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Creator of things | Ex-political commentator | Patron @mgfkenya | Goats farmer🐐| Ex-sniper | #SiriNiMuchiri | Cryptic |

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Joined November 2013

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1 year

IT SHALL COME TO PASS... 1. On 25th August 1975, just 2 days before the Great Ethiopian Emperor Haile Sellasie met his death, he said and I quote; " About 50 years from now, there shall arise a powerful leader in Africa, and he will unite both his people and the Continent and

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High Court has ordered auctioning of all properties belonging to Raphael Tuju in Nairobi over Ksh 1.6B loan default.

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Just arrived at Northlands City and let me tell you Maina, I never knew there were people who have been living in heaven all this while!

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@mkainerugaba It would take these 5 KDF soldiers less than 3 days to capture the whole of Uganda

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Moving forward, the Anti-Riot Police Unit will be using extremely high pressure water, mixed with a special, PINK, Russian-made chemical that will stick on protestors skin for 3-7 days. This will make it easier for them to identify and arrest all protesters later.

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Mombasa Governor Ali Hassan Joho has officially ditched Raila's ODM Party and joined the ruling UDA Party.

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@mkainerugaba SOME FACTS ABOUT THE "SHORT" KDF OFFICER! 1. He has been trained for 19 years (9 in Israel & 10 in Russia) 2. He has the ability to smell explosives & Ebola 300 KM away 3. He has an implanted bullet proof chest, 30mm away from his neck (continued)

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Initial investigations into what may have caused the fire at Northlands Farm in Ruiru indicate that the fire was caused by a lightning strike on a pine tree in the middle of the farm.

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Wiper leader Kalonzo Musyoka has this evening left the Country for a private trip to Sydney, Australia and Washington DC. Kalonzo's trip will last for 5 days and he is expected to hold talks with the Kenyan Ambassador in Washington.

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FRESH DETAILS from 3 of Pastor Ezekiel's Bank accounts have emerged, revealing that he sent a total of 156 million to Raila Odinga between 6th October 2021 and 18th July 2022 (campaign period). Police are investigating claims that the millions were proceeds of ORGAN HARVESTING.

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Azimio Queen of Propaganda Pauline Njoroge will from this afternoon be cooling her heals at different Police Stations in Nairobi while helping the DCI in their ongoing investigation into dubious Mpesa & Bank transactions between her, Maina Njenga, Raila, Kioni and a former VVIP.

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NEWS JUST IN New York based TIME Magazine ( @TIME ) has just listed Kenya's President Dr. @WilliamsRuto among the 50 most influential persons in the WORLD, describing him as "the Architect of Kenyan Democracy!"

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Hello @KeEquityBank , @Coopbankenya and @KCBGroup , kindly send your officials at the Specialised Freight Area (Cargo Section) of JKIA to witness what the God of @MikeSonko has done after you declined my loan application to start a goat farm. Thank you.

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EXCLUSIVE: Verified reports reaching me from highly reliable sources indicate that Azimio Leader Raila Odinga complained of severe chest pains before fainting immediately after addressing residents of Pipeline Estate. The Azimio team has therefore been forced to retreat in⤵️

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The Anti-Terror Police Unit has been dispatched to different areas in the country. The Russian-trained unit, which is more dangerous than GSU, KDF and Kenya Police combined, is expected to deal ruthlessly with all economic terrorists from tomorrow while maintaining law & order.

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Hello @RailaOdinga , we see what you're trying to do here. WE ARE EVERYWHERE.

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We are currently verifying reports that Cult Leaders "Pastor" Paul Mackenzie and Raila Odinga are blood cousins.

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A special operation to arrest and detain former PM Raila Odinga has just been launched. The operation is dubbed "Operation X" and is expected to have been complete and successful by 1PM, Wednesday the 19th of July 2023.

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"Your Excellency ulisema mambo ni matatu, lakini ingekua mimi ningewapea just 1 option- ile ya tatu."

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Happy Birthday to Mama Gladys Wanjiru Kipchumba, wife of Roads and Transport CS @kipmurkomen . May the Lord crown your new year with His goodness, and cause your paths to continually drip with abundance. Today vs 2003

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PROJECT: GOAT PEN for our recently imported goats almost done. Tomorrow, we shall be working on the finishings. Location: Mugi Farm, Ngobit, Laikipia County Size:30m by 10m Capacity: 300 goats ══════════

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Royal Media Services Chairman S.K Macharia at Statehouse, Nairobi this evening.

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1. Mavoko MP Hon. Patrick Makau has just been arrested by DCI at his home in Kitengela. Reports indicate that Makau hired over 700 young men from Mlolongo and Kitengela and instructed them to destroy Kikuyu-owned businesses in Kitengela, the Expressway among other properties.

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HAPPENING NOW: Former President Uhuru Kenyatta us currently at DCI Headquarters to report his 3 phones that were snatched by Jubilee goons at Ngong Racecourse on Monday. The Iphone 14 Pro Max, Samsung Galaxy S23 Ultra and an Iridium 9575 Extreme Satellite are valued at Ksh 649K

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The streets of Nairobi CBD looking so beautiful and very busy this morning with Kenyans going on with their businesses like yesterday. For a moment, I thought I was in Paris.

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IEBC "ETHICAL HACKERS"- MY OPEN LETTER TO RT. HON. RAILA ODINGA. (A thread) Your Excellency Sir, As the Chairperson of all Internationally Recognized & Accredited Cyber-Security Experts (IRACE), I am this evening writing to you in regards to the recent claims you made..

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UHURU'S KEDONG FARM UNDER SIEGE Narok Senator Ledama Ole Kina has sent goons to invade former President Uhuru Kenyatta's Kedong farm in Narok County!

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St Andrews Turi has sent us (Parents), this message: School opening day polite notice. (i) All parents are advised to park their choppers on the Eastern Side of the field, coordinates will be sent on the eve of the opening day.

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Kumbe retired President Uhuru Kenyatta was once a truthful man? Man stole a total of Ksh. 3 trillion using his banks & companies- with full blessings of his handshake brother, then had the guts to say that no President has ever stolen that much. Weuh!

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1/2 Deputy PRESIDENT H.E @rigathi Gachagua has this evening left the country aboard the Kenyan presidential jet for a week-long official visit to Cuba, where he will address the G77 Summit on behalf of H.E President William Ruto.

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To the goons currently outside @DCI_Kenya Headquarters singing Mungiki Songs, please be informed that your leader isn't coming out any time soon.

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It is now emerging that President Uhuru Kenyatta approved most of the LOANS (5.17T), when he was DRUNK.

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This photo of President Ruto holding his own umbrella is just a metaphor for his commitments to selfless leadership, his humility, attention to details & more importantly, respect for others. Those of US who know him well can tell you he does these things with effortless ease.

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President William Ruto is headed to Comoros later this week and 80% of all billboards in the country are like this. When we say that he should have been declared President of United Nations of Africa (UNA) already, we mean exactly that.

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MATIANG'I DENOUCES AZIMIO'S MAANDAMANO, WELCOMES RUTO TO GUSIILAND (a thread) 13th March 2023 ~ Muchiri Gichuri A group of Kisii elders, politicians and business men among them CS Ezekiel Machogu and former CS Fred Matiang'i has denounced the protests by Azimio and vowed to

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Sign of good times ahead in Kenya as cow gives birth to triplets at President William Ruto's Yegen Farm, a day after his visit.

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We are currently veryfing information that 23 Russian mercenaries have been spotted somewhere in Nairobi.

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Raila's convoy attacked with stones in Migori Opposition Leader Raila Odinga was today forced to abandon his vehicle after angry youth pelted his convoy with stones, badly damaging the window panes. Raila was on his way to his Bondo home when the unfortunate incident happened.

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ICC TO RAILA ODINGA: "WE ARE WATCHING YOU!" 15/03/2023 Statement on the March 20 Azimio Protests The Hague, Netherlands. (Thread) The International Criminal Court (ICC) has discovered a clandestine plot by Kenya's opposition leaders to actualize a heated polity through a..

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Ignore the rumours that streets in Nairobi City are empty. This is a live image from Luthuli Avenue- the heart of Kenya's capital city.

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Meet Adamson Bungei, the man who is causing Azimio camp sleepless nights In the past one month alone, Bungei has received requests from 4 different Israeli Security Firms to train their security robots which he declined saying his sole duty is to deal with Raila, once & for all

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On Monday 20th March between 1PM and 3PM, the Father of Chaos Raila Odinga will be arrested by a group of unknown individuals. He however has 2 days left to call off the protests, or alternatively take a screenshot of this tweet to the nearest bank in exchange for some good cash.

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Any Kenyan broadcasting that scary video of Al-shabaab killing innocent LAPSET corridor workers in Lamu is playing directly into their narrative of propaganda strategy to instill fear and intimidation. Kenyans/reporters must show more maturity with sensitive ...

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Former PM @RailaOdinga has this evening been crowned as a special Osun-Osogbo elder at an invite-only ceremony held at a "sacred grove" along the banks of Osun River, Osogbo City, Nigeria.

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Pauline Njoroge: AN UPDATE A statement recorded at Watamu Police Station further reveals that Pauline Njoroge, her friend Jane Mwangi Nduta & their driver Emanze Jirani were found in possession of "hard narcotic drugs, psychotropic substances among other items." 20 yrs in jail

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Geoffrey Omondi from Bondo in Siaya County has also pulled a #PresidentRutoChallenge . Omondi says that time for protests while wearing sufurias on the head is long gone and that now is time to support the government in building the nation.

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FORMER Ndaragwa MP Jeremiah Kioni has this evening revealed that Azimio MPs will next week table a motion in Parliament seeking to introduce a "Label of Origin" of all eggs sold in streets, shops and supermarkets in order to avoid eggs from President William Ruto's strongholds.

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3. I, therefore, by the powers vested on me by the Constitution of the Republic of Twitter, and by majority decision, do hereby declare, H.E Dr. William Samoei Ruto, President of the African Continent.

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Kenyans have officially began a #MaizeFarmChallenge after photos of President Ruto at his maize farm earlier today were revealed

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BREAKING: MDD Rebel Group Leader Raila Odinga had a difficult moment addressing his supporters at Kamukunji Grounds this afternoon after hundrends of ODM goons stormed the podium shouting "Tumechoka Na Maandamano!" The meeting ended prematurely as Raila was whisked to safety.

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It is business as usual in Nairobi CBD

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H.E @rigathi Gachagua is a living proof that, indeed, there is a powerful God in the Heavens above us.

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Our beloved former President Uhuru Kenyatta should learn a lesson or two from the arrest and subsequent arraignment in court of former US President Donald Trump.

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MIKE SONKO: Kenyan dollar-billionaire with a generous heart— what you need to know. 19th May 2023 With a reputed net worth of more than Ksh136 billion, @MikeSonko enjoys a lavish lifestyle, but is believed to have given approximately Ksh30 billion to social causes in ...

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This photo of cûcû making her way to DP @rigathi Gachagua's vehicle earlier today is most likely the best photo you will see on the internet today. According to her, this was a once in a lifetime opportunity to share with the 2nd in command, a piece of her well-roasted maize.

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DID YOU KNOW that the Russian DXL-5 multi-caliber Sniper Rifle is capable of hitting multiple targets up to 7KMs away? I thought you should know.

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G.S.U TO AZIMIO; OUR MEN ARE READY TO SEPARATE THE CHAFFS FROM THE WHEAT (A thread) 16th March 2023. The General Service Police Unit (GSU) spokesperson has said his men are ready and on standby to deal decisively with perpetrators of actions not in conformity with the law..

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his tenures will be very successful." 2. Today in Johannesburg, South Africa, 48 years later, 50 African Heads of States have unanimously agreed that Kenya's President, H.E William Ruto is best suited among them to lead in what they've termed as "Africa's Journey of Unity."

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PASTOR EZEKIEL ODERO: MY TESTIMONY I owe the "mightiest" televangelist Ezekiel Odero a lot. On 2nd April 2023, I was on the couch- very sick that I couldn't move my body. When I watched him on my TV, I MIRACULOUSLY managed to crawl until I reached it and switched it OFF.

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This could be the last Friday that Raila Odinga is enjoying the freedom he has now which is 100% courtesy of the great mercies of our God through his humble servant, H.E President William Ruto. Next week a time like this, he will be taking his cold pills 💊 at Kamiti Prison.

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Maina Njenga WAS a good man who chose the wrong path. May his family, friends and supporters fi

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It is business as usual here at Kamukunji Market and other parts of Nairobi CBD. Traders who opened shops have urged their colleagues to do so, as the government has assured them of their security. Thank you Nairobians for refusing to buy fear.

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There is no single officer from either the @DCI_Kenya , @NPSOfficial_KE , NIS, @KRACorporate , @EACCKenya or even the @NYS_Ke was deployed to do a search at Jomo Uhuru's home in Karen. Preliminary findings indicate that either the officers were thugs or the event was stage managed.

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Paragraph 743 of the #BBIJudgement says No to BBI ( #BBINonsense ) and it's now clear that the God of #hustlernation has served the two proponents a very dark BBI NIGHT OF SHOCK! May his name be Glorified.

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I'm reliably informed that Raila Odinga has arrived at his Karen home safe and sound, save for a few issues with his vehicle. Now, it's either; 1. Raila Odinga has been using some supernatural powers to protect himself or 2. Someone slept on his job.

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POLICE WARN RAILA TO CANCEL ANTI-GOVERNMENT PROTESTS. (A long thread) By Muchiri Gichuri 14th March 2023 The Anti-Riot Police Unit has called on Azimio Leaders and others planning anti-government protests on 20th March to immediately shelve the plan.

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Between H.E Rigathi Gachagua and Hon. Raila Odinga, who do you believe has the best plans for our beautiful country? Rigathi👇 Raila👇 Retweets+likes Comments

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President William Ruto yesterday at Statehouse hosted the English Premier League (EPL) Trophy for the 2022/2023 season during its World Tour.

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Beat this if you can. An amazing PHOTO OF THE YEAR. So beautiful. So elegant. The President and First Lady at Moi Stadium in Embu today. Call them the Lion and the Jewel.

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Kenyans should expect not less than 41 high profile arrests by 2PM tomorrow.

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BREAKING NEWS The immediate former Personal Assistant to Raila Odinga has this afternoon officially disassociated himself with Mzee and everything to do with him, including Monday's protests. John Silas Jakakimba has in the same vein, through a letter to the Registrar

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The most beautiful soul and blessing to the planet, First Lady @MamaRachelRuto - mother of the perl of Kenya.

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STORY TIME For last 2 days, I have been on my farm in Laikipia with my wife and son of 1 year. Today when we reached the goat section, my son who hasn't even said his first word yet suddenly blurts out: "Ruuto!" 🐐. Those were his first word. Even a baby knows H.E is the GOAT!

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Most of us here in Mount Kenya call him "Thee Kingpin", others call him "Riggy G" and I call him "Mkarabati" @rigathi Gachagua. Just one phone call yesterday and Raila, Karua and the entire Azimio leadership was forced to stay at home. Kesho, I dare Raila to come out, then....🔥

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How many more buses (and businesses) belonging to Kikuyus should be burned before H.E @rigathi Gachagua or CS @KindikiKithure swings into action is bewildering to say the least. Our government has to take action today, NA SIO TAFADHALI.

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HABARI ZA HIVI SASA: Ngumi moja pekee la Daniel Wanyonyi lamyamazisha Karim Madonga "Mtu Kazi" pale KICC.

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What will be the legacy of billionaire @honkabogo other than showing off his vehicles, houses, fish dams etc? Is there anyone he has empowered, a village? A community? At least Sonko hupeana pesa ovyo ovyo, but huyu...?

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Vile kulivio, au sio?

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DAWA YA ILE MZEE, H.E Rigathi Gachagua. Sisi kama wakenya tuko nyuma yako 100%.

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"ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!" ~ President William Ruto to Raila Odinga this afternoon

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Operation #ArrestRaila begins now

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CS Ababu Namwamba arriving at Statehouse early this morning for the signing of Performance Contracts by Cabinet Secretaries.

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President William Ruto receives a heroic welcome at AIC Fellowship Church, Eldoret where he is currently worshipping.

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President William Ruto has this evening made an impromptu tour of JKIA.

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Are they still holding protests tomorrow? I've been very busy today attending several meetings convened by 6 chapters of the Nairobi Business Community. Happy to report that everything will be well taken care of- TOMORROW.

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This is Raila today waving at empty streets in Kisii Town. Everyone in his convoy, including his new bodyguard, is embarrassed. This is the clearest signal to Baba from our brothers and sisters in Gusii-land

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Several reports from reliable source in Azimio indicate that @RailaOdinga is scheduled to visit Germany on 17th where he plans to introduce himself as the People’s President of Kenya. This is to let him know that he will be arrested, detained, thereafter deported back to Kenya.

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2 years

Attention David Murathe and Ali Hassan Joho: YOU ARE HEREBY WARNED...

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BEHOLD, Kenya's next Director of Public Prosecutions (DPP) – The General himself, Dr. @MigunaMiguna !

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The Hustler Nation Intelligence Bureau (HNIB) agents are reporting that: On the 20th of March, when the Nationwide Mass action begins... 1. Luhyas and Luopeans will barricade the Major roads in Western and Nyanza. 2. Coasterians will paralyse Mombasa Road

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Via Dennis Itumbi: The Hustler Nation Intelligence Bureau (HNIB) agents are reporting to DG Sam Terriz and Patron Penninah John Methu that: 1. Azimio has agreed on a common plan to attack Kikuyu owned businesses in Nairobi on Monday. (A thread)

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The Hustler Nation Intelligence Bureau (HNIB) agents have obtained information that; There is a dangerous plot by Azimio goons in Kibra scheduled for tomorrow morning starting at 4:00AM The plans include;

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If indeed Pastor Paul Mackenzie believes in the true Living God, why is he openly calling on ODM leader Raila Odinga to intervene and save him from what he terms as "political persecution" due to his relationship with him? To make matters worse, he said that while in court? Aiii!

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11 months

What Azimio members are expecting versus what they will find on the streets:

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@mkainerugaba 4. He can run at a speed of 128 km/h backwards while whistling & writing 5. He fluently speaks 48 languages including Italiano, Mandrin etc 6. He is believed to be running at a speed faster than that of an antelope NEXT QUESTION PLEASE?

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9 months

Things are moving so fast. #MamboNiMatatu

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1 year

A private investigation report seen by our agents now indicates that the amount of money Uhuru and Raila stole between 2018 and 2022 (handshake period), is enough to pay salaries for all civil servants for 3 years.

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Happy 43rd Birthday, Senator @KBonimtetezi Khalwale. Here's to wishing many more years of impactful service to our beloved motherland, Kenya, and its great people.

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OPPOSITION leader @RailaOdinga among millions of people from Kenya and around the World who are currently glued to their TV screens as President William Ruto makes his first appearance in a media interview as Head of State.

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PUBLIC NOTICE on Client 13173

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UDM party leaders, Former Mandera County Governor and Former Wajir Senator have today officially left Azimio and joined Kenya Kwanza.

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