Jim Corbridge @MrBonMot Twitter profile

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Jim Corbridge

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2 years

I've just encountered the worst stair carpet in the history of mankind.

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You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

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Carrie Johnson will be 35 on her next Birthday. It doesn't seem five minutes ago since was crawling around the Foreign Office on her hands and knees. #Carriegate

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It took me a good year to make this table 😉

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The Fox I planted last year is growing nicely.

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This cardboard packing looks like it should be stood outside a temple in South America.

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I know a lot of important things are going on in the world! But I can't help wondering how fast this Ostrich was running when it hit the fence!?

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Sitting minding my own business eating a bacon sandwich in the park when suddenly without warning I'm surrounded by a mob! #MobRule

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2 months

If only vehicles were fitted with some sort of device to prevent this happening.

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At school we were asked to choose the greatest ruler from history. I opted for The Helix 30cm Shatterproof.

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I planted some Fox yesterday. I hope it grows as well as last year's.

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Well played window dresser. Well played. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😉

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Jim Corbridge

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3 years

"Bob Mortimer" Is Trending. Bob Retweeted me once, Still one of my proudest Twitter moments.

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Jim Corbridge

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1 year

I'm From Shirtless Men. What part of the country do you hail from?

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Jim Corbridge

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9 years

I Farted on the Bus & four people turned around, i felt like i was on the Voice ..

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Should I take the dog to the vets?

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Jim Corbridge

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4 years

Find your 50s band name by taking your Granddad's name followed by the last thing you did. Mine Is, Walter And The Coffee Stirrers!

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10 months

Bob Mortimer Is trending. Bob once retweeted me. It's still one of my treasured twitter memories.

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Jim Corbridge

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7 years

I've just passed a fox 🦊.He looked well pleased. #hungparliament

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2 months

Why is there always a rush to get off a plane? Do people think the last on off will have to clean it or Something?

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1 month

My Chicken Tika arrived! 😲

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1 year

So on this High Street, they have a Specsavers in-between a Lloyds’ Pharmacy and a Greggs. In Other words , Specs & Drugs & Sausage Rolls!

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3 months

Holy Mary mother of God what was this lady wearing to Mass last weekend!?... I bet someone gave it to her for a Christmas present and told her it was candles. 😲😄

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7 months

You know what adultery needs? SANDWICHES!

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6 years

I Think I've finally kicked my habit of quoting Sinéad O'Connor lyrics. It's been 7 hours and 15 days.

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4 months

Just received a Christmas card from next door's cat.

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Jim Corbridge

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10 months

Good morning it's 54 years ago today since man landed in the moon. And my friend egg is celebrating!

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2 years

Good to see Rod Stewart still looking sexy.

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3 months

I'm watching the birth of a telecommunications engineer. You can still see signs of the eggshell attached to his head.

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1 year

Camera mounted on an Eagle.

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9 months

So on this High Street, they have a Specsavers in-between a Lloyds’ Pharmacy and a Greggs. In Other words , Specs & Drugs & Sausage Rolls!

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5 months

I'm in #greggs . Waiting behind four students who are trying to work out how to split the £8 bill four way!

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5 years

Good morning. May I introduce you to my new Grandson Ronnie Jack. ❤️❤️❤️

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4 years

I'm not sure If I should eat this banana or take it to the pond!?

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7 days

I've been standing here for over an hour now and it hasn't as much as moved!

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4 months

I'm sitting on the bus wondering If I should give this guy a heads up? 🫤🤣

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4 years

Pulls in for an application form.

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3 years

As Its the Summer solstice I thought I'd be artistic at breakfast. 😉

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3 months

Scotland should open a place for quick divorces called Regretna Green. #LunchPun

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3 months

On this day in 1971,social media was ablaze with opinions about Mrs Henderson's at number 57 new net curtains and where the money had come from? or were they out of the catalogue?

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Jim Corbridge

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8 years

#MakeAFilmAwfullyBritish The Tesco Chain Saw Massacre

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10 months

Four Hours I've spent trying to overtake these ladies! Four Hours!

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11 months

I've Found Jesus!

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5 years

Do you see what I see?

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My first time using the air fryer turned out better than I hoped!

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10 months

Don't you hate it when someone is wearing the same outfit as you?

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3 months

As a broadcaster I have the utmost respect for Paul Gambaccini. But please Paul live and let live. It's not only our wonderful planet.

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1 month

I just spent £16.01 in Tesco. Cashier: 'Have you got the one?' Me: 'Yes, I think I have. We've been together a while now.' Cashier: 'Eh?'

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3 years

At school we were asked to choose the greatest ruler from history. I opted for The Helix 30cm Shatterproof.

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3 months

So a Swan walks into a bar.

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1 month

A bloke in the pub asked me last night if I wanted to buy a chain saw!? I think I've been conned haven't I? 😩

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Jim Corbridge

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4 years

This little fella has helped me get through the last three months. Everyday my son and his partner sent pictures of him. And last week on my birthday when I got to hold him again all 6ft 5 and 18 stone of me cried. Xxx ❤️❤️❤️

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Under the magna carts It is illegal to pass anyone in England working in their garden without shouting out "You can do mine next!" Then laughing in a manner that suggests you're the first person ever to think of this witty remark! 🙄

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Jim Corbridge

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5 years

I'm thinking of starting a ventriloquist act! 😉😂❤️

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5 months

Just reading about a six-year-old begging his mum for an I-phone! for Christmas. When I was six I was begging my mum for one of those pen's that had four different colours! times change!

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Jim Corbridge

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3 years

AnarchTea in the UK ..

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3 months

I'm going to have to stop the cat watching magicians on TV.

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4 months

I come from Shirtless Men , bit sexist? . Anyway where is your abode?

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3 months

I've entered Hell.

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Jim Corbridge

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5 years

@BBCBreakfast In a country where people can be awarded an OBE etc for cutting a politician's hair, I hope This Gentleman is rewarded for his voluntary work all these years.

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3 months

Just arrived at the guest house where I'm staying tonight. I'm not impressed.

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1 month

Wife "Where have you been?" Me: "The road was closed..."

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6 months

It was beginning to dawn on Simon that maybe his Mother wasn't coming back for him!

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5 months

Good Morning. My wife says she needs a new Mop Bucket. Never let it be said I don't recognise a Christmas present hint when I hear one.

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4 months

Trying to work out which day is bin day!

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Jim Corbridge

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4 months

Are you going anywhere Moocastle or Uddersfield driver? What about Jersey? Anyway just let me on I'm freisan.

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5 months

I can't believe that at nearly the end of 2023 people are still wearing fir.

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I might not have found any Easter eggs this morning but I have found fairies in the bottom of the garden so who is the real winner? 😜

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5 months

And I was never asked to bake anything else for the kids primary school Christmas bake sale.

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3 years

I just got barred from B&Q. This arrogant p***k in a red apron in the Garden aisle asked me if I wanted decking. Lucky I got the first punch in!

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6 months

I can't believe in 2023 some people are still wearing fir!

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Jim Corbridge

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5 years

I wanted to marry my English teacher when she came out of jail. However, you can't end a sentence with a proposition.

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25 days

Today's sound advice.

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Jim Corbridge

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11 months

We had a sudden death in the family on Friday. Roy was only 48. It reinforces my opinion that life is too short to take it seriously. If you do nothing else today crack a smile and be happy you can still draw breath. R.I.P Roy.

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Jim Corbridge

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5 years

Prince Andrew Has said he's had some Ups and Downs in the past year wouldn't that have Something to do with being the Duke Of York?

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Jim Corbridge

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6 months

This is the Jacka bakery in Plymouth that supplied the Mayflower with bread, biscuits etc for its journey across the Atlantic from England to the New World in 1620. It's still going strong today.

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4 months

A rare picture of a stork dropping of a baby.

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Jim Corbridge

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1 year

Still the best ever shot in golf.

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5 months

Every Christmas there is one neighbour who has to go one better than everyone else.

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3 years

A lady is coming to work tomorrow to give us a lecture about Sexual harassment in the workplace. I hope she has Big Tits!

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4 months

I wonder which day next week I'll be able to buy Easter Eggs?

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Jim Corbridge

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3 years

I've just seen Godzilla Outside so That's a worry! Goodnight Twitter x

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Jim Corbridge

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4 years

How Did Jesus find blokes named Peter,John, James, Matthew Thomas etc in the Middle East?

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2 months

When you're clearing out the garage and keep getting distracted by the cool stuff you find

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Jim Corbridge

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6 months

Two Deer. One with normal antlers and the other with Afro Antlers!

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Jim Corbridge

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5 months

I had a great day in Paris yesterday. And just think My geography teacher at school told me my geography skills were non existent.

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4 months

Christmas eve down the pub and don't you hate it when someone is wearing the same outfit as you!?

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Jim Corbridge

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1 year

There is always one stag that goes a bit further to attract a female. 😉

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Jim Corbridge

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9 months

It's continuing to #rain cats and dogs. .. Well cats anyway.

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Jim Corbridge

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2 years

@Independent So the gist of it seems to be the lady next door didn't live next door and the police weren't racist. Glad you cleared that up then.

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Jim Corbridge

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3 months

I bought a Lacoste Shirt at the market this morning, Slightly worried about it's authenticity?

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I bought a book on double entendres but it was so big and hard, the postman couldn't get it in my box.

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2 months

No doubt Staying alive and Saturday night fever are his/her specialty .

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Jim Corbridge

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1 year

Pulls in for an application form.

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Jim Corbridge

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1 year

Our area has been crime free for three days now.

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1 month

How come, if a woman comes to work in a tailored men’s suit, that’s considered stylish—but if I show up in a simple floor-length gown, I’m weird?

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Jim Corbridge

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6 months

My God what did they eat!?

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Jim Corbridge

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11 months

I'm in Berwick. And the Seagulls are bigger than people! 😲

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2 months

Finally the prophecies have been fulfilled!

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5 months

A 97 year old cartoon about what would happen if "pocket telephones" were to be invented.

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