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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Islamabadis are gangsta till the dukandaar says "sir chuvanja ruppay de dien"

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

9 months

The amount of people who don't know that 'Woh Humsafar Tha' is about the separation of East Pakistan and not their love life is infuriating 😭😭 When Naseer Turabi says "bicharnay walay mein sab kuch tha, bewafai na thi" he was talking about Bangladesh, not your ex 😭

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Opened a mail this morning that actually made me cry. I can proudly say that ALHAMDULILAH, I am now a student of LUMS. I never expected to actually get in because I believed I didn't really "ace" my SAT. If my father was alive today, he would surely disown me for lying this much.

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Islamabadis when you call it 'chutney' instead of 'mint cilantro authentic yogurt delight'

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

No one: Islamabadis: omg dad aap cows ki slicing karien ge!?!?

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

I was looking at the eid pictures I took on my phone and my mum comes and says "dusri maa ko bhejnay se pehle iss wali ko dikha do" and I- 😭😭😭😭

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

English Teachers vs Urdu Teachers

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

11 months

Bcs of my routine, I usually eat dinner alone after everyone's done (12-2ish) Today, dado jaan came in and sat w me to give me company and went "pata tha akelay ho gey" as she asked me for uni gossip and added more saalan to my plate because, acc to her "tum bohat kam khatay ho"

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

3 years

Its honestly disgusting how low our generation has fallen. If you refuse a cigarette from your friends they'll think that you're not cOoL like them and judge you or might even stop being friends with you. Like just stop offering me the fucking cigarette man i only do chars.

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

My friend said I looked like Marina Khan and just sent this to me...

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Yeah breakups are sad and all but have you seen F.R.I.E.N.D.S season 10 episode 18?

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

3 years

Islamabad's looking good af today 😍

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Bitches read 'The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck' once and think they've become Aristotle

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Hello to everyone except the kanjar bachay jo pehli ball pe out honay ke baad kehtay thay "ye to try ball thi, chal ab play ball kara"

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Your crush doesn't know you exist. Go study. Bitch.

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

The sexual tension between a string attached to a bob of mass m that passes over a horizontal frictionless pulley 😍😍

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Good morning to everyone except the kanjar bachay jo out honay ke baad apna bat ball ghar le jatay thay

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

9 months

Quick tip for anyone planning on coming to LUMS: Don't.

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Bitches will flex the sasti spanish they learnt from money heist but won't know how to count above 30 in urdu 🤡

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

I say "Fuck Ptcl" everytime my wifi goes down aur mein to ptcl user hun bhi nahi

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

The third day of eid is as important as the eldest child

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Your children will be beautiful and intelligent but the y is silent

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

11 months

ig it's time to have a uni tea session with dado jaan Also, she cut up a mango and placed it in the fridge for me because she knows I'm not able to sleep most nights, so I'll have a snack for later on 😭 Bless your heart Zeenat Tahira

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

"Beta eidi mujhe do mein purse mein sambhal lon gi" are where my trust issues started

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

My grandad is, and will always be, one of the wisest people I have had the pleasure of knowing. He has always had an answer to every problem and the wisdom he has imparted is invaluable. I remember When I was 6, dada jee bataya kartay thay 'these hoes ain't loyal' and I just- Wow

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Website: Your password is insecure Me: Well what a fucking coincidence

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Me, an Fsc student seeing A level students rant about how they got straight A's in O levels but C's in A levels

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Once I went to a tambola and the announcer guys on-stage said "agar kisi ki juraab phatti wi hai to ussay gift milay ga" so my family forced me to go up to the stage.They made me take my shoes off and show my phatti jurabein to everyone present there. The gift was a toothbrush

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Told dad I needed a new phone so he told me to fuck off 🤩🤩

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

8 months

i legit don't understand why people find the Moon to be pretty like bro it's literally just a circle

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Idc if we've never interacted, I'll still look for myself in your circle

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Twitter culture is thinking you've become sabka piyo once you've hit 1000 followers and then giving unnecessary opinions on everything

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

After studying maths for 3 hours I have concluded that I am fucked.

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Bitches say shit like "kurkure mat khao inmein plastic hota hai 💀" and then smoke 6 dabbian gold leaf

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

3 years

Hands down the best burger joints in Pakistan 😍

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

3 years

Do you always get what you want or are you not the youngest child?

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Good morning to everyone except those who don't like maash ki daal

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Do you wait for a few seconds before replying to a comment/following someone back so you don't seem too desperate or are you normal?

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

3 years

Removed all the ugly people so if you see this, I clearly did a shitty job

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Ever since I joined twitter I swore to myself that I wouldn't get involved in its politics and try my best not to be problematic but I feel like its just gone too far and I have no other option but to address this even if I get cancelled for it but Maash ki daal >>> Biryani

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Israel is like my sense of humour Non-existent

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Good morning to everyone except those fuckers who think its cool to be disrespectful to their servants

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Once when I was a kid, my brother was riding his bicycle. He was coming speedily from afar and I was walking peacefully at the side of the road. He could see me. I could see him. I was 7. He was 10. I smiled. He smiled. They were different smiles. Fucker ran me over.

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Good morning to everyone except those fuckers who throw wrappers on the ground

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

When you're re-reading an old conversation and accidently like one of the messages <<<<<<<<<<<<<

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

We met 3 months ago on twitter and instantly started liking each other. Spent our entire nights and days talking literally 24/7. Been together for a little while but we love each other deeply. I am hers and she is mine. Blessed to have her in my life so heres some pics of us 😍🥰

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

No one: 6 year old me:

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

3 years

Checking my reach so if you see this please marry me

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

"The food isn't that hot" The food:

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

3 years

Mental illness is not a laughing matter. If you or a loved one thinks rasgullahs are better than gulab jamuns, seek help.

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

3 years

2 maheenay se saaray socials delete kiyay huay thay, ab bhi agar SAT mein number naa aaye to mene harakiri kar leni hai 🤩🤩 P.s im back, i know u definitely missed me and definitely definitely did not entirely forget i ever existed 🤩

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Tarbooz >>> Aam Argue with the ceiling fan

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

3 years

Want to diet but without the t

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Poori raat neend nahi aati lekin jis second kitaab khol lun dunya jahan ki neendein meray pas hi aati hain

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Good morning to everyone except the fuckers who pronounce Knorr as 'Nor'

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Was using my airpods and accidently dropped them in some water in the washroom. Ab in se ajeeb ajeeb si avazien aa rahien hain "puttar baba ne tera result dekh lia hai kitchen mein bethay hain tu zara bahir to nikal" Any fixes would be appreciated.

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Fuck you maths

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Bitches write LGS in their bio and think they've found the cure to cancer

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

No one: Me as a lawyer: Pehle Allah ki kasam kha

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Guess who's a dumb bitch that knows she should study but instead spends all this free quarantine time on netflix, youtube and social medias and will eventually regret wasting all the time she had and cry.

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

"Im sorry for being insensitive" ★☆☆☆☆ "Yaar mein to bas mazak kar raha tha" ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

The triangles I want vs The triangles I get

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Don't call yourself an army brat if you haven't been to a tambola. You just a brat.

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Tum sab ki penn ki sirri hai ab mein asal mein famus ho gaya hun

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Im a simple man. I receive a compliment. I think about it the entire week.

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

3 years

Bitches de-activate their socials to study but don't study at all and re-activate after a day at max

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Do you ever save a tweet in your drafts thinking its a banger but then read it 2 days later and wonder why you were so retarded?

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

3 years

I present to you the national school water bottles of Pakistan

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@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Dil hai toota Tootay hain hum 💔💔💔

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@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Fav to be added in a gc

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@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Meray sar mein bhi dard hai aur meri kamar mein bhi dard hai aur meray dil mein bhi dard hai

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

3 years

A note to all the people who are students, you're doing such a hard thing. And you're doing it during a pandemic. You're getting up everyday, persevering and doing it. If anyone hasn't told you, im proud of you. You've somehow managed to not study at all every single fuckin day.

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Once when I was 7 years old mama told me to go find some friends or you'll be lonely And I should've fucking listened

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

10 months

Mama was too tired to make me lunch for internship today so now I'm watching everyone eat their stupid sandwiches aur mein idhar betha aaru kha raha hoon 😭

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

1 year

The 'Grades are out' starter pack

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Yaar tum logon ko itna jaldi jaag ke kya mil jata hai?

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@Mir__Rafay

4 years

The catfishes are getting smarter 👍

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

3 years

Hmmm

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

I was trying to find my wallet for the past 4 days. Searched top to bottom, saaray kamray, gaari ke dashboard, bistar ke neechay, dhulnay walay kapron mein, had no luck. Mom came ONCE in my room, switched the light on, and there it was. Literally 4 seconds. What the fuck is this

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Jinko muhallay mein koi chokidaari ke liye naa rakhay, wohi aaj twitter pe gangs bana ke badmash banay huay hain

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

3 years

@Shafqat_Mahmood

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Girls after receiving 740 favs, 200 rtwts, 40 new followers and 16 dms:

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

No one: Twitter: yAaR iS tHeRe sOmEoNe oUt hErE wHO mIgHt hAvE a cRuSh oN mE 👉🏽👈🏽 No. Stfu.

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Is it just me or do you also feel like people sometimes get annoyed of you constantly replying on their tweets so you just start liking the tweets instead :/

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

I used to think twitter was for serious political or official talks but turns out y'all are just depressed/ horny/mentally retarded

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

9 months

Adulting is realizing that Lays Salted is the best flavour out there

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

I've been studying for 3 hours straight and no one came in my room. I picked up my phone for a total of 3 minutes and my mum walks in and says "sharam kar lo, kuch parh lo ab". Very nice. Axilland.

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Day 174 of the kaam wali completely ignoring my "jatay huay pankha on kar ke jana'

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Khushiyan dekhnay ko milti nahi hain aur ghamon ne to mujhe behn ka rishta diya wa hai

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

3 years

Good morning to everyone except the psycho's who actually enjoyed drinking Safi

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

Yaar ajeeeb crush khatam hona shorou hota hai to dubara uski koi tasveer nazar aa jati hai 😣

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

I've been here a month and trust me im not exaggerating when I say, this has been the ONLY day I have not seen people hate on each other or some other negative bs happening We should do this more

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay

4 years

I hope one day our sentiments are hurt by the word "Rape", as much as they are by the word "Blasphemy" #PublicHangingOfRapists

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Rafay

@Mir__Rafay