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Mister Flak

3 years

Look what just arrived in the mail 😁🙌. A big thank you to @AcerAfrica and @ASUS_za for the hardware, to @ApexIntSA and @SyntechSA for the peripherals and to @RedBullZA for powering me to my dreams❤️. I couldn't have done it without you guys

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

1 year

Brackenfell, Cape Town

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

1 year

Old recoil is back

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

3 years

@WalterAutotune @AudioTheBrand "Hey guys my Lamborghini tire got a puncture while I was driving my Lamborghini at the Lamborghini club drive this weekend? Where can I take my Lamborghini to get my Lamborghini tire fixed?" Same energy

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

2 years

When all Rust Youtubers complain to Facepunch about nighttime darkness. Starring Bloo, Welyn, Posty, Me, Willjum, Berne, Taccular, Winter, Memeio, Frost, Fancy, Konfusion, Comomo, Spoon, Enardo, Jordan Rants, Swales, CMD, Alone in Tokyo

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

3 years

I created a seperate wifi guest channel on my router and gave it 20mbps speed, gave the password to all the local security companies. Now they sit outside all day. #freesecurity

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@MisterFlak

4 years

@AnimeFanFTW25 @anitasarkeesian *Karen

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

3 years

Hi there. This is the latest member of the Flak family. She's only 13 weeks old. This baby is a miracle because we've been trying to make her for 7 years. 7 long years of sadness and grief and tears. It's very difficult to put on a brave face when you want something at your 1/5

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

2 years

My daughter made me 'fanart' for Father's Day. She did Spoonkid, Memeio, Willjum, Winter and Blooprint logos. She designed her own spoon logo 🥺

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

3 years

Babaaaaaaay!!! 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

1 year

South Africans live in a country where they need to make their own electricity, send their kids to pvt school, pay for security cos police is non existent, pay for private medical cos public medical is shit and own a car cos terrible public transport. And then we pay taxes 😅

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

4 years

@rebornbyksg @30SECVlDEOS On the floor

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

2 years

@playrust NaNO'S Mining Corperation It's elemental. Na = Sodium NO = Coal S = Sulfur The 3 ingredients to make gunpowder.

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

1 year

How companies who don’t play video games depict people playing video games

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

3 years

Bebe born, all healthy, see y'all next year ✌️

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@MisterFlak

2 years

5 years ago, a 14 year old kid named @blooprintgames decided to start making YT videos Today, 1.6 million subs, 225 million views, a house, a tesla and a 3 year long streak of breaking 1 million views PER VIDEO! And I had the honor of interviewing him

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@MisterFlak

3 years

@bpopken @neekolul I'm sorry to have to tell you this my dude but she's earned more in that year than you'll earn this decade.

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@MisterFlak

3 years

Hey hey hey, I got one of them fancy ticks on YouTube now 😍🥳

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

3 years

I'm so stupidly happy right now. I've been waiting for this moment for years lol

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

2 years

Kings used to be on the battlefield with their men. President Zelensky, on the ground. 100% sure no president on earth would do the same.

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

3 years

It's been 3 years since I quit my job for YT. 3 years of having no boss, waking up whenever I want and not working if I don't feel like it. 3 years of enjoying my home, my family and my garden without watching a clock, feeling guilty for being sick or rushing for a deadline.

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

1 month

. @Alistair_McF on his way to announce darker night times and aim assist to the community

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

2 years

I wish I never interviewed Blooprint, such a waste of my time

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

2 years

Fuck around and find out. Razer Ornata V2 giveaway!! Must be following me and @ApexIntSA , must be South African. Must be emotionally damaged. Um, must RT this I guess? I'll pick a winner in like 4 days and 6 hours. idgaf to be perfectly honest. Good luck 👍

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@MisterFlak

2 years

It finally happened. I made a woman in a store lose her mind and pull out her phone to record me. 50 likes and I'll tell you the tale of Karen and her 3 rabid children Also if you see me on the video somewhere online please tag me

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

1 year

Wtf? I played cs:go like 4 times in my life? What must I do with this kak

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

3 years

About to go sleep now and realized my daughter will get born in like 24 hours. That's pretty wild.

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

2 years

The typa dude @blooprintgames is. Huge YTer that pumps out +million view videos every time he uploads. Types out a literal short story offering advice and giving me tips. Actual king shit 👑

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

2 years

Call of Duty has released 18 titles since Rust was launched. W want to complain about a game we bought for $10, 9 years ago, that has an entire team developing, tuning and updating it monthly, FOR FREE?

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

2 years

I've unfortunately had a bit of a leak and had some people (fuck you, you know who you are) sharing pics of me and @mouseyhead25 's newborn daughter. So instead of paranoia I'll just show you guys our boeba. Say hi to Meekah, 9 weeks old.

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

3 years

I'm sending a South African R500 in an hour. Who wants it? RT

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

3 months

Holy shit, @PirateSoftware just saw our game @playcoltrane infront of 10 000 live viewers 😬😬😬😬🥹

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

2 years

I spent R9000 ($500) on my wedding. This included both dress rings (fake), my outfit, her dress and a photographer. No shoes 7 people that mattered, 2 pastors and a photographer. A buffet breakfast for the after party. I ate about a kilo of bacon.

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@MisterFlak

2 years

@blooprintgames CONTROLLING the LOCHNESS MONSTER!

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

3 years

I'm gonna be giving away one of these epic Razer Huntsman Elite 60% Keyboards to one lucky South African for Christmas. In your choice of black or mercury (which honestly looks fucking white but whatever). I can hear Fortnite players foaming at their mouths.

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

1 year

Just got a gift from @ASUS_za . Apparently I have some spare phones now 😂

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

1 year

⚠️⚠️ IF YOU ARE BUYING A GAMING PC AND ARE STARTING OUT WITH MAKING CONTENT, PLEASE STOP BUYING WEAK PCS PERIOD ⚠️⚠️ i’m begging of you, please give this a read 🧵

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

1 year

Oh btw, I might be giving away an ASUS ROG 6 gaming phone soon.

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

2 years

Hey guys, some bad news regarding my kid. Honestly bitterly disappointed. So I went to her room earlier, caught her midway installing fortnite. Questioned her intentions and she apparently wants to start playing it. So much potential and poof, starts playing fortnite

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

4 years

I just signed with @Razer Firm handshakes allround.

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

2 years

After receiving some horrible news this morning, I had about $1000 worth of stuff stolen from me today. Today is not a good day.

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

2 years

#NewProfilePic

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

2 years

I should do a giveaway of one of these little bad boys? Who's keen? It's a 0.3kwh portable Gizzu power station that keeps your modem, phones and laptop going when your power is out. You can charge it by wall or even add your own solar panel and make your own electricity ❤️

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

3 years

My kid always becomes 1600's when she sleeps over at Grans house

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

5 years

@crystalline_Cam @whitneyrags @SusBoyWonder Continue... 😂

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

1 year

My favourite and most memorable moments of Ken Block. Rip King🙏

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

3 years

K so @ApexIntSA sent me a second @Razer Huntsman mini, silent Red linear switches in Mercury white. I have no need for it so me and @Mrbeefy_PS decided to give it away. Yolo! So RT this, and tell me WHY you deserve this sexy beast, I'll pick the winner. Draw on Jan the 1st ❤️

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

3 years

@blooprintgames Finally sigh *Unzips*

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

4 years

I'm going to be doing a gaming PC giveaway soon. South Africans only ofcourse

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

2 years

My daughter has a heritage day casual day at school. She dresses in her school uniform so I asked her why she isn't dressed in casual heritage and she says "I'm white, i can't dress as a colonizer" 💀💀💀💀💀

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

3 years

The final stretch. Loading YouTube Silver play button 99%/100%

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

4 years

@KarenK_80 @dirkdup69 I think this dick that's giving the hard time thinks the country is currently under normal rule. State of emergency has been declared. Your regular human rights don't apply. That policeman was fully within his rights to ask questions.

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@MisterFlak

5 years

@Mutisi0n @doyousketch2 Imagine losing 12% of your empire on a day

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

3 years

@shroud Shroud tweets a , and it gets more likes than my entire career so far

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

3 years

So Dr's that follow me, do I look like I could perform Thoracic aortic dissection repairs? Also, Thank you to the kind wishes from everyone. Micah was born at 3.51kgs. She is normal other than being exposed to high levels of awesomeness over the past 9 months I'll reply soon ❤️

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@MisterFlak

1 year

When I see my kid enjoying her pool and yard and I had literally nothing 15 years ago. Proud

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

3 years

LES GO!!! Mister Flak Hammer available on February the 4th as an official @playrust drop!! Make sure you tune into anyone of the sexy Rust streamers and grab your Hammer! Thank you to the legendary @Duck46072467 for the design work!

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@MisterFlak

2 years

I had a DM chat with a local streamer who angrily accused me of not following him back and he said im 'big headed' Like look at my follow count bro, I have noooo problem following anyone in the gaming scene regardless of followers. I just have no clue who you are mother fucker

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@MisterFlak

2 years

Holy fucking shit @Willjum1 is doing his official face reveal in the Mister Flak podcast!!!

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@MisterFlak

4 years

Yo @JackMasseyWelsh . My 12 year old kid loves your content, she doesn't have Twitter so I promised her I'll send her fanart on her behalf. Ty

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

7 months

"Dad, tell us about how people used to roam and online raid"

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

2 years

Had so many creators reach out to me wanting to be on the podcast. Exciting stuff! Just an FYI if you're interested, I do require facecam (unless you're aloneintokyo) so if you ain't using your cam you can't go the show We got the Aussie cunts Mr Memeio and Ser Winter up next ❤️

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

2 years

Blocking or muting someone isn't trampling on free speech. Nobody took away your ability to tweet or talk about him, you're free to do so. He just chose not to listen to you. Stop confusing free speech.

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FYI: We’re blocked by Elon Musk. So much for being “committed” to free speech.

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

3 years

Yay! My second video to hit a million views 🙌

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

8 months

The only problem with rust is the cheaters. Every other 'problem' stems from playing the game too much. The progression isn't too fast and old recoil wasn't better, you're just very very good from playing 12 hours a day. Perhaps the feeling you're chasing is nostalgia?

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@MisterFlak

3 years

I'm helping @Razer give away this adorable lil Sneki Snek plushi and neck pillow. For every Sneki Snek they sell, Razer has pledged to save 10 trees. RT this and make sure you're following and I'll pick a winner like in a week or whatever. SA only cos shipping is expensive

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

2 years

I definitely feel sorry for the kids round 17 to 19 years old. We're almost 3 years into this pandemic and they're missing massive life milestones that all youngsters should experience.

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@MisterFlak

3 years

I certainly hope the violence doesn't reach my house... Because I will gladly die defending my family and property

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@MisterFlak

2 years

Test to see if my unverified account gets the same amount of likes as before. Or do I have to pay to get seen?

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

1 year

Look at this little adorable lithium power station. What can it do? It can keep your tv on (your 42” not your 85” chill) during a loadshed, it can charge your phones and laptops and it even has a built in light. Methinks I should do a giveaway and fix someone’s loadshedding🥳

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@MisterFlak

3 years

yOuTuBe IsNt A cArEeR. Man who recently turned 18 buys house 😂. Congrats Bloo ❤️

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@blooprintgames

3 years

I'M A HOME OWNER NOW! (full story on YouTube)👏

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3 years

After months of blood, sweat and tears... This is pretty satisfying.

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@MisterFlak

2 years

My daughter Kyra's final report for term 4 in primary school. 100% for math 😬

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@MisterFlak

2 years

Berne offered to fly me to America to attend his wedding. Should I go? Get a bit of vlog going?

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

10 months

I've officially been employed by a games Dev studio as a design consultant. It's part time, 2 days a week. Don't want to give out too much info but they're working on a pretty legit concept. First of its kind.

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@MisterFlak

2 years

Fellow young uns. It might seem cool and edgy to be racist and homophobic, but once it's on social media, it'll never disappear. When your balls drop oneday and you see the error in your ways, "I was young" won't keep you that job/contract/sponsor. ❤️👍

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

3 years

Ok so we found this house, it's 1200sqm, 5 bed. Has a guest house and a maids quarters. Everything I want to buy it as my forever home but it's a little over our budget. Do I buy a dream home and struggle a bit for a few years or do I stay comfortably at my current address?

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

1 year

YAY! I told you guys I starred in my first commercial yesterday, well here it is!! IM SO PUMPED! Enjoy!

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

4 years

I just unfollowed like 200 people. Like there were people i regularly interact with and hype up that simply unfollowed me, Fuck you bru

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

5 years

Some trashy thot told me she'd send me pics of her tits if I advertised this random mobile game for her on Twitter?? The fuck? Honestly how low do you think I am? My morals are as strong as the new RAID:Shadow Legends diamond powerpack, available right now for 5xEXP all weekend!

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

2 years

Thank you all for the brilliant birthday wishes and nudes. You know today I turn 35, at 27 I was in a dead end job I fucking hated and living with my mother. 8 years later, multiple properties, happy and literally play video games for a living Shit always figures itself out ❤️

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

3 years

Good morning to that dude who called me childish for having gaming as a job. I'm gonna chill in the sun for an hour, play some games and go pot around in the garden. Enjoy work today 👍

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@MisterFlak

3 years

Non Rust player: Flak is Rust a friendly game? Game:

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

4 years

@elonmusk The people have spoken Elon

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@MisterFlak

4 years

Gamer dudes in SA who own weak PC's or are console slaves. If someone offered high tier gaming PCs and gave em out via contract, like a cell phone, would you be keen?

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

1 year

Ok, the ROG Strix 18 is a world killer. 24 core i9, 4090 16gb gpu, 2tb m.2, 32gb ddr5 LOST FOR WORDS

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

2 years

Sigh I've read this several times and I'm still struggling

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

4 years

@KEEMSTAR Half the world is up man

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@MisterFlak

2 years

After all this esports kak, I'm gonna start my own org. And only cool people are allowed to join. Cool, sexy people. Ez

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Mister Flak

@MisterFlak

1 year

South African gamers on London servers

vids that go hard

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1 year

will never not be hilarious 😭😭

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1 year

Competition time!! WIN this sexy modem UPS! Watch the video for competition details. If you’re unluckier than a person buying an NFT in 2023 and just wanna buy one, go to and use code FLAKISGREAT and you’ll get 15% off. I make no money from this deal🙏

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@MisterFlak

2 years

My Podcast body count looking like the Rust red carpet: Blooprint Memeio Ser Winter Willjum Spoonkid Bruuuuuh

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@MisterFlak

3 years

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@MisterFlak

4 years

Going at a bit of a snail's pace but les go. 10k more for that playbutton 🙌

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@MisterFlak

3 years

It's been quite the year lol

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@MisterFlak

3 years

Please be kind to cashiers and waitors. If the business is closing at 8:00pm, don't be a scumbag and squeeze in the door at 7:59 and expect beautiful warm smiles and exceptional service. These people are tired and they just wanna go home.

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@MisterFlak

11 months

@JeremyClarkson @YouTube Thank you Clarkson

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@MisterFlak

2 years

They say money doesn't buy you happiness. I've been without food kinda broke and I've been extremely well off. I can assure you, without a fragment of a doubt, money does indeed buy happiness. Happiness is not worrying about food, bills, having cool shit to keep you from boredom

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@MisterFlak

1 year

My daughter is starting to play CS:go. She’s hoping to join her schools esports team

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