Michael J. Murphy @MikeyMurphy Twitter profile

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Michael J. Murphy

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5 years

I never Ever EveR EVER E V E R needed to see that video of Shawn and Camilla kissing

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ever just...?

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Billie Eilish and Jacob Sartorius would be in the same class if they went to high school together.

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Florence Pugh. Harry Styles.

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well damn... Rest In Peace Cameron Boyce. You were a fantastic actor and so sweet the few times I met you. It’s a true shame that we lost you.

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congrats Shawn Mendes on being Shawn Mendes

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woke up to see Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus split up going back to bed.

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Michael J. Murphy

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4 years

damn... Corey was such a good dude. this is so horrible.. send love to Crawford, Kian, Jc, and all of his closest friends today. keep his spirit and personality alive by watching the many videos he uploaded on his channel. and please never drink and drive.

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Michael J. Murphy

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7 years

my 101 year old great, great aunt got married to her 97 year old fiancé the other day. so, don't worry, you're never too old.

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Michael J. Murphy

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5 years

viewers of youtube really need to put more effort into who they make famous. there are truly talented, genuine people on this website. stop making shady, irresponsible people with bad character famous LMAO

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6 years

We all know where we were when Zayn left one direction

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5 years

I, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣’𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙚𝙣𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝, want a dog

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anyway James Charles unfollowed me a year ago Bc I favorited a tweet from Finn Wolfhard responding to James after he said the IT movie wasn’t scary Bc it didn’t have jump scares LOL

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Michael J. Murphy

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6 years

I can't even put together a tweet acknowledging the Logan Paul Suicide Forrest video. All I will say is that I think at this point there is an actual disconnect from reality where the Paul brothers have started to only think in terms of viewership, growth, and click bait.

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I graduated highschool 3 years ago, here is what I remember 1. PEMDAS 2. The Great Gatsby is a lesson about drunk driving 3. Chemistry is another math class 4. Cross Multiplication 5. The mitochondria is the power house of the cell 6. That one weird kid is only gonna get weirder

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4 years

I missed the days when 1D was the whole ass timeline

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Michael J. Murphy

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Phil Lester and Dan Howell both came out during pride month The pOWER

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Michael J. Murphy

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Starting off 2019 uglier than I’ve ever looked.

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I can’t believe Cardi B won rap album of the year over Mac Miller... I really cannot...

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Hey, If you’re in school right now, I’m proud of you, keep doing your best.

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5 years

just took a DNA test turns out I’m 20% sad 20% anxiety 20% stress 20% over thinker 20% white

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5 years

ace family is the worst man...

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lmfaoooooooo i fucking hate millionaires are you kidding me?

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he grew up so fast and I can no longer put him on my head 😭

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Michael J. Murphy

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7 years

Met on the internet, and we've taken this picture every year since. Safe travels back to Peru buddy ☘️

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6 years

My favorite part of “To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before” was when Lara Jean rolled off the roof, said “ow” once and then it was never addressed again.

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Michael J. Murphy

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4 years

I didn’t know Corey Labarrie that well but anytime I saw him it was like reconnecting with an old friend. He was so sweet and wonderful to everyone he knew... drunk driving is SOOOO lame and he was taken from this earth far too soon... so so sad.

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lemme knock it all out in one tweet: let women control what happens to their bodies let people be who they want to be treat mental health as seriously as physical health take care of our earth, it’s our only one respect all humans regardless of race or sexuality

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5 years

this is not me lol

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@MikeyMurphy what in the fresh hell is this

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9 years

When Aspyn is only two years older than you and she got a house & a husband but your mom won't even let you have a poptart in the morning

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8 years

3 years of friendship that started on the Internet.

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4 years

happy one year lova @oliviarouyre

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4 years

the government literally just admitted to the existence of actual UFOs (and released videos) because at this point nothing else could really surprise us.

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the hate im getting for this is... patronizing? as if what I did lacks value because I am a straight male? & its mostly from women? its odd. toxic masculinity has effected me all my life. I didnt change the world with my post lol. just put on nail polish & said fuck it

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DRINK LOTS OF WATER It clears your skin Makes you look hot Gives you energy and makes you have to pee so you always have an excuse to leave

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what should I do? this lady has been standing outside my apartment staring up at my place for literally 3 hours. this is MAD SPOOKY. what do I do lol

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ok so let’s be real 2015: not my year 2016: not my year 2017: not my year 2018: not my year 2019: not my year well you know what? the 20s about to be my DECADE.

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Imagine being Ryan Reynolds. Like not only are you Ryan Reynolds but you: Got 2 shots at playing super heroes Are married to Blake Lively And Got to play PIKACHU

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4 years

stole these from Olivia Bc we look hot

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5 years

this year, I’m gonna try a new video format: I will have you guys send me a video, telling me a short story. I will then adapt it into a short film. Then I will skype you and premiere the film to you personally where you will rate my interpretation of your experience. Cool?

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“I dump your ass” - Eleven (Stranger Things, 2019)

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today is the 3 year anniversary of the time Luke and I lived across the street from 2 dance moms and they bragged to us that their daughters were at the kids choice awards and we weren’t

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4 years

my neighbor is BLASTING “bad guy” by Billie Eilish and at the drop, I sang out BAD GUYyyyyyYyYyYy AND HE TURNED IT OFF. AS IF TO SAY I WAS NOT INVITED TO SING ALONG? uncalled for.

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I literally almost just hit Anna Kendrick with my car

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hey @EthanDolan I’ve heard about your Mario kart skills and I think we really need to ah... ~race~

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4 years

Olivia Emma and I are at a fancy restaurant in hoodies and sweatpants and I swear they were giving us our food as fast as possible to get us out of the restaurant

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Michael J. Murphy

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6 years

I literally just wanted cute photos with him...

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Michael J. Murphy

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9 years

Tattoo😁 http://t.co/v3RAf2KVbi

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5 years

Luke and I used to do a LOT of meet and greets. Like a lot. (Damn I used to do free ones for charities in my town) And we never had the audacity to pull this crap. Idc how tired or not in the mood you are, your fans paid to be there. Do better.

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5 years

PLS TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

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9 years

10,000 rts and ill push him in http://t.co/FDaeEgfBpW

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6 years

next year I'll donate hair extensions and maybe I'll get invited to be in the youtube rewind

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5 years

no one: me: IM A FILM MAKER LOLOLOL

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7 years

tuxedo boys

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5 years

when im sad at least I have music

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Michael J. Murphy

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4 years

If you’re stuck at home and not sure what to do - I’m here. Want to watch a movie you’ve never seen? I’ll send you a suggestion. You want to write or paint? I’ll send you a prompt. You want someone to talk to? We can chat. There’s never been a better to come together.

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5 years

this is no dog... this is a bear

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5 years

things that make me depressed: 1. The fact that as a child I used to relate to spongebob but as I’ve gotten older I find that I relate to Squidward more and more every day.

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5 years

~makes date out of Shane Dawson conspiracy video~

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5 years

no one: this jacket:

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I DID IT ANYWAY http://t.co/VYt5xePak4

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5 years

no one: me, wearing Elle Mills merch:

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6 years

some things I would like for all of you in 2018: Clear skin Good grades A text back from your crush

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5 years

ur favs

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7 years

I went ice skating

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4 years

my kitten ran away this morning and I was worried walking around my apartment complex trying to find him and I see this sign:

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7 years

"how'd you spend the day you hit 1 million subscribers?" oh just watched 38 @DavidDobrik vlogs

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6 years

when you have no idea how to pose for a photo shoot

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Michael J. Murphy

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5 years

here’s my annual “WOW did puberty hit me hard” tweet

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9 years

We remade it.... http://t.co/uwDFfvZfKm

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5 years

wow we haven’t taken a photo together in a while.

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4 years

hey guys it’s drunk Mikey let’s discuss my last tweet If you’re UNDERAGE AND DRINK ILL LITERALLY FIND YOU AND SLAP YOU ON THE WRIST SO HARD YOULL WISH YOU NEVER DID IT

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7 years

dude anxiety is the worst

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5 years

how similar are we? 10% funny 10% anxiety 10% depressed 70% water

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well at the end of the day if nothing goes well for me, at least Shawn Mendes has been subscribed to my youtube channel for 5 years

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7 years

"You guys make a great couple" says the TSA agent as Luke and I pass through security.

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Michael J. Murphy

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4 years

WEARING A MASK ISNT POLITICAL HOLY CRAP. GROW UP. PUT IT ON AND QUIT COMPLAINING YOU LAME ASS CHILDISH ADULTS.

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it really sucks when you have a bad mental health day out of no where and you gotta stay looking happy bc the people in your life are depending on you. it’s exhausting

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5 years

my girlfriend just put my sock on my bare back and then proceeded to yell “WE GOT A 23-19!!!!”

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4 years

happy birthday crack head @emmachamberlain

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5 years

so Sony straight up ended the MCU Spider-Man... Tom Holland’s Spider-Man... the best Spider-Man... They plucked him straight out of the marvel universe after that giant cliffhanger and the passing of the torch from Tony Stark... I’m sad.

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Michael J. Murphy

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7 years

Oh no now the f boys of twitter have 280 characters to tell us how beautiful we are

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4 years

ugh one direction was actually really good and i miss them come back guys <3

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Michael J. Murphy

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4 years

yo just checking anyone else introduce themselves to someone and when they say their name you literally black out and it’s like you forgot how to hear and then you don’t know their name for the rest of the time you hang out with them?

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5 years

these photos look like they have a weird effect on them... but anyway...

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7 years

we're all gonna try to win an oscar one day but AT LEAST WE GOT WHAT TO WEAR DOWN!

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should I get a sunflower tattooed on my right butt cheek or no?

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I can’t believe I filed a police report dressed like this.

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5 years

on a scale of 1 to dad, how dad?

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Michael J. Murphy

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5 years

Remember when Marina Joyce tweeted Hope Everyone Likes Pancakes! And someone figured out that it was an anagram for “HELP” so we all collectively believed she was being held captive and forced to make try on haul videos.

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Luke's cat just licked my cheek. I've never been licked by a cat. IT FELT. LIKE SANDPAPER. I've always been a dog person. My whole life. This is the first time a cat has even liked me. Big moment. Thank you.

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5 years

is THIS it, chief?

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Selecting 3 people who like this tweet to break out of school tomorrow You will be provided a new identity and flight to Mexico where you will await further instruction.

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4 years

one minute originals - coming soon :)

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6 years

aw I’m sad to hear about David and Liza... u guys had me laughing and trying not to crying all at the same time with that video 😭 love

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this is my cat George. isn’t he cute?

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I just interrupted luke while he was on the phone with the bank and when I walked away I heard him say "sorry that was my son.."

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5 years

GUYS DO THIS

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4 years

hey stop making people feel bad for liking things. you aren’t even a little bit cool because you “hate” everything. it’s actually what makes you quite boring.

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Friendly reminder that social media is proven to increase anxiety. It's a bit too much sometimes. Take breaks. There's a lot more to life.

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