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@MikeeKhoury

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Maryland, USA
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@MikeeKhoury
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⚡️ “Story Time Bitch” by @MikeeKhoury
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I been fuckin with my neighbor for the last couple weeks and he just sent me this😂😂😂😂😂
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I’m fuckin pissed
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how are the impractical jokers still pranking people in public like if they tried that shit on me I'd be like "sal stop it"
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That one time I threw a party
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we tried lol
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I got finessed in the drive thru
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That One Time I Smoked Weed
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just found out girls get sad sometimes
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imagine me asking my best friend to put on some yoga pants and cuddle with me to piss off some girl lmaooooooooo girls are the devil
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what I would do if I seen a clown
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That one time I got kicked out of a football game
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so this the new wave huh
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That one time I got lost on a mountain
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hit her with the elbow for the people
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That One Time I Got Expelled From School
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a hero is born
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let’s put aside our differences blacks whites gays straights pOLiTicS none of that shit matters what truly matters is getting to area 51 𝖇𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖚 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖗 𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓬𝓵𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓲𝓷 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓷 𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓮𝓴𝓼
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TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD😂😂😂😂
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practicing to meet my girls father
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My First Fight
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rate my kitten
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That One Time I Fought A Dog
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have u been sucking fruit roll ups with other guys yes or no
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Gregory & Preston: An Inspirational Story
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That One Time I Almost Died In A Car Crash
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That One Time I Got Detention
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the party was poppin tho
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That One Time I Got Lost At Myrtle Beach
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hit em with the vocals one time
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keep liking my tweets and we gon endup like dis
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always defend ur girl🔑
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so my wisdom teeth coming in
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I can't stop laughing 😂
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don't fuck up the flow of the merge #Merging101WithMike
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excuse my language but America is a big ol fuckin circus
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That One Time I Got Knocked Out With A Baseball
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get a puppy they said it’ll be fun they said
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went to the dentist today
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bitch tell me why I just sat here and watched the whole damn thing
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we all gon look so dumb playing music for our children😂😂
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when I finish binge watching 6 seasons of Game of Thrones to catch up to everyone
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That One Time I Got Hacked
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this how it be after y’all break up lmao
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I just ran across two weird guys in a gas station
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I am a gun owner I am a conceal carry permit holder (and in MD, I definitely had to jump thru hoops to get it) I’m a “good guy with a gun” but I’d gladly give that up if it meant that children would stop getting murdered at school
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Ya boy out here sticking this jawnt to everything @GOATcase
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did u guys ever stop to think that the sun just mooned us
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stressed
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