet water, stealing pieces of toilet, thinking Pokemon is Simpsons, etc) yet is continuing on in flirtatious repartee despite her host's open consternation.
webmd telling me the black tongue I have right now is a “harmless” condition called “black hairy tongue” because i “had pepto bismol last night” when obv it’s a devil curse on me cus i wasn’t honest in confession when I was 11
springtime is all about a FRESH START and for my fresh start I’ve decided to get rid of some of my clothes but keep my toxic relationships around it’s all about balance
it’s cool when people tell me that exercise will fix my sadness. they’re like “you know that thing you hate doing even when you’re happy? Do the thing you hate doing when you’re SAD actually and by transitive property you will feel better 😎”