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Dallas, TX
Joined April 2009
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5 years
Luka Doncic is younger than 8 of the 10 starters in this NCAA game.
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9 years
Ok La'el Collins. Ok.
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6 months
Brian May repping the @Rangers during We Are The Champions in Dallas tonight.
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4 years
Corby’s weird ass walk. Look at that right arm.
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3 years
Father & Son
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This has all been wonderful, but now I’m on my way
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4 years
Mavericks give love to @theoldgreywolf
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11 days
Tis better to have farted and fallen down than to have never farted at all ❤️ ✌🏼 🍆
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6 years
Best decision I’ve ever made in my life. Do it. #CleartheShelters
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FUCK EVERYBODY!!!!!!
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FUCK EVERYBODY!!!
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4 years
His name is Alexander Radulov. His name is Alexander Radulov. There’s a Stanley Cup he hasn’t won. But just you wait.
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3 years
Great success. Great kids. Thanks @JulieAnnDobbs
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9 years
"Hey Jameis, if you don't calm the fuck down you're going to the bench"
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3 years
Happy Birthday to my hot young funny talented guitar playing snowboarding pizza loving Zeppelin rocking puzzle doing whisky sipping girlfriend @Krystina_Ray !!
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11 months
Gonna talk about our friends retirement announcement next on @971TheFreak
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4 years
One of the best days of my life.
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2 years
Bewm. #THF
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2 years
Happy 6th birthday to my best friend Simon. Fun day today. Like this tweet.
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4 years
My mom and my dad
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2 years
Incredible day at the @attbyronnelson Pro-Am. Stuffed one in tight on the Par 3 15th. My friend Hideki Matsuyama said to pick it up and circle it.
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6 years
They don’t want the truth on camera
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3 years
Nora out there sledding down a hill on Jake’s phone
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2 years
I just can’t sit still anymore. I wanna break things with my hammer. I wanna start a little war.
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1 year
Just stepped into Braum’s for the first time in my life. It’s like a little market in there.
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4 years
Thanks to all the Pi1’s that showed up to the Cirque du Sirois meet and greet! #ticketstock2020 @CashSports #THF
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The single true MVP of @dfwticket is @poponjer . Today’s his birthday. He mentioned where he was going for dinner & a P1 called the place, found the reservation & paid for the whole meal. Despite him begging me to not to say, idgaf. It was @PersianTexan Good people. Every time.
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5 years
Location, location, location
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4 years
Hi @RebeccaCasting ! Have you ever cast a team for @AmazingRaceCBS just by seeing 4 pictures on Twitter or will @GreatDonovan and I be the first? 😊
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4 years
My President @swish41
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3 years
The future king surveys his domain. Tomorrow, he takes the mountain. @GreatDonovan
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3 years
Literally in your twitter bio: "Seriously, why can’t we all love one another? We only get one chance at this, be good and stomp out evil."
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7 months
shit
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4 years
That make anyone else cry?? Why tf did I cry
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6 years
I've gone directly to the NFL and requested they let @NormsClubhouse make the last pick in the draft. The VP of Communication of the League ( @NFLFootballInfo ) passed it on to their people in Dallas ( @ploreilly & @gobose ). We've got a shot at this! Keep taggin' #LetNormPick
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3 years
Pretty incredible Day 1 on the hill with @Krystina_Ray .
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2 years
Once Luka sees his face in the locker room they dead
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Congrats bois! You shall crush. I love you. @oldwaver @SeanCBass @CincoDeMino
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2 years
Hot bois night out #WrestleMania
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4 years
Fly drinking cranberry juice out of Mike Pence eye listening to Fleetwood Mac
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4 years
The door is wide open
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3 years
530am tomorrow. Let's fucking party.
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2 years
Guys guys
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4 years
The @GreatDonovan bought a TON of cookies and cupcakes from Baked in Snyder Plaza ( @ToniRivard ), and a mountain of BBQ from @PecanLodge on Friday. More than he could ever eat. Gave 90% of it away to us and his fam. Didn’t say a word about it. Be A Donovan.
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2 years
I hope Luka’s gigantic dick is ok
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6 years
Norm will not be announcing a pick at the draft. Thank you to the @dallascowboys for responding. Unfortunately, announcers had to be submitted to the NFL weeks ago. I should’ve been further ahead of this. Thanks to everyone who tweeted #LetNormPick . Really means a lot to him.
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Steeeerike! No doubt! Atta boy @NormsClubhouse
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👀 I’m calling that a strike @MikeSirois .
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4 years
5 years ago today.
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The @GreatDonovan !! 2nd career birdie!! @TroonNorthGC
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3 years
MANY are asking to see the incredible little number that @NotJackKemp was wearing this week. You never will, but we hired a professional artist to provide this rendering.
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2 years
Omg just stepped outside Chase Center at halftime and see this! This man is a legend
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4 years
On the scene
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2 years
2 bouts and I’m down $400 to this man
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2 years
My girlfriend @Krystina_Ray is an incredible artist and we’re gonna prove it to her. This one of a kind Warhol style Topo-Chico painting is officially up for auction. Bidding starts at $100. Serious bids only. It’s 18x24, acrylic paint on canvas. 🖼 🎨
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3 years
2 hours until my first babbysitting shift ever. We’re gonna have the best time.
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We’re gonna get housed, sing songs, give away money and pound candy all morning long on @971TheFreak
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5 years
1/11/19. 3:43pm. Exactly 40 yards. @GreatDonovan
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4 years
Brother @CashSports has 17 hrs to S. Dakota, then 17 hrs back in 2 weeks. His wife @MarySirois & I have set the over/under for speeding tickets at 2.5 because, of course, Sirois is French for Haul Ass. He made it to Geneva, Nebraska before getting dinged at 108 😂. Stay tuned.
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My friend Hideki & I listening to a freestyle of rapping! #THF 😂
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3 years
Look at this shit the doggie daycare place just sent me
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Cash doo dood at The Vatican
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Ticket Fighter Pilot Call Signs: (Tier 1) Junior: Ghost George: Bobcat Gordon: Oswald Donovan: Domino Norm: Mozart Jake: Spaceman Dan: Dragon Corby: Boomer Bob: Badger
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4 years
Ok. I got on Twitch tonight just to talk about the crazy day at The Ticket. Talked for like half hour then finally played one game of Fortnite in honor of @theoldgreywolf . Magic happened.
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4 years
@corbydavidson Use this one thx
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2 years
Slow effing clap for them boys. That was fun. #MFFL
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4 years
His name is Alexander Radulov.
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6 years
Cowboys should all be forced to stay in the locker room to watch Big Bang Theory, Young Sheldon, Mom, Life in Pieces aaaaaand SWAT
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Clip-on Bobon ears hanging on the back of every seat at the AAC for Game 6
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Grand Slam right into Jardiance commercial??? I’m rock hard
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4 years
Olawale now heading Southbound on I-55. Just passed Ashland, approaching McKinley Park.
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The 2-time in Big D tonight. @DrDisrespect
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squadra che si diverte
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My Oscar speech will be 20 seconds long thanking my mom then telling everyone twice to stay out of the left lane unless they are passing
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4 years
Big adventures this week for the brother
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Homage to @mcuban from our new AJGA Annika Invitational Champ! @AveryZweig
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If they take Tyler Smith in Round 1, I will submit my retirement papers. #WinWin
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Fire Jason Garret tonight. Name Cooper Rush next weeks starter tomorrow. I’m 100% serious.
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Nobody hangs 60 on the Miami Dolphins.
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6 years
What a day. What a triumph of will. After over 11 hours, countless points and counterpoints, a whiteboard, YouTube clips and blueprints of our property, my wife has agreed that our exterior holiday house decoration will include The Undertaker throwing Mankind off our roof.
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3 years
The people are out there supporting @killer1310 . #KillersCannonballRun3
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Amazing! So happy for you all
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Why are we smiling on a day when Jason Witten retires? Because this tight end was pronounced cancer free today! I can say I have never been more proud of anything in my life than the way @LukeLaufenberg battled his ass off. He has shown me what it means to compete.
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Vida’s first @Whataburger
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Slammed on my brakes on purpose so a water bottle in my back seat rolled up into my hand
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5 years
Tahoe trip tomorrow to mingle with the beautiful celebrities. Keep it or nah? @GreatDonovan
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#PGAChamp fan guide: If you love Dallas: Scheffler If you love chaos: DeChambeau If you love me winning a lot of money: Champ If you love satan: Koepka If you love cocaine: DJ
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I’m throwing myself a birthday party around 7 tonight. Please come.
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Corey Fuckin Seager
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Returns tues 7jan Razorboy-steely dan Kid charlemagne-steely dan Any major dude will tell you-steely dan Your gold teeth II-steely dan Home at last-steely dan @theoldgreywolf
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Before and after. Not bad for $207.50. If you need a yard guy in Oak Cliff/Grand Prairie who can knock out projects like this hit up my guy Joe! Good dude who could use some more houses on his schedule.
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