Scott Simpson @NimblewNumbers Twitter profile

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Scott Simpson

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Hard not to love @SleeperHQ league activation day when you are chasing your 4th straight Crab Cake Championship against the best in the fantasy football business 🏆🏆🏆 Who will be my victim this season? 🔪🩸 @TheRalphMacho @CDCarter13 @DMendy02 @moneymetalcakes @JL_Garofalo

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Scott Simpson

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2 years

Inject Jamaal Williams into my freaking veins 💪🏼

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6 months

When Tommy DeVito invites the O-line over for dinner

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Giants’ undrafted rookie QB Tommy DeVito, who will make his first NFL start Sunday at Dallas, still is living at home with his parents. More via @JordanRaanan :

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2 years

This makes too much sense 😂

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6 months

The guy who drafted Joe Burrow and Mark Andrews watching the game last night:

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4 years

Wife: How many beers you have at the @XFLDefenders game today?🤭 Me: Honestly honey, I think that I only had one.🤥 Wife: Really?🤔 Me: Yeah.😐 Wife: Are you sure?🙄 Me: Why are you looking at me like that?😬 Wife: That’s you holding the🍺🐍. Me:🥴

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Nick Wright looks like if Kylo Ren lived at home with his mom

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Nick Wright identifies new ‘rival’ in sports media: Mina Kimes

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2 years

Fantasy Football scores are down 22% from last year…so yeah…bad football

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Best draft tweet I’ve seen 😂

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2 years

Who else had these as kids?

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1 year

How the rest of the world sees Americans cheering on team USA today 😂

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2 years

This is the worst fantasy football punishment ever @SalVetriDFS 😉

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5 months

People who didn’t win their fantasy football championship trying to enjoy NYE

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Husbands being re-introduced to the family’s after the fantasy football season has ended

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2 years

What’s happening to Tom Brady?

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5 months

Whatever you do, please don't like this picture of Jamal Adams getting roasted for a touchdown by Deebo Samuel today

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2 years

The Stone Cold stunner at 49ers camp 😂

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Can’t believe that Marquis Brown and Hollywood Brown are finally on the same team. What are the chances?

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With Rashee Rice seemingly wearing out his welcome in Kansas City, it’s a good thing the Chiefs drafted Xavier Worthy, and signed free agents Marquise Brown and Hollywood Brown.

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2 years

Cleveland 😂🤣💀

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3 years

My wife when I explain why my fantasy team is the best in the league despite my 3-6 record

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3 years

Nothing to see here

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2 years

I laughed way too hard at this 😂

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2 years

This man never stood a chance 😂

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6 months

I blame millennials for Jack Harlow completely

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2 years

Kyler Murray on his way to bail Marquis ‘Hollywood’ Brown out of jail

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1 year

Joe Burrow & Justin Jefferson reacting to the Israel Adesanya knock out 👀

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2 years

Me: Saying good bye to my wife until football season ends in February

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3 years

1 year ago tonight London was diagnosed w/Leukemia. It was one of the worst nights of my life. In dismay I reached out to FF Twitter & you embraced me. 🙏🏼 Today London is doing well! Cancer is in remission & her chances of survival are strong. Thank you all! #LettersforLondon 💕

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3 years

Am I doing this right?

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2 years

I can’t unsee this 😂

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1 year

@ahmadtariq07 @Cobratate He’s choosing to sit in a bathroom for an hour. Those aren’t tough times unless you are constipated 😂

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2 years

Bring your kid to work day

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2 years

When my wife hears @ScottHanson say, “SEVEN HOURS OF COMMERCIAL-FREE FOOTBALL … START NOW!”

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9 months

Just got done watching the all-22 for the 49ers last year and Brock Purdy is the luckiest player I’ve ever seen.

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5 months

Incredible Michael Pittman walked off the field after this hit

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5 months

Guys gettin ready for their fantasy football championships like:

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10 months

Pretty sure I’m stuck behind Philip Rivers in traffic 👀

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2 years

Kyler Murray on his way to the stadium 🏎

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6 months

@AdamSchefter @JordanRaanan When Tommy DeVito invites the O-line over for dinner

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1 year

@jakeshieldsajj Bro, you have a daughter. Would you do this to her or her friends?

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9 months

When the wife asks if I joined another fantasy football league

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2 years

I just decided that whoever finishes last in my home league has to rewatch this game as our league punishment @MatthewBerryTMR

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2 years

My daughter kicked cancer’s ass. AMA

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5 months

Cam Newton may never recover from this @McDonalds

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4 years

@24kDayDay @monicabaduu In the burbs we call them the same!

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1 year

Health Update: Weighed in at 217 lbs. this morning!! As a certified fat guy, I’ve always struggled with my weight, ballooning up to 333lbs. in college. This is the lightest I’ve been in 19 years. Still have more work to do to get under 200 lbs. 😤

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3 years

“I just saw a poor person.” - @tomsegura Me: I hope it was me!

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4 years

I appreciate all of the outpouring of love and encouragement from my FF family. Last night my 9 yr old daughter London was diagnosed with Leukemia. My wife and I gutted. Please pray for us!

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4 years

Say a prayer for me and my family if you get a chance. Got some bad news tonight.

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My daughter Adelié designed and created this Thanksgiving menu board yesterday and later shared she was sad because no one in the family even mentioned it at dinner last night 🥲 I told her my friends on Twitter would have a kind word for you 💪🏼

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2 years

Too funny @CooperKupp 😂

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1 year

I got the job!!! 💪🏼 Thank you to everyone who wished me well 🙏🏼

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1 year

Big job interview today 😮‍💨 Wish me luck 🙏🏼

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2 years

Ricky Gervais gets it

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10 months

@RapSheet Kirk’s O-line all season

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@ikalin1 @MBA_AlThani_ Stop imposing your beliefs on other people. What a terrible party host 💀

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1 year

“Hey, little boy” 💀

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2 years

This is the funniest Will Smith video!!! 😂🤣😭

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London rang the bell 🔔 today at @ChildrensNatl signifying that after over 2 years of treatment for B-Cell Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia she is officially 💯 cancer FREE!!! #LettersforLondon 💞

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2 years

Imagine working your whole life to be a Top 10 NFL Pick in the Draft and then…

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10 months

Kirk Cousins telling his son he lost the playoff game is real 🥲

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@BrettKollmann It’s alway wild when causal fans try to mock diehards 😂

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2 years

Drafting Mike Williams

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2 years

This got me 😂

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1 year

@JKBOGEN @DailyLoud Imagine firing someone over this and then trying to sleep at night 🫠

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2 years

Kyle Pitts truthers 😂

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4 years

Wife: Where are you? The game ended hours ago?🤔 Me: Made some new friends. Helped them carry some stuff to their car. 😏 Wife: Some stuff?😳 Me: Yeah, some stuff. 🤐 Wife: It better not have been that Fing 🍺🐍! 🤯 Me: Nope. Not at all.🤫 Wife: 😥

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1 year

Big job interview today 😮‍💨 Wish me luck 🙏🏼

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2 years

George Pickens is a problem 💪🏼

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2 years

This had me 😂

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11 months

I laughed, I came, I cried In that order

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1 year

Why aren’t any football teams named “The Hippos”? Hippos are scary AF 😱

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1 month

Stefon Diggs joining the Texans:

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2 years

Let’s all enjoy Cam Heyward running down Justin Herbert in slow motion

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@RapSheet Patrick Mahomes is that dawg

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3 years

This hit’s home 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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2 years

The last round of your fantasy football home draft every year #FantasyFootball

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11 months

Just a friendly fantasy football reminder not to fall too hard for the offseason hype

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@jemelehill It’s wild that these racist always call people holding them accountable “racebaiters” like the racism is being forcibly pulled out from them instead of them freely and willing sharing their it with us all.

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1 year

Am I the only sane human being who loves drinking icy cold water 24/7/365?

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3 years

Trevon Diggs son thinks Dak Prescott is Patrick Mahomes…still 🤣🤣🤣

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2 years

Beer answers only: Where are you from?

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1 year

When my wife finds out I’ve joined another dynasty league

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2 years

My day in fantasy:

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2 years

What did DeeJay Dallas witness?

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1 year

London Update: Today the incredible oncology doctors at @ChildrensNatl performed a routine check and, a year after completing her chemotherapy for leukemia, London is still 💯 cancer free!!! ❤️

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3 years

Twitter

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3 years

Prayers up for London this morning! She has a spinal tap procedure and they are always challenging for her and Rose. Send them all the love you can. #LettersforLondon 💕

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3 years

This story about a MAGA dying after accidentally & repeatedly shocking himself in the balls when he broke into the Capitol and tried to steal a painting off the wall is wild. 🤯

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1 year

Who is this? Wrong answers only

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“I tried to hit Ray when he wadn’t lookin” Chad Johnson’s hilarious 😂

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2 years

Please join me in wishing a HAPPY 11th BIRTHDAY to my amazing daughter London!! 🥳🎉 This birthday is extra special for us after she spent the last 2 birthday’s battling Leukemia. She’s now 💯 cancer free & it’s time to celebrate & make up for missed parties. #LettersforLondon 💕

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London Update: Big day for London and our family tomorrow. It’s her last visit to @ChildrensNatl and she is ringing the bell 🔔 officially ending her chemotherapy treatment & declaring that she is cancer free. It’s been a long journey that’s not over yet, but it’s a great day.💞

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11 months

Fantasy football drafts

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10 months

This is wild stuff

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3 years

When did the headaches start Kevin?

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3 years

Takeo Spikes’ reaction to Brian Dawkins telling him, “I’m gonna take his soul” is priceless

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4 months

Average Super Bowl viewer 2024

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What did Taylor Swift say to Travis Kelce? Wrong answers only

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3 years

“Socks too low” Is this a 1950’s boarding school or the fucking #NFL ?

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1 year

“Don’t let the win go to your head” The win:

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4 years

Update: London’s coming home! London’s coming home!! London’s coming home!!! London’s coming home!!!! London’s coming home!!!!! London’s coming home!!!!!! London’s coming home!!!!!!! London’s coming home!!!!!!!! London’s coming home!!!!!!!!! #LettersforLondon 💕

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2 years

London officially took her last chemo pill yesterday. It’s over!! #LettersforLondon 💕

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