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MΦrρhιηε✮Drεαɱzz

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4 years

day 2 of the quarantine..

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4 years

nobody noticed a big ass rat in this ad?

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4 years

when you hit a canadians g-spot..

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7 months

here’s my face.

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3 years

if you don’t like boobs, maybe stay on fb then.

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4 years

who would do this?

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2 years

i’m sexy if you’ve had a few drinks or if you’re far away or have your eyes closed.

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3 years

i've watched this too many times 😂

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2 years

it’s my birthday & i’ll cry if i want to..

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3 years

here's my face..

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3 years

my 13 yr old just asked me if i've ever heard of a song called "smells like teen spirit"

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6 months

this is 42..

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3 years

this is 39..

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9 months

i haven’t posted a pic in like 2 years or something like that, so here’s my face.

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7 years

Found the "baby punching room".

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4 years

my 18 yr old son graduated today.. this has been a long 18 years. anyone that has raised a special needs child knows the struggle that comes with it. having autism couldn't hold him back, he's worked so hard for this day. i'm so proud of the man he's become.

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2 years

realize thick thighs crush guys.

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3 years

in the 80's i waited all week for this day..

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5 years

i hate when i gain 20 extra lbs. for a role & then realize i'm not an actor.

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3 years

kids today will never know the joy of playing a def leppard cassette in a teddy ruxpin.

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4 years

show me your friday faces, or your favorite pic..

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4 years

i want a flying puppy..

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6 years

"why you breathing so hard"? me: ummm.. i'm fat.

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3 years

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4 years

for $1M would you stick your hand in there?

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4 years

this llama is a whole mood..

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4 years

chicks are out here buying a $59 pair of victoria's secret panties, to cover up a $4 pussy.

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7 years

@Khronyc that looks like a U-haul.

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5 years

when i donate blood, i hope they give it to someone that has me blocked.

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3 years

“big fat milkers” isn’t a compliment.

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4 years

do you prefer your beer ass to mouth?

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3 years

i made cheeseburger macarons..

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2 years

💀

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3 years

made some cupcakes..

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3 years

i got 100% on my daughters assignment.

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3 years

i made fried chicken, mashed potatoes & gravy with homemade buttermilk biscuits..

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4 years

when did your anxiety start? me: oh.. about 1988

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3 years

maybe this halloween i’ll dress up as a “slutty baker” and just wear an apron.

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3 years

homemade brownies w/ salted caramel sauce

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6 years

If you break my heart, ..I'll turn lesbian & fuck your new bitch.

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4 years

i almost replied to someone's tweet and was like shit.. that might start a conversation.

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4 years

dating a skinny guy is cool and all, until he shimmies his whole body in your vagina..

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4 years

i wanna know why the corn & carrot had shit on the end of it..

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2 years

behold! my bday cake i made..

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4 years

i've never met a guy that made me wanna shoop.

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4 years

i don't need you, i can hurt my own feelings.

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3 years

i'm officially a grandma!!

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6 years

i'm gonna get this tattooed on my fat roll..

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5 years

@justjackanthony @SWAVEYVlC look in his eyes, he doesn't care if he dies.

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5 years

it's so weird how every guy on twitter has a 9 inch dick.

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3 years

i'll use my boobs as a weapon idgaf.

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3 years

accurate..

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3 years

if you can't stand the heat, get out of my dumpster fire.

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3 years

you look like you pronounce it "vaginer"

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6 years

@bansky my kid falling in the river.

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3 years

*slaps my own ass* fuck you're thick as hell

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4 years

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3 years

it’s against the law to have an empty wrapping paper tube and not put it to your mouth and say “doot do do do”

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4 years

the amish have no idea what's going on, ..that must be nice.

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@MorphineDreamzz

4 years

the fastest way to make a man cum is to tell him not to.

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3 years

make her laugh during sex, trust me on this.

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4 years

i made a raspberry cheesecake with a fudge brownie crust..

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3 years

i'm not for everyone & i like it that way.

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5 years

if i ever get some confidence, you'll all be sorry.

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3 years

my new bong came!

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6 years

when he's chillin on the couch, but his boxers are too short..

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6 years

step aside anal, 2019 will be all about him fucking my fat rolls.

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2 years

he’s lucky i don’t sit on him..

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3 years

if i got $1 for every time i checked my bank account, i'd have the $600 by now.

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4 years

before you put a body in a wood chipper, make sure you freeze them first. a fresh body is too juicy and will clog up the mechanism.

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8 months

welcome to your 40’s, where other people your age either have adult children or they have toddlers.

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3 years

imagine jacking off to some dudes armpit 💀

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3 years

if the worst thing you've seen on twitter is a butthole, you haven't been here long enough.

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3 years

don’t ever look through someone’s likes.

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4 years

how many times can someone say "supposably" before murder becomes legal?

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3 years

my daughter just found out she's having a girl!!

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6 years

maybe his dick isn't too small, ..maybe you just have a huge vagina.

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4 years

when he ain't lying about how big he is..

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3 years

me wondering if that was a gunshot or firework

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5 years

after we have sex, i want my sandwiches cut diagonally.

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3 years

i get blocked by people i didn't know existed.

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3 years

going up to everyone at an orgy and asking "do you love me?"

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3 years

my monday face..

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3 years

spilled rum on myself & now i smell like a pirate.

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3 years

sorry i didn't meet your expectations on a free app.

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3 years

chasing guys out of my dm's like..

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4 years

@HotGirlFaye @JD_forbes @masta_drizzz @Jasonlu40901804 @hahnscratch or what someone is capable of.

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3 years

i made chili so thick, my ass is jealous.

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3 years

last selfie of the year..

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3 years

the same guy has followed & unfollowed me 5 times, i'm gonna go pick out our china pattern.

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5 years

put in your good teeth, we're going to the dollar store.

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6 years

i'm a disasterpiece.

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3 years

sorry.. what did you say? i was stuck inside my own mind again.

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4 years

you guys are so funny when i'm high.

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3 years

i was built to be manhandled.

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3 years

sometimes i clean up good..

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4 years

i thought my wifi was down, turns out i'm just unpopular.

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