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m e r c e d e s

@Nothando__K

1 year

"Real" "So real"

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m e r c e d e s

@Nothando__K

2 years

I don't go for looks neh but nawe don't look like a weapon formed against me.

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3 months

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3 years

Guys if I buy an iPhone with my entire first salary nizong judge'a?

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3 years

rich kids tomorrow morning after realising the iPhone 13 pro is here #AppleEvent

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3 years

💀😂

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3 years

How it Started. how it's going

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2 years

❤️🔒

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2 years

A kind person was seen stopping their car and offering to help pull one of the trolleys up the steep. It's the best thing I've seen this month.❤️🌻

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2 years

Our boy, Jake Amo❤️

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3 years

A THREAD: Johannesburg scam hotspots (Jobs)

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2 years

People who scored job interviews and landed a job via Z83 form applications please gather here. Kindly tell me how you filled that form

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3 years

I matriculated 7 years ago, incase you think I'm your ntang.

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3 years

Her caption. His caption.

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2 years

One thing about you.. you fall inlove every semester

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2 years

😂😂

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2 years

Lunchbox used to slap when your juice was in this bottle

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2 years

I hope Msaki, Samthing Soweto and Sun-El musician are having a great weekend ❤

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m e r c e d e s

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3 years

What have you heard about girls with big foreheads?

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10 months

You pissed me off and you're built like a wisdom tooth. Nomzimba ngathi iBuilding e-Collapsayo.

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3 years

Ladies are 2 mins noodles too but we're not ready to talk.

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10 months

Conspiracy theory: This just might be Sol Phenduka's side hustle.

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It was fun ✌️

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3 years

I like drinking water but I hate how much I have to urinate afterwards.😭

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3 years

Do you believe people carry bad spirits and energy ?

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1 year

Unemployed youth when they hear Bonga has two jobs waiting for him in January :

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m e r c e d e s

@Nothando__K

2 years

Some Jozi taxi drivers 💔 I was humiliated and abused Infront of strangers this morning I don't even know where to begin. I'm shaking as I tweet this.

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@Nothando__K

11 months

The wrong country is going to find out what GYAT means and ngeke s'phinde si reste.

MONALEO 🪷

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GYAT

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2 years

Ngithe kuye "I love you" wathi "interesting"

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2 years

"Babe it's just a tweet."

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m e r c e d e s

@Nothando__K

1 year

Last month in a taxi I jokingly said to my colleague "please buy a car, man". Bro came to me this morning, wathi "ingaphandle" I went to check outside and there it is! he bought it.🌼 Yazi I'm so excited for him and he's so chilled, with his down-to-earth self. W❤ hey.

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m e r c e d e s

@Nothando__K

3 years

Can you accept a child that was made outside (during) your relationship?

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3 years

I just blocked someone for choracting my grammar and it feeled good.

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2 years

If you're not handsome please don't wear good cologne.. making me turn around for nothing.

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3 years

Would you book a massage for your woman here? [ videos under tweet]

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2 years

Mashonisa, at groove You, at groove

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11 months

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11 months

i keep asking myself why didn't they tie the submarine with a rope, such a cheap and easy solution

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2 years

This man ??

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2 years

I'd park this inside the house.

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3 years

Women who have their own money are so quiet. It's always the broke ladies who make noise about broke gents.

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2 years

What song comes into mind ?😌

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3 years

These look so delicious

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2 years

What if the L is for Lerato

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2 years

😭

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2 years

Huns be like " I know my worth " then cry over a skinny dude with drug problems

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m e r c e d e s

@Nothando__K

10 months

@SarahTheTrapper 🔥🔥🔥😂

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m e r c e d e s

@Nothando__K

3 years

Someone please Photoshop me sitting on a chair ❤️🙏 I'll be waiting.

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m e r c e d e s

@Nothando__K

11 months

The damage control that bro had to do just cause your one of your faves doesn't have any sense of social awareness? and anibakhuzi nina niyahleka nje. Pretty privilege inibambe ngamawashing, and I hope all the hot-air headed huns who bashed him (without any proof) apologized. 👍🏽

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@Nothando__K

2 years

Name things that women love that start with the letter D

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@Nothando__K

4 months

All those making inappropriate comments, stop sexualising umuntu omdala, that’s probably why y’all r*pe your grandparents. Nikhohlakele nikhuliswe kabi. Aniyazi iSwimwear? What must she wear to the beach? iPhinifa?

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Prof Phakeng, welcoming 2024 in style .

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@Nothando__K

1 year

Imagine yawning in Jozi CBD and a phara pulls your tongue.

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@Nothando__K

3 years

I've never seen one guy turn around to look at someone with natural hair. In my entire life. I doubt they love natural hair

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2 years

You're given R50k to clean the cemetery at 9pm to 4am. Alone. Wyd?

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2 years

I'm 26 and she's 27 😅🌻❤

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1 year

Flirting Harassment

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2 years

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2 years

I don't know who to reach out to, anyone hear my sister's story and please advise. My sister bought a car through Absa bank in March. A Honda. But it had issues, it got exchanged but the dealership and Absa are now swindling her. I'll attach an audio file explaining everything.

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3 years

When I'm not tweeting I'm drawing. ✍️

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3 years

The photo The rest on my of the résumé photo

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3 years

Love is beautiful. I'm taken please stay out of my DMs

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3 years

when you check someone's WhatsApp dp and accidentally video call them 💀💀

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2 years

@ThabangMaliba_ @MusaKhawula With her son Prince !

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3 years

What have you heard about Jamaican girls?

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2 years

We're in a hotel, there are 31 rooms. Your day of birth is your room. Let's see your roommates 🤣:

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3 years

Hello I come back . My name is Thando ,This is my little sister Nothando, satannn.

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2 years

Make up or no makeup?

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3 years

"Upload the sixth photo in your gallery no matter what it is." Me : * uploads any photo *

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1 year

Please swallow your pride one day and ask how petrol attendants do this every day.

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3 years

I have 　 Z 　　 E 　　　 R 　　　　 O 　　　　　o 　　　　　 o 　　　　　o 　　　　。　　　。　 . EXES 🗑️

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3 years

What are all these locks for? What exactly happens here?

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2 years

"Look at me I'm entertaining gents I don't even like"

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2 years

Took these with a Huawei P9lite camera.❤️

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2 years

You walk in on this, what's your reaction? Memes and GIFs only

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2 years

Ekse I'll be leaving these corner to corner for you love birds in Soweto today. Mawungbona ungshuthe 🎶

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@Nothando__K

2 years

So tell me , what happened to your hairline?

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2 years

To waffles 🥂

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@Nothando__K

2 years

Kani what is this 🅿️ about? I see it flying around lately. Soze sidlulwe ama 🅿️romo.

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@Nothando__K

1 year

DJ Arch Jnr

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3 years

@odedanilo You do to your signature pose what I do to my signature pose . 🔥🔥🔥 We're Killin' it.

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@Nothando__K

5 months

😂😂 It’s so rare to hang out w someone who’s as funny as you. They belong together these two😂

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😅🤣😭🚁

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2 years

Reply with your crusty photos

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1 year

@NaZikode__ I'm jobhunting and I'll forward opportunities to you. Yoh I'm so sorry.

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@Nothando__K

3 years

"people will take any opportunity to show us ba savage" I felt that. what if Nkosnathi's mother passed away? (God forbid). What mother's WiFi?

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2 years

@Ndi_Muvenda_ @nathinice__ These ones look like they're gossiping😂

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3 years

I hate watching movies with people who don't understand sci-fi, just shouting amanga lawa! Every 5 minutes.

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3 years

I'm scared of people who believe money is everything. For the right price they will sell you.

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3 years

I was raised as a Christian , but found God when I let go of religion.

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3 years

@reamo66512871 Clearly your problems are not enough because here you are commenting on what isn't applicable to you when you could just be offline or scroll past my tweet.

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@Nothando__K

2 years

This app is such a a one-stop shop. wena dating site, wena job application site, wena newsroom , wena channel O, moja love, Netflix, wrestling, xvideos, etc.😌

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@Nothando__K

3 years

I can't find a good man because I look like a good man.

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@Nothando__K

2 years

I wish I were a twitter gent. no stress , no konka, just "Aaaah ,Ole ⚽💔"

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@Nothando__K

2 years

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@Nothando__K

3 years

When you gotta think like a man

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m e r c e d e s

@Nothando__K

2 years

Sandton twitter has many abbreviations I don't understand. And babizana ngo Chile. And they use question marks a lot, and most Sandton tweeps don't use memes. Their content looks like - drafts. The little things you would write in a journal. And hey have Peng photo dumps.