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Weird Girl🔮Co-host of @LyricalCrimes podcast 🎤 Writer of dating & relationship comedy gold 💋📝 “You’re a Gen-X wet dream” - @MickeyBlowtorch

Shangri-La Dee Da, CA
Joined August 2008
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Nobody discretely coughs blood into a handkerchief while wearing a top hat anymore.
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"Good for you." - Alex Trebek telling some midwestern contestant their fun personal story fucking sucked.
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Follow me for more recipes
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Who else holds a fridge door open like you're waiting for some answers?
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Hey, it me! 👈👋😂
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The first 45 years of a child's life are the most important to their physical and cognitive growth.
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@local__celeb That’s it, keep ignoring us Gen-Xer’s. Just keep scrollin’ right on by... 👍😂
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I'm just a girl, standing in front of a wood chipper, rented under a fake name.
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I may not be perfect, but at least I know it's "should have" and not "should of."
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*cuts off ear* It's Gogh time.
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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire?” 🤔🔥📝
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Sorry I’m late, there were singles in my area dying to meet me.
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You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can't be serious.”
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You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.
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When you can’t think of any more passwords, you die.
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You have 30 minutes left to live. You can either have sex or listen to Africa by Toto 6.5 times.
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(Watching porn) Oh, I hope they stay together.
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God, am I only good at sex? Is that why I can't do anything else right? Because I'm too good at sex?
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We wanted to be adults so bad. Look at us now. Just fucking look. 🥴
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I'm just a girl, standing in front of a wood chipper, rented under a fake name.
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Why aren’t you flourishing? Flourish, you piece of shit.
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I weighed in today at one hundred and sexy.
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A swear jar, but you take out a piece of paper and yell whatever’s written on it.
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@treydayway For real
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We wanted to be adults so bad. Look at us now. Just fucking look.
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The first rule of Apathy Club is whatever.
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Anyone who waits in line, gets to the front, then can't decide what they want to order, should serve six years in prison.
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Society: Just be yourself Me: *being myself* Society: The audacity!
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I've been waiting for Killer Bees to overrun the U.S. since the 70s.
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Everyone’s “the nicest guy in the world” until the police are in the backyard digging up 17 bodies.
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I don’t care how old I am, if you read me a book you better do the fucking voices.
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People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like. 🤷🏻‍♀️ 🍩
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When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this Arby’s immediately.”
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Holy Christ, that was a fucked up thing to say. Anyway, I have a crush on you now.
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I don’t care how old I am, if you read me a book you better do the fucking voices.
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I'm craving pancakes and $40 million.
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Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t. Show them you can’t. 👍
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On second thought, nobody wang chung tonight.
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1985: The future’s going to be amazing! 2023: 1985 was amazing!
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@femaIeboyfriend Don’t get it twisted. Most of these people are settling, have no idea what they’re doing, took the first thing offered, think they can’t do any better, are comfortable, lazy, lonely… don’t think every couple out there is living YOUR dream relationship. They ain’t. 🙌
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Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.
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You look like someone who physically assaults technology when it doesn't work.
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Have you tried being hot? I find that fixes most problems.
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Know this for sure: anytime I’m outside, I’m Bigfoot hunting.
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When I was a kid I had to walk to Netflix.
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Never make eye contact with anyone wearing a hospital gown in a Walmart.
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Life Hack: be born to rich parents.
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Please stop promoting nudity and porn on this faith-based dating platform.
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I tried to get a good pic of these Wranglers wranglin’ my ass. This is as good as it gets 🤷🏻‍♀️😂 Much better in person. Compliments were had! 😆
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If you wanted to have sex in the 80s you had to be able to play the saxophone.
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@crileyariver94 @MattOswaltVA @KennethWReid Except Matt posted his at 7:58pm. 🤔
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(Watching porn) Oh, I hope they stay together.
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I withdraw my argument. I didn't realise you had a meme to back you up.
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37 years ago these three young men fought for our rights, and we have let them all down.
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@tinnkky @ElaniKitten I wish every aspiring parent would think beyond “cute baby!” & think of a 2yo, 7yo, 4th grader, freshman in high school, raising a future fully functioning adult person who isn’t an inanimate object, status symbol or potential retirement plan for themselves. I loved my cat😸
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🙌🎄🎁
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Operator: “The call is coming from inside the house!” Me, being murdered: “I have a landline?”
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No one is discretely coughing blood into handkerchiefs while wearing a top hat anymore.
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@2Strong2Silence @MatthewSpira My Dad was an air traffic controller. Trust. I know.
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I’m gonna get a fat cat and name him L. Ron Chubbard. Try and stop me.
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@TarotByBronx And they’re the last people to EVER get help because they’ll NEVER admit they have a problem. 😂 They’re NEVER wrong so they also never have to apologize.👍
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Could it be? 😂 @Super70sSports
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Hello, nurse! @JohnStamos rocking with The Beach Boys at the Ventura County Fair.🎉😍💖🎉 http://t.co/XKF6rmQLvN
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Sorry pretending to be horny on the internet is your entire personality.
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@shannonwoodward Years ago, I found out the guy I’d been spending 4-5 nights a week for 4.5 months, going on dinner & movie dates he paid for, and sleeping with… we were never DATING, we were just HANGING OUT that whole time. 🙄🤘👌🖕 #bagofdicks
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I’m a Gen-X white woman, so gangster rap really resonates with me.
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Sick and tired of people only wanting me for my personality.
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@criticalsfl @Rohan_Lambert @exist2post Summer weather lasts from June to September and most of the country isn’t in school so there’s no “break” to take into consideration.
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Everyone’s “the nicest guy in the world” until the police are in the backyard digging up 17 bodies.
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I’m totally stressed out and someone said not to focus on it so now I’m fine.
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I'm obnoxiously loud AND I suck at math. I'm a triple threat!
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Follow me for more recipes🦞🍞
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Gas pump: Please see cashier Me: (clenching fist) IN HELL
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@telegraphwomen @clairecohen My tits are way too big for that nonsense. 🤣
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I ask 5 year olds what they wanna be when they grow up because I’m still looking for ideas.
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I identify as “down for some shenanigans.”
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“This cashier is a dipshit.” - Me at self checkout
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Sexy doesn't mean naked.
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Weird Al Yankovic halftime #SuperBowlImprovements @midnight
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Am I depressed or do I just need to slide down a ships sail using only a knife?
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I wonder who the murderer is. I hope it's not the special guest star again.
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Drinking homemade eggnog! Minus the egg. And the nog. What I'm saying is, I'm drinking bourbon straight from the bottle and snorting nutmeg.
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Please respect my privacy during this time* *eating in my parked car
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Do you think Wimpy ever made good on his burger debt? 🍔💸
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I blame the 80s for making me want to transform into a truck instead of a better person.
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Bigfoot is real. Your life is fake.
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@BestGirlStorm @rethelangel @MehganJames The most narcissistic people I know are only friends with people they can use/benefit from. They’re WAY too insecure to entertain a large entourage. They need something super small they feel they can control. But can have big social media #’s cuz online is easy to fake en masse
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Why is Jessica Rabbit trending? My profile pic is one of my frequent unintentional impressions of her. 😂😏
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I also have huge tits AND a fat ass! This deal just got the all-original-factory-parts-est! 🤪🥸😂
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get you a girl whose mind and humor turns you on, now that’s the real deal.
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I’ve been in love since I was 16 and saw Basketcase on MTV. 💚 Nice acoustic Boulevard of Broken Dreams from Billie Joe Armstrong’s bedroom on #iHeartConcertonFOX
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Twitter old folks home: drop a selfie with your age if you’re over 30. 46 today 🥳
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Twitter old folks home: drop a selfie with your age if you’re over 30. 40.
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@herbanope Thank you for saving me from searching any further. You’re a saint and a scholar.
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Nothing screams “Alpha Male” like putting it in your bio.
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