16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc.
One point to BEER
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6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA
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7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA
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62
330
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA
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10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA
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11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA
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12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to VAGINA
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13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER
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14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER
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15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down. One point to BEER
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17. You always know how much beer is going to cost.
One point to BEER
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256
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it.
One point to BEER
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79
309
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them.
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