It was 9am in the WTC area, I watched as a jogger took off his sneakers, gave them to a homeless man, & walked the NYC streets barefoot.
“Our character is what we do when we think nobody is looking.” ❤️
Last night Lufkin TX police announced a warrant has been issued for a 2nd degree FELONY tampering with food! Happy 4th of July twat... Big thanks to those who RTed & made it go viral
I have sad news today. I did a Q&A on Instagram last night, someone asked for my number, I replied 867-5309.
Fast forward to now, over 800 serious messages asking me the area code.
Are u all 19 years olds? Do better!
With Love & Concern, Jenny
If we dated, I’m NOT blocking u on social media! I want u to remember:
I have a kickass job, I travel a lot, I’m kinda funny, my credit score is 840, I know more tv shows than u know words, my tits are incredible, my booty gets bigger everyday, & ur an idiot for losing me 😘
U threaten to unfollow me as if I get paid per follower. Here’s what happens when u unfollow me:
- My tits still bounce
- My ass is still fat
- My mind stays filthy
- Pussy remains tight
- My credit score is still 841
- I don’t notice
The call from Italy came at 5am, my mom still thinks it’s a dream bc we just saw her in June for her 83rd bday. Ur never ready at any age to lose a parent, or in my case today, see them cry. Nonna you’ll be missed 💔
Not 1 girl has been mean to me today for liking my body, let’s fix that...
Men this is what happens when u say my t-shirt is too revealing, the whole thing comes off! Ppl are only insecure when they know u can do better 🤪
I’ve been called a loser for loving xmas trees, let me explain:
I grew up in a tiny apt, financially poor, but rich in love. I never had a tree or got gifts. I used to draw xmas stuff all day. Today, trees remind me of a past I’m proud of!
Drop a xmas tree pic here, let’s smile
I know it’s only preseason but the Islanders won so let’s do a celebratory throwback to prepare the new hockey followers! 17 days until hockey season begins, who’s excited??
Monday’s suck but my body doesn’t lol I had a crazy weekend at work, pier & a food truck. Couldn’t watch the Isles play but they won! Does my work uniform scream I’m a fan?!
U can see pics of naked girls all over but I think my tired face after working 100 hours in the rain with my hard hat is almost just as sexy, anyone agree?
I’m blowing out my birthday candles soon but I already have:
Thick thighs ✔️
Nice booty ✔️
Real boobies ✔️
Tight holes ✔️
My own cash ✔️
Killer cornball personality ✔️
Best twitter followers ever ✔️
So I guess world peace again lol Thanks in advance for all the love ❤️
Depression isn’t crying all day, if u met me, u’d never know. I’m always making ppl laugh, phone full of texts, plenty of attention walking down the street...
But alone, I feel anger & guilt for being like this, knowing so many have it worse than me. I’m tired of hiding this
For my bday I want trolls to attack me instead of my friends, here’s help:
I love America
I have an amazon wishlist
I hate Game of Thrones
I take goofy bathroom selfies
I’m so thirsty yadda yadda yadda
That’ll keep’em busy! U all help me feel so loved, forever grateful 😘
All of a sudden u all know the movie Twins, when I said my boobs r named Julius & Vincent, most of u pissed me off & quoted Pulp Fiction! Here’s ur “special DM” my DDs & boogers!
Have u seen the Aaron Hernandez documentary on Netflix?
It’s interesting how docs always find 99 excuses for murderers; sexuality, C.T.E, strict dad, abuse... it’s never “he was a just a young, cocky, talented, rich, psycho that felt untouchable”
My mom made me this scarf, I wore it for 24 hours straight, even slept with it. I don’t care if my hair isn’t brushed or if my mom never sees this. I want to look back & remember how happy I was that she did this for me ❤️
We may not agree politically but let’s ALL agree that anyone who hurts a child, an elder, or person with special needs is EVIL TRASH... u with me?
And while ur here, let’s agree plump camel toe is sexy, especially mine 🤪
I’m scared, I’m having surgery today, I hardly told anyone. I don’t post sad stuff like this bc I’m here to laugh but if anything happens remember: I fed ppl I should’ve poisoned & loved ppl that wanted me dead. When my body is gone, remember this stupid heart
Yes I’m a NY Islanders fan but I’m a bigger Alex P. Keaton, Teen Wolf, & Back to the Future fan!
*I’ll never say no to free NHL tix lol
*Keep Parkinson’s jokes to yourself!!
Today I wore a white shirt & no bra so my coworkers could cheer the fuck up
Whiny feminists looking to sue & ruin lives, this is called being a team player
5’1 but my attitude 6’4. Trying to feel good, hair done, next up, anyone down for doggy style & hair pulling? Mmm
Thank u all for ur kind words, prayers, DMs, gifts, venmos, I love u all from the bottom of my... plump camel toe
I lost my job today, the pier is closing. Union worker on the waterfront for 16 years. Seniority means nothing... sooo how much do escorts & cam girls make nowadays? FU 2020
Suspended on Instagram for 48 hours again... 1st it was a butt crack, now it’s because of a half nipple!
Spend more time loving ur body instead of reporting me for loving mine
Monday sucks but my body doesn’t lol here’s what I wore to work & watch my team WIN! Tall ppl get the best views of Janet & Chrissy (Ms Snow is the big one)
#isles
#LGI
Although I cry daily, I’m so proud of my coworkers! Today we welcomed the USNS Comfort naval ship on Pier 90, it has 12 operating rooms & 1,000 hospital beds! Please stay home so we can see our families again
#COVID19
Today marks the 8 year anniversary my married coworker sent me a naked pic. The next day, 12 giant posters of his pic were magically all over the pier. Thanks again Staples!
I’m working on a cruiseship today loading luggage, here’s what I learned today: don’t get dressed in the dark & guys are nicer to u when u get dressed in the dark! Lol Do u guys like my safety vest?
#SundayFunday
#OT
I don’t need to trash exes. My revenge is the stuff you’ll miss about me:
A pussy that’s always wet
A brain full of tv & movie trivia
My Julius & Vincent tits
That 840 credit score
My fluency in sarcasm & tv themes
Sexy Edith Bunker impressions
Watching me pull jeans over my ass
Never forget... unless it doesn’t fit the agenda. These 9/11 tribute lights have been cancelled this year, don’t worry, the MTV VMA’s aren’t cancelled along with ‘peaceful’ looting of businesses. NYC this is beyond embarrassing!
New Yorkers deal with 9/11 differently. It took me 10yrs to walk by One WTC (I lived 2 blocks away in TriBeCa). Today I try to visit as many memorials as possible & love my city twice as hard. What are ur coping strategies?
U don’t need to be tall
U don’t need to have degrees
U don’t need to drive a Ferrari
U don’t need to have a perfect body
U don’t need to make millions
But to date me, u must be willing to do the Chicken Dance with me at parties
This guy sat here for over an hour holding the flag up. Thanks to anyone who took the time to remember the victims & the heroes today 🇺🇸❤️
#September11
#NeverForget
#nyc
This is not me, her tits magically look bigger out of her shirt, mine always look big. Also, note to self, don’t say ur gonna start doing this on golf courses bc the NY Post will quote u in the newspaper🤦♀️😂
Click for freckled boobs, stay for info! 30 minutes from Manhattan is Great Falls in Patterson, NJ, one of the largest waterfalls in the USA!
When u visit, eat at Libby’s across the street, the best (& cheapest) hot dogs around since 1936! Have u been here or will u visit?
To the Islander fans that kept it classy, to Reillys awesome save for Toronto, to an amazing game... I dedicate my 1st place cleavage to my 1st place team lol
#isles
#lgi
#nyi
I’m too horny, I’ll make u laugh when I wanna cry, I overthink, overcare, & overorder takeout, I don’t lie, I hate running but I do it, money won’t impress me, fitting my whole tit in ur mouth will. I’m a nerd that plays with cartoon dogs, pick me up at 8?
Sorry I’ve been MIA! I’m happy to be back... even if it’s 0 degrees & my meals are from vending machines! Day 3, I already have 50 hours! Who else looks this sexy at work? LOL
Another day of eating 50,000 calories by 2PM & thinking I have coronavirus with no symptoms... this is who I am now, dressed like Mrs. Roper until this is all over
Dating bio: I never get offended. The word feminist makes me puke. They’re real DDs. It’s sauce not gravy. Fluent in sarcasm & TV theme songs. I’m not sensitive, my clit is. Pick me up at 8?
My dad can’t zip his jacket anymore (shaking), it depresses him. So every day I watch silently as he tries & fails while wanting to cry & do it for him.
So I assure u, I don’t give a shit if Miss Piggy or Homer Simpson wins this election, I worry about real shit.