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I make dumb videos | @100Thieves | Business Email - noahjbusiness @gmail .com

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Joined August 2011
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5 years
Nobody: Fortnite:
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I HAVE NO WORDS FOR THIS. JUST RT.
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2019 mass shootings: 🇦🇹 0 🇩🇰 0 🇫🇮 0 🇩🇪 0 🇮🇹 0 🇮🇪 0 🇱🇺 0 🇨🇭 0 🇬🇧 0 🇭🇺 0 🇪🇸 0 🇵🇹 0 🇸🇬 0 🇸🇦 0 🇧🇪 0 🇸🇪 0 🇦🇺 0 🇫🇷 0 🇳🇿 1 🇳🇱 1 🇧🇷 1 🇨🇦 1 🇲🇽 3 🇺🇸 251 But yeah, thoughts and prayers are definitely working.
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2 years
Just got hit and run while walking across the street by some dumbass in a loud sports car running a red light. Managed to partially jump out of the way before he hit me, but pretty shaken up right now at how bad it could have been. Fuck.
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3 years
I am giving away my extra PS5! If you want to enter to win, watch the video! 😘
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5 years
Only people who have experienced the Red Ring of Death are allowed to fav this tweet
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I am the longest currently signed content creator at @100Thieves . At the end of my current contract, I will have been with them for 6 years. In my years there, have only ever been treated respectfully and fairly by @Nadeshot and the entire staff. Happy to call them family.
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4 years
The downfall of EVERY video game is the players getting too good at the game.
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How To Make Warzone Perfect: 1) Loadout drops price increased to $15k 2) Turn enemy footstep volume up 3) Carry up to 8 Armor Plates 4) Remove animation of putting Gas Mask on/off 5) Give kill credit to the person who downed the player I LOVE WARZONE.
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5 years
The End has just begun. The wait is over. Fortnite Chapter 2 is now available on all platforms.
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2 years
Bruh. Why are video games SO STALE right now. I can only play about 1 game of anything before being bored out of my mind. 🥱
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4 years
I will never understand why everyone wants to move to California. I mean, the weather is nice, once you look past: - Earthquakes - Terrible air quality - Constant forest fires - Horrible traffic - Highest state taxes - $1M 1,000 sq ft. houses Come to Texas people. 😅
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6 years
A dude with a 0.47 K/D and a 0.60% win ratio now holds the ALL TIME SOLO KILL RECORD. He broke a ramp that help 48 people during a Rocket Viewing Party. Absolute legend.
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Hey @Treyarch . You guys absolutely killed it with Zombies this year. I just had a nightmare you nerfed the Ray Gun & the Ring of Fire high round strategy. Please, don’t nerf the game. This is the most fun and engaging it’s ever been going for high rounds. Signed, Everyone.
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7 years
Decided graduating wasn't exciting enough, so I asked my best friend to marry me. :)
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Skill based matchmaking sucks in Call of Duty. All i want is drop 70+ kills a game against: - Dads who get one hour a week to game - 10 year olds who tricked their grandma into buying them COD - People playing on 6” CCTV screens Is that too much to ask for????
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I’ve never really opened up about this to you guys. I lost my father to addiction and alcohol when I was 13 years old. For all you out there who’s father isn’t around this Father’s Day, you are not alone. Just remember you are loved, by me and many others around you.
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3 years
ROUND 200 COMPLETE. LET'S GO!
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GET OVER HERE! Also, I'M BAAAACK!
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6 years
Well, it's official. @FortniteGame is pay to win. LMFAO.
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3 years
If you get the Ray Gun out of the mystery box in Cold War Zombies.. Literally go buy a lottery ticket right now because you're the luckiest person on planet earth.
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6 years
❤️
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4 years
Graphics are one of the least important factors of whether or not a video game is good. Only fake gamers disagree.
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4 years
HOW WE SOLVED THE HARDEST EASTER EGG IN CALL OF DUTY HISTORY! Zombies community unmatched. 🔥🔥🔥
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Hey. Been on this platform for about 12 years too long to care about losing any "fans" over politics. Fuck domestic terrorists, fuck racism, fuck white supremacy, and fuck Donald Trump. Today was an embarrassment for America.
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Absolutely devastated.
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Round 208. This is how my game ends. I'm still crying.
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2 years
I’ve been silent long enough. In and Out is the worst burger spot in the world.
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5 years
Only people over 6’0” can like this tweet.
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3 years
100 THIEVES FAM 😊🎉
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I was just going through security at the airport. The TSA agent was inspecting my ID. He asked me to lift up my hat, so I did. He took one look at me and said “HAH that’s definitely you alright!” And it hurt more than a million online hairline comments.
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OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST EASTER EGG OF ALL TIME @TREYARCH HAHAHAH
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Zombies has skill based matchmaking. The better you are, the worse your Ray Gun luck is. This is a fact.
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DUDE. CALL OF DUTY JUST SENT ME THIS AND I'M ACTUALLY IN TEARS. THANK YOU CAPTAIN PRICE. 😂😂😂
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6 years
I actually cant believe @Ninja is getting flak for not swearing on some of his streams anymore. I rarely swear. Parents are going to let their kids watch YT/Twitch. You cant control parenting. But what you can control is teaching kids you can be funny without using bad words.
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I PULLED A HOLO CHARIZARD OH MY GOD!!!
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Things they should teach in every school: - How Health Care works - How to buy a house & what a mortgage is - How to pay taxes - Pretty much any other useful info necessary for becoming an adult Not “how to find the integral of an imaginary number.”
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I believe this is the hardest trickshot you can hit in Fortnite. ✅ Insane Bounce Puzzle ✅ Catching your own Shopping Cart IN MID AIR (Way harder than it looks) ✅ Bounce Puzzle on Shopping Car ✅ 200+ Meter Snipe Boom. 3 hours to hit this.
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HOW WE SOLVED THE HARDEST EASTER EGG OF ALL TIME! This is how we found the Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War trailer.
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BLACKOUT ADDED DEATH VOICE CHAT LMFAOOOOOO
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3 years
This country is rigged for the top 1%. If you aren’t in the top 1%, your “purpose” is making money for a billionaire. You can work as hard as you can every day of your life, and still struggle with medical bills. What a joke.
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5,000 retweets and we get this precious boy.
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Tweet like this game just came out today:
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4 years
ZOMBIES IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"You make YouTube videos, stick to video games and stop talking about politics and guns!" No. I don't care if I lose a million subscribers. I will ALWAYS stand up for what I believe in.
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kill me
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NO SHOT THEY PUT THIS IN THE #Battlefield2042 TRAILER LMAOOOOO #Battlefield @Battlefield
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You have ruined my day @FortniteGame . My kid is now crying into his Battle Bus cake at his Fortnite themed birthday party. The kids were about to have the Orange Justice and Floss dance competition, and now everyone is sobbing. Thanks for nothing.
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only people taller than 6’0” are allowed to fav this tweet.
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What if we all took COVID like super super super super seriously for like 2 or 3 weeks, save a bunch of lives, wipe out the virus, and then we could go back to normal... LOL jkjkjk... unless...???
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I have a single request for Zombies this year, @Treyarch . PLEASE, do not nerf all of the good stuff. It's fun to kill zombies and feel OP after getting set up. Instead, buff the bad stuff that is being underused. Thank you. <3
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I am a married man.
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Update on my phone being stolen two weeks ago: I got a notification that it had been taken to China LMAO.
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You can’t make this up. I’m in a Walmart getting some soap. I hear a mom yell at a kid to put the pop tarts back on the shelf. He spikes them on the floor and starts default dancing on her while she drags him away. I hate 2019. 😂😂😂
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What do ya say @DrDisrespect ? Should we get some BO3 Zombies Easter Egg runs going?
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I don’t want to be a “Zombies YouTuber” anymore. I want to be a YouTuber, that uploads zombies when I feel like doing so. There’s a toxic part of my fan base that dislikes anything that’s not Zombies. They’ve been holding me back from trying new things. 2019 that changes. 💪🏼
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I am so excited to announce I have officially joined @100Thieves as a content creator! Zombies, Fortnite, whatever comes in the future, I will be doing it with the 100T team at my back! Thank you to everyone who has believed in me over the last 11 years on YouTube. I love you.
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Played a few Fortnite solos: - Got destroyed by soccer skins my first 3 games - Got killed by a TTV, went to his stream, and a 13 year old kid called me a huge bot after he murdered me - Cried a lot - Realized you have to make Fortnite your part time job to even play casually
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3 years
Back in my day... Best part about Christmas was the Christmas Noobs. I miss them.
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Don’t tweet about this stuff often… BUTTTTT I started eating way healthier and going to the gym over the last 6 months or so. 220 lbs —> 185 lbs Lost a ton of unhealthy weight and working on building back as muscle. ANYWAYS NO ONE ASKED but kinda proud of myself. 😅
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How to be a snipe god: 1) Learn how to self-rocket ride 2) Snipe from self-rocket ride 3) Get lots of retweets and favorites on Twitter HOLY HECK THIS SHOT.
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I'm sorry.
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Just drove down the street and saw kids laughing and playing outside. You should be ashamed of what you've done @FortniteGame .
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What Black Ops Cold War Zombies needs to be great: 1) Guns actually kill zombies past round 25 2) Old perk system with map specific perks (like BO2) 3) Easter Eggs/Buildables with less RNG 4) Double Packed guns are actually good for high rounds 5) BO3 slide-hopping movement
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HOLY ZOMBIES LOOKS SO GOOD OMFOAHBNFAIOHFLKUVHJXZCKVHJKLHG
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I'd like to formally announce my retirement from YouTube. This is too perfect to go on any farther. 😪
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ZOMBIES IMAGES. ZOMBIES REVEAL CONFIRMED FOR MONDAY.
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THE NEXT ZOMBIE MAP IS COMING OUT EARLY. FEB 4th, FIREBASE Z.
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Had someone refund 15 $5 dollar donations from my charity stream yesterday. $75 dollars refunded + $375 dollars in PayPal chargebacks fees = $450 dollars taken away from kids at St. Jude Children’s Hospital. I will be replacing the $, but if you do this you’re a trash person.
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BOYS. I JUST REALIZED THANKS TO REDDIT THAT THEY ARE REBUILDING FACTORIES. ALL OF THESE ITEMS WERE PART OF THE ORIGINAL FACTORIES. TEAM RETWEET FOR FACTORIES IS VICTORIOUS!
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If Modern Warfare 2 is literally just Modern Warfare (2019) with better maps I will be a happy man.
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Just got direct confirmation from @Treyarch ! Easter Eggs are officially currently disabled, so anyone with the game early won't be finding any steps! 10/10.
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WE FOUND A NUKE IN WARZONE!!! IT'S READY TO LAUNCH!!!
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I just heard directly from Activision. What we solved today was just the FIRST step of the Call of Duty 2020 reveal. What comes out on Friday at 12 EST is just the next part. We go again.
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Rockets are winning the NBA Championship this year. If not I'll give $100 to everyone who favs this. Not even worried.
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Black Ops Cold War is good. Very good.
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Dawg I’m crying. Our Twitter troll yesterday got reported by so many salty 9 year olds that Twitter had to check if my tweet broke the damn law. I have peaked. 😂😂😂
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This is my 24/7 mood lately.
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Thank you all for 1 Million Subscribers! Follow @NoahJ456 & RETWEET this tweet for a chance to win one of these! 😄🎁🎉 http://t.co/qahSs04DLM
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Nostalgia Free Call of Duty Zombies Games Ranking: 1) Black Ops 3 2) Black Ops 2 3) Cold War 4) Exo Zombies 5) Black Ops 1 6) Infinite Warfare 7) Black Ops 4 8) WW2 9) World at War Thoughts?
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Woke up to this email from @VoiceoverPete in my inbox. I have never spoke to the man, but his generosity is incredible. We can’t move because of Martina’s job, but I wanted to share because this made me smile so much. Thank you Pete.
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Cold War Zombies is incredibly fun to play. I'm so happy.
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Texas: Having the worst winter storm in 40 years Me: Driving 20mph in a 45 taking food to my grandma Texan Driver: Comes zooming up behind me going ~50mph, honks at me, and passes Me: Drives around the corner Texan Driver: Spun his car off the road into a telephone pole. 🙃
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I lose a bunch of followers every time I tweet about the vaccine. It's GREAT, because I just look at it like I'm vaccinating the anti-vaxers from my following. You won't be missed. Trust me. 🙋🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️
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Whenever I'm having a bad day, I'm just going to watch this montage of @Ninja saying nice things about me. "Noah's good man" - Ninja 2018
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Petition to ban all mobile games from E3. Please like this tweet to sign my petition.
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Skill Based Matchmaking is the death of every battle royale game.
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2020 literally could not get any worse. Rest in peace.
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Black Ops Cold War Zombies... It’s gonna be big. Credit: @Glitchalodon
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OMG.
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Dude. I love both Xbox and Playstation for different reasons. But I'm sorry, Playstation literally is KILLING it right now. So many good game. 😭
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November will be insane. 1) Presidential election 2) Black Ops Cold War Zombies 3) Cyberpunk 2077 I am not ready.
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I’m getting married today.
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Unboxing my new HP Gaming Desktop with an @AMDRyzen processor and @Radeon graphics. Check the full specs for yourself at @BestBuy #ad
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Treyarch just sent me this box. 1 hour, video going live.
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Skill based matchmaking is the worst thing to ever happen to gaming.
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5 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS. THANK YOU.
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