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Scoil na nAmadán

3 years

The school has received some negative feedback from our remote learning set up so as punishment we’ll be setting tin whistle homework next week. 🎼 That’ll soften yer cough 😏

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2 years

Ireland commit to sending David McCullagh out to Ukraine to stare across the border at Russia.

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2 years

Every secondary teacher passing a primary school today.

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1 year

Spare a thought for their optician.

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2 years

Antigen tests when they hear they’re essential all of a sudden.

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2 years

Sixth Year forced to abandon plans to do the Leaving Cert and instead head to #DublinAirport to join queue for the Leaving Cert holiday.

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2 years

It’s hard enough attract young teachers without asking them to face into school three hours after the nightclub closes.

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10 months

‘Like my Renault, Cian Lynch has returned’. Expertly done there from Marty. 👏 #LIMvGAL

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2 years

Joxer, tax the van. #COYGIG 🇮🇪

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9 months

Dáithí has managed to interview more teachers than most principals this summer. #RoseofTralee 🌹

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1 year

McGregor is like the hard man in Secondary School who never grew out of being the hard man in Secondary School.

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2 years

Better chance of finding a teacher on the Rose of Tralee than on Education Posts. #RoseOfTralee 🌹

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1 year

🚨BREAKING: @jesus has released a statement distancing himself from the Burke family.

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1 year

Cuckoo would walk calmly into the toughest class in the school and within 10 minutes they’d be asking for permission to blink. #LateLateToyShow

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1 year

An Argos spokesperson has said they are leaving Ireland because they couldn’t be listening to Enoch Burke any longer.

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2 years

CJ Fallon after hearing about the state funded school book initiative.

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1 year

The Inspector called to us today. Gave the full hour at the back of the class writing notes like a demon. On what I don’t know because we were watching Home Alone 2.

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1 year

The Pope heading out on yard duty around the Vatican.

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1 year

Paul Mescal signs four year deal with CJ Fallon to become the new face of Bun go Barr. ✨

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9 months

People go on about these teachers holidays but I’m telling you now by the time you’ve inter-railed across Europe and attended a couple of festivals you wouldn’t have much change out of a month. 🤨

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1 year

Teachers walking away for Christmas after feeding the children a concoction of sweets, fizzy drinks and taytos. Best of luck parents. 💣

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2 years

Teachers in the yellow counties checking @MetEireann . #StormBarra

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2 years

🚨All restrictions to be dropped as rest of country brought in line with schools.

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1 year

Messi looks like he’s about to graduate from Mary I.

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1 year

Two students who have discovered a way for @Education_Ire to send their e-mails during working hours have won the BT Young Scientist competition. #BTYSTE2023

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2 years

Statement from The Children of Ireland.

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2 years

Worth a shot.

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2 years

🚨NPHET announce the return of the communal hand towel in school toilets from next week.

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2 years

The Primary Schools of Ireland have had a quick whip around and are donating a History Quest 6 to @SkySportsNews . 👏

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1 year

I was just inside in the hospital there and they’ve announced that anyone that’s seen Grey’s Anatomy can treat themselves. 🩺

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3 years

Roses are Red 🌹 Guidelines are few 🤷‍♂️ The Dept had months 📆 And still don’t have a clue.🤪 #HappyValentinesDay

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2 years

Prince Charles finally gets enough points in the CAO to be King. 👑

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2 years

I hear Bono wrote a poem.

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1 year

‘My biggest fear was I’d have to go back to the teaching’ says a relieved Norma Foley following Ministerial reappointment.

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1 year

Enoch Burke asks Principal if there’s any chance he’d give him a reference. 😬

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2 months

Principal: Have you any questions before we conclude the interview? Teacher: Are ye a polling station?

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1 year

‘Have ye the full week for midterm’ asks smug Secondary Teacher friend knowing full f***in well we’ve only the two days. 🤨

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2 years

Meet the trainee sheepdog correcting Leaving Cert Ag Science papers for the summer.

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1 year

Norma Foley confirms she would rather take the place of the Puck Fair goat than return from a career break to teach.

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2 years

Met Éireann have clarified if they issue a red weather warning during the summer, schools will be able to bank that day and use it when they return. 🌞

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2 years

Hi @gardainfo I’d like to report a crime please. Aldi have a Back To School ad out and it’s only the 5th of f***in July there’s staff contacting me saying they have the fear already I’d like to see someone prosecuted.

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2 years

Isolating teachers will need to roll themselves to school and teach from inside a zorb ball an @Education_Ire insider has revealed.

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2 years

Status Red Fear warning issued to all school staff. 🔴

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2 years

Did You Know: Candles lit in pure desperation by parents before the #LeavingCert account for 74% of our Greenhouse gas emissions. 🕯

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1 year

Only one woman that can pull this out of the fire. Cuckoo could win the Eurovision and she wouldn’t even have to sing. #LateLateShow

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10 months

Newly Qualified Teacher happy enough with how interview went after answering every question with ‘I was a County Minor’. 🏐

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2 years

The INTO has issued its annual warning to Primary Teachers not to be led astray by hanging around with ‘bad influence’ Secondary Teachers over the summer.

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2 years

This is an appeal to the general public, family and friends of school staff. All that’s left of the summer holidays is the equivalent of the Easter holidays. Please provide us with the empathy and emotional support so badly needed over the next couple of weeks. Thank you 🙏

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2 years

Enoch Burke has set about achieving Mountjoy’s first ever Green Flag. ✅

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2 years

Ryanair looking at Aer Lingus like the bold child who finally sees the goodie two shoes get in trouble.

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2 years

Congratulations to Mrs Walsh (54) who with a dodgy knee broke Usain Bolts 100m Olympic Record today by getting to her car 9.62 seconds after the bell went.⚡️

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2 years

New teachers in their first staff meeting be feeling like…

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2 years

🚨Breaking: This years Irish Oral will have the option to be conducted through English.

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1 year

🚨Full time teacher basher to take a career break due to a shortage of teachers to bash.

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1 year

🚨Breaking: Enoch Burke to lose Confirmation money as well as job.

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9 months

Due to popular demand, from September, Mary Immaculate College and Hibernia will include a module on the United Arab Emirates curriculum. 🇦🇪

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2 years

I’m a little concerned the Leaving Cert results are overshadowing the main story of how tired I am after the first week back. 😐

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2 years

The teacher unions forgot to unmute themselves while on the Zoom meeting, it has emerged.

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2 years

Nation trying in vain to secure a PCR test for tomorrow get brief insight into what the sub crisis in schools is like.

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1 year

Christmas cancelled as Santa reveals he was on a career break from teaching. Well done @Education_Ire . Well done. 🙄

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2 years

I was pressured to buy a new toaster when a staff member was mildly electrocuted toasting a bagel. But I held firm. I taped up those exposed wires and we ploughed on. It is thus, with great pride, that I announce I have been chosen as Principal of the Year by @irishdailymail . 🏆

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2 years

Passengers who arrive early for flights to be given worksheets. #DublinAirport

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10 months

Four injured on set of Peppa Pig as handbrake finally gives.

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2 years

Think there’s a niche in the market for teachers motivational quotes to children.

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2 years

@nicole_gernon @newschambers @VirginMediaNews Whoever is subbing for him in that school is onto a winner.

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2 years

To everyone giving out that we are closing at half 12 today ye obviously have not been watching the news and seen the big queues at Dublin Airport some of us have a flight to catch 🙄

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6 months

Secondary teacher, who had first class off anyway, absolutely sickened. #StormDebi

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5 months

McGregor would be a liability on a Debs Committee not to mind as President.

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1 year

Plans for the Argentina home coming this evening: 7.00 - Arrive to Bueno Aires Community Centre. Led in by single piper. 7.30 - Presented to crowd on open sided lorry. Chairman’s speech. 9.00 - Refreshments in Community Centre. 10.30 - Music in Maradonnas. 🇦🇷

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6 months

Following a successful trial, schools will open at 10 o’clock every Monday going forward. #StormDebi

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2 years

There was always great money in serving at a funeral. Back in the day you could make 4 maybe even 5 pound if you got the nod. Guaranteed two hours off school and cash into the lámh. You’d nearly be going around the parish enquiring how people were holding up.

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2 years

The same @Education_Ire that took 9 months to release the SNA allocation now expect schools to open a special class in about six weeks. 🤷‍♂️

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1 year

Infants teacher now openly chain smoking fags during rehearsals for Christmas performance.

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3 years

A child who spent four hard weeks suppressing the virus in their crowded prefab with 30 classmates has ruined it all by going on a playdate. Heartbreaking 💔

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1 year

Wilson Hospital are considering putting a mote and drawbridge around the school in a bid to keep Enoch Burke out.

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1 year

‘How much are you putting in the card?’ #Coronation

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2 years

The State Examinations Commission have admitted bringing the Junior Cert exam papers home in the boot of the car every weekend with the best of intentions but never getting around to correcting them.

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7 months

Tommy Bowe to be given Honorary Teaching Council number. 👏

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11 months

Passport control at Dublin Airport now divided into EU, Non EU and Primary Teachers. ✈️

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1 year

Teachers to spend two weeks on the beer in newly established French Gaeltacht to get up to speed for new foreign language curriculum. 🇫🇷

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2 years

For #mathsweek2022 we are just going to continue on with the book to be honest.

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7 months

The staffroom when the Croke Park meeting gets cancelled.

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2 years

‘What positive antigen percentage did I say now?’ 😳

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2 years

🚨Breaking: @Education_Ire are appealing for the public’s assistance in locating two teachers that have escaped from a high security Leaving Cert Correcting Camp in Athlone.

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1 year

Norma Foley announces new range of Leaving Cert study books ‘More Stress Less Success’. 📚

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3 years

Teachers get two tae breaks every day an @IrishTimes investigation has uncovered.

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1 year

Typical 45 minute Science experiment: Telling them you bought the materials with your own money - 10mins Lecture on behaviour - 10mins Warning not to touch materials ‘til all handed out - 10mins The Experiment - 5min This place better be left spotless - 10mins #ScienceWeek2022 🔬

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2 years

A rumoured proposal for Tuesday’s meeting is that teachers and SNAs be given specially commissioned antigen testing kits pre loaded with a negative result for added peace of mind. Genius. 🤓

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1 year

New EPV guidelines will see teachers having to do a 6 month course, 4 weeks work experience, a 10,000 word thesis and a pilgrimage up Croagh Patrick in order to get the 3 days off.

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1 year

Operation ‘We’ll Cancel the School Tour’ got under way in schools around the country today in a bid to regain control of ‘lively’ classes.

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1 year

Happy Mother’s Day to all the teachers who have been called ‘Mam’ in class down through the years. 💕

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1 year

Schools will have more flags than teachers shortly.

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2 years

Junior Infant can’t understand why their teacher would need a mortgage to buy a house given that they clearly live in the school. 🤷‍♂️

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2 years

🚨Ireland to install air raid sirens to warn public of future Bono poetry.

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3 years

Sad news reaching us tonight as CJ Fallon’s gangland feud with Folens has escalated resulting in yet another needless workbook.

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3 years

Principal locked substitute teacher into PE store overnight for fear they wouldn’t come back the day after, a court has heard.

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2 years

Halloween tests gone half damp in the boot of teachers car.

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3 years

We’ll be operating a ticket system from Monday. Parents must buy tickets for their children an hour before school starts . 🎟

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3 years

Reminder to staff that the school closes at 12 tomorrow. The door will be locked at 12.02. Teachers will be allowed out 5 minutes early to have the cars running. Burn all Artwork and give a rough fill to the roll book. The holidays are here 😎

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Me appointing the newly qualified teacher to head up the Green Schools because I can’t get anybody else to do it.

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