FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them.
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10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA
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11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA
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12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to VAGINA
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13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER
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14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER
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15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down. One point to BEER
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16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc.
One point to BEER
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17. You always know how much beer is going to cost.
One point to BEER
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19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it.
One point to BEER
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@Muniu_Muniu
For a moment I was agitated V might win over Beer in which case this would've lost all credibility
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@Muniu_Muniu
You can drink the same beer for ten years and still feels like the first time on every moment. One ginormous point for beer.
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