Waiyaki Way wasn't named after anyone. It happened that after independence the Kikuyu Elite were on a looting spree and thus it wasn't uncommon for them to ask each other "Waiya Kîî We?" which translates to what have you stolen?
If you bought Nation Media Group shares worth 1 Million in 2014, you would have lost 981,000. By now your shares would be worth 19,000. If you had kept your 1 million & drank two Tuskers at 180 every day or Whiskey at 2,500 every week without fail, you would have 36,000 left.
Dear Kenyans 🇰🇪 , DO NOT be the people who will spend KES 50,000 in clubs BUT find it HARD to invest even KES 10,000 in stocks, bonds or side hustles. Chanuka!!!
Nishaipigana na mtu juu ya kupiga dame rafiki yangu. Mimi uyo nlilala Parklands Police na wao wakarudi Forty Forty wakakunywa zao na akaenda kupewa strokes. This gender 😭😭😭
I am selling my Wines and Spirits business.
Stock - 680k
Goodwill - 2m
Description - iko kwa kona na polisi huwa hawakuji sana. 😂😂😂
My buyer could be on your TL!
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them.
This one has kept a grasshopper as a pet for the last 3 days, even went with it to school, unfortunately it died at night and now he is talking about burying it 🤣🤣
A woman once cheated on me then blamed it on her zodiac sign, ati I’m an Aries sijui ruled by Mars. Anga sijui we are impulsive and desirous
and have a short attention span. Kucheat haikuniuma kama iyo explanation ya ufala. 😭😭
If you bought Nation Media Group shares worth 1 Million in 2014, you would have lost 956,000. By now your shares would be worth 44,000. If you had kept your 1 million & drank two Tuskers at 180 every day or Whiskey at 2,500 every week without fail, you would have 160,000 left.
5. If you go home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you go home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view so I'll just call it a DRAW
Hiyo story ya Achieng sioni ubaya. Si ata kwa CV zetu sisi huandika
'i am a self sufficient person, hardworking, result oriented individual, team player! " 😂😂😂
Makosa yangu ni kuendea food ya match officials na kudai ntaongeza 250 ndo anipee extra helping. Jamaa aliburst into smithereens ilibidi ashikwe. Me I thought ata ni kifafa.
If you bought Safaricom shares worth ksh. 1 million in 2019, your shares today are worth Ksh.317,000. I hope this won't be another KQ, Mumias and Eveready😓
"...take a bath and put on perfume and dress in your nicest clothes. Then go to the threshing floor, but don't let Boaz see you until he has finished eating and drinking. Be sure to notice where he lies down; then go and uncover his feet and lie down there." - Ruth 3:1-4
Yesterday one went on and on about how much she knows about wine and I ended up asking her about the Austrian wine scandal of 1985. Miss Delulu left our table 😂
Nairobi folks be calling themselves wine connoisseurs while they're drinking the shittiest, lowest quality wine that the very dregs of American and European society couldn't be forced to drink at gunpoint LMAO.
So long as y'all are happy tho.
I am looking for translators for a short term project. They must be fluent in spoken and written Kamba, Luo or Kalenjin language. Kindly reach out to me!
#IkoKaziKenya
Hobbies such as reading, walking or watching movies should be avoided in your C.V. How do these universal activities make you unique? You might as well write sleeping or breathing. Check your CV now and write sensible mature hobbies!