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25 days

When mom doesn’t know what Will to Power is and makes you go to school instead of harassing girls and playing in the woods with your friends

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23 days

When your stinky smelly subcontinental coworker who always complains about life in your hometown can no longer stay in America and is venting to you about how stressed he is

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@NewSchwabenland

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Indian coworker failed his H1B lottery and will have to return home by September this year, life is so good I can’t stop smiling. Mayflower Society stays winning.

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The Boys in the Boat was pure kino, nonstop American Excellence for 2 hours. It was sincere, not a hint of irony the whole time. Didn’t even see a black man on screen until about 90 minutes in. Easily the best movie I saw in theaters in 2023.

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Indian coworker failed his H1B lottery and will have to return home by September this year, life is so good I can’t stop smiling. Mayflower Society stays winning.

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If your ancestors didn’t look like this then you will be going back

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@nRonNee When he talks he says words funny, it’s really hard for me to understand and is starting to piss me off

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@EdenicJesus Can confirm. Love travel, am racist.

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Critics hate to see boys in a boat!

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@VazaCocoras @nRonNee If he was more righteous in his last life he would have been born in America to loving white parents

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@VazaCocoras @nRonNee Literally you

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@MarginalRick I knew a kid who got kicked out of his autistic school and day care for banging one of the worker ladies that has to check up on them every hour.

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@aynrandlucas You Can’t Take it With You, It’s a Wonderful Life, Master and Commander, The Wild Geese (some blacks but they are literally in Africa), Your Name, Excalibur

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@AnchorStill Shirt goes hard

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I’m over 6 feet tall and find immense joy in telling men shorter than me that I’m 5’10”.

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How it feels to watch your little brother download Twitter, start listening to Lana Del Rey, and become interested in reading Homer

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6 months

People mad that Joseph crushed it. What else is new?

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Joseph Smith was living the life compared to others in the region and religion he lead of the time. This is his house, I mean mansion

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@TheStudyofWar These are all exactly that - hypothetical. Americans are sick of funding pointless forever wars. Anthony Blinken will have to find a new grift!

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@stefangeorge77 You don’t get browner than this

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J Smith, whether you believe his claims or not, is the Ultimate American. Pure Faustian Mayflower stock. A Nietzchean Übermensch through and through. Praise to the Man!

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@RealSebastianSJ Saying black culture can’t coexist with the church’s standards is such a self own

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3 months

Day 1 of drinking a gallon of milk a day til I reach weight: strange looks from brown coworkers, jacked white guy looks on approvingly

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I have nightmares where Gio turns 19

5/10 zoomer girls

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5/10 autist of the night

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@robbush1988 It was less “Nazis bad” and more “Anglo-American powerful and good”

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@espiers “Six months of Covid in 2019” If you are misremembering when Covid even started it makes me wonder what other basic facts have been altered in your story

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1 year

Why is the guy who wants to “box DezNat” a 130 pound twink? Nobody in the gc is near his weight class.

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1 year

Also I'm glad you have "no regrets" Kwaku. It will make everything so much easier if you literally aren't watching your back. 11/11

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@RonaldRMedinaJr @VanDiemen_ @TheStudyofWar You’re not American. We will be sending you back.

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9 months

Not even married but even I understand the joy of having kids is you become young again yourself. Building a snowman, playing catch in the backyard, building a sandcastle all become fun again. Depriving yourself of this is a major misplay.

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You know people aren’t having kids anymore and the fertility rate is nonexistent when they make play places for adults

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Insist on it. Tell them they must be 5’6”. You can see the top of their head, they cannot hurt you.

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I’m over 6 feet tall and find immense joy in telling men shorter than me that I’m 5’10”.

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These same people think ancient artifacts should be returned to their “home countries”, meanwhile in Egypt you can pay the Arab guard 3 dollars and he’ll let tourists climb inside the stone coffin box of Ramses II. The curious white man is the only one to ever care for history.

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1 year

Quick thread on Pachinko - the perfect Gambling Experience Pachinko is the infamous Japanese gambling game. Rumored to be connected to Nork mafias and the Yakuza, it’s the only sanctioned method of gambling in the country.

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@ApollonianGerm I wonder what the dollar value to our racism is. If the black guy offered you $500 more would you take it? $1000? An interesting thought experiment.

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Chris Hardman - Sauna King. 🌲

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This is why you must always dress up and look nice while traveling. No more sweatpants and sweatshirts on airplanes, literally would have ruined this guy’s selfie.

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This passenger thought it would be fun to take a selfie with the guy who was hijacking the plane he was on

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#sensitiveyoungman

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1 year

The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With the Sea - The best book I’ve read in years. It’s to be appreciated almost like a painting. Without spoiling anything, I think that Mishima came up with the ending first and thought it was beautiful so he wrote a novel to get to that point.

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Short thread on how the Japanese nationalists Mishima based Runaway Horses on originally targeted Charlie Chaplin and the world was this close to never hearing that gay “Greatest Speech Ever”

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9 months

Saying “all lives matter” on the New York subway

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Leopard gets jumped by 50 baboons 😳

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@robbush1988 The Anglo-American did actually beat the Nazis in real life you know

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Wife who is graciously allowed to give me a blowjob after she washes the dishes 5 times.

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Kino

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3 months

You could give Anglos something as useless as a dreary island in NW Europe smaller than Illinois and they would still manage to make an empire that spanned the globe. Sorry libtards, it’s in the blood!

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And it's not just the Ruhr's coal! Germany has had great mines throughout history, because the same mountains that gave it water also gave it mining resources

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1 year

@BidenHandler Listening to past CRs and consistently impressed about his instincts. Looking back it’s easy to see how one thing led to another, but BAP is always right about things before it happens. Trust the plan, BAP is in control.

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3 months

Me and the boys on our way to assist the President in the largest domestic deportation operation in history, circa March 2025

𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐁𝐨𝐲 👑🗡️

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3 months

I love how “Day One” is becoming Trump’s “Great Leap Forward”

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1 year

“Losing the battle against gay marriage” what a joke lol gay marriage lost several times when it was put to a vote (once even in California) it was forced on the country from the top down, not the other way around

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1 year

@VoteTrevorLee So is this a reference to the fact that guns are now the #1 killer of children, or to the false rhetoric that was ginned up to demonize trans folks so that right wing authoritarians could have an identity marker to rally around after losing the battle against gay marriage?

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5 months

😂

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@NewSchwabenland @VanDiemen_ @TheStudyofWar I’m more of an American and more of a man than you’ll ever hope to be you cartoon pfp thumb warrior

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@KirtonMcBonky @pillarbynight It’s a song about shoes dumbass

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Stone cold

𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐁𝐨𝐲 👑🗡️

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He’s just like me fr

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@AvdullahYousef Mitt Romney reading the Mitt Romney passage in Bronze Age Mindset

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@celticode lol yes, critics famously care a lot about historical accuracy in their favorite movies

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Remember guys it’s actually very important to be racist

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@withkwaku Guess what this is from

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@VVenerabilis Those are three pretty good reasons actually

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3 black dudes at company dinner tonight, one from Africa, one from America, and one from the UK. All three ordered Hennessy. Free will is a myth.

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The Rothschilds sending ten 5’5” Arab dudes to stand in line for the squat rack as soon as I walk in the gym

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@0x49fa98 Proves Schopenhauer right - most men can’t accurately assess a woman’s aesthetic value because we are blinded by our lusts

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Why do Jews never show gratitude to white Americans for saving them from this apparent near mass-extermination event? Just a single thank you would be nice!

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I guess I don’t blame Jewish people for being a little touchy about antisemitism considering people have been trying to wipe them off the face of the earth for thousands of years and almost succeeded just a few decades ago

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@saynotocreatine @RST_0fficial lol yeah haha

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@extradeadjcb I like how she claimed she “set her back years” like “empathy” is a skill track in Skyrim that takes conscious time and effort to advance in

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>be working class white guy >aspire to political office >pretend to be literal retard >get elected by leftist coalition over Oz >recover >advocate for actual good policy and your constituents Has he been secretly based this whole time?

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Wow, Sen. Fetterman just called out South Africa’s ongoing genocide against the Boers

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Retard accidentally describes the crisis at the southern border

Robin Kalousek 🇮🇱🇺🇲🇺🇦🇨🇿🦅🦅

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@NewSchwabenland Blah blah blah. How wpuld you like when hypothetically Mexican army invaded Texas, New Mexico and Arizona and half of the world told you to leave it alone. Idiot

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@UUtah @uofuedi @UofULGBTRC This is like if after 9/11 the U put up Al-Qaeda flags

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Everywhere is the same now. I’m 12 time zones away from home and I have 19 year olds talking to me about Bitcoin who are afraid of being called racist. In the fourth Reich no more airplanes.

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@maklelan My PhD (pretty huge dick) says you’re wrong and a leftist agitator

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I went to a pro Palestine protest yesterday in my city and was yelling “gay” at all these guys and they weren’t even phased. Niggas been called gay all their lives.

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@LionsSpectre It’s the most explicitly fascist show I’ve ever seen. How you react to Eren’s arc tells me everything I need to know about you.

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>be french >charlemagne basically invented europe >centuries of military success >norman conquests from britain to byzantium >napoleon >colonies worldwide >lose to some meth’d up germans ONE time and normie retards call you a pussy for eternity Such is the fate of France

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France is the normie filter for Americans. If you don’t at least appreciate the Gauls you are gay and have been filtered.

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@DannyJBauer I want Jon reading out donations for Scuffed Realtor a year from now

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Such a good feeling to have a woman roll her eyes and say “you’re NOT funny” while she laughs

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I’m killing myself the second Gio Scotti’s prefrontal cortex fully develops

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@BayNootParfait @VanDiemen_ @capt95738 @SewageCrow The per capita understander has logged on

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I keep hearing this guy has sex with men

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@BlackBlessedLDS I find it fascinating from a mental health perspective.

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@Mormonger Utah used to be a great place to live because it was full of McConkie Mormons

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I’ve showed this video to every Russian I met the last two weeks and every one of them gets the same glassy look in the eyes when he says Душа

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France is the normie filter for Americans. If you don’t at least appreciate the Gauls you are gay and have been filtered.

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@VVenerabilis @GUATEMAXmations Thicc native hottie

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Retweeting for awareness and also term “legal calvinball”

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@RustAndMist He knows his audience is brown

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@barbaricvitalsm If he’s right it’s the most important book in centuries

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This view is popular in America but is post-war revisionism. The main reason we nuked the Japs is the Soviets were mobilizing in Kamchatka and ready to invade Hokkaido. Ending the war ASAP was important so we didn’t have to split the country up West Germany - East Germany style.

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People just don’t understand how many lives the nukes saved on both sides compared to an invasion.

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@Manhattva @AnchorStill You guys cared a lot yesterday

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I am on nobody’s side, because nobody is on my side

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I sat down on the train on my way to work today and a tall, handsome, well-dressed man was reading the Book of Mormon. None of your kvetching will ever stop this.

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@1000HolyPlaces @NewSchwabenland Again showing that you missed the point. However I find it odd how you among many take posts like this as someone being “mad” or “angry”. There was no anger or being mad in this post at all. Showing again, you missed the point

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@stackerco I support GB

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In China there are over 1.3 billion Chinese people

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@HerrLeopard Benching 8 sets of 8 for Big H

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Imagine being that store clerk, the future of the 21st century in your hands. Future generations will deem him our time’s Gavrilo Princip.

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#NewProfilePic

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@Tam03083424 @0xgangstacrypto @EdenicJesus I’ve been to 38 countries and am even more racist than you

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1 year

F*ck the leftist commune, what’s your position on the Rhodesia Warship?

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He maintained until his death that he worked completely alone. He betrayed no friends and no motives other than a hope to save Japan.

St. George Enjoyer 🐉🗡️🇻🇦

@GodsChillestBoi

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Reminder that on this day, 12 October 1960, Otoya Yamaguchi saved Japan🧵

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Fresh finds From Köln for excellent achievements, USSR celebrating 30 year anniversary of victory, Japanese imperial army in Machukou and Russo-Japan war

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@KirtonMcBonky @pillarbynight What do you think he’s running away in?

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