I travelled 7 hours journey to see Uncle and on getting to where I will be staying uncle called that thereโs a vigil that night and I must attend
That was when I knew I was in soup ๐๐๐๐
An Instagram follower saw me today at the beach and was shouting my name.
I was so surprised to even see someone that knows me despite the crowd๐
I recognized her immediately and hugged her.
Only for her to say "I don't know you are this short"๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Don't beg me pls๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Your pregnant wife is pounding yam for you this early momo and you are still threatening her that if she cant do it wel you will give your girlfriend money to do it better for you outside.What exactly is wrong with this generation?What happened to being helpmate?Where's the love?
Happy birthday to a beautiful and strong soul, yeah you guess right. Itโs my birthday. Heaven has been really good to me by adding another year to my age.
May this day bring unexpected blessing and endless joy to me now and forever more๐. Happy birthday to me๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Why do bike men raise their back seat tori Olorun๐โโ๏ธ
They should consider we the short and slim babes now๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข
My leg is hanging and wind wants to blow me away ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
To appease Pastor I told him to let me take him to one big restaurant for a date . Throughout the outing baba gave me attitude and didnโt even eat anything. I Kuku ate nitemi
Driving back home he started comparing me to Sis Lagbaja and Sis Tamedun ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Emi omo Esu๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
If you are dating me pls let me know now. It's not when I upload my pre- wedding pics your bitter side will now explode๐๐๐
A a nisoribu o๐๐
If my husband to be does not cry while my father is walking me down the aisle on my wedding day, i am turning back๐๐๐๐๐
I wont take Odaju Okunrin as my husband๐๐๐๐
I once dated a guy that want to use oyinbo to scatter my head. On every sentence sent on chat by him, I must check dictionary twice. You can imagine whenever we argue on chat,I won't be able to rant well cos I will be busy checking dictionary ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
I went to yaba this afternoon and was walking very fast due to stories I have heard of market guys assaulting ladies.
One guy still insulted me by saying "Where are you flying to Oparun"๐ข๐ข๐ข
This Lagos is not for me ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
I woke up to a good news๐๐๐๐
My friend gave birth to a set of twin boys. This God is just too good๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
I was still doing fine girl showoff inside bank today not knowing pe APA Bra mi ti yo and its already dangling under my top๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
After little argument I sha attended. On getting to church, it was prayers all through while standing no sitting down or dozing. I had no time to rest and I was so exhausted till day break .
Saturday morning I had to cook for us to eat and all so I was busy all through also
I am so blessed to have you allโค.
For the calls, birthday messages,DMs, gifts, credit alerts i say THANK YOU๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
God Bless You All๐๐๐๐๐๐
Hair :
@blvck_Witch
ADA, your customer service is topnotch๐๐๐๐๐๐.Thanks for the birthday gift too. Please patronise her
So guys are still using the line"you are the sugar in my tea, the cockroach in my cupboard" no wonder y'all are single ๐๐๐๐๐
Drop a dope line for me abeg๐๐๐
The way you are waiting for me to read and reply your dm is the same way i am waiting on my crush to read and reply my own dm too. A jo maa wait gan ni ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
So I learnt yesterday that some ladies will choose a fuck boy over a responsible guy๐
Iyagbemi should be your name Olohun n gbo๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
One day i will talk about my acne and spot journey๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ. It was terrible, had low self esteem, stopped going out even to church.
If its compulsory i go out i get lot of what happened to your face questions๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
I look like a joke to some people sha๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
You only knew me yesterday and today you 've started calling me your fiancee ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
12 periods successfully done for this year ๐๐๐๐๐
Thank God we didnโt get what we didnโt bargain for despite all โplaysโ
We move again next year ๐๐๐
When you see a lady inside eko market with face cap and hot puff puff in her hands eating en don't even argue. It's me ebi lo n pa mi๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข
I remember a time my ex and I was having lot of fights every now and then and my mum got to know. My mum just said may be it's my friends that are saying rubbish things about me to the guy.
Walahi my mum was right๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
You came to my DM on how you can start a poultry business and all.I told you to pay consultation fee wahala start.All these and many more won't follow me to the new year. If you can't pay consultation fee please don't come to my DM to ask question about farming
Signed: Management
I am grateful for waking up hale and hearty. I woke up to the smell of iru in my neighborhood and that shows my nose is still working ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ. Thank you Jesus ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข