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Inter North Swindon

2 years

Seen as we are the biggest Club in England- move aside @ManUtd we want to know if you INS fans want Merchandise pint glasses, condoms and lingerie for your mrs!

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

3 months

As clubs we pay a lot of money for pitches and the council can’t even cut the pitch

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

1 year

We may have been a bit late but Here’s our dick of the season Text challenges or dares to 07721477875 for this bellend to do down in Bournemouth. Videos will be posted on twitter. Also retweet the shit out of this

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

2 months

Well well well… Small little INS did over Walcott bare 11 down to 10 men and dug out the 3-3 draw and then won on pens. Get upppp boys what a fucking shift from every single lad on that pitch. No MOTM today because every single player could win it. FDC next round…

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

1 year

Can’t beat us join us @SwinWanderersFC

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

10 months

Heard some awful excuses at Sunday league level but can’t play got community service has got to be my favourite so far. Lads saying he’ll be back by mid September like he’s been out injured.

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

2 months

The boy Lards go on the boy.

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

6 months

Get down to Commonweal School Sunday 10:30am to watch us take our dogs for a walk. See you Sunday @steamrailwayfc x

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

1 year

All banter aside well done to @steamrailwayfc and @NalgoRangers it was a great title race that was won right at the death. Was good competing against two strong sides. See you next season lads x as you were

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

3 years

FT: 7:3 shit second half but we come away with the 3 points. MOTM Jay Lardner… absolute Rottweiler. Some other great performances. Great start to the league. Bang her in there the drivers.

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

6 months

Oh and btw @steamrailwayfc

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

7 months

Welcome to INS Lewis Bell get some more firepower up top with the hopes of scoring more goals. Pro’s: Got an Iron deficiency so drinks loads of the creamy black stuff. Con’s: Supports the tripe blue side of Liverpool.

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

2 months

Get yourselves down to Sevenfields this weekend to watch the mighty INS in the Semi-Final Sunday. We’re the best club in Swindon so it’ll be good viewing.

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

1 year

👋🏽 saying bye to an an INS legend

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

3 years

It’s Jay Lardner’s world we’re just living in it! Kids having the game of his life.

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

2 years

Signing✍️ Oliver Rejek What a transfer for the INS on an emergency contract looking to sway him to play more next season. Pros: Could even find Madeline McCann with that wand of a right peg Cons: Silky feet on the pitch but not on the dance floor. Oh and he models for go outdoors

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

2 years

Name: Corey Wise Strengths: Chatting absolute bollocks to anyone anywhere. Weaknesses: Watching Swindon home and away. Absolutely hard as nails Swindon’s top boy. Actually has started losing his hair because of all the headbutts thrown. Although we need less of that!

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

1 year

Bottled it, as you were x

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

3 years

What a shower of shit… winning 2-1 at HT then came out with our dicks in our hands and pissed away a lead that we hd comfortably, Piss poor second half but we go again next game. 5-3 loss this week with goals from TR9🔫, hulbs and billy. Heads up boys…

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

7 months

One that was leaked a few weeks ago Reuben “Lino” Butcher has completed his transfer as a full time official. What a hero all the refs in Swindon already love him and his lino attire. Loves to give it portions on a Sunday morning too.

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

7 months

Happy 18th to two youngens of the team… Jake Baker and JCW enjoy ya day fellas see ya for your first legal pint later.🍻🍻🍻

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

3 years

2-2 but Jay Lardners gone from hero to zero he’s off!!!

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

3 years

Howwwwwww does it feeeeeeeeeel! 5-3 win and a good second half performance. Pep Guardiola on the side line chopping and changing and we come away with the win. ALL ABOARD HMS PISS THE LEAGUE!!!!!!!

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

15 days

Fair play to @PurtonSundayFC for winning the League. Should’ve kept it in our hands with letting leads go against Chiseldon and Steam but worthy winners in another good title race enjoy fellas. 👏🏼👏🏼

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

6 months

… just wait

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

9 months

George Webb emptying his pockets yesterday when he got home yesterday🫣

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

2 years

6-2 win in the cup, that’s how we fucking do it… playing out from the back like Man City. Clinical. TR9➡️TR1 like prime Neuer at times and like Lewis Ward at moments. Into the hat for the next round🎩 We’re going to Wembley. Up the bastard INS, As you were enjoy ya Sunday.

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

2 years

Lost Wednesday night to @FcD3lta 🤢 poorest team we’ve faced this preseason they must all be unemployed because we all turnt up shattered from work and didn’t look sharp. Don’t read into this too much they are shit!

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

6 months

INS are looking to fund a new Kit anyone willing to sponsor the new kit of the mighty INS give us a DM!

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

2 years

Fuck me stiff! New managerial era starts with a great preseason win. 6-4 wowwww we played some unreal football and bent over @sevenfields_fc ! All aboard HMS Piss All Over Swindon.

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

2 years

That’s a wrap! Galactico style rebuild done. New management, Director of football and new signings. All aboard HMS piss all over Swindon we’re doing the treble. It will be BIBLICAL!

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

2 years

Top scorer looking thrilled to be back bumming more defence’s tomorrow. FM15 remember the name.

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

15 days

Disappointed not to have won the league but Back to Back promotions ain’t bad… See you next year Div 1🤝

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

3 years

HT: 7:0 to Inter we are in full flow and well and truly popping it like Prime Barca. Can’t pick a MOTM at the moment. But Jay Lardner can have my kids. Game On!!!!

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

6 months

Steam: “We’re going to beat INS”

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

11 months

New Singing Alert🚨 WM9, don’t be fooled by that smile lads because he also carries that hammer in his football socks. P.s. Will please don’t get sent off too much mate.

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

2 years

Name: Harrison Jordan Strengths: Spending his pay check in the first weekend of the month. Weaknesses: A cold lager down any pub. Opinions about Man Utd. H joins us from a Div 1 side, great signing! Can always find him down the pub telling everyone how AWB is better than Trent🤥

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

9 months

Skipper putting in pre-season graft in Benidorm. My bare faced skipped 🫣😍

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

6 months

“What was the Inter North Swindon vs Steam rivalry like”

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

1 year

Absolute shambles this morning! @Westmeadfc didn’t fancy turning up and we had 16 lads ready to play a football game. Can’t be having teams playing in the league and not being committed beyond fuming. Feel sorry for there lads who turned up. Anyway 🌲points and top of the league

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

8 months

Lino.

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

3 years

Gameeeeeeee onnnnn! Tough game against @steamrailwayfc but we come away 3-2 winners with 3 good goals and winner on the buddy olly from TR9🔫 HMS PISS THE LEAGUE is in full sail… Sunday sesh?

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

2 years

Name: Sam Thomas (woody) Strengths: size of his cock the name speaks for himself also goes by the name tripod. Weaknesses: his lungs by the amount hes vaped they’ve seen better days. Sam joins us for a undisclosed fee as a free agent and cant kick a ball straight.

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

2 years

Great performance! Won 5-2 against Jovial played them off the park in the first half and could’ve made it a cricket score but we sort of went through the motions. Beat a div one side though cant complain onto pissing the league. Also how the fuck we in Div 3. @_OfficialSSFL

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

6 months

New signing…

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

2 months

Here we goooo…

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

1 year

All the best to @SwinWanderersFC next season! the boys at INS can’t thank you enough. Thank you @steamrailwayfc for bottling the league title. See you next season. As you were

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

11 months

Oh you thought I was done? Here’s another Dan Thomas welcome to the mighty INS. Hopefully after being with us you’ll stop the pervy poses in fake gucci caps kid 😘

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

2 years

Now that the twitter bans been lifted. Just wanted to summarise this first season for all you INS warriors ⚔️. Finishing 3rd in the first season with such a young group of lads who’ve not played for ages or ever together it wasn’t a bad season had many ups and downs.

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

4 months

Yeah and you’ll get smoked you big stiff idiots.

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

1 year

Howwwww does it feeeeeel! Fucking no one thought we’d do it but we HMS pissed the leagueeeee. How is over at @steamrailwayfc did you piss your pants? We aren’t going home today because we’ve done what I’ve said all season. As you were x Jay Lewis contract on the way🫡

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

1 year

This lad brings his Mrs on the end of season piss up!

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

3 years

Lost 9-1 in the cup, one dodgy 50/50 decision and heads dropped, MOTM Fin Merchant kept fucking going he’s earned the right to get his nuts sucked.

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

3 years

Season starts soon, Big 5-2 win for the shaggers today, could’ve been more but the ref was a tit. Great win for the boys. Bang her in there then driverrrrrr!!! The title charge is on

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

2 years

Rate the pub: Messenger Service 8/10 Pint: 7/10 Food 3/10 Atmosphere: 5/10 All in all rough and ready but terribleeeee food but decent pint. But expensive for a greene king. Wont be coming back!

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

6 months

Righhhhht where do I start eh lads decent scrappy game as expected but we come away 2-1 winners and go 2 for 2 in the cup just @FcD3lta and they’re tripe as well. @steamrailwayfc hold them tears in boys. You have one more chance to beat us hahahah.

Lewis Bell

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Tom Rejek

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Jack Campbell-Walker

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Jake Collis

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

7 months

INS still won today smashed the Ratty oh and btw would’ve turnt over Delta. Anyway hope you’ve enjoyed ya Sunday x as you were x oh and @steamrailwayfc hope you had a shit day

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

2 years

Howwwww does it feeeel! Off to a win in the league 4-2 v @WichelstoweW could’ve put the game to bed in the first half when we popped it through them like a knife through hot butter! Onto pissing the league eh! Up the fucking INS.

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Chris W

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Archie P

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

6 months

Me returning to Twitter Sunday afternoon when we beat Steam.

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

6 months

Welcomeeee Zak “Youngen” Rejek! Clearly a hard game for the young lad but signed on a few weeks a go now and a good competitive Centre Half. Pros: Wiz Khalifa Re-gen Cons: Too young to come on the end of season beers.

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

2 years

Good run out with a good Scorpion side who thrashed up 9-1 last season and today we competed and lost 7-5 on another day could’ve been a different result. Knocked the ball about well and looked a threat at all times. Onto pissing the league by January. Cheers @scorpionfc_

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

6 months

Just realised im going to have Steam chomping for another week when we turn them over.

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

2 years

HOWWWWW DOES IT FEEEEEEEL! Mighty INS pre-season starts tomorrow. Few trialists in because of a dubious kick off change. Doesn’t matter we will still turn up and do the bastards in!!!!

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

4 months

Cooorrrr top of the group boys!! Told you Delta are tripe worse than Steam and thats saying something. Played some good football and scored great goals 3-1. 26-1 this season so going well. Delta we will meet again. MOTM below.

Fin Merchant

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Will Miller

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

1 year

The Ginger Roberto Carlos. Jake Baker. Tidy left back and loves a 50/50 no matter how big the opposing fucker is. Also can see from the Nike Tech and Chain combo he has serious street cred.

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

2 years

RIP Brad

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

7 months

Tut tut… shouldn’t play in house friendlies on it you were told.

Old Town Athletic

@oldtownafc1

7 months

GAME POSTPONED- This weekend’s scheduled game Vs Ferndale Rodbourne has been postponed due to flooding. Almost like we should’ve played more than one game in September…😴😴 #OAT

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

3 years

Wooooowwwwwww unbelievable Jeff! Hulby masterclass hatty on his debut for the Inter, last minute winner and a pitch invasion we fuckingggg love it. All aboard HMS piss the league. As you were x

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

11 months

2 hrs with Liam Keepence and I already know he is an INS player.

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

2 years

Signing✍️ Jack Gregory Another great transfer for INS with a quality keeper. Pros: Finally joined to biggest Sunday side in Swindon 👋🏽 @FDC_United Cons: Would rather have a beer than be in net but that probably makes him fit in.

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

2 years

Only one answer FM15

433

@433

2 years

Who is the best #️⃣9️⃣ of all time? 🧐

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

2 years

Good performance, tbf we couldn’t hit a barn door pr it would’ve been 20-0 instead of 4 but good win, abandoned in the 76th for a serious neck injury, hope the young lads okay never nice to see a lad fucked like that. Onto the next game and as you were x +3 INS

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

4 months

Good win today 3-1 against Redhouse good feisty game and was competitive could’ve put the game away but still got the job done. Nothing much to say they’re a good group of lads so not my usual drivel. MOTM below As you were x

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Dan Thomas

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

2 years

Drew 3-3 then lost on pens 4-2 to @FDC_United this morning, tough one to take as we battled well. Was a poor performance all in all only scoring 1 when they had 6 outfield players. But yet again gave a good account of ourselves against a Div 1 team. Unlucky Lads. No MOTM today!

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

2 years

Merry Christmas from INS x as you were

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

8 months

Steam having it out with another Sunday side. Miss the old days of INS vs Steam

Steam Railway FC

@steamrailwayfc

8 months

@zanepinno5 @oldtownafc1 Don’t say a word on the pitch then give it large on twitter fucking weasels

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

1 year

Bottled it fellas🍼🍼🍼

Steam Railway FC

@steamrailwayfc

1 year

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

10 months

Sevenfields- Do not deal with this team we played last Sunday still not been paid. Awful awful awful. Just basic respect between Sunday sides. As you were x

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

6 months

Sunday… The Return.

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

11 months

Oi @steamrailwayfc i don’t think you saw it pussies

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

1 year

Jack “Guns” Campbell-Walker Rapid on the wing and can beat a man top young signing for the INS. Shame he’s not rapid with a pint we will change that.

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

8 months

@steamrailwayfc @oldtownafc1 Awh thinking of us were you? See you 28/04 for another walk.

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

1 year

Poor start from the lad

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

3 years

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

1 year

The defeat last week to INS has caused unrest in the Wanders camp or maybe it was something else anyway no game this week for us so Steam can think they are title challengers for a week longer they’ve played 13 we’ve played 10 good fixture scheduling 🤣 as you were x

Steam Railway FC

@steamrailwayfc

1 year

Big result today 6-3 vs @SwinWanderersFC Max ⚽⚽ Brend ⚽ Ken ⚽ Broom ⚽ Alf ⚽ MOTM - Max Roll on next week

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

4 months

Yeah the less said the better we was pony today and we paid for it. Well done to Nalgo they worked hard. Thinking of doing worst player vote not MOTM. We will get going at some point this season.

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

5 months

Wait you don’t have a game… We don’t have a game… Our Cup game needs playing… Any danger???

D3LTA FC

@FcD3lta

5 months

Anyone fancy a friendly next Sunday? @_OfficialSSFL @NorthSwindonFC ? 👀

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

8 months

@sonny_james16 I’ll one up you…

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

8 months

Lads big result dug deep and yet again got another one over on @steamrailwayfc how does it feeeeel. Back to winning ways. MOTM Below x as you were x

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Dan Gallagher

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

3 years

Good game today vs Swindon Rovers, drew 3-3 but lost on pens, unlucky to the boys who outplayed the other team in the second half. Went from scenes on toast in the 88th minute to utter embarrassment in the 89th. MOTM Tom Rejek with 2gs and 1a.

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

7 months

Sunday Club is the best. End of tweet.

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

2 months

Red skipper looks INS through and through

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

1 year

Ladsssss fuckinggggg class, that was sublime. Can’t put that into words won 2-1 down to 10 and smash and grab last min. Anyway HMS piss the league x Enjoy ya sunday x as you were

McFinners

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H Jordan

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Jay Lardner

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

1 year

Offering people out for a scrap on Sunday league twitter is mental. 🫣

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

2 years

Next season The Mighty INS will be under new management of Tom Rejek and Jack Westlake who will be looking to set sail aboard HMS Piss the league which didn’t even leave port this season! But head up lads and all aboard… 🚢🚢🚢

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

3 years

Finished 9-3 absolute shit show, Conor McGregor got sent off for a nasty headbutt, silly boy!!!! Hard to pick a MOTM but Lukey Peterson is the one today. Have a pint for me shags and we go again next weekend with a full squad.

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

10 months

Lads, we are back 3-0 up in 20 mins then the fitness kicked in and was 3-3. Won 4-3 in last minute, good football, good result and good minutes in the legs. Onto the next. As you were x

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

2 months

Eh, wasn’t our day had chances but just didn’t get in the onion bag. Fair play to @FDC_United good luck in the Final boys. Anyway on to the league charge we get the job done now. MOTM below.

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Luke Peterson

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

8 months

Grass ain’t always greener kiddo, could be at the best Sunday side in Swindon

Old Town Athletic

@oldtownafc1

8 months

PGMOL acknowledge a significant human error occurred during the making of this squad graphic. Jack Hulbert has been replaced in the lineup by Pete Richmond-Adams, however VAR believed that the original decision had been ‘yes’.

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Inter North Swindon

@NorthSwindonFC

2 years

We’re back! In true INS fashion red card to each team lots of drama could’ve scored 10 but came away with a 4-0 win. First clean sheet of the season. Up the pissing INS! MOTM vote:

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