Thanks to everyone for the supportive messages. I’m gonna try to respond to everyone who DM’d me, but if I don’t get to you, know I appreciate the kind words and support in what has been the most stressful few days of my life ❤️
Doxxing yourself while under investigation for human trafficking by trying to harass a 19-year-old Nobel Peace Prize nominee is quite possibly the biggest L ever taken by a single human.
Romanian authorities needed proof that Andrew Tate was in the country so they reportedly used his social media posts. His ridiculous video yesterday featured a pizza from a Romanian pizza chain, Jerry's Pizza, confirming he was in the country.
This is absolutely epic.
My statement:
I genuinely hope no one is paying attention to this trial today, and are instead focused on stopping gun violence like that which killed 19 children and 2 teachers in Texas this week. Celebrity news does not matter.
Aquaman 2 delayed 9 months to December 2023 because it needs “more time in post.”
Could be editing and special effects… could be digitally swapping Johnny’s face over Mera.
Who knows.
These random bot accounts trying to say I’m “shady” for deleting my past tweets are exactly why I deleted them before testifying — so random fake hate accounts wouldn’t try to dig through 11 years of my PERSONAL LIFE and try to make fun of me.
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s over.
I could go on and on about her statement on IG, but I speak for everyone involved in this trial when I say I’m glad this thing is done.
Congrats again to JD. Proud to have stood up for the truth.
Alright, let's do a charity Twitch stream tonight.
We'll talk about some stuff, play some games, and raise a little money for charity.
7pm PT / 10pm ET / 4am CET (sorry EU folks)
Can’t believe I have to say this, but if you see an NFT with my face on it:
➡️ I had nothing to do with it
➡️ You can’t own a moment from a public trial
➡️ Please don’t buy it
This will be the one and only time I tweet about NFTs.
Well, after two years of successfully avoiding it thanks to vax, Covid sent me to the emergency room last night.
Had a fever of 104 and thought I was gonna die. But I’m back home now and will be in bed for the rest of the week as the fevers roll on and off.
BIRTHDAY MIRACLE!!!
Sitting on the plane to Amsterdam waiting to take off when a flight attendant comes up to me, says “happy birthday” and takes me to a business class seat.
🎁 Best birthday present EVER 🎁
Fuck it, I’m making a video about this.
They made us do some horrible shit at TMZ and I was there for more than a few celebrity deaths… this has to stop.
When the news broke about Matthew Perry's death, it wasn't in the public record yet.
TMZ paid a law enforcement officer for the leak.
Many people who knew him most likely found out that he died through social media. Despicable.
If it’s a mistrial, it’ll be because of a technicality, not because any evidence changed.
She was still judged by a jury of peers, and there was still due process.
But regardless, we’ve seen the evidence and heard the testimony, and no one can change that.
🚨 Amber Heard Wants A Mistrial! 🚨
In a supplemental memorandum filed today team Heard is asking for a mistrial over Juror 15 alleging that both individuals have the same last name and reside at the same address. However, the summoned juror is 77, and the juror that served is 54
This Will Smith apology video has PR team written all over it. They're testing the waters to see how the general public feels about him -- nothing to do with Chris.
🚨 Amber Heard Denied 🚨
I am not surprised that Judge A denied ALL Amber Heards post-trial motions. The court made clear that Juror 15 was summoned by name and address and that his birthdate WAS NOT LISTED on the summons. The Juror questionnaire had his PROPER birthdate.
First off, there's no debate that Tom Hanks' reaction is justified.
These situations are scary and most of these ppl know to keep a distance, but all it takes is one reckless pap to make it dangerous.
🎉IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! 🎉
I am now the age of Batman in the movies and a lot of the comics, so that’s something lol.
Doing a celebratory stream before heading off to Amsterdam for work so come say hi if you can.
LIVE ON TWITCH IN 30!
Going to rescue 6 Siamese kittens from some asshole who was planning to drop them in a dumpster today. I hate people.
We’re calling around to no kill shelters for them, but if anyone in the LA area is looking to adopt please respond here and/or DM me.
🎮 Live on Twitch in 30 minutes!
Here’s what’s on the docket:
➡️ Chat about entertainment news
➡️ React to someone’s tv interview…
➡️ Lego Star Wars, Dead by Daylight, Fall Guys? We’ll take a vote.
Also I got my hair did. Come say hi 👋
📹
If you’re looking to support a great military charity this Memorial Day, please check out
@StackUpDotOrg
Stack Up supports US and Allied veterans by promoting positive mental health and combating veteran suicide through video games.
Re JD returning to Pirates:
A small Aussie pop site is not gonna have exclusive details about the inner workings of Disney.
It only got picked up because it’s good SEO and outlets get a couple posts by reaching out to official reps to deny it.
💫The more you know💫
Everyone said to arrive at the Amsterdam airport 5 hours early, but it only took 45 minutes 😑
Gonna get sloshed in the lounge. Keep me company, ask me anything ⬇️
Gonna put weird job titles in my bio to see if these YouTube channels that report on my tweets will use it in their intros.
This week’s will be “windsurfing instructor, toy maker, and Oil Tycoon.”
Under a black flag we sail and the sea shall be our empire 🏴☠️
Finally got the pirate ship tattoo I’ve been wanting for years (unrelated to recent events)
ONE YEAR LATER...
A year ago today I testified in the Johnny Depp v Amber Heard trial.
Here I answer some FAQs from my streams and react to that one clip from the trial for the first time.
📺
Thanks to everybody who watched and contributed to the
@StackUpDotOrg
charity stream -- we've now raised over $2000 to help veterans and active military.
Also, never had a stream with 400+ viewers and zero bans before. I'm impressed.
This is obviously a joke but for the record I don’t care if she’s in it or not. A lot of people worked hard on that movie and Jason Mamoa is a good Aquaman, so I’ll see it.
If you’re wondering why I haven’t been streaming, it’s because (TMI) I’m dealing with my mom’s end of life arrangements, so I’m gonna be around sporadically.
But, on a positive note, this is my mom’s absolute CHONK of a cat that’s gonna be joining my household.
Say hi.
This style of entertainment news needs to be retired. It comes from a time before social media, when seeing a celebrity out in the wild was, for some reason, newsworthy.
If it hadn't turned violent, it wouldn't even be worth anything anyway. Leave them the fuck alone.
So there's no way WB releases Flash after all this Ezra Miller stuff, right?
Let's talk about it (then play Fall Guys with subs) -- live on Twitch in 15 minutes.
Link in bio.