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@MonateXO

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better be Beyoncé if you say my name

Pretoria, South Africa
Joined September 2010
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@MonateXO
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@taynextdoor
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it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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My girlfriend is the most perfect person I've met. I can't believe she loves me back like fully too
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@MonateXO
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Can't really post your girlfriend's vagina
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Not me bumping into my favourite ex
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@MonateXO
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Bumped into my favourite ex again
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@MonateXO
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4K on groceries. Andifuni nomntu ozoshiya ithambo unchewed
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@MonateXO
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Ezinye izpani zifuna uzityele intash uvuke ubangene
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Peché Africa 🇿🇦
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Spur birthday song got upgraded 😹😹😹👍
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@MonateXO
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Crying about being ghosted when you omitted to mention you have a gold tooth is crazy
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@MonateXO
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You look nervous about it
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@MonateXO
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Older women banezimanga. I once rizzed one heavily as a joke wandifakisa isandla kwi blumas. Ingeshushu 😭
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@MonateXO
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@MonateXO
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Sounds like they don't tick all the boxes
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It’s tricky meeting someone that ticks all the boxes but you’re just not physically attracted to them. Ah 😩
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@MonateXO
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Umntu othuma umntana oko uyandidika mna 🤢 khayeke abantwana baphole uzenzele ezinye izinto
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@MonateXO
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Xhosa women are misunderstood. Zi real lover at heart
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what about tswana women?? they are just as bad as the xhosa women if not worse.
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@MonateXO
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This is how I found out itreatment ye arthritis iyayinceda ibhabhi
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Saw some pills when I was home and took them, I have no idea what they are for but they look like iipilisi endizidingayo 🧍🏽
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@MonateXO
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Sendikhumbula nala inside voice ithi "andinxile" when you get to a mirror
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@MonateXO
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Maybe awuvanga iquestion
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@MonateXO
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Nigga that's French toast. It's not some secret mama recipe
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@MonateXO
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3 years
I stopped following when they discovered uba zineziduko. Uthi uyi Pisces ubize Aquarius moon landing Leo landscaping Sagittarius colonoscopy sogqiba uthi Mercury is in Virgo ndaqond'ba hay rha
what’s something that you guys have trouble understanding regarding astrology?
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@MonateXO
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Ndingazikhupha zonke iindaba ze tshomi zam kule set up 😭
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Mykonos sunsets hit different 🇬🇷❤️✨
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@nazzie__
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Dr A Mfenyana MBChB(Stell)
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@MonateXO
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Sleep paralysis is witchcraft idc who says what
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@MonateXO
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Ngubani na eligqwirha that won't leave my timeline
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MLMA
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@MonateXO
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Shit changes when your grandparents die
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@MonateXO
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6lack dropped two unskipable projects
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@MonateXO
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I even forget I love cooking because even the pots aren’t very inspiring 😭 beef stew ka Hart ayifani neyakwam ye non-stick
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@MonateXO
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3 years
TL cleanse just
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@MonateXO
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Feeding your gf is so funny because umntu will say uyamphangisa when you feed her two chips at the same time but ipipi inqandwa si sternum
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@MonateXO
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Ndingayi laughing stock egreece
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@MonateXO
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No one: Distant relative: hy mntx njn?
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@MonateXO
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Dreamdoll 🤌🏾
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@MonateXO
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@thesoul_singer Yes. As with every fellow sister in Christ
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@MonateXO
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Girlfriends suddenly can't get anything themselves when you're around
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@MonateXO
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As far as gods on earth go 🥰😘
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Not even 😭😭
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Did you have your glasses on?
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@MonateXO
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Ulithatha phi ikrwala
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Phone calls ne ndoda entsha 🤭
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“I’m not homophobic but sanundiplita or else” is such bullshit. You approach women who wouldn't be in your league if you won the lottery so what's so hard about telling people ugrand xa ungabafuni nawe
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@MonateXO
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Sounds more genuine than that exaggerated thing y'all have come to expect
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𝐇𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐌𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐤𝐨 🌈
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Sent a man nudes and he responded ka "These are lovely" 😭💔💔💔
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Not opening emails because une nerves 🤝 nerves because you have so many unopened emails
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Akho need yovubisa nge beetroot. You're not 4
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Bomboclaat
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@kerubo_hillary As friends 💕
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@MonateXO
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If you see me engaging your/an abuser/rapist, please feel free to let me know so I stop. Just had to block someone. Thank you
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@Belinda_Factor Gold tooth iyafana nengane. At some you have to mention it
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@MonateXO
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Kukho ibra eyayiligintsa lemoto that got into a crossfire with cops. Bullets turned into iNik Naks yazitya la chap
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Picture yakho usezilalini…..
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@MonateXO
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We're probably the most multilingual tribe in South Ah but go off
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Also, Xhosa's. They're reluctant to communicate in other languages also but you never hear this hoorah about them. It's always Zulus
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@MonateXO
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3sum zifuna abantu ababoniswa nge bucket list. Asoze kudityanwe ngam ingathi kuqhekezelwana ngo nkqiyoyo yhu
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never really understood the hype around 3sums too. that’s 2 too many women for intercourse for me. let me disappoint one woman at a time please.
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@MonateXO
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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😭😭 ndambaleka ngenyawo I just knew izondondlisa abantwana benye indoda leya
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No one should be cheating on anyone. No one should be applauding that shit either
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@MonateXO
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We all have sextapes. Relax
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@MonateXO
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In life you just need a good Xhosa girl and ulife uzoba shup
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We need new hobbies that don’t involve drinking kodwa. Noba yi anal
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@MonateXO
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My ex and I really just gave each other the best 4+ years of our lives then saqond'ba masiyiyeke while it's sweet 🥺👌🏾
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@MonateXO
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My baby stayed up
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@MonateXO
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Me at a braai with maPedi
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No paps, please 📸😅
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Harassment, wage gap...etc
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Why are huns so miserable at work. Female cops, cashiers, McDonald’s workers, cleaners, bonke nje. They always have attitudes and in bad moods.
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Took the gammon out and I heard someone say it looks burnt. Little do they know
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My best friend 🤝
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Daniel Caesar made such a beautiful album
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Look at this face. Just cuteness
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@SmokyBongz Awunomelana nayo usober la meko
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Someone snitched uba nditya impundu. Ndithe ndirhabulisa ibras emgidini kwathwa betha kuwe Jama
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I’ve lost way too many people to just stream a funeral and be unaffected
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Rest easy love 💕💕🕊
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No matter the context, he did that shit.
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@MonateXO
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Shota nge nyama
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Fruit platter
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To jail
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@MonateXO
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This is the only way to eat umngqusho 🥺🤞🏾 mawudade kwi gravy
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Jaaaaaa….
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Ndiyi charme yanya le 🤣💕💕
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Thought I had sleep paralysis once, only to find out I was tryina move the wrong leg
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Try not to burden people with your attraction towards them
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Zincinci into ezi catchisayo
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Is this "ngqumakho" is skrr skrr?
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word to mother!
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Netflorist reminding me it’s the LOML’s birthday today. Like damn, chill. It’s been 4 years
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Sisekakeni yi R4 uAdd Hope ngoku 😳
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If I say my girl is the cutest thing to ever live then she is just that. Your opposing opinion will be reserved for eyakho igf
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Yesses
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You know winter is here because niqala ezi game zenu zotyana 😭😭
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Humour me
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@bibimmachin I'm convinced all 7 year olds are the same 😂😂
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Never understood this *argument because your meat will sag regardless
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Ningalibali 😎🤘
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“Niyayazi GDP yam phofu???” Me etavern elalini kusithwa kuyavalwa makugodukwe they’re not doing last call
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We all don't like Chris Brown as a person but please let's not lie
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Hay kwedini andingo dawg wekrwala suphambana
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If you say so dawg
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Umntu will call you the love of their life and then utter vile things such as “don’t cum inside me”. Make up your mind??
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B&W 🤞🏾
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I ain’t lied. Rhaaa 👅
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I have the prettiest girlfriend in the world. Facts
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Yho 🧎🏾‍♂️
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Tatakho puts one leg on the bed when he applies lotion
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I don't know you personally but I hope everything is okay at home. Sending love
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quote this with a picture of yourself that lives rent free in your head 😍 (don’t air 🥺🧏🏼‍♀️)
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Whole of Eastern Cape. Mandela wathwala nge province
@ItsMbasa
Chelsea Blackmore 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩
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Is it me or I feel East London is just not growing? There's this weird stagnancy I feel when I'm here.
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Sometimes
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@Zic_mabz Can’t stand her
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Period sex ndayiyeka the day I looked down on my shit ndave nda triggered. Oko ndingazange ndifownele ukhanki
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I once almost tripped kweza stairs zase Rockets walking behind her 😭😭
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buhle samuels
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Cousin yam yabizwa ihule for 3 days straight after ezilambise for 2, including xmas. "yhu hay mntanam ulihule oko unohlalela ibiscuits kukhona ukutya kowenu. Ude ucime iPhone uzixelele uba makukhale isisu sodwa"
guys your parents would die if they heard the things ya'll go through for rounds yeses 🤣😭😭
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Ubu sad bam buyaphela once ndifike etywaleni. Ingxaki zam ndizibulala ngeza hand sanitizer at the entrance
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