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@Muzzhand8
Muzz
6 years
Surely canny just be me who thinks there’s absolutely nothing wrong with this !!!!????
@ladbible
LADbible
6 years
Homeowner, 78, arrested after 'burglar is stabbed to death with screwdriver during break-in'.
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@Muzzhand8
Muzz
5 years
Have a break ya nerd 👍🏻
@CNN
CNN
5 years
"You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words," climate activist Greta Thunberg tells the UN. "We are in the beginning of a mass extinction and all you can talk about is money and fairy tales of eternal economic growth. How dare you."
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@Muzzhand8
Muzz
1 year
@TranentFC Some message to send to any woman / girl affiliated with the club
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Muzz
7 years
Hope when I'm older I can give something back to my mum&dad because they've always sacrificed so I could have everything in the world🌎❤️
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Muzz
4 years
Canny explain the feeling when this went in. Madness
@Thejamtarts51
Thejamtarts51
4 years
Who's got the cup fever then!? If not then am sure this will get you up for it....We went 1 - 0 up didn't last for long but we want more memories like this!!! 😎🏆🇱🇻
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Muzz
5 years
Love you forever Gran my wee pal , until we meet again ❤️
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Muzz
5 years
Another fluke in the tank 🥳🤩 @spartansfc
@yfst
YFS
5 years
WATCH | @NASA called... they want their rocket back! A sensational thunderous strike from @spartansfc in tonight’s @OfficialSLFL League Cup final against @LTHVFC .. Get your full match DVD from the game @
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Muzz
5 years
Pick that out sir🎯
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Muzz
2 years
Rat . Absolute fucking rat bastard
@ScotlandSky
Sky Sports Scotland
2 years
📝| Rangers are set to sign Hearts defender John Souttar on a pre-contract despite plenty of interest from the English Championship. Here are all the details on the deal👇
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Muzz
8 months
Just been quoted mortgage to go up by £573 per month day light robbery being absolutely fucking taken for mugs in this country somethings got to give when does it stop 🫠
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Muzz
5 years
Get it right up every hearts fan who assumed the two boys who were lifted and charged at hearts Motherwell were guilty . Fuck the lot of use 👍🏻
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@Muzzhand8
Muzz
4 years
Clean slate , fresh start . Buzzing to get going whenever that may be . Time to get a smile back on the face⚽️
@WhitehilWelfare
Whitehill Welfare Football Club
4 years
✍️ Welcome to Whitehill Welfare, Murray Hand! @Muzzhand8
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Muzz
3 months
How is this shite on sky sports and the Edinburgh derby isn’t
@ScotlandSky
Sky Sports Scotland
3 months
🗣️ "Brilliantly finished but that is what we've come to expect from Mia McAulay." This is how the 17-year-old gave Rangers an early lead vs Partick Thistle in the Sky Sports Cup final 🔽
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@Muzzhand8
Muzz
4 years
Some mugshot🤣⚽️
@ValeLeithen
𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝙻𝚎𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙵𝙲
4 years
SQUAD NEWS: Chris Anderson has signed 20 year old Spartans attacking midfielder Murray Hand on loan until the end of the season. Murray impressed when he played the first half of the season at Lothian Thisle Hutchison Vale. We look forward to welcoming Murray to the Vale.
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@Muzzhand8
Muzz
6 months
Boogie and Arlene are fucking insufferable man spout Pish for a living . Weirdos
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Muzz
4 years
😂😂😂😂
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@Muzzhand8
Muzz
7 years
Wish ma phone would stop telling me my storage is almost full like fuck off a ken 🙄
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@Muzzhand8
Muzz
1 year
Must be hard getting paid all that money to run around for 90 mins every few days , get all your food etc cooked for you the best medical treatment . Heart bleeds . Fannys . Would love to see half these players do a normal 9-5 working class week😂🤡
@sportbible
SPORTbible
1 year
Raphael Varane: “The very highest level is like a washing machine, you play all the time and you never stop. We have overloaded schedules and play non-stop. Right now, I feel like I'm suffocating.” 😔
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Muzz
6 years
Penalty ref😂😂😂☃️
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Muzz
2 years
On u go Rambo @ciaranmckenziee 😭😭
@thomson_scott
Scott Thomson
2 years
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Muzz
6 years
What a fucking shame . Absolutely heart broken for the wee girl and her family . 😢
@BBCScotlandNews
BBC Scotland News
6 years
BREAKING A 16-year-old boy has been charged with the rape and murder of schoolgirl Alesha MacPhail
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@Muzzhand8
Muzz
5 years
All that talk ..... 🤫 Come on the boys ❤️🤜🏻
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Muzz
2 years
Can take getting beat when we put in performances like this . A bit heart and having a go
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Muzz
3 years
Can’t wait to get going 👍🏻😃⚽️
@LeithAthleticFC
Leith Athletic FC
3 years
⚫️⚪️🆕 Welcome Murray Hand 📝 Leith Athletic F.C are tonight delighted to announce the signing of Murray Hand from @WhitehilWelfare , Murray is someone the coaching team has monitored for afew years and will join up with his new team mates when they return for preseason.
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Muzz
3 years
#lukemitchell just shows you what the media can really do to destroy peoples lives . The boy was trialed by media and wrongly sentenced to spend 20 years of his life behind bars in my opinion ... really can’t see any other argument other than hes innocent beyond doubt
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Muzz
1 year
750k😵‍💫less said the better 🤐 hibs have had their pants pulled down 🤣
@HibernianFC
Hibernian Football Club
1 year
𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐀𝐍 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟔: CONFIRMED 🔒🔥 Three more years of Élie at Easter Road! 💤⚽️
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Muzz
6 months
Time to get back to it 😆
@LintonHotspurs
Linton Hotspur FC
6 months
🆕 ✍️ We are delighted to announce the signing of Murray Hand. The 24 year old has an impressive career to date, former clubs include Spartans, Preston Athletic, Leith Ath & Tynecastle FC. A central midfielder who is also very comfortable in several other positions, Murray…
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@Muzzhand8
Muzz
5 years
Conference champions 👌🏻 cmon the boys ! 🤪
@SpartansFC
The Spartans FC
5 years
Full Time | Under 20s | Dalkeith 0-2 Spartans
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Muzz
6 years
Tuesdays are worse than Mondays fact
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Muzz
3 years
Buzzing to see the majority of folk have managed to have a nice Xmas day with their family . Thoughts go out to those who haven’t but fuck this year and what it’s took from us , least the majority have managed a decent Xmas 🙌🏻❤️
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Muzz
4 years
All this bad news going about the now and all the negativity but hearing good news about one of my pals family’s today put a huge smile on ma face 👏🏻❤️
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Muzz
3 years
Suck it . See you in London🔵⚪️😆
@ScotlandNT
Scotland National Team
3 years
Please note the following travel information for our #EURO2020 match against England on Friday, 18 June. Supporters are asked not to travel to London unless they have a ticket for the match. ➡️
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Muzz
2 years
Worlds fucked with cunts like these as parents man eight years old shouldn’t have a clue about any that shite absolutely brainwashed
@SkyNews
Sky News
2 years
YouTuber Jonathan Saccone Joly said his family have experienced a lot of 'hate', after he revealed to his followers that he is non-binary and that his second child, born a boy, is now a transgender girl called Edie. Read more:
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Muzz
6 years
Canny be the only person who doesn’t find that limmy funny at all
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Muzz
2 years
Happy birthday to my best mate @gordon_hand4 happy 50th auld yin🥳😎
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Muzz
5 years
Aaaaaand just like that it’s Monday again 👎🏻
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Muzz
4 years
😂😂😂 what have I just read . Makes 0 sense
@Morganflynnxx
Morgy-Maé
4 years
Actual not looking for sympathy or that but actual makes me sick seeing wee 3 year olds gettin a new iPad or holidays to Ibiza for their fuckin Xmas when ad actual give anything to have ma wee granda back for one last Xmas cunts hav pure lost the meaning of what Xmas is about 👍🏻
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Muzz
5 years
Only my bird could go to bingo and win a holiday to Hollywood 😂
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Muzz
4 years
The good days
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Muzz
3 years
Please Scotland . Please just win the morn . Don’t care how , just win . Don’t break ma heart 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Muzz
6 years
😂😂😂😂😂😂 spoiler . I miss the ball completely
@SpartansFC
The Spartans FC
6 years
In true Question of Sport stylee... @Muzzhand8 pulls back the trigger, he’s ready to put that boot through the ball. What Happened Next? 🤔
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Muzz
6 years
How can anyone video the winning goal against there nearest rivals with 5 minutes to go and no be going mental
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Muzz
8 years
Buzzing first time passed😛😛😛😎🚗
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Muzz
3 years
@1888JT Rugby players clearly have their own mind thankfully and not just going what they are told they are supposed to do like some form of robot🤡
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Muzz
6 months
Boo fucking hoo didn’t want to be there they’ve a roof over their heads which is more than they deserve
@SkyNews
Sky News
6 months
BREAKING: Asylum seeker has died on board Bibby Stockholm barge. @SamCoatesSky has the latest. 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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Muzz
5 years
Shanghai bouncers fuck urselfs u fat cunts 👍🏻
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Muzz
7 years
Cannot wait to get my new car and put my new reg on it 😎
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Muzz
2 years
Without doubt the best experience following hearts in my lifetime and it’ll be hard to beat for sure 👏🏻❤️
@stuartmclaren94
Stuart McLaren
2 years
7 cities in 48 hours and would do it all again @JamTarts . Singing section at Tynecastle can’t come quick enough 🇱🇻
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Muzz
3 years
Chokkkking on a night out 🤒
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Muzz
5 years
Stfu ur amazin 🤞🏻❤️
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Muzz
5 months
More than happy to pay a bit extra to help families struggling . It’s the tramps of the earth with less brain cells than my dug that spit out kids like there’s no tomorrow with no intentions of contributing to society . That’s the problem . I don’t work so they don’t have to 👍🏻
@DerekMackenzie_
Derek-#Extremist-Mackenzie
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Higher Taxes in #Scotland ? Yes. But... A family with 2 children will automatically receive £200 Cash per month from the 'Child Payment' & their children will receive Free School Meals, Free Bus Passes, Free University etc etc. Anything to say #Labour or #Tories ? Vote @theSNP
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4 years
Dinny think ma tadger will come out after ice bar till 2021 place is fucking Baltic
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Muzz
5 years
Best manager of all time no doubt
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Muzz
5 years
Couldny pay me to go to that shite TRNSMT all about creamfeilds in August 🕺🏻
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Muzz
4 years
Come on Scotland ! Don’t care how we played , sometimes it’s more important just to win and we’ve done that . Closest we’ve been to qualifying in years so I’ll take it , anything can happen in a one off game ! 🙏🏻🙏🏻
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Muzz
5 years
Boarding passes printed and checked in for tena wi the mrs , bring it on🤩
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Muzz
7 years
Other weekend with the boys😛
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Muzz
7 years
Still can't believe I got a reading done tonight and both my grandads came through . Amazing , miss use both ❤️
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Muzz
4 years
Special place in hell for sturgeon , little fucking cretin
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Muzz
6 years
Wish a listened to ma mum n dad when they told me to stick in at school
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Muzz
1 year
Awww I’ve missed getting up at back of 6 for the graft 😍👌🏻
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Muzz
3 years
What a difference the weather makes to ur mood man ☀️☀️☀️
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Muzz
4 years
Terrible that something like this has happened , hits home as my dad is a driver . Thoughts go out to all those affected 🙏🏻❤️
@BenPhilip_
Ben Philip
4 years
A major emergency service response to a train derailment near Stonehaven. An air ambulance is in attendance. A lot of smoke is coming out of the tree line where the railway track runs. Ambulances arriving by the minute.
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Muzz
3 years
Wishing this special girl a very happy 21st , hope you like your presents darlin, love you big time ❤️🤞🏻 @ellliewilson
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Muzz
4 years
3 points and a goal , good Saturday 👍🏻
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Muzz
4 years
See you in June lannnndan town😎💙💙
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Muzz
7 years
No even Monday yet and am counting down days till weekend 🤒
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4 years
Another year gone and never felt more lucky in my entire life for what I have and the people I have around me #blessed ❤️...
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Muzz
4 years
Boy taking the video is a wanker lolol if the guy wants to have an ice cream then he can . Some folk have way to much time on their hands 🤣🤣
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Muzz
7 years
Folk who call fly away footballs floaters are peedos
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Muzz
2 years
Bongos bingo best night out you’ll ever have fact
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Muzz
5 years
Dean taking the draw @ partick well . Just snapped it as well😂😂😂
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Muzz
4 years
This 🤞🏻
@mrjakehumphrey
Jake Humphrey
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Muzz
5 years
Tena time 🤪🤘🏻
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Muzz
3 years
Without doubt the 🐐
@TheMW2Ghost
MW2 OG
3 years
12 YEARS ago today, Modern Warfare 2 was released. The greatest Call of Duty game of all time.
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Muzz
4 years
Great news . Hope it was painful and horrible
@STVNews
STV News
4 years
A serial sex offender at HMP Edinburgh has become the first prisoner to die of coronavirus in Scotland.
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Muzz
4 years
Couldn’t run a bath never mind a country
@SkyNews
Sky News
4 years
Scotland's First Minister Nicola Sturgeon says the reopening of further services and facilities, including gyms, swimming pools and theatres in Scotland, will now be "paused" until at least 5 October. Follow live updates:
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@Muzzhand8
Muzz
5 years
Rude wee boot
@CelebsGoDating
Celebs Go Dating
5 years
Absolutely savage banter from @georgia_steel there 😳😂 #CelebsGoDating
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Muzz
4 years
Why does this not even surprise me ? SFA have been incompetent for years . Fucking shambles . Boys not being able to go out and kick a ball about after adhering to protocols because of a couple of clowns in the premiership . No punishment for them tho🤡
@spfl
SPFL
4 years
Coronavirus Joint Response Group, 13th August 2020. Full details:
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Muzz
6 years
Honestly gee it a fuckin rest pal
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Muzz
3 years
Arrested for not wearing a mask . Mental to think folk believe this is normal 😭
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Muzz
4 years
How can folk actually find this funny 😖
@aamykerr
Ak
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Actual can’t stop laughing every time I watch this 😂😂😂😂😂
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Muzz
5 years
Would love to see these weirdos flattened . Every single one 🙂👍🏻
@MikeNayna
Michael Nayna
5 years
Extinction Rebellion - Day 3
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Muzz
2 years
Actually canny believe ellies cat has just spewed up a whole mouse what in the fuck 🤣🤣🤣
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Muzz
4 years
Hope nobody listens to this useless “ guidance “ given by the government , and does as they please . Fuck these corrupt authorities
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Muzz
5 years
Being away on holiday in the sun enjoying yourself makes you realise there’s a lot more than grafting to pay bills and work all day Monday - Friday your whole life 🤯
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Muzz
5 years
Fucking cmon the boys !!! Deserved that 🤜🏻❤️
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Muzz
7 years
Fuck me what is the world coming to it’s a fucking football game 🤦🏻‍♂️
@BBCSport
BBC Sport
7 years
Football Manager is trying to help tackle homophobia in football. On the latest addition, players can come out.
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Muzz
4 years
Great news
@MetroUK
Metro
4 years
BREAKING: Shamima Begum can't fly back to UK as government wins appeal
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Muzz
1 year
Better idea . Tie him to a lamppost in a street somewhere and let cunts do as they please to this absolute monster . Jail too easy
@edinburghpaper
Edinburgh Evening News
1 year
🚨 Police raided his home and found 20,000 images on three devices
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Muzz
4 years
Come on to fuck the morn hertz . Beat this horrible shower of fucking shite
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Muzz
2 years
Cheeky bitch mums and dads out there bursting there guts working 2/3 jobs and can’t afford a decent life for themselves, can barely put food on the table, should be ashamed to even make a comment like this
@SkyNews
Sky News
2 years
A government minister has suggested that people struggling with the cost of living should take on more hours or move to a better-paid job. Read more:
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@Muzzhand8
Muzz
2 years
🤫🤫🤫🤫
@LeithAthleticFC
Leith Athletic FC
2 years
All over at Millfield. Strong team beaten by a stronger one. Haddington Athletic 0-Leith Athletic 2
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