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Mike Jarmuz ⚡️Muzz ⚡️

3 years

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Nothing is really happening in #Bitcoin

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More than 480,000 die from cigarettes each year. No mandates, no restrictions.

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i'm ok with 0% yield on my #Bitcoin

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Basically my entire family.

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BREAKING: Reports of children in El Salvador born with laser eyes

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December 2000.

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Died Suddenly in 2022 Voyager Celsius BlockFi Three Arrows Capital FTX Alameda Hodlnaut Crypto All “ #Crypto ” No #Bitcoin

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@MikeJarmuz

2 years

Pro tip for future exhibitors #Bitcoin2022 REMOVE THE WORD CRYPTO FROM YOUR BOOTH IF YOU WANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY OR HAVE ENGAGEMENT.

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@cwt_news

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#Bitcoin fixes this 😂

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@MikeJarmuz

2 years

Your #Bitcoin will never be diluted with the next round of financing.

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@MikeJarmuz

8 months

The smartest people in #Bitcoin are the least interested in being noticed.

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@MikeJarmuz

9 months

"We were focused on crypto, and now only interested in #Bitcoin " - Many VCs I have spoken to lately. Same story.

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@MikeJarmuz

1 year

Not selling fake #Bitcoin @Azteco_ 🧾 @bisq_network 🥷 @Bitnob_official 🇳🇬 @bitstack_ 🇫🇷 @BullBitcoin_ 🇨🇦 @CoinCorner 🇪🇺 @hodlhodl 🫥 @paxful 🌍 @relai_app 🇨🇭 @riverfinancial 🌊 @RoboSats 🤖 @SwanBitcoin 🦢 @Strike ⚡️ @theamberapp 🇦🇺 @unchainedcap ⛓️ What’s in your wallet?

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3 years

Really?

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@MikeJarmuz

4 months

Mom called... "Should I stack some #Bitcoin in my Fidelity account?" I responded, "Yes, it will melt faces in 2024." She then said, "But do I want my face melted?" 😂😂😂

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1 year

🍊💊 Adventures in 🇬🇭 These dudes all downloaded ⁦ @walletofsatoshi ⁩ and want info on becoming an ⁦ @Azteco_ ⁩ vendor for their village. Thanks @AfroBitcoinOrg ⁩ 🤘🏾

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Buying .01 #BTC a day on @SwanBitcoin until I run out of money.

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@MikeJarmuz

6 months

It’s called #bitcoin beach…. Not web3, crypto, blockchain beach.

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3 years

Amazing slide from @PrestonPysh yesterday brilliantly summarizing how large asset allocators feel about shitcoins. Really great presentation. @bitblockboom

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@MikeJarmuz

2 years

R key fell off my MacBook...... Went to the repair shop..... "If you want it fixed, I need to see proof of vaccination" 🤡 🌎

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@MikeJarmuz

10 months

The @MicroStrategy ETF was approved back in 2020. Ticker is $MSTR

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@MikeJarmuz

1 year

Not one #Bitcoin company. Sad

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@MikeJarmuz

1 year

studies show that adding #bitcoin payment options to your business will likely increase the bitcoin your business receives.

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@MikeJarmuz

2 years

It’s called “The North American Bitcoin Conference” yet there is not a single #Bitcoin company here. Complete shitcoinery in every possible way. #TNABC2022

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1 year

Will you marry me? #Bitcoin

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@MikeJarmuz

2 years

8.5 BTC current bid for this ⁦ @scarcedotcity ⁩ auction ending in 3 hours. Wish I had a time machine to grab a big stack of these. Wow.

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1 year

If you bought EXACTLY one #Bitcoin 7 years ago. Today, that would be worth one #Bitcoin .

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@MikeJarmuz

1 year

Didn’t meet one El Salvadorian who had a bad word to say about President @nayibbukele . Apparently locking up 57,000 criminals and adopting #Bitcoin is paying off. Here in NYC they let bad hombres run free, do away with bail, absurd bitlicenses, and put moratoriums on mining

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@MikeJarmuz

3 months

Hey @zerohedge . Instead of $25 a month. Why not integrate #bitcoin and allow a per article sats payment, over lightning. Should be super easy with @getmash and I would love to pay some sats now and just read one article. Whyyy nottttt?????

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6 months

God bless the men who paved #bitcoin beach. This is our 3rd year and the progress is amazing each time we come back. Proof of work.

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@MikeJarmuz

1 year

If you bought exactly 0.0026486 #Bitcoin yesterday, today you have exactly 0.0026486 more Bitcoin.

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@MikeJarmuz

5 months

US government banning 12-24 words?

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@MikeJarmuz

4 months

Mom callled. Raising her $10 weekly @SwanBitcoin buy to $15. The FOMO is real.

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@MikeJarmuz

1 year

#Bitcoin should never apologize for using too much energy.

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6 months

15 years ago Craig Wright had nothing to do with the white paper

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@MikeJarmuz

1 year

2023 #Bitcoin conferences. Jan 21st. @bitcoindayio Naples, FL March 23-24 @bitcoinbeachVN Vietnam April 21-22 @LNconf Berlin, Germany May 18-20 @BitcoinMagazine Miami Beach, FL June 8-10 @BtcPrague Prague Aug 24-27 @bitblockboom Austin Dec 6-7 @unconfiscatable Las Vegas Others?

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@MikeJarmuz

1 year

Privacy-focused 5G wireless + open source VPN service built over Lightning⚡️. @Blockstream fans should be pumped. @adam3us , @rusty_twit , @austinhill + a gaggle of wicked smart dudes building the world's most private and secure communications systems. 📡

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2 years

A timeless classic from @GhostofSvetski at #adopt21 .

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1 year

Coinbase has had 5 consecutive quarters of losses. Recently posting an ~$80M loss for Q1 2023. Wild 🌎 when a little guy like @CoinCorner on a teeny little 🇮🇲 island, raised almost no outside capital and runs a profitable company.

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1 year

#Bitcoin doesn’t care who is accredited.

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1 year

Yeah sex is cool…. But have you tried investing in #bitcoin startups

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8 months

What do your LinkedIn responses look like?

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10 months

I want to have sats with my wife

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2 years

In the past year, @ltngventures collectively have invested over $5M in #Bitcoin companies.⚡️ Grateful to everyone who has helped us start the engines. We've only just begun. Minting new Bitcoin Angels & Investors with every block. Open source for DMs and questions.🍊💊

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2 years

Imagine if this was your president! ⁦ @nayibbukele ⁩ is so boss. Best week ever in El Salvador. Can’t wait to come back and see the #Bitcoincity . ⁦ @nicolasburtey ⁩ and ⁦ @GaloyMoney ⁩ hit a home run with #Adopt21 . Thanks to everyone who made this happen.

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1 year

I married a goddess. Winning never looked so good. Thank God for #Bitcoin

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1 year

Back to back #bitcoin conferences. 5 stars for @pacificbitcoin Kudos to @coryklippsten and the @SwanBitcoin gang for pulling off an epic event. First of many. Mark the calendar for next year. Wheels up for 2nd annual @AdoptingBTC and super pumped to get back to El Salvador.

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1 year

Did you buy #bitcoin for your children’s future today?

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1 year

Chainalysis is an evil, awful, anti- #Bitcoin company. The VCs who backed them are despicable. Digital Currency Group, Coatue, Sequoia, Benchmark, Accel, Blackstone, GIC, Ribbit, 9Yards, Techstars, FundersClub, Blackstone, SV, Sozo, BNY Mellon, and more. They are not your friends

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1 year

First official Satoshi Rockamoto! 🤘🎸😎 Thanks for hanging.

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@MikeJarmuz

3 years

So….. @start9labs absolutely melted faces at @bitblockboom today. Talk of the conference. Hands down. On a mission to change the world and actually DO SOME FUCKING GOOD! @start9dave @_MattHill_ ⚡️🔥🤯

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1 year

When your American dream becomes a 2nd passport.

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7 months

Exploring the Orange Light District with my wife. Feeling cute might delete later. Who’s pumped for @TheBitcoinConf

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6 months

For the past 3 years coming to El Salvador I have still not met a single local who has one bad thing to say about @nayibbukele

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Bitcoiners are the best people you can have in your life.

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1 year

9 out of 10 doctors agree, stacking sats leads to improved mental health.

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@HerbsandDirt @MDoolsky Fond memories of a stronger generation.

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Not all IPOs are grand. In January 2019, I purchased $10k of Instacart stock (Series A Preferred Shares) $CART on the secondary markets at an implied $7.5B valuation. Yesterday was the IPO, and the current value of my shares is ~$11,356 (+$1,300) Yippie. These shares are in…

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#Bitcoin Lightning Network +834 #BTC on the week. No big deal.

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2 months

#bitcoin friends. There is no second best.

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4 months

Mom finally joining the cult after an epic 10 year resistance. Finally got her to take the 🍊💊 Gifting #bitcoin from @SwanBitcoin was a super smooth experience. She’s already buying another $2k. Price is sure to pump soon.

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My mother-in-law got me #Bitcoin socks and a keychain for Christmas! She is finally stacking sats, and I couldn't be more proud 🙌

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7 months

This year, India is set to overtake China’s population of 1.4 billion and become the world’s most populous country. Who is building a #Bitcoin -only exchange out there?

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1 year

The smartest people in the world are working on #Bitcoin . They are not in CrYptO

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3 months

What happened the last time Pluto was in Aquarius.

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6 months

Tomorrow night in El Salvador! Come jam with some #bitcoin all-stars! Calling all Satoshi Shredders. Sing with a live backing band, get up and play. Need some local flavor. Bring the 🔥

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@clif_high

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First block with over 3,000 BTC transactions. Can we celebrate this please? @WorldCryptoNet @ToneVays @theonevortex @MadBitcoins #bitcoin

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Bit Block Booming success and the couple who make it all happen. Thanks @GaryLeland

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1 year

2 layovers and a boat ride later. Not easy getting to the #Bitcoin island. Psyched for @Pouch_PH and #Bitcoiners in the Philippines 🇵🇭

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I 🧡🇸🇻 and the annual pilgrimage to the promise land for Adopting #Bitcoin

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#Bitcoin VC land is heating up bigly. Feels so good.

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3 years

Anyone else miss @theonevortex ?

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When you say one of the 5 words you know in Spanish and then they say 400 words back at you in like 8 seconds.

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1 year

#Bitcoinday Naples.

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"I love my fiat job" -Said no Bitcoiner ever Tons of openings on @BitcoinerJobs Get after it 😎

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1 year

The one and only @r0ckstardev defacing local currency and breaking the law! Onboarded tons of people with @Azteco_ vouchers, @walletofsatoshi downloads. @Bitnob_official signups and good vibes. Pay with @Strike now live. The sleeping giant awakens

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Tickets on Sale!🤘🏼Satoshi Rockamoto🎸during @BtcPrague Thanks to @matteopelleg for the ticketing site. Includes a free month of the @orangepillapp 🎉 Jam with some Satoshi Shredders! Get up and play. Sing w/ a live backup band of #Bitcoin all-stars

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Spinning the @fold_app wheel daily and opening the @trylolli treasure box is the modern day #Bitcoin faucet. I wish more companies sprinkled sats like this.

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Liquid #Bitcoin mempool. 0. Where are the exchanges? Easy and Amazing upgrade to the network if this can get some adoption. @Liquid_BTC taking inbound calls. Don't be shy

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If US states were paying sats for bottle deposits Bitcoiners would be ruthlessly recycling.

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8 months

#Bitcoin unifies and eliminates the need for thousands of payment networks and databases all struggling to talk to one another

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1 year

We’ve been saying “slowly then suddenly” for like 10 years. #bitcoin

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@MikeJarmuz

1 year

R.I.P. Internet Explorer, Netscape, AOL, and the rest. Same chart. Long term #Bitcoin vs. #Crypto

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1 year

a close source indicates that adding #Bitcoin payments to your business will also lead to acquiring many psychotically loyal, wealthy, new Bitcoin customers.

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Normal people don't change the world.

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1 year

Venture capital is not the only way to fund your #bitcoin startup

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7 months

Wheels up for LA! See you in Santa Monica for Pacific Bitcoin 2023!

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1 year

No bank runs with #Bitcoin

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Forget the halving and ETF. My moms $2k buy is not priced in yet.

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1 year

Gives #bitcoin to family….. Family bummed it’s not a visa gift card 🤦‍♂️

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The man @hhua_ schooling the sheraton on accepting #BTC payments for our H2O. They were not using the Chivo…. They were using @BtcpayServer which is very telling.