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Saumil Heard It

5 months

Where do ultra high net worth folks keep their money.. This guy just revealed his net worth down to every penny Full post:

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Saumil Heard It

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9 days

Being a software engineer at Oracle and getting Kohli out for a duck Netravalkar is the coolest techbro ever. None of us stand a chance

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9 months

Swiggy guys standing outside Meghana Biryani at 9 PM

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Mumbai according to Mumbaikars after all the construction work is complete in 2059

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5 months

What. A. Post.

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2 years

Airlines are now informing all passengers to arrive 3.5 hours before domestic flights to the airport Which means passengers in @peakbengaluru now need to leave a whole 1 day before their flight to make it in time

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1 year

It’s 2023 and I’m watching a couple guys try to pat a cricket pitch dry with a sponge. What am I missing here? Is this the farthest cricket tech has come?

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1 year

Pure Savage

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2 years

Unfortunately, most of us have real jobs so we cannot take advantage of this 'secret productivity hack' like some content creators can

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1 month

“The spirit of Mumbai is unmatchable” - said Vivaan, 19 year old from South Bombay, lives in a 22 Cr apartment owned by dad overlooking racecourse Folks from the suburbs know not to say shit like that. We’ve seen too much

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Saumil Heard It

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2 years

It’s been a rough week in tech.. Layoffs: Global - Stripe 14% - Opendoor 18% - Twitter 50% - Delivery hero - Chime 12% India - Udaan (tranches) - Chargebee 10% - Byjus 5% Hiring freeze: - Apple - Amazon All of Big Tech is now in freeze. Tough being someone seeking roles rn

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2 years

Finally sharing the secrets: How I grew my bank balance to 1 Crore rupees at the age of 25: Salary: 3 Lac Stocks: 1 Lac Side-hustle: 1 Lac Cash deposit from Papa: 95 lacs

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1 year

Atmosphere at Amazon India as layoffs take place: “You can hear people breaking down and crying in the office” "75% of my team is gone, I'm still employeed but don't feel like working anymore” Link to post on Grapevine:

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7 months

Great Places to Work 2023 Certified

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10 months

I tend to prefer the Mumbai model where the rickshaw guy isn’t into fintech but actually takes you where you want to go if you ask

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10 months

It's funny how Mumbai is the 'Financial Capital' of India but 99% of rickshaw and taxi valas don't accept UPI. Heck, several shops and popular establishments like Rustom Ice Cream and Kyani only deal in cash. Come to Bengaluru and every rickshaw has like 3 different QR codes.

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1 year

'tis the season where NRIs will go back and tell tales of the east

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5 months

Not gonna lie, the anti-70 hour work week lobby was gifted this moment on a platter 😂😂

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2 years

Every creator’s content quality after 5 years:

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2 years

Have an interview coming up? Just keep a window open on a split screen. These answers are legit good enough to get you through any PM, Analyst, PMM, sales, business development job.

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2 years

Nambi Narayanan built a rocket engine for 60 lac rupees when his team was given only 1 CR for the whole project. And then there’s some engineers in tech who make 1 CR a year and won’t deliver your feature for another 2 quarters 🙊

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Netravalkar casually creating Android projects back in the day while getting a shout out from a fellow schoolmate

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11 months

Matrimony websites have the most accurate salary data. With Grapevine we are trying our best to be second best 😂

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Saumil Heard It

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1 year

Scary stuff at Goldman Sachs India: Employees are being asked to go to a conference room, told that they’re laid off and asked to leave immediately without being allowed to go back to their desk Started a while ago with a 10 person layoff. But now 100s are expected to be cut

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1 year

Everything and everyone has been roasted in this post 😂😂

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1 year

Amazon fired 18000 employees today to cut costs when they could instead stop delivering my tea in a box that could fit a baby elephant

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6 months

Bellandur lake Kayaking ❤️

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7 months

So far what I’ve gathered is that Sam Altman was fired on a Google Meet link Open AI is literally owned by Microsoft and even they don’t use Microsoft Teams 😂

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1 year

Never has so much excitement been seen for products you can also buy at Vijay Sales

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Kontent

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Bangalore's favourite Rameshwaram Cafe makes 4.5 crore/month in a tiny space BARELY fitting 25 people! This is how they did it 👇 1) They sell dosa in Bangalore in a crowded area ...

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1 year

Said by an anon 😂😂

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1 year

Easily best rant of the week 👏🏻👏🏻

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8 months

India AQI chart right now Feeling really smart about moving to Bangalore I mean I know I’ll lose all my hair in two years here, but I’ll take it

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2 years

Every VC and Techbro on this app today

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2 years

Microsoft CTC breakup 😆

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10 months

🤣🤣

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5 months

Thar epidemic in @peakbengaluru 😂😂

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4 months

❤️❤️❤️

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2 months

Go to IKEA Bangalore on a Sunday and you’ll know exactly what he’s talking about

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8 months

Omegle 2009-2023 🪦

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Saumil Heard It

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4 months

Me at 7 years old: I want to go to space, be an astronaut Me at 14: I want to win India the World Cup, be a cricketer Somehow me at 28: Let’s take this offline and sync within the week. Please block my calendar. My Thursdays are usually light

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1 month

Dude has a very solid reason explaining that chart in the first comment 👏🏻👏🏻

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Saumil Heard It

@OnTheGrapevine

2 years

David Beckham is being paid $277M to be the brand ambassador of the Qatar World Cup And the thousands of migrant workers who toiled for 12 years to build the infra in over 40-45 degrees of heat are mostly broke, and some even dead The inequalities oft times are too cruel..

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Saumil Heard It

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2 years

I’m a 24 year old shitposter who has lived through exactly zero recessions. Let me teach you how to manage your personal finances, your portfolio and your startup through an economic downturn in a 75 part tweet thread below 👇 (1/75)

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11 months

When you pay a freelancer less than 5 dollars on fiverr

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7 months

🙈🙈

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11 months

A very strongly worded rant on the state of SDEs. With quality comments both for and against the topic (including the depth of contribution to open source, made from India). Rest of the rant along & 96+ comments:

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1 year

Why is Sunil Shetty asking people on LinkedIn to Work from Office on the regular?

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1 year

The memes are gettin’ good 😂

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1 year

Apps that don’t work for techbros in Bangalore

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2 years

Ashneer v/s Warikoo might be the Kong v/s Godzilla we didn’t know we wanted, but will certainly entertain

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5 months

That. Comment. 🙌🏻

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7 months

Sam Altman did what many in tech have been doing for a long time 1. Leave old company 2. Get an offer from a FAANG company at a new pay band 3. Stay at old company at FAANG pay band + 10% Good game 👏

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10 months

Wake up babe, the new startup grindset just dropped

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2 years

🚩 11 red flags to avoid when joining a new startup We recently asked a few people for the Red flags to avoid when joining a new role, responses in thread below --> 🚩 #1 : The founder gives gyaan on Twitter and LinkedIn all day (1 of 5) 👇

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2 years

You open LinkedIn each time it feels like everyone’s getting into Google or Microsoft or the IIMs. You make a bunch of effort trying to make it there, and when you eventually do, you realize it’s not what you wanted in the first place. A thread 👇 ( 🧵1 of 5)

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8 months

I still think about this comment from 5 months ago sometimes

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1 year

In an interesting experiment - researchers put Candy in front of 10 children and asked them to not eat it for 1 hour. 5 ended up eating candy immediately, and 5 ate it as advised: after 1 hour. Guess which children succeeded more as adults? The ones whose parents had more money

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1 year

India's largest learning channel has such good learning content ❤️❤️🔥🔥 🔊sound ...

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2 years

The Headline: Get MacBook Air now for 55K The Article: ₹1L MacBook now at 10% discount. But if you exchange your ₹5L MacPro you get 20K off. Further if you use HDFC CC you get 8K off. If you buy your HDFC CC with an ICICI CC you get further 7K off. Now your MacBook is just 55K

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2 years

I saw every Warikoo video so you don’t have to. Summarising it in 3 words: Clickbait, clickbait, Clickbait 😂

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10 months

We are not the same

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6 months

Laxmi Chit Fund level career advice

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2 years

I’m 24 years old and require 25K rupees, to help fulfill my dream of flying business class from Bangalore to Mumbai, link to my Ketto campaign…

Humans Of Bombay

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2 years

Muskaan is 22 years old & requires Rs. 23 lakhs to complete her Master’s education at Harvard. Let’s help her fulfill her dream. Donate via the link below: @ketto #fundraiser #education #Donations #help #humansofbombay

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This was me in 2013 when the first salary hit

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Sundar taketh (12K jobs) But Sundar also giveth ( WFH today)

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2 years

Tech layoffs: Unacademy will be laying off 350 employees, 10% of workforce. This is their second round of layoff. Hope things get better from here 🤞. If you’re impacted and are in product or tech, please drop us a dm. We will try to connect you with right opportunities.

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I wasn’t hurt at all about the social media shaming of Indian foods until they came for Dal Chawal

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Me getting stuck at Silk Board Junction on my way to my 10 LPA job when Orry is making the same for one selfie

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2 years

Indian Startup Dream Team 🚀

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1 year

Apparently 1.5% of the people Google laid off were massage therapists who were full time employees on payroll and benefits

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1 year

Proper good LinkedIn drama this morning

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8 months

Change my opinion: This man has done more to establish trust in the traditional banking system than any one else in history

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11 months

🚩Startup red flag #127 : Founder was caught preparing for GMAT

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1 year

A rare and highly valuable Pokémon has been spotted in the wild

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😂

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Interns in their first week observing the VP trying to understand what he/she really does

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Best automation across Apple devices ever seen 😂😂

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6 months

😂😂

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2 years

Whoever did this 😂😂

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1 year

Visited Bangalore after 3 years. The density of people here doing hard-ambitious things is inspiring! The energy is infectious.

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🙃🙃🙃

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Dude just obliterated smokers at the office

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1 year

Haters of Work From Office will never understand the benefits of coming to a physical office. This is an image of my coworking space in Marathahalli

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2 years

Elon is considering putting all of Twitter behind a paywall Which is interesting because India is its 3rd largest market with 25M users After some sophisticated modeling I can share that I expect between 7 to 13 Indians to buy this subscription, resulting in a loss of 25M users

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10 months

We asked this guy how he got his coveted startup job and the answer will humble you

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8 months

Hello Twitter, this is our biggest launch since the launch of Grapevine itself Introducing - Salaries on Grapevine! Everything explained in 90 seconds. Sound On 🔉

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2 months

Follow me for more health advice like this

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9 months

Anyone who leaves India realises pretty soon that all countries are complicated in their own unique way You just gotta choose where you find more happiness/meaning and for me it was India by farr

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We live in a country where our biggest achievement is to leave it.

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2 years

LinkedIn Cringe Cup: Announcing winner of the 'Best Cringe Bounty' award

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2 years

Just a few weeks ago we were talking about inflated 1CR+ salaries for people with 3 years of exp and this week we are hearing about the unfortunate layoffs at many tech companies. The market is unpredictable, but here's a few ways in which we may be able to help. Thread below 👇

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2 years

Low effort job post

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End of an era

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4 months

I rarely see people with so much clarity about their priorities and future choices His reason to get his next job is simple: good food Whole discussion is quite good, 68 comments :

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2 years

BYJUs seems like a really bad place to be working right now

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